Rebirth King of Pit Climbing
Chapter 399: The First Day of Opening
Qingfengzhai's chain chain group has an inn. After nearly half a month of intense preparations, the first main store finally opened lively, with no flower baskets, no fireworks, and even colorful flags.
Wu Tianyu looked disappointed, and Beard was considerate and found a large stack of yellow paper, which drifted in the wind, and finally added a touch of color.
"Beard, I think you're tired of living!" Wu Tianyu kicked Beard hard on the ass: "Are you going to give him the end as soon as this store opened? Or do you give it to yourself?"
"Second leader, I don't mean that!" The beard jumped up exaggeratedly, protecting his butt and said, "Didn't this look too deserted? Make some colorful things and look a little more energetic."
"Damn it, those who know we are inns, and those who don't know will think we are a charity village!" Wu Tianyu cursed with a smile.
"To be honest, the second in command." Hu Zi suddenly came up and whispered.
"Go away from me. Is my relationship with you so good? Do you understand the superiors and inferiors of superiors and subordinates?" Wu Tianyu pushed the big furry face of beard to a safe distance, and then said: "Say, there is one."
What's up?"
Hu Zi was not annoyed and asked with a smile: "Second leader, our inn business has not been said to have not had one these days, but I always feel that it is not as good as our first day. If we do this, I'm afraid my brothers will still
I have to do my old job.”
"Yes, we were all blinded by those bright red guys on the first day!" Wu Tianyu criticized himself: "I made a mistake. In fact, we didn't make that much money that day. But beard
Didn’t our inn be built a few days ago? Only a few dollars can be made in wine and food. What we can really make money are bathhouses and gambling shops. Don’t be too pessimistic in being a person. I believe that you will make more and more money in the future. You must be right in life.
Is there hope in the future?”
"But the second leader, look at the fact that we don't even have a ghost here except these flies. Why don't we open another day?" Hu Zi suggested kindly.
"Fuck!" Wu Tianyu said angrily: "Don't forget that we finally tied up a fortune-telling blind man to come over. We provide him with food and drink every day, not capital? It's today, and it's a little bit back!"
"People say they are talking lies with their eyes open. The blind man is obviously talking lies with their eyes closed. Second head, how can you believe that blind man? That bastard is clearly relying on our copycat." Beard murmured in a low voice.
.
Just as Wu Tianyu was taking the bandits to watch the flies dancing, "Second leader! Second leader!" A scream of ghosts and wolves cried from a distance, and his tone was very rapid, as if he was chased by a dog.
Wu Tianyu hurriedly looked at it, but saw a bandit running over not far away, sweating profusely, and his heart couldn't help but feel nervous. When the man ran to him, he said unhappily: "I'll say it all."
I've called my manager or second boss many times, why do I still call him second boss? Are you not afraid of showing off my mistakes?"
"Second...Boss!" The bandit lowered his head in shame.
Wu Tianyu nodded with satisfaction and asked, "What's the matter?"
The bandit wiped the sweat from his face randomly and shouted: "Robbery! Robbery!"
Wu Tianyu was shocked: "Damn! Who is so bold to rob us?"
"No. Second boss... Second boss, we are robbing others!"
"What's going on?" Wu Tianyu asked unhappily: "Didn't I say everything? No robbery is allowed now!"
"Yes!" the bandit explained: "The head of the family didn't want to rob at the beginning. But seeing that there were so many people in this group, I thought that our inn just opened today. I happened to attract some guests. Originally, the head of the family was preparing.
You are kind to ask those people to come to our inn to have a rest."
"It's great, we are going to rob again?" Wu Tianyu asked in confusion: "Didn't the head support me very much? Why did he suddenly change his homage?"
The bandit explained: "The head of the family went out to talk to the group of people, but he didn't expect that the group of people were not good at it. They were all used to following this path. The smugglers who went to the Liao Kingdom had originally followed the
We are also considered the same type of people. As a result, the group not only did not come to us, but also mocked the boss for overestimating his abilities, saying that we had bandits but did not do anything, but we wanted to open an inn. We really laughed at the big teeth of people. We also asked the boss for
Do you know how to write the word business?"
