Rebirth King of Pit Climbing

Rather than saying that this is a failed robbery, it is better to say that this is a failed life. Wu Tianyu carefully summarized the experience and lessons. Although there are bandits who do not have the awareness of cooperation, they will not carefully choose fat sheep, and they are alert to "sex".

This is not enough factor, but the most important point is that you are not a gangster at all, and robbery is not something you should do.

Wu Tianyu bent down and sat by the lakeside with his knees, holding his cheek with his right hand, biting his fingernails with his mouth, staring at the calm and waved lake surface with deep eyes. Yesterday's incident, although everyone was under the strict order of the head, they were not allowed to get the counter.

In other words, it spread throughout the entire village in a very short time.

A gust of fragrant wind blew by, and Wu Tianyu didn't have to raise his eyelids, so he knew who was in front of him. The whole copycat would probably have such a physical fragrance. Although he is the leader of a bandit now, he had been a young lady before.

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The thrown stones made the calm lake clear away, and Wu Tianyu hung his eyelids and didn't want to say a word. When a person's self-esteem is hit, only pretending to be "puff" is the best way to relieve it.

.It seems that the head of the family also knows this, just sat quietly beside Wu Tianyu without saying a word.

After a long time, Wu Tianyu finally couldn't stand the strange silence, so he got up and patted the dust on his butt.

"I have something to say to you!" The two of them actually said in unison.

"You talk first!" Such a clip should obviously be a bloody TV series.

"Okay, just like a sissy! I'll talk first!" The head of the family always looks extremely heroic: "I've thought about it. Since you've already joined the team, you can't do it without any martial arts. From now on, I'll go back to you.

Start by practicing martial arts with me!”

"Practice martial arts?" Wu Tianyu said with a bitter face: "You are the head of the family. Are you kidding? How old is I? I am still practicing martial arts? My bones are hard. It must be too late now, so let's forget it!"[

"Fuck! Although you don't have the foundation now, you can't practice any very powerful martial arts, but as long as you are willing to learn, you will always practice some. Do you still expect to have such good luck in the future? People pick up the knife and just do you

Cut it, no matter how good your head is and how straight your mouth is, it is just a ghost under someone else's knife. Instead of doing that, it's better to just snatch the coffin and let you lie in it."

Wu Tianyu can feel the care of the head in these cold words. This little girl’s devil dad is really. What a good little girl. He was taught to become a rude and unruly female bandit, which was a waste of resources.

! However, the man's self-esteem still made Wu Tianyu argue: "Aren't I still able to steal peaches by monkeys? If it really doesn't work, I can also use sweating, lime powder, etc. I have always been very opposed to it.

Violent.”

"Stop talking! Are the things you said we should use?" The head of the house pointed at Wu Tianyu's nose and scolded: "We people in the world stand up straight and act correctly, how can we do what despicable people do

means?"

"But...but we are bandits!" Wu Tianyu said dumbfounded, feeling ashamed of his low-level personality.

"What's wrong with the bandits? Do you look down on us as bandits?" The head of the family looked at Wu Tianyu's eyes.

"Okay?" Wu Tianyu swallowed his saliva and finally agreed. It proved again that only people with big fists have the right to speak.

"Well, okay. What do you want to say?" The head clapped his hands, as if he was very satisfied with Wu Tianyu's reaction.

"I've thought about it." Wu Tianyu organized some language and said, "If our copycat is only maintained by robbery, it will sooner or later be dispersed."

"What did you say?" I don't know where the leader got into trouble. I immediately jumped three feet high.

"Listen to me, the boss!" Wu Tianyu hurriedly hugged his head and begged for mercy, "Take yesterday's incident as an example. We have mobilized so many people, but the nonsense of the red guys have not been robbed, but have caught some in this way.

It seems that the robbery is not as beautiful as I imagined! Also, a group of fat sheep came to the foot of our mountain. Look at how happy the brothers are? This proves that our Qingfeng Village is

The geographical environment is not good. Well, although the defense is good, it is really not conducive to the further expansion of our copycat business!"

Although I couldn't understand what Wu Tianyu said, the headmaster still seemed to understand a little, "What do you think you should do?"

"I haven't thought about it yet. I was going to vigorously develop the tourism industry, but after thinking about it, you ancient people shouldn't have the kind of idle and painful feelings to go out for a trip, so I need to think about it again.

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"Well? Say something that others can understand!" The head of the family is obviously not a good-tempered person.

"I haven't figured it out yet. Let me think about it for a few more days. I can't make a living by robbing all my life, right?"

"The words are good, but you think about it quickly! When you say this, I think it's right. As long as you come up with a good idea, when you pay dividends in the future, I will ask you to get the biggest share. However, I have

There is a requirement, that is, we cannot let our copycat collapse or disperse."[

"That's certain. Without labor, what else can I do?" Wu Tianyu said seriously: "But, the head of the family, I'm blunt, it's really inappropriate for you to take the management method of herding sheep in our copycat.

