Rebirth King of Pit Climbing
Chapter 363 I Came to Borrow the Toilet
When encountering such a lewd and shameless thief, Su Qinglan felt that it was the biggest suffering in her life. But she still fell in love with this thief without realizing it. Su Qinglan felt very regretful and regretted not knowing Yang Ling.
Of course, it is immoral to peek at a beautiful woman taking a bath. Yang Ling has done many immoral things in his life, and the word regret is basically inseparable from himself. Yang Ling is practicing it perfectly
But he never regretted it like today. Yang Ling suddenly understood a truth: it is a pleasure to peek at the beauty changing clothes, but it has to pay a price. Generally speaking, the more beautiful the beauty is, the heavier the price it pays. Unfortunately
Su Qinglan is still a peerless beauty. She suddenly remembered that the two people in her family were also peerless beauties. I believe the tragic price was about to come.
Yang Ling is very sad and angry now, and at the same time he also has a hint of regret. He has been unable to understand why he was going to run upstairs to peek at Su Qinglan? Isn't it good to sit in the front hall and enjoy tea?
As if he was appointed as an official in the court, he sat steadily on a chair, waiting for Su Qinglan to come down to see him. He was not without losing his dignity and could show off his might. How could he be like now? It's not right. If that were the case, wouldn't he be able to enjoy the charm inside? Yang Ling
With an extremely complicated mood.
At this time, the sound of going upstairs came again at the entrance of the corridor. Su Qinglan was shocked and hurriedly said, "Didn't you say that? I'm taking a shower. When I get ready, I'll go to see my father."
"Daughter, it's dad!" Su Huajian's voice came.
Yang Ling and Su Qinglan were panicked at the same time. Not only did the lonely man and widowed woman live together in the same room, but the current situation is still like this. Even if it is touched by the horizon, no one believed it. Maybe they would be soaked in the pig cage. Well, only one of Yang Ling was soaked in
Ren. Yang Ling lowered his voice and pointed out of the door: "You can fool your father away quickly. I will explain to you today's affairs in the future."
Su Qinglan gave Yang Ling a crisp look. She also knew that no one could know what happened today. After taking a few deep breaths, Su Qinglan tried hard to calm her rapid breathing, but she did not forget to use her hands to catch a few water in the large wooden basin.
, made a slight sound. Then he shouted loudly to the outside: "Dad, my daughter is taking a shower, it will be fine in a while."
"Oh, okay, dad is waiting for you outside the door." Su Huajian's voice was very worthy of beating, at least in Yang Ling's opinion, he felt very worthy of beating.
"No, Dad, you are outside the door, my daughter is so embarrassed."
"What's so embarrassing about this? You are my father's daughter, and you are my father's shit and urine. You have never let your servants change your diapers when you were a child!" Su Huajian smiled and said, "You blinked your eyes, you
He became a big girl. He was so beautiful, and his father was both happy and worried. If you got married earlier, his father wouldn't be so worried. But today, Yang Ling suddenly disappeared from our house.
My father was even more worried as soon as he came."
Yang Ling was very depressed. I just came up to peek at him, not to steal people. You are worried about being fucked.
"Dad, wait, my daughter will be fine soon." Su Qinglan used the sound of water to point at the window, suppressed her anger, and whispered: "Hurry, don't let my father see it."
, jump out!"
"Okay!" Yang Ling was overjoyed and jumped up without hesitation, bent his legs slightly, and stayed in this ugly position for a while, then stopped moving. "I won't jump! I want to jump and you jump!" Just kidding,
This is the second floor. The Su family is rich. This building is also high, five or six meters above the ground. If it were two or three meters, Yang Ling would jump down without hesitation, but now, he will fall
Dead!
"You!" Su Qinglan was furious and finally couldn't help but lift her lotus feet and kicked Yang Ling hard: "Jump down!"
"No! If you don't jump, you will die!" Yang Ling was shocked, holding the wooden window frame tightly with both hands, and never letting go.
"Jump!"
"Don't jump! You are plotting to murder the imperial court official! You have also seen the fate of the Yan family!"
"Jump!" Su Qinglan kicked Yang Ling hard in the butt.
"Please, spare me, I will not die if I commit sins!" Yang Ling begged bitterly.
Now, Lord Yang, the magistrate of Liyang, was pale and sweating like rain, his eyes were full of fear and begging for mercy. He was holding the window frame on the second floor tightly. This was his last life-saving straw. Once he let go, maybe he would do it in this life.
