Rebirth King of Pit Climbing

This world is cruel. Today's events made Wu Tianyu understand this clearly. Wu Tianyu wanted to tell himself that this was a dream, but the bright red blood was right in front of Wu Tianyu's eyes, and the smell of blood in the air seemed not to exist.

It was completely blown away. The cold water that was so refreshing was poured down from beginning to end. Wu Tianyu understood that this was really not a dream.

It's the same moonlight, but this time the characters have been changed. It's Wu Tianyu's turn to hug his knees and look blankly at the bright moon hanging in the sky.

"Here, if you're worried, take a sip and you'll have a good night's sleep." There was no other voice like this in the entire village.

Wu Tianyu did not accept the drink, but just looked at the head of the house. Her face was a little hazy and unreal by the moonlight, but the sadness in her eyes could not be hidden. The two people looked at each other quietly for a long time,

No one said a word.

"Are you blaming me?" the head of the house said, slightly opening his red lips.

"Maybe, maybe not, maybe I blame the world more." Wu Tianyu lowered his eyelids and said.

"Speak in human language!" the leader said angrily: "You scholars like to say some weird words that make people confused and confused." As the leader spoke, he drank several sips of wine from the wine jar.

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"Have you ever thought about letting these people be bandits for the rest of their lives?" Wu Tianyu suddenly asked: "Even if these people can be bandits for the rest of their lives, what about those children? When they grow up, they will continue to be bandits and be the boss of the family.

Listen to me, the profession of bandit may be very satisfying for a while, but if you don't have long-term worries, you will have immediate worries. Don't you want those children to be able to stand upright in front of the world in the future and no longer have to hide in the mountains?

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"I do think so!" the leader snorted coldly: "Why do you think I set so many rules? But, just like a dog can't change its habit of eating shit, we bandits are destined to only eat this bowl of rice.

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Wu Tianyu is so sweaty, what kind of metaphor is this? Wu Tianyu thought for a while and said: "It depends on people. Some things will never be completed if you don't do them. For example, your father, I think it is a very positive example. According to

According to ordinary people's opinion, your father should have been like these bandits.

He kidnapped people and robbed their wealth, but your father did not do this. In the end, it was for the welfare of the people. He resolutely embarked on that path. Although the people may have some misunderstandings about him now, the people will eventually know the truth.

Yes, he will be remembered in the end. Your father can afford to be a hero."

"My father..." When he mentioned his father, the head of the family fell silent. After a long time, he asked: "What exactly is a hero?"

"The great chivalrous person serves the country and the people." Wu Tianyu directly copied the famous saying of Jin Yong: "Don't think that you have any sense of loyalty and kill people while talking and laughing. That's called a chivalrous person. In fact, it's not. A chivalrous person is a kind of person from the bottom of his heart.

belief."

"Don't talk nice now." The leader sneered: "Don't forget what you and that Huang Jing did back then. Are you worthy of teaching me a lesson like this?"

"Uh..." Wu Tianyu was speechless, so he could only explain: "There was nothing I could do about it. I was not familiar with the place. So I had to take some unconventional means and find a way to fill my stomach first.

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"Stop explaining. I've finally seen it through. You are a big liar who is full of lies."

"I very much agree with this conclusion!" Wu Tianyu retorted: "In my plan, my life trajectory should be like this. I will first try to fill my stomach, and then meet a gentle and pleasant person while wandering.

The wealthy lady was crying and insisting on marrying me. In desperation, I had no choice but to aggrieve and marry her. After marriage, you and I would have children and so on.

Needless to say. But I have also strived to complete my most primitive capital accumulation. Next, I will use my wisdom to do many businesses, earn a lot of money, hire many people, and let them all live a good life. Just treat it as me.

It has benefited society. You see, my setting is great, and it does not harm the lives and safety of others. It is the best of both worlds."

"Daydream!" the leader said mercilessly.