Let’s say yesterday that so many of us went down the mountain to rob the fat sheep, and the team was in chaos. The efficiency was so low. Even if we were bandits, this scientific management method was still necessary.”

"What do you think you should do?" asked the head of the house.

"In my opinion, we must have a serious management model at this time." Wu Tianyu said seriously: "From now on, we must manage those people strictly and seriously, so I am ready to adopt a militarized management method and lead the company.

, do you have any objections?”

"Are you a person sent by the court?" I saw that the head of the family who was originally kind and suddenly grabbed Wu Tianyu's clothes and asked. It looked like that, as long as Wu Tianyu didn't answer well, she would be able to tear Wu Tianyu away.

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"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding! The head of the family!" Wu Tianyu shouted quickly, trying to open the head of the family: "The head of the family. How did you think that I was from the court? Which head of the court have you met, and you are even more timid than me.

?”

"That's not necessarily. I'm much more timid than you." The head of the family was right to think about it. Just because of Wu Tianyu's appearance. I guess unless the court is blind, I really can't let Wu Tianyu be an official.

. "Then what military you said just now... You said, you said such words, and you still said you were not from the court?"

"Don't you still have a military advisor?" Wu Tianyu said aggrievedly: "Besides, I'm not talking about military affairs, but about militarization."

"What is militarization?"

"Simply put, we can no longer raise our brothers like pigs. If we keep going in such a mess, we will be just a group of mobs in the eyes of others. If other counterfeits want to bully us, we will bully us, and if we have any, we will bully us.

When tempting, you can't stand the temptation. The leader of the family, Ma Lianshun's lesson is not far away."

"Then tell me, what are you going to do?"

"It's very simple. Don't care whether there are fat sheep coming to the door in the future. In terms of wind and rain, all brothers must unite the bed. After getting up, you can't have breakfast immediately. You have to run from the mountain to the top and bottom, and then run up from the bottom of the mountain. Who runs?

In the end, there is no breakfast. Of course, this is the most basic. We have to "work" and practice the formation of brothers, kung fu, etc., and we even have to invent incisions or gestures that only our copycat can understand."

Wu Tianyu tried to explain in a concise way: "In short, we can no longer regard ourselves as bandits. We must regard ourselves as an army so that we can pull ourselves out so that we can be recognized by our fellow travelers in the Green Forest. If this continues, we

Qingfeng Village is really about to become their joke."

The head of the family bowed his head and said nothing. Wu Tianyu didn't urge her. After a long time, the head of the family finally breathed out and said, "I don't understand what you said, but it sounds really good. Let's do it.

Let's start trying tomorrow. If the effect is really good, how do you think it will be if you continue?"

"Okay! I'll listen to you, the boss." Wu Tianyu agreed immediately.

The next morning, it was just dawn, and Wu Tianyu brought out all the things he could find around him that could make noise, and pulled Huang Jing to create a huge noise in the open space that disturbed people's dreams. Suddenly, the whole village was boiling.

"Who? Which bastard? I'll let you sleep? I'm going to kill you!"

The brother who was good at dancing with Fang Tian's painting halberds simply picked up the guy without saying a word, wore only a pair of cow nose pants, rushed out the door and wanted to fight Wu Tianyu's desperate situation. Wu Tianyu was so scared that his head shrank and moved behind the head of the house.

Move your body.

When the bandits were cursing and preparing to find bad luck, they saw the head of the house looking at everyone with a cold face. The words they had already cursed were finally swallowed, and they just mumbled a few times.

OK, seeing that there was no sound, I was about to sleep, but I was kicked out by everyone in charge.

So, on the huge open space of Qingfeng Village, there were still some sleepy bandits lying everywhere. Wu Tianyu smiled and asked the head of the family to speak first.

"It's all for me!" The headmaster suddenly used a lion roar, which immediately shocked everyone: "I have discussed with the second headmaster. Our copycat can't continue like this anymore.

My brothers are all people with families, and if this continues, they may become hungry again. So from today on, we will follow the second leader of the village and prepare for that...that militarized management."

"Officials, can we use the militarized management to get a fat sheep to the door?"

"No, no." Wu Tianyu smiled and said, "Military management cannot let fat sheep come to your door, but it can allow you to quickly and effectively rob the fat sheep when there is a fat sheep coming to your door.

Red goods. Do you want your second leader to be hijacked again? Do you still want the face of our Qingfeng Village?"

Everyone looked at each other. How could these two leaders be so ashamed? It is obvious that you are going to quarrel with others, so you are the one who is saying to others?

Without waiting for everyone to raise any objections, Wu Tianyu suddenly shouted: "Anyway, the head of the country has handed over all the copycats to me. Whether you listen or not, you have to be obedient to me. Now I give you the last one.

Once an opportunity, is there anyone objecting? Well, very good! Since we don’t object, then we will officially start now.”