What a terrible end to becoming a vegetable.
The eldest daughter of the Su family, Su Qinglan, was anxious and angry, and was kicking him desperately with her slender lotus feet, trying to kick him down from the second floor to protect her reputation for being innocent. Su Qinglan's father was at the door at this time
Outside, like a patient cheetah, waiting for his prey, I believe he will see Yang Ling soon, and then Yang Ling is like an adulterer caught in the bed, hanging his head and facing Su Huajian's stern shouting, why did he
Appeared in his daughter's boudoir, and she was so embarrassed. Look at this mess! Yang Ling has experienced many messy things in her life, but there has never been a thing as difficult as today. Yang Ling's only idea now is to hold it tightly
The window lattice is the worst thing I don’t want my innocence.
"Go down! Jump down!" Su Qinglan bit her lower lip, and crystal tears rolled in her eyes. When she thought of the expression that might appear on her father's face when he saw Yang Ling in her boudoir, her legs couldn't help it.
She is soft and has been cleansing herself for twenty years and treats men with no false appearance. She never thought that she would be in such a terrible situation today?
"No! Don't jump! Don't jump no matter what you say!" Yang Ling was like a koala koala, holding the window frame tightly, allowing Su Qinglan to pull and kick, like a loyal martyr, never letting go, and refused very much
Tough. You can't do it if you don't have to be strong. If you jump down and don't die, you will be seriously injured. Isn't it just a peek? What a big deal? I haven't done it before, so I have to lose my life?
"You...you! You are such a grievance!" Su Qinglan had no choice but to grit her teeth and stomped her feet hatefully. Without time to think about it, she had to pull Yang Ling off the windowsill and point at her room.
Under the bed of the Xiangxiangmu bed, he whispered: "Hurry up! Get in!"
When Yang Ling saw it, he was also happy, but he still hummed proudly: "A man should be a real man, and he should be in the world and be determined by the world. How can he be shrouded under the bed? You are insulting my expensive self-esteem! When necessary, it is very
Valuable."
"Stop talking nonsense! Get in!" Su Qinglan twisted Yang Ling's arm with her backhand. She didn't know where she had great strength and pressed Yang Ling's head down. Then she kicked Yang Ling's high up butt with a kick.
.
"Bang!" Yang Ling was kicked under the bed by her. I don't know what she hit. Her eyes were filled with stars, and tears of grievance flowed out, which hurt.
"Daughter, what's wrong with you? Why is it so noisy and quarrel inside? What happened?" Su Huajian's tone was filled with concern.
"No, nothing, daughter...the daughter is talking to herself. She just learned a song and is practicing by herself!" Su Qinglan seemed a little panicked.
"It's really nothing? Ah! If you have anything, you must tell your father!"
"Dad, my daughter is really nothing!" Su Qinglan answered very simply this time: "Dad, wait a moment, my daughter will wear clothes now."
Su Huajian looked at the daughter who opened the door and had a wet head and a hint of redness on her face. It seemed that she had just taken a shower. She couldn't help but feel a little bit of gratitude and a little bit of disappointment in her heart. "It's really nothing?" Su Huajian covered up.
I couldn't help but feel disappointed. I suddenly seemed to have discovered something new: "Ah! Why are there tears on your face?"
"No, my daughter was confused by the sand just now, and she couldn't help but rub it with her hands." Su Qinglan seemed very calm, with no flaw in her movements, expressions, and tone. Women are all liars, and this sentence is indeed true.
.
"Didn't my father say it? Sha is confused, don't rub it with your hands." Su Huajian's tone was full of pampering.
"Puchi!" Yang Ling lay helplessly under the bed. Hearing this, he couldn't help but sneer. What a bloody excuse. I have heard of movies and TV in my previous life many times, but I didn't expect that ancient people were so bloody.
"Huh? What's the sound?"
"Ah! Nothing. Maybe it's a mouse? Dad, is there anything you have to do with your daughter?"
"Oh, nothing happened. Thinking that Lord Yang came here today, I wanted to summarize some business matters together, but since he was not here, I will talk about it later." Su Huajian went downstairs with confusion and murmured to himself: "
Strange! Where did Yang Ling go? Could it be that he was lost in wandering around the mansion? He had to send someone to look for it." After Su Huajian went downstairs, the footsteps gradually faded away.
