Rebirth King of Pit Climbing

"Cheng Chao?" Wu Tianyu chewed repeatedly, feeling that his head seemed to be a little insufficient. If his high school history teacher did not have any accidents such as jumping off a building, car accident, or kidnapping, then this must be the crazy man in front of him.

Play with me. I know that the Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming, Qing, and there are the Sui Dynasty, the East, West, Jin, Southern and Northern Dynasties. What is this Cheng Dynasty?

Regarding these questions, the madman in front of him was obviously not a suitable candidate to solve the problem. After all, he was suffering from disaster and my mother starved to death, so she had no choice but to go out to escape. Finally, she asked Wu Tianyu: "

Young Master, your family must be very rich? Do you have white flour steamed buns every meal?"

Even if Wu Tianyu doesn't want to, the fact that he travels through time is still established. Wu Tianyu can only sigh that everyone travels through time. People traveling through time are not the prince, at least they are also a rich son. He is just like a mess.

The rotten clothes were not the rest of the impression. Wu Tianyu smiled bitterly and said, "I don't know whether there is money or not, but I only know that I have nothing now. Just like you, I have eaten this meal but I have no next meal."

"Ah?" The madman was furious: "Why are you doing this? Return your meat to me soon. You are not a young man. Why eat my meat? Are you still talking about your conscience?

Give me the meat back!" As he said that, he was about to take away the remaining meat from Wu Tianyu's hand.

Wu Tianyu hurriedly made three chews, and chewed them all, then swallowed all the meat in his hand and cursed: "Why are you like this? You just wanted me to accept you as a servant. If I accept you, you will.

Give me the meat. Isn't it?"

"I thought you were a young master at that time, thinking that you could have a meal with your subordinates? Who knew you were similar to me. If I had known this, I wouldn't have given you the meat!" The man defended himself.

road.

"So you are just brainless. You can't take a closer look. Have you ever seen any young master who is as embarrassed as me?" Wu Tianyu said with a smile: "Even if I was a young master, I am still a down-and-out now.

, the young master who didn’t eat.”

After hearing Wu Tianyu's reasonable explanation, the madman could only accept this helpless fact, hid aside in disappointment, and cursed secretly: "Liar!"

Wu Tianyu leaned on the tree and thought about his future path. This time he traveled through time, he said nothing without any preparation. Now he couldn't even be sure of his identity. He listened to the crazy man's words and meaning. Now he was famine everywhere, that's certain.

It’s the fact that I can’t hold my hands and shoulders, and I’m probably going to starve to death in less than two days. Fortunately, I’m a person who has experienced more than ten years of modern education, and I can’t starve to death by using my brain.

Wu Tianyu's eyes turned a few times, and he smiled and said to the madman: "By the way, what's your name?"

"What are you doing?" The madman obviously had no good feelings for Wu Tianyu and said angrily: "What's my name? What does it have to do with you?"

"Of course it's my business. Have you forgotten? I just accepted yours and you will be mine in the future." Wu Tianyu thought about it, and always felt that the meaning of this sentence seemed to be misunderstood, so he hurriedly went back

He added: "Where I have lost my family, I am a student at least. Don't worry. Follow me and I won't starve you to death!"

"Really?" the madman's eyes lit up. He rubbed his hands and asked, "You won't lie to me this time?"

"What are you doing to lie to you?" Wu Tianyu said with his eyes slanted: "Look, there's only this little thing you have on you. Is there anything worth lying to me? Can you tell me your name now?"

"That's it, that's it, young master, my name is Huang Pian."

"What?" Wu Tianyu almost didn't spit out an old blood, and asked in disbelief: "What did you say you're called? How much does your father hate you? Help you get this unlucky name?"

"My name was not taken by my father for me, it was taken by the scholar in our village. It cost a pound of white rice!" Huang Pianyang said proudly: "The scholar said, I was setting in the sunset.

