Rebirth King of Pit Climbing

Wu Tianyu has done many things that he regrets in his life, but it is wrong. It seems that he should have said those simple three words in his previous life, such as he never died until his first love (who said that a secret love is not a love relationship, I beat him to death).

For example, when my ex-girlfriend cheated, she beat the guy and the guy, and why didn't I choose the right answer to a certain question when I was taking the CET-4 exam, which caused me to never pass the hateful English CET-4 exam in my senior year.

, The past cannot be pursued, why don’t you learn any lessons? I’ve been reborn and still shrank like this. Being a bandit is definitely the last thing I regret. Joining such an organization has never appeared in Wu Tianyu’s life plan.

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Wu Tianyu officially took office as the second in command of Qingfeng Village, which was extremely simple, without singing and dancing to entertain, without flowers and applause, and of course there was no fireworks, and there was no basic welcome party. Wu Tianyu kept relegating conditions.

He surrendered and even cut off a chicken's head or burned a yellow paper.

So Wu Tianyu officially became the second leader of Qingfeng Village in an extremely low-key environment. Except for the bandits' voice "Meet the second leader!", it was useless. What's more sad is that Wu Tianyu mustered up the courage several times to think about it.

If you want to refuse, you have to be glared at by the head of the country and immediately lose the intention to resist.

The next morning, his beard woke Wu Tianyu up: "Second leader, wake up quickly, the leader is calling you!"

"What do she want to do?" Wu Tianyu yawned impatiently, turned over and said in a daze: "I have become your second leader now. Can't I still let me be a husband? There are hundreds of people on the mountain.

As for the number one, she has the most things to do! And she does something ineffective!"

"The second head of the Qinglong Village came to visit the mountain. The head of the head said, please go and deal with it." Hu Zi scratched his head honestly and smiled.

"Qinglong Village worshipped the mountain?" Wu Tianyu shook his head and made himself clear: "Is it Ma Lianshun? Didn't he send someone to instigate Ma Lianshun to rebel? Now Ma Lianshun is dead. He dares to come to worship the mountain? Isn't he dead?

?”

"That's right, haha. But today the man named Yang didn't come, but just sent a leader to worship the mountain. The head of the family said that you will be in charge of this brain-like matter from now on, so she won't come forward."

"The head of the family trusts me so much?" Wu Tianyu turned over and asked, "No, I am the second head of the family, not a military advisor. Such brain-using things should be under the jurisdiction of Military Advisor Hu."

"How can it be?" The bearded man smiled honestly, "The head of the family said that he felt a little uncomfortable today and didn't want to see anyone anymore. As for Military Secretary Hu, it seemed that he was drinking alone last night and he has not woken up yet. By the way, the head of the family said.

I'll also ask me to bring you a message."

Wu Tianyu felt a little cold, what a bullshit! I was still running errands and doing odd jobs for a long time. Even his subordinates dared to get drunk and pushed the matter on my head. Wu Tianyu asked with a calm face: "She also said

What?"

"She also said, if you don't do this well, you will be killed when she recovers!"

"I quit! I quit!" Wu Tianyu was very unhappy: "Beard, although you were beaten by me, it would not be that this level of damage would not turn you into another species?

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"What have I become?" Hu Zi looked at himself curiously. He looked at him from head to toe. Except for some areas, there were some bruises, the rest were pretty good and had complete hands and feet.

"Crow!" Wu Tianyu rolled his eyes. No matter what he said, Wu Tianyu still came to the front hall to entertain the envoys of Qinglongzhai. In this bandit circle that only believes in the strong, force is the greatest reliance. Anyway, Wu is the most reliable.

Tianyu gave up and would definitely not be able to beat the head of the family in this life.

In the front hall, a thin middle-aged man was sitting cross-legged, looking at the sky with his legs raised. He was humming a yellow tune he had learned from somewhere, looking arrogant.

The diehards in Qingfeng Village surrounded him in the middle and glared at him. Some storms occurred in Qingfeng Village, and they were all Qinglong Village who were making trouble. However, the middle-aged man was not afraid, and still shook his head leisurely and contentedly, obviously he did not take Qingfeng Village.