"No way!" Wu Tianyu said, pointing to the bright moon in the sky: "It's night now, so it's no longer a daydream."

Unexpectedly, the head of the house suddenly stopped entangled with Wu Tianyu and asked, "What kind of capital did you just talk about? Let me ask you, what is capital?"

"It's capital." Wu Tianyu had to explain: "Actually, the principle of doing business is the same as when you go out to rob. Doing business requires money in the early stage, recruiting workers, and setting up factories, while robberies require brothers to be loyal to you, and at the same time, you need money.

You must have a strong body, strong skills, agile reactions, and a tacit understanding of cooperation.

.In fact, in my opinion, the cost of robbery is much higher than that of doing business. More importantly, the robbery industry has a high risk factor. If you accidentally come across a tricky idea, you may lose your life. This kind of

A business with a serious disproportion between input and output is really a very loss-making business, and only fools can do it."

"So, you mean the people here are all fools, right?" the leader asked in an unkind tone.

Wu Tianyu was so frightened that he quickly shrank his head and said weakly: "Don't dare, don't dare!" This woman is too tough, and he doesn't know who will be unlucky enough to marry her in the future.

"But what you said seems to be quite reasonable." The boss suddenly changed his tone and asked: "I heard that what you said is very reasonable. What, you know how to do business?"

"I understand a little! I understand a little!" Wu Tianyu had a faint reserved smile on his face, but he felt so happy in his heart. It feels so good to pretend to be awesome. I will tell you that when I was in college, I took an elective course called "Market Management".

"Study"?

"Damn it, after talking so much, you tell me that you understand a little bit? Are you kidding me?" The head of the house suddenly grabbed Wu Tianyu's lapel and shouted.

"Ah?" Wu Tianyu was stunned, took a breath, looked at the head of the house who looked very unkind, and said: "At least now, whether it is physical or psychological, I don't dare to play with you!" I can't afford to play, no.

capital.

"That's pretty much it." The head of the house nodded with satisfaction: "Since you have said so much, I think you understand it quite well. In this case, don't leave. Just be the second boss here and lead the brothers to do business.

, let’s see if it’s as magical as you say.”

What did I say? I didn’t say anything! How did you hear that what I said was magical? Wu Tianyu shouted: "Master. I didn’t mean that. Didn’t I just save you? You promise

If it passes, I can go down the mountain tomorrow."

"When did I promise?" The leader suddenly took a step forward without seeing any movement on his hands. A cold light suddenly flashed between Wu Tianyu's eyes, and the soft sword was placed on Wu Tianyu's neck.

Above: "Whatever I say is what I say! If you dare to say no, try it!"

"No……"

"Huh?" The leader's eyes widened.

"Don't dare!" Wu Tianyu quickly lowered his head with guilt.

"Okay!" The head of the house patted Wu Tianyu and said, "Come on! I like a man like you. It's getting late today. Tomorrow morning, I will formally introduce you to the brothers. Let them all come to pay homage to the mountain.

Okay, it’s getting late, you go back to bed first!”

"Ah, the head of the house, I'll look up at the stars again and plan my life ideals, please go first!"

The head of the family left, leaving only Wu Tianyu looking up at the stars at a 45-degree angle, his body messy in the night wind. Didn't it say that all time travellers can marry princesses? Could it be that I will become a consort in the future, with a "Qingfeng" hanging on my head?

The title of "Second Leader of the Village"? How about changing my nickname to "Jade-faced Little Flying Dragon"?

Early the next morning, Wu Tianyu quietly got up and kicked Huang Jing, who was sleeping soundly. Huang Jing rubbed his sleepy eyes and said, "Boss, the rooster hasn't crowed yet, why are you up so early?"

"Shh..." Wu Tianyu covered Huang Jing's mouth: "Keep your voice down and get dressed quickly. Let's leave now!"

"Let's go? Where?" Huang Jing asked puzzledly.