When I was born, the sunset was the sunset, which was the slanting sun, so I called it this name. How about it, how is our scholar compared to you?"

"Not really!" Wu Tianyu said: "Your scholar is just lying to you. This is a nonsense name. If you ask me to call me a few more times, I will have to cause internal injuries!"

"I think this name is quite good, it's worth a pound of rice!" Huang said with his head tilted.

"That's you!" Wu Tianyu waved his hand and said, "Since you follow me now, you don't have to call me a young master, just call me boss. Well, as the boss, I have the obligation to make a new sound for you.

The name of Huang Pian is that Tokyo is very hot. By the way, how about your name is Huang Jing?"

"Gold? This name is good!" Huang Pian hurriedly clapped his hands and said, "This name sounds very rich."

"Pay attention to the difference between the front and back nasal sounds!" Wu Tianyu hurriedly corrected: "What's the name of it? It's such a vulgar name. Look at your boss. Will you give you such a nutritious name? Come on!

I read it with me, it’s Huang Jing, not gold.”

"Why do I listen? There is no difference!" Huang Pian, oh no, it's time to call Huang Jing. When he saw Wu Tianyu staring at his eyes, he hurriedly smiled and said, "Okay, okay, you are the boss, my name is Huang Jin now.

!”

Facing such a guy with no distinction between nasal sounds, Wu Tianyu was helpless and could only defeat: "Okay, okay, whatever your name is! In short, don't be like a yellow man, otherwise I will have to be your name

If you are so tough, how can you feel so fucking!”

"By the way, boss, you said you'll have food to eat with you, isn't it true?" Huang Jing asked worriedly.

"Maybe it depends on luck, and your acting skills." Wu Tianyu was a little unconfident, after all, some business had just started and some were not skilled, which was normal. Wu Tianyu waved his hand and said, "Okay, OK, OK."

, Go to bed now, and wait until you have enough energy, and I will talk about it tomorrow."

The next day, Wu Tianyu felt that he was much better all over, so he said to Huang Jing: "Okay, stop watching, come on, help me, let's go find food now."

"Okay!" Huang Jing agreed happily, walked over and helped Wu Tianyu up: "Boss, where are we going now?"

"Where is the nearest city? Do you know?" Wu Tianyu asked.

Huang Jing nodded: "I know! Let's go now?"

"No!" Unexpectedly, Wu Tianyu shook his head and said, "We don't go to the city, but go to the official road not far from the city. There is the main development place for our business."

"What are you doing there? If you enter the city, you might be able to get some food!" Huang Jing said in confusion.

Without thinking, Wu Tianyu gave Huang Jing a sudden reprimanding, "Remember, we are not beggars. Even if we want to have a meal, we have obtained it through our own labor and wisdom."

Although Huang Jing couldn't understand Wu Tianyu's words, he thought to himself that there was a scholar as his backer. It was always good, so he willingly offered Wu Tianyu to drive him. This is the power of knowledge, Wu Tianyu thought happily

Well, no, in terms of crossing the boundaries, this should be the legendary turtle spirit.

After hearing Wu Tianyu's upcoming business, Huang Jing said in disbelief: "Boss, we do this. It seems that nothing better than beggars?"

"Nonsense!" Wu Tianyu was very unhappy and corrected: "How can beggars compare to what we cook? Beggars just sit there expressionlessly, waiting for others to give some leftovers. Can they be a little bit of food and rice as a human being?

Pursuing? Can leftovers satisfy you? What we want to eat is white flour steamed buns and big fat meat with oil. Don’t you want to eat these?"

"I want!" Huang Jing nodded vigorously: "But why did you ask me to do this, not you? At least you are injured now. You must be more like me."

"If you have my wisdom, I can do it. I'll ask you, go out and bargain with others later. Will you?" Wu Tianyu said contemptuously. The business that Wu Tianyu is preparing to carry out is to accidentally meet others.

