Rebirth King of Pit Climbing

For several days, Yang Ling spent time in the East Palace. Juhuaguan asked in detail about the disaster situation in Jiangsu and Zhejiang, and expressed concerns about this year's harvest. The summer harvest in Hebei has begun one after another, and the situation is very bad.

There is no harvest in many places. Drought is usually accompanied by locust plagues. Under the double blow, it is not easy to harvest some food.

Looking at the worried Juhuaguan, Yang Ling could only console him: "It's okay. Those wealthy families have a lot of food. When things fail, we will go grab their food."

"Third brother, can you be more serious at this time?" Juhuaguan said with a crying face: "Robbing? You can think of it! We are not bandits! By the way, third brother, your thoughts now are very dangerous!

"

"Okay, pretend I didn't say it." Yang Ling continued: "By the way, banks and exchanges have made a lot of money this year. If it doesn't work, just use the money to buy it. By the way, the gold mines in Fuso are very good.

How's it going? Will gold come out this year?"

When the matter of the gold mine was mentioned, Juhuaguan suddenly seemed to have been injected with blood. He leaned close to Yang Ling's ear and whispered: "Shh, third brother, please keep your voice down. Don't say anything. After the craftsmen went there, they really found out

But as you know, because it is right next to Fuso, in order not to attract the attention of those Fuso people, everything is done quietly. It is probably unrealistic to expect that the gold there can be put to use now.

of."

"Then tell me something!" When Yang Ling said this, he burst into tears: "Brother, I really have nothing to say to your old Li family. After the gold from the gold mine is delivered this time, remember to give it to

I’ll keep tens of thousands of taels as souvenirs.”

"Haha! Third brother, don't even think about this." Juhuaguan had a look of laziness on his face, a bit like Yang Ling, and said matter-of-factly: "Now I have to start saving for your eldest nephew."

"Isn't this too early? Besides, there is so much gold, you should share it with me. I am still waiting to save a dowry for my little cotton-padded jacket!"

"That's not right. Third brother, my sister-in-law hasn't even given birth yet. Do you really not want to get a boy just by asking for a boy?" Juhuaguan asked seriously.[

"Aren't you uneducated?" Yang Ling said with disdain: "What's the benefit of having a son? My son is in the Construction Bank, and I have to be busy with him all my life. It's better to have a daughter. I know how to love people, so I want a daughter."

"Okay!" Ju Huaguan said with a smile: "If you really give birth to a daughter, let them have a baby marriage and let your daughter be the queen in the future. Third brother, what do you think?"

"Dream!" Yang Ling spat in Juhuaguan's face without thinking: "My little cotton-padded jacket will have free love in the future. If your son looks like a crooked melon and a cracked jujube, my little cotton-padded jacket will hate it to death in the future.

I?"

"What is this? Free love?" Juhuaguan looked at Yang Ling in confusion: "Third brother, are you not confused? If she falls in love with a beggar in the future, will you be willing to let her marry?"

"Whether she likes it, I won't interfere. As a father, I have always been open-minded." Yang Ling said confidently: "Besides, my little cotton-padded jacket looks like this. I have been soaked in a honeypot all my life. Do you think it's okay?

Is it possible to fall in love with a beggar?"

While the brothers were chatting happily, suddenly a young man from outside the palace rushed towards him. Before he could enter the palace, he shouted loudly: "Master Yang, hurry up! Hurry..."

Everyone looked at them in astonishment. Juhuaguan frowned dissatisfied and said, "What's the fuss about? Didn't you see me discussing business with my third brother? Running around and making noise, how unbecoming it is!"

Xiao Huangmen had already entered the palace gate at this time. Hearing this, he knelt down with a plop, panted heavily and said in a trembling voice: "Your Highness, please forgive me. I have something urgent to report, so I lost my composure."

Yang Ling glanced at Juhuaguan with dissatisfaction: "You are quite assertive now! What's the matter?" The last sentence was addressed to the little yellow gate.

Xiao Huangmen raised his head, looked at Yang Ling and said: "Mr. Yang, the servants in your palace are asking for help from outside the palace gate. Sir, your wife, she just had unbearable abdominal pain. The imperial doctor said that she is afraid of giving birth."

Yes! Mr. Yang, you’d better go back and take a look!”