"Damn!" Wu Tianyu suddenly slapped the table and said, "Damn, arrogant! There are actually people in this world who are more arrogant than me, which is too much!"
"Excessive?" the bandit said illegitimately: "Second...Boss, are you thinking that?"
"Or what should I think?"
"The head of the family is much more generous than you!" the bandit said excitedly: "As soon as the head of the family is together, we might as well just do it and snatch his mother."
Alas! Wu Tianyu lamented in his heart that this little girl still has some social experience, and she still has the chivalrous style of the world. When she is excited, she will lose her life. This is very dangerous. Find an opportunity to educate her well."
Then what are you doing when you come back?" Wu Tianyu asked.
"There are many people on the other side, and it may not be easy to succeed with the brothers in front of you." The bandit said with a dry mouth. He picked up the teapot on the table and put it in his mouth. He took a long breath and said, "The boss is the boss.
Please bring all the brothers over there!"
"Beard!" Wu Tianyu suddenly shouted to the outside.
"What's the matter with the second in command?"
"Call all the brothers and bring the guys with me too! Let's go out!"
"Ah? Second Chief, we won't open it anymore?" Hu Zi asked with confusion.
"What else can I open!" Wu Tianyu shouted: "I will open tomorrow, and we will have the last vote with the head of the company today!"
"Okay!" Beard rubbed his hands excitedly, licked his dry lips, and a red light flashed in his eyes. When he turned around, the man like the wind went out, making a scream like Mount Tai in his mouth.
On the rugged mountain road, more than a dozen carriages loaded with cargo were creaking. The driver of a carriage was waving his whip lazily. He sat on the shaft of the carriage, looking drowsy. He pulled the carriage.
The horse was awake so hard that it didn't need the driver to rush. It walked forward with its hooves and walked forward without any speed.
After Wu Tianyu and the head of the family met, he kept staring at the group behind him. There were more than a hundred people on this trip, escorting more than a dozen carriages, each carriage was heavy, and more importantly, these carriages were pulled.
The horses all look like fat and body bonds. You can tell at a glance that they are good horses, just like driving a Ferrari like a black car. It's such a fucking luxury.
Of course, Wu Tianyu would not miss such an opportunity and brainwashed the head: "I saw that when I was in a business, my waist was no longer sore, my legs were no longer hurt, and I was more energetic when I walked, even those who pulled the cart
Horses are all such good horses. Look at us, we don’t even have a horse, so it’s so ugly to say it. So, robbery is risky, and business makes money quickly."
"Looking!" The head of the house glanced at Wu Tianyu crisply and pointed to a corner in front: "Let's do it in the corner in front!"
When those people walked to a corner of the mountain road, they suddenly heard a gong. Hundreds of people emerged from the mountains. Several drivers who were chasing the bus were shocked and had not yet waited for them to react.
The hundred people jumped down from the mountains like dumplings, and shouted, "Robbery! Robbery! No movement is allowed!"
These men who were escorting the car were not panicked. They just pulled out weapons from the car and looked at the bandits who were rushing up in a cautious manner.
The bandits rushed forward with screams. But they saw that in the crowd, there was a young man standing there with a stingy expression on his face and his eyes rolling around.
, as if he is always making some bad ideas.
"You are already surrounded! Let go of your weapons immediately and let go of the hostages in your hands. The country will give you lenient treatment. Cough cough! Let's talk, listen! We are part-time bandits in Qingfeng Village, you are already surrounded,
Squat down with your hands in your arms, who dares to be disobedient? He is so sad! If you don't obey, don't say that I'm not admonishing. "The young man is of course the leader of Wu Er. This time he learned to behave and never looked like last time again
I talked directly to the meat tickets face to face, but let the bandits rush up first, control the situation, and then leaned to the head of the house, and then appeared like a male star walking on the red carpet.