What officially began? Everyone said, and said that we would give us a chance to object. Are you asking? I looked at the head of the family pitifully. Because everyone knows that if there is still someone who can stop this second person who never plays according to common sense

I'm afraid the only one who is in charge is the leader. Unexpectedly, the leader is unmoved at all, but instead stands with them.

"Did you see the village gate?" Wu Tianyu pointed to the simple copycats not far away and said loudly: "From now on, I am your instructor. Whoever dares to say no to me, I will just tell you

He hung on it and blew the mountain wind for a night."

Finally suppressing all the sounds, Wu Tianyu cleared his throat and said, "Considering that today is your first day of training, we won't play anything else, let's have some relaxing things! I'll teach you the most basic

Queue and attentive.”

"Now everyone is divided into ten lines, and I've stopped it! My requirement is that everyone in each line must be kept on the same line, and everyone in front and behind must be aligned! Okay, you can start queuing now, I'm going to do it.

Acceptance results later.”

Then it is obviously not a happy thing to queue up with these organized and disciplined bandits. Not to mention the mess, but after finally queuing up, it is also crooked and beautiful at all.

Wu Tianyu walked to the front of the first leader and said to the person behind, "First of all, everyone in your row turned my head to the head of your leader and looked at her!"

"You are the leader, don't tilt it. Stand your head straight and look ahead!"

"Now, you look at the head of the head with your eyes, and then move it in small steps until you feel in the same straight line as the head of the head."

"Damn! Military advisor, I asked you to look at the head of the head. Who asked you to look at her breasts?" Wu Tianyu picked up the willow branch and slapped it on the head of the head of the head: "Be careful behind you. It's the head of the head of the head, not

Her breasts! Look again, I dug out your eyes, believe it or not?”

"You guys behind you do the same! Hurry! I count it to ten. If you team is still bent, I will punish you for not having a day to have a meal! One, two, three..."

Under the threat of hunger, the bandits quickly completed the arrangement of the team. Although they were still crooked, they were still much better. Wu Tianyu nodded with satisfaction: "Okay, you can take a look again now, don't you do it?

Have you got much better? Is there more momentum? What is the most important thing when we go out to rob the red goods? It is a momentum! Damn, I let you see with your eyes, do you need to move around?"

"Okay!" Wu Tianyu clapped his hands: "Don't move now, look ahead, open your pair of dead fish eyes widen! Now I teach you how to stand in a military posture."

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To be chaotic; one is upright, the head must be straight and the neck must be straight." Wu Tianyu demonstrated for these people. To be honest, Wu Tianyu is not a soldier, but whether he is going to high school or college, the military training is

It is a must-have. Now I have eaten pork and watched pig run. There is no problem in teaching these mobs.

"Of course, this is just the basics, and there are more detailed requirements. Your hands must be close to your thighs! You can also clamp your legs and straighten them. Don't be as big as a girl! Let's see your waist.

Was the waist broken by the woman? Is it that my breasts are raised, damn, are you going to stand up your chest or your stomach? You're going to make trouble, right?"

Seeing that everyone was doing well, Wu Tianyu explained: "Don't underestimate this military posture. This is the first lesson for soldiers, and it is also all military actions. He put down his hoe and walked into the military camp alone.

You must first learn to stand in a military posture. Once you stand in a good position, you will be different from ordinary people, and the preliminary military appearance will come out!"

"But, the second in command, we are bandits, not big-headed soldiers, nor are we official yamen runners!" someone said with a bitter face.

"You know a 'mao'!" Wu Tianyu glared at his eyes: "Yes, although we are bandits, is there any difference between us and the people you are talking about? Everyone is a person who uses a knife to make a living, learn more, right?

Are you bad?”

"I'll ask you, are you afraid that the officers and soldiers will come to encircle you?"

"Of course I'm afraid of this."

"Then why are you afraid of them? They have knives, and you have knives too."

"Because they are soldiers, we are bandits!"

"Wrong! It's because people have discipline and unified actions, so when they encounter an emergency, they know what to do. But you are different, and you will rush forward and grab the fat sheep that is your ability. That's your ability

, when they meet the officers and soldiers, they will be timid."

"Second leader, I haven't studied in school, don't lie to me! Although we are bandits, we have never seen others who are in the army train like this!"

"I'm a quick method. Is it different from theirs? Stop talking nonsense and stand up for me! Don't be crooked! Whoever dares to move again, I'll let him starve for one day today."

The bandits were in sorrow that they were all over. At first, everyone was holding back their energy. They stood firmly according to Wu Tianyu's requirements, and their whole body was tightly tense. Who knew that it was okay at the beginning, but in less than half a quarter of an hour, they were all over.

Sour and soft, it began to shake involuntarily, but Wu Tianyu was like a wolf staring at the prey. He had a little bit of his movements to relax. Even a willow branch came up, and the slender willow branch hit his body was also painful. (Unfinished)

to be continued..)

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