After the collision, I asked others for funeral expenses, transportation expenses, mental loss expenses, etc. The professional term is called "bumping into a car". It is really a shortcut to get rich and get nothing for free.

"Here you come!" Wu Tianyu suddenly said to Huang Jing: "Did you see the woman in front of you? Wow, she looks so beautiful, like a fairy." Wu Tianyu couldn't help but sigh.

"Boss, does that woman look so beautiful have anything to do with what we are going to do?" Huang Jing asked in confusion.

"It's okay, I'm just feeling emotional." Wu Tianyu explained: "As a person, the most important thing is to always maintain an optimistic and cheerful heart. In addition to work, you can also see how good the beauty is! Alas, these are all the same

You can't explain it clearly. Remember, after a while, you go out, touch the woman, and then fall to the ground and pretend to be dead. If I don't say it, you won't even make a sound, do you hear it?

?”

"Okay!" Huang Jing nodded, looked at Wu Tianyu, and jumped into the official road with fearless spirit.

"Oh!" Huang Jing cried out not far from the woman, and then lay on the ground without moving.

When Wu Tianyu saw that the time was ripe, he quickly sorted out his expression, rolled and crawled to Huang Jing, with a sad face, and hugged Huang Jing's "corpse" affectionately and said, "Brother, I

Brother, what's wrong with you? Brother, you can't die. You have been with me for so many years, and have affection and loyalty to me, but now I haven't even let you have a full meal. I'm sorry for you, brother

! I depend on you for life, share the joys and sorrows for so many years, and I have always treated you as my own flesh and blood to teach you to raise you. I never thought that today, a white-haired man sent a black-haired man, it really killed me!" Wu Tianyu and Zhou Xingxing learned this

A set of expressions makes those who hear it sad, and those who see it cry.

The woman clinker had no reaction at all, and she raised her legs and continued to move forward. How could Wu Tianyu let her leave so easily? Today's money was pointed here and hurriedly hugged the woman's thighs and face

There were still tears on his back and said, "Miss, you hit my brother to death, do you have to give me an explanation?"

"What do you want to say?" the woman asked coldly.

"Hey, you've hit someone to death now, why are you so arrogant?" Wu Tianyu wiped his tears, stood up, and said, "Kill someone to pay for his life, go, go see the official!"

"What if I don't go?" the woman was unmoved.

"It's okay if you don't see the official." Wu Tianyu said, "Then let me go privately. Give me some money. I'll buy a coffin for my poor brother and let him be buried. Is this okay?"

Tianyu did this for the first time. His skills are still a little unskilled.

"Is that all that okay?" The woman suddenly laughed, so beautiful that it was fascinating. It seemed that all the scenery in the world had lost its color in front of her smile: "I don't know, how much do you plan to cost?"

Wu Tianyu swallowed. He quickly adjusted his emotions, but suddenly discovered a sad fact, that is, he had no idea about the prices of time and space, but after thinking about it, the silver in other martial arts films was given for tens of thousands or tens of thousands of taels.

It shouldn't be too much to ask for one thousand taels of silver by himself. Wu Tianyu pointed out a finger: "Everyone meets by chance, and the mountains and rivers do not turn around. You didn't mean it, so give one thousand taels of silver. The meaning is done.

”

"One thousand taels of silver." The woman smiled: "It's not much, but I have a habit of not being able to get involved in the things I spend money on."

"Hmm? What do you mean?" Wu Tianyu asked in confusion.

But the woman suddenly pulled out a soft sword from her waist, pointed at Huang Jing's "corpse", and was about to stab her. Wu Tianyu was so shocked that he hurriedly stopped her and said, "What are you going to do? If someone dies, you will still be ruined.

Is it?"

"Do you know how much you can buy for a thousand taels of silver?" The woman sneered, "You dare to buy it too. OK, don't you want the money? Let me first stab the thief who hit me.

Let’s talk about it later.”