"Go down the mountain!" Wu Tianyu explained: "If you don't leave, it will be too late. If things continue like this, God knows how long I will stay on this mountain. Will it delay my opportunity to marry the princess?"

"Well..." Huang Jing shook his head like a rattle: "No. It's good to be on the mountain! I'm going to be hungry after I come down."

"It's worthless!" Wu Tianyu scolded: "With me here, will you still be hungry?"

"Boss, I'm not telling you, but with your method, to be honest, it's really not easy to have enough to eat." Huang Jing attacked mercilessly.

"Stop talking nonsense!" Wu Tianyu kicked Huang Jing: "I have rebelled against you, but I am still your boss!"

"But the boss is still your boss, so if I have to be the boss, we can't leave unless the boss says we can leave!" Huang Jing insisted again and again.

Wu Tianyu dragged Huang Jing out of the door, and Huang Jing shouted: "Boss, the last question is, we don't know about those agencies, traps, etc. It's too dangerous, why don't we wait and wait.

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"Can't wait any longer!" Wu Tianyu said with a grimace: "At this time, we don't care about any traps or traps. You will go ahead in a while. If it is really dangerous, we will go back the same way." Wu Tianyu accidentally said bald

He opened his mouth and told the reason why he had to drag Huang Jing along. Fortunately, Huang Jing was a more down-to-earth person, and it might take a lot of effort to figure out Wu Tianyu's tricks.

As soon as the door opened, Wu Tianyu was dumbfounded. He saw a person standing outside the door. Hao Ran was the bearded person. He smiled at Wu Tianyu and said: "Brother Wu, you got up so early!"

"Oh! Ah! Why are you here?" Wu Tianyu asked suspiciously: "It's still so early."

"It's like this. Last night, the head of the house suddenly woke me up and came to guard the door for you. If I find you, Brother Wu, getting up, even if I follow you, I won't be allowed to leave. If you want to go down the mountain, the head of the house said

Yes, allow me to knock you out first, and then carry you in front of her. By the way, Brother Wu, where do you want to go?"

Damn! That girl is not stupid! Wu Tianyu felt like crying. It seemed that it was impossible to go down the mountain today. A rough estimate showed that he and Huang Jing were probably no match for Hu Zi.

"Brother Wu, where are you going?" Huzi asked again.

"Can't you pee?" Wu Tianyu stared.

"Do you need two people to pee together?"

"I'm afraid, so I won't allow it?"

"Don't you have a chamber pot in your house? You don't have to go outside."

"You..." Wu Tianyu was choked and couldn't speak. In the end, he could only raise a middle finger to his beard with resentment, and then took Huang Jing back to the bed to lie down.

After an ordinary breakfast, hundreds of bandits stood neatly in the open space in Qingfeng Village. None of them spoke. They just looked quietly at Wu Tianyu and the leader who stood at the front and faced them.

.Waiting for the boss to announce the most important thing.

Wu Tianyu sighed. He felt that he had done something wrong again. There was nothing he could do. When he was studying, similar scenes happened too many times, so a conditioned reflex had formed. Wu Tianyu was almost ready to go back and write.

A review is read aloud in public.

"From today onwards, Brother Wu will officially become the second master of our village." As soon as the master's words came out, there was a commotion.

"Master. Isn't this good?" The dog-headed military advisor was the first to come out and said, "Brother Wu seemed to be our meat ticket when he first came up the mountain. Can he be the second master?"

When Wu Tianyu heard this, he became unhappy and glared: "What's wrong with Rou Piao? Can't Rou Piao be the second boss? Don't you allow Rou Piao to be ambitious?" After saying this, Wu Tianyu regretted it, why did he want to be this person?

Is it the same as the second boss?

Wu Tianyu has always felt that the profession of bandit is not suitable for him. This has nothing to do with the future of this profession, but to the principles of life he has always adhered to. Wu Tianyu is not a noble person, and he admits this

, growing up, he has also done some sneaky things on weekdays. He has cheated, cheated, and cheated, but these are all within the acceptable range of others and have no social harm. Sometimes he even feels that this is a matter of survival.