These bandits took them seriously.

The rules of the world are not rude to those who worship the mountain. This is the same as the principle of fighting between the two countries and not killing the envoys. Therefore, although the people in Qingfeng Village are angry, they also take the middle-aged man's nose for a moment.

There is no way. The middle-aged man also relied on this rule and crossed his legs proudly, fearless and extremely arrogant.

"Oh, it's really lively today, what's going on? Brothers are going to invite me a few drinks early in the morning?" Wu Tianyu walked in with a slight smile and appeared in front of everyone, with a harmless face, green

Environmentally friendly smile.

"I have met the second chief!" Everyone greeted Wu Tianyu together. Although it was almost a joke that Wu Tianyu was able to become the second chief yesterday, since they recognized Wu Tianyu as the second chief, no matter how unacceptable they were, they could meet with courtesy.

Wu Tianyu smiled like Maitreya Buddha: "Don't be polite, don't be polite, brothers, just go through the motions! Why? So many people gather here, are you going to give me a red envelope?" Everyone was speechless for a moment.

"Second leader?" The middle-aged man who looked at the sky opened his eyes wide and looked at Wu Tianyu in shock: "When will there be an additional second leader in your Qingfeng Village?"

The beard on the side sneered: "Old Dao Peng, there is an extra second leader in our Qingfeng Village. Can you still report to the Yang leader of your Qinglong Village?"

"Oh, beard, don't do this. You are always a guest when you pass by. How can I teach you? Be polite and don't be like taking guns all day long." Wu Tianyu waved his hand angrily.

Peng Laodao rolled his eyes and said sarcastically: "That's not necessary. Our boss has a lot of money and has no time to care about all the things you guys are doing! It's just that I'm just a bit strange. As we all know, you Master Ye are ours.

The most beautiful beauty on the green forest mountain in the area now has a second leader who looks like a little white face. Hehe... Could it be that she likes the tone of this little white face, so she specially keeps it by her side?"

"You... I chopped you!" Beard had a bad temper. Seeing that his boss had been insulted, he couldn't help but slam the table. He pulled out the knife from his waist, pointed at Peng Laodao and shouted: "Peng Laodao"

.A wise man doesn’t say secret words, and a bachelor’s eyes don’t rub the sand. Let it be clear, what do you mean? Otherwise, you won’t want to walk out of the gate of our Qingfeng Village today.”

Peng Laodao was not afraid at all and snorted coldly: "It's not interesting, just talk about it casually. What's wrong? Your Qingfeng Village is also ranked among the green forests in this area. Why don't you even understand the rules at all?"

, from time to time, he glanced at Wu Tianyu with a few contemptuous looks.

Wu Tianyu stood aside but was overjoyed. How many people said he was a novice? From this point of view, he really has the potential to be a novice! But I have such potential. I actually want to be a novice in this mountain.

It's really tiring to surrender in the nest. Wu Tianyu thought about his own uncontrollable thoughts. When he turned around, he saw that everyone in Qingfeng Village had their weapons in his hands."

What's going on?" Wu Tianyu asked blankly.

"Second leader, this bastard dares to insult our Qingfeng Village. Let's chop him up first to see if he can have a door on his mouth." Beard carried his machete and cut out a few cold lights from time to time in the air, showing that

Very angry.

"Hey, take a moment! Take a moment! Everyone is a literati. How bad are you fighting and killing? Although we are bandits, we should pay attention to our image on weekdays!" Wu Tianyu stood up with a smile and said, "Come on,

Put down your weapons and don’t scare our guests. Especially don’t urinate our guests. It’s not your son, are you willing to urinate for him?”

As soon as Wu Tianyu said this, the bandits laughed. The envy, jealousy and hatred for Wu Tianyu was eliminated in their hearts.

Wu Tianyu didn't care about the anger that appeared on Peng Laodao's face, and asked with a smile: "Is this the old dao Peng who was sent by Yang to worship the mountain?"