"A thief! Come on!" When Su Qinglan saw her father walking away and was sure that she would not come back, she suddenly erupted like a volcano that had been silent for thousands of years.
Lotus kicked the edge of the bed hard, and Su Qinglan shouted angrily: "Get out!"
"No! I won't come out! It's warm in winter and cool in summer. I decided to live here in the future." Yang Ling rogue said.
"If you don't come out, I'll let the dog bite you!"
"Wow! You are more despicable than me! If you have the ability, come in and bite me by yourself!"
Su Qinglan has the heart to kill Yang Ling now. Yes, yes, Su Qinglan admits that she really fell in love with this a bit of a scoundrel bastard in the process of slowly getting in touch with Yang Ling, but in this situation, how do the two of them get along in the future?
After all, Su Qinglan is still a woman who makes Yunying’s unmarried yellow flower daughter, which makes her innate shyness and makes her feel very embarrassed. The woman who becomes angry is the most dangerous animal in the world.
After gritting his teeth, Su Qinglan dragged Yang Ling out from under the bed like a dead dog. Then, the pink fist seemed to be useless and beat Yang Ling to no avail, as if he was not doing anything, as if he was crazy.
"Ah! You woman, what do you want? If you have something to say, can you stop being so violent?" Yang Ling hugged his head with both hands and begged hurriedly.
"I'll beat you to death, the traitor!" Su Qinglan became angry again when she heard this. It was already this time. This bastard dared to say such shameless words.
"I'm not a traitor!" Yang Ling quickly broke up.
"You said you are not a thief. Can you enter the woman's boudoir at will? Say! Come up my stairs, what do you mean?" Su Qinglan was so angry that her delicate body trembled, and the humiliation of being looked at by his naked body was so humiliated that she was so embarrassed that she could see her naked.
She couldn't help but burst into tears and was extremely sad.
"This..." Yang Ling pondered for a moment, looked at Su Qinglan's pretty face, and said carefully: "If I say I came up to borrow a toilet, do you believe it?"
"I'll beat you to death, a shameless bastard!" Su Qinglan laughed furiously, and swung her pink fist tightly again, and inhumanely abused Lord Yang: "Do you think I believe it?"
"I think I'm making up this lies very well, why don't you believe it? I believe it all! Oh! Bastard... Little girl! Are you crazy? Stop it! If you don't believe it, I'll make up another lies
That's right, why do you have to do it?" Yang Ling burst out from the left and right. He was very embarrassed.
Su Qinglan pursed her little mouth tightly, and her pink fists poured towards Yang Ling like a storm. If Yang Ling was not the one she liked, maybe she had already taken out her heroic figure on the Qinhuai River at this moment and personally took the initiative to remove Yang Ling.
It's eight yuan.
Yang Ling did a bad thing. Naturally, he felt guilty and let Su Qinglan beat her up without any brains. She couldn't stand the pain, so she said, "Hey, if you hit me again, I'm not intentionally
Besides, I didn't look at anything and was beaten for no reason. Am I wronged?”
Su Qinglan was so angry that her delicate body trembled. She pointed at Yang Ling and said angrily: "You...you still said? Let me tell you, I have no shame to live now, are you very happy?"
"No, don't die. What a good figure, just turning into a dry bone. Don't you think it's a waste of resources?" Yang Ling hurriedly advised.
"You..." Even though you are as smart as Su Qinglan, there is no reason to meet a scoundrel like Yang Ling. "Don't worry, even if I die, I will definitely take you to soak the pig cage with me."
"Haha!" Yang Ling laughed dryly, rubbed his fingers and said, "No. We are humans, not pigs, so what kind of pig cage can we soak. It's as ugly as a dough cake!"
Su Qinglan was completely speechless at Yang Ling. She said hatefully: "Get out! Go out! I will never see you, a scoundrel again!"
Yang Ling was granted a general amnesty and hurriedly smiled at Su Qinglan. Then he turned around and ran downstairs quickly.
Su Qinglan stared at Yang Ling and ran downstairs in a daze. Her heart was broken, her beautiful eyes blinked twice, and then shed two lines of tears. At this time, she was both ashamed and angry. Which girl was not in love with her? She had fantasized about it countless times.
What would her wedding night look like? I didn’t expect that her body was completely seen by Yang Ling so early. The last time she applied medicine, it was understandable, but what about this time? Thinking of this, she felt in her heart
She couldn't help but feel sad and sad, and she couldn't hold back her tears. Soon, her pretty face was covered with tears.