As soon as these words came out, the whole hall fell silent, and no one spoke for a while. Yang Ling's eyes widened, and he stood there motionless, like a stone sculpture, until the jade bowl holding the sour plum soup in his hand fell to the ground uncontrollably.

, there was a crisp "ding" sound, and Yang Ling came back to her senses. Yang Ling shook her head vigorously, pointed at her nose, and asked blankly: "I... I'm going to give birth?"

Xiao Huangmen's head was full of black lines and said: "Mr. Yang, it's not you who is going to give birth, it's your wife who is going to give birth!"

"So, I...I'm going to be a father?" Yang Ling was still muttering to himself in shock.

Juhuaguan and Xiaoboguo were filled with joy, they patted Yang Ling's shoulder hard, and shouted: "Why are you so stunned! Go home quickly! Go quickly, my second brother and I will be here soon!"

Only then did Yang Ling jump up like a rabbit that had been hit by an arrow. His expression was filled with ecstasy. He didn't even bother to put on the official boots that he had taken off in the palace. He ran towards the palace gate with bare feet.

Bian shouted: "Madam, wait until I come to regenerate! We must give birth to a little cotton-padded jacket with excellent quality, who will bring disaster to the country and the people in the future, and who will charm men to death without even paying for it with his life!" [

Yang Ling had just walked back to the door, but she saw Hunter Sun circling hurriedly at the foot of the steps, muttering something to himself. When he saw Yang Ling coming back in a hurry, Hunter Sun was overjoyed and hurried forward to greet him.

. said: "Husband, hurry up! My sister is about to give birth!"

Yang Ling ran home like a gust of wind. She didn't know how to describe Yang Ling's mood at this moment. She was happy to be a father, but also a little unfamiliar with the new member of the family. What she was most worried about now was Kong Yingxue's body. Ancient times

Medical technology is backward,

When a woman gives birth to a child, it's like going through the gate of hell. Can Kong Yingxue's small body support her until the child is born? God is fair and will not be lenient to Kong Yingxue because of her noble status. In this gate of hell,

Before, all living beings were equal.

Sun Hunter ran behind Yang Ling and chattered: "After lunch, my sister felt unbearable pain in her abdomen. She called the imperial doctor to check her pulse. The imperial doctor said she might be giving birth. The ladies helped her into the room.

, but as soon as my sister lay down, she felt no pain again, and she just shouted for water. The ladies didn’t dare to give her too much to drink, and after a while, my sister started to feel pain again, and this happened several times.”

Yang Ling looked straight and asked: "Why do I feel that this symptom is like having diarrhea after eating something bad? Wife, are you sure she is going to give birth?"

"What nonsense are you talking about!" Old Shen came out and said to Yang Ling with wide eyes: "The two imperial doctors and the famous folk doctors invited by me all checked the pulse and said that I was about to give birth. How can this happen?

Is it fake?"

Yang Ling's heart beat wildly involuntarily. My child, from today on, he finally has his own flesh and blood in this strange era. Kong Yingxue will give birth to his first child, although Xiao Guanyin has already given birth to one.

, but this child will have his own surname and travel to this era. I always feel like a block

Although Yang Ling knows that he has a family and a wife, this strange sense of the times always remains in his mind and cannot go away. Now that this child is coming, Yang Ling finally has a sense of having his feet on the ground.

He understood that from today on, he had taken root in this strange era and had a destination.

Yang Ling felt so happy that she wanted to cry. Everything in the past life was already the past life. For example, Zhuang Zhou dreamed of a butterfly. After waking up from the dream, why should he think about whether he was Zhuang Zhou or a butterfly? From then on, he would be an ancient person and will be recorded in the history books in the future.

It is recorded that Yang Ling became Chaozhong

I built a bank, engaged in football, and did many things. I was suspected of time travel, and many future generations have benefited from it. This is me, not the young man who has graduated and lost his job, and is not the one who finally found a job that can last for a long time and starve to death.

humble college students, not to mention

He is a poor guy who can't even find a girlfriend. He stays at home every day, rubbing his feet in front of the computer and watching pornographic movies. He is Yang Ling. Yang Ling has grown up in this era. His words and deeds are always criticized by the world.