"You have been hit and killed by you. Why are you like this? Don't you know the dead are respected... Then what... You... You must hold your sword tightly. You have already killed one, and then kill me.

.Your crime is so great! Female hero, don't kill me! If a thousand taels are not enough, just watch and give me a few melons. Is it okay?" Wu Tianyu begged. Because of the woman's sword

The sword is about 5.35 cm away from his throat.

"It seems you are so dead!" The woman sneered: "Okay! Do you want money? When your brother is really dead, I will give you money!" The woman picked up the hilt of the sword and was about to stab her.

To Huang Jing.

"Female hero!" Wu Tianyu hugged her, her face covered in tears and said sadly: "All people are dead, why bother to harm him again? Let him go with peace of mind! If you leave,

Let me accompany my brother to walk this last journey quietly!"

"What about the money?" the woman asked.

"No, I don't want anything!" Wu Tianyu covered his face and cried, "We are miserable people, and we regard the sky as the quilt and the earth as the mat. Now that he leaves, he will walk naked and live.

In the end, the dust returns to dust and earth returns to earth!”

"I didn't expect that you, a scoundrel, have a bit of a sarcastic meaning. Why did you study?" the woman asked.

"The so-called meeting is not the same as you, female hero, we are the first time we meet today, you check your household registration!" Wu Tianyu said dissatisfied.

"Hmph!" The woman snorted in dissatisfaction, took out five copper plates from her arms, and threw them in front of Wu Tianyu: "Okay, take this money to buy a few steamed buns, which are both hands and feet, why

Do you have to do this rogue behavior?" After saying that, he left without looking back.

"Nonsense!" Wu Tianyu waited for the woman to walk away, then cleaned up the copper plate on the ground and muttered, "Didn't I just come over and don't understand anything? Do you think I'm willing to do this job? Hello, okay?

, Everyone has left, you can get up." Wu Tianyu shook Huang Jing.

"Boss, is she leaving? How much did she give?" Huang Jing turned over and sat up.

"Here, there are only five copper plates!" Wu Tianyu said with a bitter face: "Didn't you say that you rarely appeared in ancient times, and you were embarrassed to take it out for less than one thousand taels of silver?"

"Five copper plates can buy several steamed buns. Boss, you have a way. I didn't get so many steamed buns in several days." Huang Jing praised happily.

"That's it!" Wu Tianyu said proudly: "It depends on wisdom to do this. Besides, you can't do it alone."

"Boss, let's buy steamed buns, I'm hungry." Huang Jing touched his stomach and looked at Wu Tianyu hopefully.

"Before buying steamed buns, I have to ask you a question." Wu Tianyu said: "Are you stupid? The crazy woman's sword was stabbed just now. If I hadn't been quick-witted, you would go and play with King Yan Luo now

Now.”

"Didn't you say, "Wouldn't I not even move without you?" Huang Jing said aggrievedly.

"That's right, but the specific situation must be treated in detail." Wu Tianyu looked at Huang Jing's confused expression and cursed with a smile: "Okay, okay, we will do this in the future. Anyway, no matter what, there is no me.

The orders you can't move even if you kill them!"

Although today is the first day of business development and the process is a bit bumpy, no matter what, the result is still gratifying. Wu Tianyu took the three cents and cut the price for a long time, and then bought four steamed buns. According to Huang

Beijing said that it used to be able to buy two steamed buns for one cent, but now it is famine, and the price of these steamed buns has also risen, becoming one for one cent, which is not as big as before. Wu Tianyu is a very conscious person, and the rest

Two cents are reserve funds. Huang Jing didn't understand, and Wu Tianyu didn't plan to explain it to him.

After finding a cool place, Wu Tianyu and Huang Jing ate the steamed buns they just bought while summarizing their work experience today and developing new ideas for tomorrow's work. Huang Jing suddenly pointed to Wu Tianyu not far away and said

: "Look! It's the girl we met today!" (To be continued...)