Skills should be promoted.

But being a bandit has completely deviated from his nature. That is Hong Guoguo's use of force to plunder the fruits of other people's labor. There is no need to make any excuses. All he needs to say is "If you want to live from now on, leave money to buy the way." This is also the most

It directly explains the nature of the bandit's work, what method, and method do not need to be considered at all. Surround

If you want to rob someone, a conscientious person will only steal money without harming his life, but an unscrupulous person will take his money and his life. Moreover, there is no after-sales service and no repeat customers, so whoever is caught will be unlucky. In general, the profession of bandit is full of challenges.

It is bloody, violent, and the weak eat the strong, which is in line with the survival laws of nature, and may also have a very promising future.

The problem is, Wu Tianyu feels that he is not qualified to be a bandit at all, let alone be their second in command. Can a person who is scared and run away at the slightest sign of trouble be able to be a bandit? Growing up, let alone a bandit.

chicken,

I haven't even killed a single fish. As for toads and the like, they are not within the scope of consideration. With myself like this, how can He De be able to become the second boss? When he later finds out that he is not suitable for this job, he cannot be fired.

Boss Squid.

But now it's too late to regret it. With the boss's temperament, she must do what she says, including what others say. If you can't do it, she will help you do it in a violent way, because this is her most primitive

The logic of life is that people cannot stand without faith.

"Master, why don't we put this matter aside for a while?" Wu Tianyu saw various expressions of envy, jealousy and hatred on the faces of the bandits, which was a very dangerous signal.

"No!" The head of the family refused firmly: "What I said is like a spit and a nail. When it hits the ground, it will make a hole. How can you change it just as you say?"

When things got to this point, Wu Tianyu had no choice but to face the complicated looks of the bandits, Wu Tianyu could only pretend to smile calmly.

"Follow the rules!" The head of the house thought for a while and said, "If anyone is dissatisfied at this time, let's talk now!" It seems that the head of the house is very concerned about managing the village into a democratic place.

The bandits looked at Wu Tianyu. Of course Wu Tianyu could understand their eyes, so he had no choice but to show his hands innocently. I can't help you if you don't accept it. Don't talk about you. Even I don't accept it myself. I was pushed to the top.

If you have any opinions, please tell your boss.

The person who had an opinion quickly stood up, but it was the bearded man who was usually closest to Wu Tianyu. Wu Tianyu was immediately moved to tears. He was worthy of being a brother, and he deserved to steal wine for him. At the critical moment,

Or he understands his own intention, yes, he just doesn’t accept it, and he just won’t let himself become the second in command.

"Huzi! What are you dissatisfied with?" The head of the house lowered his face and asked unhappily.

"Well, Brother Wu, he doesn't even know how to use fists and kicks, how can he be our second boss?" Huzi said tremblingly. It seems that Huzi is still in awe of the boss.

Wu Tianyu secretly raised his thumb, hey, this is a good reason, why didn't I think of it? It seems that the beard is not as rough as it looks.

Hu Hu thought for a while and then said: "Master, since you want Brother Wu to be our second master, you must let him show his skills in front of the brothers, so that they can be convinced."

"That's right! Let this kid show his skills and we will be convinced!" The bandits cheered, whistled, and booed in unison, a typical display of undisciplined behavior.

"Okay, since the brothers have said it, they have to be convinced." The head of the house patted Wu Tianyu on the shoulder and said with a smile, "Just step forward and show your skills."

"Ah? What are you showing?" Wu Tianyu looked at the ambiguous smiles of Huzi and the leader, and a bad thought flashed through his heart. He was still too young. He thought that Huzi suddenly realized his conscience, and the co-author had arranged this with him.

It's a drama, come to think of it, as a die-hard member of the family, how could he suddenly be on Wu Tianyu's side. (To be continued...)