Peng Laodao nodded loudly, and did not even raise his eyelids. Wu Tianyu did not think it was offended at all. He laughed and bowed: "Good luck! Lucky luck! I am Wu Tianyu. He is the second in command of Qingfeng Village. He just took office yesterday.

, Everyone is a bowl of rice, and I will ask you Yang Dajia to take care of you in the future."

Peng Laodao still had no expression on his face, but just bowed his hand casually, too lazy to say a word, and his attitude was extremely perfunctory.

Wu Tianyu suddenly leaned into his beard and asked softly, "Hey, is this bastard good at martial arts?"

Hu Zi sneered, "He used to be a butcher who killed pigs, so others called him Lao Dao. Because his sister was pretty pretty, she was snatched up the mountain by Yang from Qinglong Village and became his concubine.

The boy later simply regained his livelihood and went up the mountain to join the Yang person. In addition to killing pigs, he knew nothing about martial arts! It was just because he was the brother-in-law named Yang."

Just don't know how to do martial arts, Wu Tianyu felt a little calm. Wu Tianyu seemed to have a natural repulsion for such people who rely on nepotism. Wu Tianyu changed into a smile and asked, "Open the skylight and say something, Yang Dazhuo

What's the point of sending you to our Qingfeng Village?"

Peng Laodao glanced at Wu Tianyu, with contempt and mocking in his eyes, then lowered his head, casually blew the mud in the cracks of his fingernails, and snorted coldly: "Of course there is something wrong with Yang Dazhuo, but

This matter can only be told to your boss, what are you?”

Wu Tianyu was stunned, then laughed and said, "So, I seem to be asking if I asked?"

Peng Laodao sneered: "Of course, what do you think you are?"

Before he finished speaking, Wu Tianyu's face darkened and he started a sudden attack. He suddenly kicked Peng Laodao in the chest and kicked him four times.

After all, Peng Laodao had been together for so long, but he didn't react slowly. He rolled on the spot, screamed, stood up again, pointed at Wu Tianyu with fear and shouted: "You...you...

Don’t you follow the rules of the world? I’m here to worship the mountains!"

Wu Tianyu just sneered and didn't answer, and then kicked Boss Peng again. Then, in the shocked eyes of the bandits, he stood up and tried his best to go with his feet.

Peng Laodao stepped on his face and body, and he stepped on it, making Peng Laodao cry and scream.

After stepping on for a while, Wu Tianyu felt a little tired, so he raised his foot and put down Peng Laodao. He calmly faced a look of shock or fear, and moved the stool over again.

Jin Daodi sat in front of the old Peng who couldn't help moaning and said with a smile: "Being beside the mountain? Since you are here to worship the mountain, you will meet me, the second in command, and you will not give me a tribute or answer.

Like a uncle, what is the attitude of worshiping the mountain? Tell me yourself, can you blame me for beating you? By the way, I will also interview you. Can you write this word worship?"

Peng Laodao's face was covered in pain. He grinned with teeth. At this moment, he finally knew what a strong dragon could not suppress the local snake. He heard this and said timidly: "Second leader, I was wrong. I shouldn't have been so rude just now.

! Actually, I can't read."

Wu Tianyu helped him up with relief, then patted him heavily on his shoulder, looked up at the sky, and said with infinite emotion. He sighed deeply: "So, communication between people is the most important, long live understanding.

!By the way, I will open a literacy class in our Qingfeng Village in the future. If you want to come to study, I will give you a discount. The tuition fee is wrong. You seem to be called Shu Xiu. Just give me a thousand eight hundred taels of silver.

I'm not sure, I'm worried about you!"

After sighing, Wu Tianyu looked at Peng Laodao with a smile and said, "For your sincerity, we forgot the unhappiness we just now. What do you think of my proposal?"

Peng Laodao is like Wu Tianyu. He is a greedy person who is afraid of death. He usually plays the sign of Yang Dazhuo's brother-in-law and is domineering, but today he is taught a lesson by Wu Tianyu. How could Peng Laodao dare to say no?

Hearing this, he nodded quickly and agreed.