People pay attention to every word he says,

Every one of his ideas can be heard by people all over the world in the shortest possible time. More importantly, he has a complete and harmonious family with a wife, children, and good brothers. This is enough.

, I originally belong to this era.

Old Shen nagged in Yang Ling's ear: "You are serious, you know that Yingxue's due date is just these days, why do you still want to run out?"

"I don't want to either. My bastard brother summoned me, can I not go?" Yang Ling waved his hands and said absently: "Okay, why are you talking about this? Has Yingxue settled down now? How many people are in the room?

?Can you hold weapons? How many innocent people are there?"

"Ah?" Old Shen's eyes widened. Are you giving birth to a child or rescuing a hostage?

"Ahem, I'm sorry, I'm too excited. I don't know what I'm talking about. It's normal for me to be a new father and behave like this, right? By the way, are all the ladies here? The doctors are outside.

Are you prepared for emergencies?" Yang Ling asked a series of questions.

While talking, Yang Ling hurried to the door of the room. When he looked up, he saw many people standing in the corridor. His wife Taishan Taishui had already received the letter and rushed over, as well as uncles and aunts from the Shen family.

His expression was joyful, mixed with a little worry. When they saw Yang Ling arriving in a hurry, everyone's eyes lit up and they rushed forward to greet him.

Yang Ling tiptoed and glanced into the room, only to see that the door was tightly blocked by a thick curtain. Several doctors were sitting not far from the door calmly stroking their beards. The curtain of the door was lifted from time to time.

When the door was open, the maids and the ladies were carrying hot water, white cloths, and beddings, constantly coming in and out. The scene was very busy.

"Mother-in-law, has Yingxue started to give birth?" Yang Ling was so anxious that sweat kept dripping from her forehead and she was rubbing her hands at a loss.

Mrs. Kong frowned lightly, looking a little worried. She shook her head when she heard this and said, "It happened at noon. After being brought into the room, it hurt for a while and then it went away. Then it started to hurt again. It happened several times. It's really heart-wrenching!"

Yang Ling's heart was also in suspense. He frowned and looked at the maids and women coming in and out. He kept rubbing his hands anxiously. He wanted to do something for Kong Yingxue, but he couldn't get it done. He tried his best. It was a good time.

After a while, Yang Ling pointed to the thick curtain on the door and said, "Come here, please remove that curtain and replace it with a lighter curtain. It's not afraid of suffocating people to death on a hot day!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Yang Ling was hit hard by chestnuts on the back of his head. Yang Ling was furious. When he looked back, he saw Old Shen glaring at him: "Are you confused? Why did you remove the curtain? The child hasn't even landed yet.

, I can’t see Yang Qi, so I removed the door curtain, do you want to kill my great-grandson?”

Yang Ling was shocked: "This... what kind of statement is this?"

Mrs. Kong explained: "There are many stories about women giving birth to children. Elderly people say that the child cannot be considered a person before it falls on the ground. At this time, God is arranging the reincarnation of the stars in the sky, so the child is not visible when it is born.

Being yang-y, I am afraid of violating the taboos of heaven."

Elderly people are quite superstitious, not to mention that in ancient times when gods were generally believed in, you, Old Shen, are also the Prime Minister of a country. It is unscientific to be so superstitious.

Just when everyone was spinning around in panic, the high-pitched screams of pain made everyone waiting anxiously outside the room feel their hearts tightening. Everyone immediately understood that this might be about to happen.

Yang Ling was so frightened that she trembled all over, stepped forward, and lay down at the door of the room. Through the tightly sealed paper, she shouted urgently: "Madam, how do you feel? Are you about to give birth?"

Kong Yingxue seemed to be responding to his words, and suddenly she let out a high-pitched cry of pain. Yang Ling's heart twitched again, and she suddenly lost her square inch and became a mess. After spinning around in circles twice, Yang Ling suddenly felt happy in her heart: "Oh!

Madam, are you hungry? I'll give you a bowl of noodles to eat. The most important thing in life is to be happy, whether you have children or not, that's what it really means."

"Shut up! Didn't you see Yingxue giving birth inside?" Old Shen suddenly took a step forward, pretending to hit Yang Ling again.

"Oh, we can't fight anymore. You don't want your great-grandson to have a stupid father, right?" Yang Ling hurriedly begged for mercy.