In his tears, he saw Yang Ling's thief head poking out again, like a mouse stealing rice, carefully observing the situation around him.
Su Qinglan was stunned. How dare this guy come back? Before he could even ask, Yang Ling said first: "Hey, I came back to tell you that if the excuse of going to the toilet is not good, I want to say that there is a voice in the dark.
What do you think if you guide me here? So, everything is God's will, God's will!"
Without saying a word, Su Qinglan picked up an antique vase beside her and smashed it at Yang Ling.
"Bang!" The vase broke all over the ground. Yang Ling shrank his head and ran away with his head in his arms.
Yang Ling understood one thing very early, that is, luck is also part of strength. If you want to do big things, you must have a certain component of luck. Of course, peeping at such small things is not only bold and meticulous, but also gentle, and finding a good position.
It requires luck. Luck here is divided into two aspects. First of all, if the object is a beauty, it is obvious that Su Qinglan is a beauty. Even if she looks like a fairy, it is not an exaggeration. Therefore, Yang Ling has good luck.
I don’t know if my luck has been used up, but my luck later became really bad. The past is unbearable to look back on!
Yang Ling is very lucky now, and he feels that he has carried it home. Su Qinglan's vase that she threw out with anger did not hit him, but it also scared him. Yang Ling, who is used to escaping, turned around without hesitation.
Run, this crazy woman is really as quiet as a virgin, and as crazy as a madman, and she goes crazy. Who dares to say that she is not a madman who is like a fake one? Who is he anxious!
Is it necessary to react so much? Yang Ling was very angry. Didn’t he just look at your naked back? Those very stupid and innocent jade girls in his previous life, with bare butts, lying on the bed with all kinds of **
The posture is allowed by photography enthusiasts to catch and touch, taking photos while doing business. After that, it is known to everyone. Those female celebrities are not having children in the end, but they are still alive when they shoot advertisements.
Free? Besides, I have seen your naked back a long time ago, okay? When Yang Ling thought of this, he had to praise his wife for being open-minded. Thinking about it, he was not at all nervous, but turned around and teased him.
It is very necessary for the young and ignorant Yang Ling and Su Qinglan to learn this spirit.
"Dingdengdeng" ran down the stairs, Yang Ling hugged her head and ran out, muttering dissatisfiedly. Unexpectedly, as soon as she got down the stairs, before she took a step, something unfortunate happened again.
"Bang!" Yang Ling lowered his head and ran away, his head slamming into someone's body.
"Ah... have your eyes long?" Yang Ling covered his head and howled. What day is this today? I didn't look at the calendar when I went out, and everything went wrong. It would be great if I had known that I would stay in the county government office and not go out.
The unfortunate thing is not over yet, "Yang... why is it you, Lord Yang?" The person who was hit obviously recognized him.
"Not me, who else can you? Have you ever seen such a handsome person?" Yang Ling raised her head dissatisfiedly, then opened her mouth so much that she could stuff an egg: "Uncle Su...Uncle?" Yang Ling was shocked, and her legs suddenly became a little a little
I became soft and there was a hint of wetness in my crotch. Is this considered catching an adulterer on the spot?
Su Huajian pointed to Yang Ling in surprise, then pointed to the upstairs, and then his expression became shocked and angry: "You came out of my daughter's boudoir? What did you...have you done?"
The air seemed to solidify. After a long time, Yang Ling coughed heavily, hoarsely and explained dryly: "The weather is clear today, cough, I'll go up to borrow a toilet, do you believe it?" (To be continued...)
You'll Also Like
-
The End of the World: I built the Supreme Shelter one year in advance
Chapter 197 6 hours ago -
Miss Witch, it's time to clean up the entries
Chapter 218 7 hours ago -
Fusion is the noblest form of summoning!
Chapter 403 7 hours ago -
My family is super strong
Chapter 590 7 hours ago -
He started out as an Immortal Emperor, and thirty years later he accepted the Empress as his apprent
Chapter 187 16 hours ago -
Become the first one at the start and sign in to the ultimate imperial soldier!
Chapter 1654 16 hours ago -
Konoha: Who is the good person?
Chapter 88 16 hours ago -
The narration system of Wuxia Journey
Chapter 402 16 hours ago -
Beauty Comic Plane Trader
Chapter 382 16 hours ago -
The Strongest Shock of Naruto
Chapter 624 16 hours ago