"Since all these have been revealed," Wu Tianyu said, "Let's do it again and leave the procedures that should be gone."

"High...what do you do again?" Peng Laodao stuttered.

Wu Tianyu frowned unhappily: "Of course I started worshiping the mountain again. I said that everything I just said was revealed. Come on, let's go through the program again, and you worship the mountain again."

Peng Laodao said in surprise: "Why... how to worship?"

Wu Tianyu rolled his eyes dissatisfiedly and said, "How fresh, I just joined the gang yesterday, how did I know how to worship? Have you, Da Yang, never told you the rules?"

"This... he really didn't tell me!" Peng Laodao said with a sad face.

"Beard, come and teach him the rules." Wu Tianyu said, pulling the beard on the side.

So after a simple teaching, Wu Tianyu accepted Peng Laodao's worship again: "By the way, that's it. Be respectful in attitude and natural in performance. Don't learn the false tricks of idol school. If you don't have that capital, don't learn the acting school.

Play deeply, you don’t have that strength. Yes, let’s take a look at your heart, your expression is a little more vivid, OK, that’s it! Oh, this one has passed! Why don’t we add a mirror and do it again?"

"Re... come again?" Peng Laodao felt that all his face in this life was lost today.

Seeing that Peng Laodao, who was originally arrogant and domineering, was actually remediated by the second in command, these bandits in Qingfeng Village relieved their hatred, and their inner recognition of Wu Tianyu was unknowingly more.

a bit.

"The king of heaven covers the earth tiger!" Wu Tianyu suddenly shouted.

"Ah?" Peng Laodao looked up and looked at Wu Tianyu with confusion.

"You said that!" Wu Tianyu said anxiously.

"say what?"

"Of course it's an incision. How can we not have an incision when we eat this bowl of rice? Otherwise, who knows if you are an undercover agent sent by the government?"

"Lying...undercover?"

"It's a spy, commonly known as Erwuzi!"

Peng Laodao suddenly felt an urge to wash his hands. The profession of bandits is really too challenging. When encountering Wu Tianyu like this, God knows what he wants to play with him? Peng Laodao

He looked at the beard who was smiling on one side, with a very resentful expression, as if he was accusing Beard of not teaching himself well.

The beard turned his head away and pretended not to see Peng Laodao's bear-like appearance, but his body couldn't help but tremble.

"Forget it! Forget it!" Wu Tianyu waved his hand dissatisfied. Seeing Peng Laodao almost cried, he couldn't help feeling a little sympathy: "Okay, the procedures have been completed, tell me, you guys

What is the reason why Yang Dada sent you here?”

When Peng Laodao heard this, he seemed to hear the sound of nature and hurriedly said, "We are the leader... let's go, it's not right, it's the invitation to join the Qingfeng Village. I wonder how your leader is thinking?"

"No, you Yang Dajia, have you told us about this?" Wu Tianyu asked.

"Yes!" Peng Laodao said hurriedly: "If you don't believe it, you can ask you horse..." Peng Laodao looked up, but could not find Ma Lianshun's figure.

"Stop looking for it. Ma Lianshun had to perform a knife in the chest because he drank too much yesterday, and then he fucked himself to death." Wu Tianyu sneered: "How about you perform for us too?"

"Ah? No! No!" Peng Laodao waved his hand, thought for a while, and said, "Actually, our Yang Dazhuan is really sincere this time, and before leaving, I asked me to bring a word to Ye Dazhuan.

”

"If you have anything to say, hurry up!"

"But you are not from Ye's family."

"Um?"

"I said! I said! Don't kick me!" Peng Laodao hurriedly covered his chest: "We are the leader, and he has already set a line. By this autumn, a big event will happen. Then we will

No need to be a bandit anymore, you can even become an official!"

"What's the big deal?"

"I don't know this, and we didn't say anything about it."

"Look at you so stupid. How did you choose you to worship the mountain?" Wu Tianyu sneered: "You are so clear that you are going to rebel. By the way, where did he get such confidence?

Do you know?" (To be continued...)