"Even if you are stupid, you are still more cunning than most people in this world!" Old Shen snorted coldly, but still put down his raised hand.

Everyone was busy and waiting. The maids and women were rushing in and out carrying the necessary items for giving birth. Kong Yingxue heard cries of pain from time to time in the room, and even the people waiting outside were anxious. Yang Ling had already become so anxious that the Sixth God Lord,

No

When I looked up at the thick curtain hanging at the door of the room, I wanted to stamp my feet and rush in several times. When Kong Yingxue was in pain, she held her hand and stayed with her. However, the ancients were most taboo about men entering the delivery room. It was said that it would bring bad luck to the man.

It will also bring misfortune to mother and child

Yang Ling was afraid that going in would cause psychological pressure to Kong Yingxue, which would actually harm her.

At this time, a woman hurriedly opened the curtain and said in panic: "Doctor! Doctor! It's not good, it's difficult to give birth! The birth canal can be opened again by just three fingers!"

Everyone was shocked when they heard this. Yang Ling felt like his head was exploding, and his heart seemed to have been severely cut by someone. The pain was extremely clear. While everyone was still stunned, Yang Ling stamped his feet and rushed to the delivery room. As soon as he rushed

When he reached the door, he was grabbed by someone. Old Shen roared: "What do you want to do?"

"Yingxue is inside, I want to go in and accompany her!" Yang Ling shouted.

"Come back!" Old Shen said angrily: "Do you think you are the only one who cares about Yingxue? It is Yingxue's first time to give birth. It is normal for the child to not go smoothly. There are the best doctors here. When you go in, there will be no one else but Tian."

‘Chaos’, what else can you do?”

"But... alas!" Yang Ling sighed heavily and squatted at the door of the room with his head in his hands. Looking at the doctors coming in and out, Yang Ling suddenly grabbed the hand of one of them and said to him: "No matter what,

Protect your lord first, so that you can keep the green hills without having to worry about having no firewood!"

"Husband!" Kong Yingxue suddenly shouted loudly.

"I'm here! I'm here!" Yang Ling responded with her feet jumping.

"No, this is our child. I would rather lose myself than him!"

"What nonsense can you say? You are the most important!"

"Master Yang, Mrs. Yang!" The doctor interrupted: "That's not necessary. I can guarantee that you will be able to give birth to a healthy child. This is just a necessary step, don't worry!"

"Did you hear that? Madam, these are all normal. Let's work harder, inhale, exhale! Come on, follow me!" Yang Ling called through the curtain.

"Husband..." Kong Yingxue suddenly let out an earth-shattering cry, which frightened Yang Ling to raise her legs and run into the house again, but she heard Po Wen's voice of surprise: "The birth canal is open, it's open! This is truly a blessing from the Bodhisattva! Hurry!

, Hurry! Madam, if you use more force, the child's head will come out!"

Kong Yingxue's painful moans came from the room again. This time, Yang Ling really realized what it meant that the child's birthday was a mother's day. When watching Kong Yingxue struggle for this naughty child, Yang Ling looked at

Looking at my own lower body, I suddenly came up with the idea of ​​​​impertinating myself to avoid harming others in the future.

Of course, this thought only happened in a moment. Suddenly, a baby cried "Wow" was heard in the house, and then a woman in the house shouted happily: "She's given birth, she's given birth! Madam, she's given birth!"

"

The curtain was opened, and Po Wen came out to congratulate Yang Ling, holding the child who had not yet had time to wash off the blood, and said, "Sir, Madam has given birth to a daughter for you!"

"Daughter?" Yang Ling felt like her heart was going to explode with joy. Her body trembled slightly and she fell to the ground in a state of exhaustion. Fortunately, Old Shen helped him in time.

Everyone thought that Yang Ling was unhappy because she gave birth to a daughter. After a long time, Kong Xingxue patted Yang Ling on the shoulder and said, "The days are long. You and Yingxue are both still young, and there are still many opportunities to give birth to a son."

"Daughter? Haha..." Yang Ling laughed so hard that she couldn't breathe, and her voice was mumbled in her throat, which was very scary.

This makes people even more worried.

"Haha..." Yang Ling finally laughed out loud: "Daddy's little cotton-padded jacket, do you know how long dad has been waiting for you!"

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