A man came out of those people, and bowed to the bandits in advance according to the rules of the world. Then he smiled and said, "Are you brothers from Qingfeng Village? I am quite familiar with you, Boss Hao, please do it, brothers.
It’s convenient. The goods on the car are very important and need to be transported back to the capital as soon as possible. When the other day, brothers will go up the mountain and linger for a few more days to apologize to them!”
"Stop! How long has our boss Hao been dead?" Wu Tianyu stood up first and said, "I don't even know this. You are so embarrassed to tell us that you are very familiar with us. Are you so embarrassed to get close to a dead person? Why?
Do you bully me newcomer and don’t understand the rules?”
"Brother, have we seen this before?" the man asked hesitantly.
"Look at you, you are used to traveling around the world? Come on, don't get close to me, it's useless!" Wu Tianyu said disdainfully.
"Dare you ask your brother's name?" the man asked politely.
"I don't change my name when I am doing it, and I don't change my surname when I am sitting. My name is Ni Daye!" Wu Tianyu said casually.
Everyone turned their eyes to Wu Tianyu in unison. These two leaders were too shameless. They dared to lie in front of everyone without blushing. Could it be that he was lying to us before?
Is his real name really Ni Daye?
Feeling the distrustful eyes of everyone, Wu Tianyu said embarrassedly: "Why are you looking at me? When dealing with strangers, don't tell them your real name. This is the most basic common sense, okay?"
"I wonder what my brother's real name is?" the man asked.
"I'm robbing, why are you asking me for my name? Wow, are you still thinking about taking revenge in the future? You are too despicable and can't play with you." Wu Tianyu looked at the man's sincere gaze and finally softened:
"Okay, since you are looking at me so sincerely, I will reluctantly say that my surname is Wu, and you don't want to know the rest."
"After a long time, why did I tell you so much?" Wu Tianyu touched his head, suddenly changed into a vicious look, and at the same time he took back his foot that had already taken a few steps, shouting:
"Robbery!"
"Yes! Robbery!" all the bandits shouted excitedly.
The man saw that there was nothing he could do, so he had to say again: "Brother. Listen to me, the boss behind me is not something you can afford to mess with. In this way, I still have a few ingots of gold here. Brothers will take it to drink!
The goods on the car are extremely urgent, so there should be no difference!"
"Are you scaring me?" Wu Tianyu said dissatisfiedly, directing the beard to take the gold from the man's hand.
"Gold!" Hu Zi excitedly raised the gold in his hands to the head and Wu Tianyu.
"No prospect!" Wu Tianyu cursed and said to the man: "Why? Do you look down on me? Do you think that just a little gold can buy my soul? How much more can I take out all of it!"
"ah?"
"What! Don't you understand human words?" Wu Tianyu said unhappily: "Have you ever said you want to rob your goods? What I want to rob is your people!"
Everyone was stunned, especially those robbed men, who held the weapons in their hands tightly. Unexpectedly, these bandits had such a strong taste. This time, it was not only for goods but also for their innocence.
You have to fight to the end.
Of course, there are exceptions. There is actually a girl among them. Unfortunately, this girl has a numb face, thick waist, a slump nose and fat lips, and is extremely bad-looking, just like a piece of mung bean cake accidentally dropped on the ground, and then someone accidentally took care of her.
After stepping on it, it looked terrible. After hearing Wu Tianyu's words, he actually showed an excited expression.
Looking at the men's alert expressions, Wu Tianyu thought for a while. Although there were many people on this side, it seemed that this idea was a big deal. If you use it strongly, you would probably have to see some blood and die a little, and that would be a big loss.
So Wu Tianyu slowed down and said, "In this way, everyone used to eat a bowl of rice, so it's better to be harmonious and make money. What about you? Follow us and stay at our place for one night. Wait for tomorrow,
You can leave as long as you want, and I will always send you off. As for the property in your car, we will not take any of it, okay?"
The man in the lead didn't want to fight, and he took responsibility, so he naturally didn't want any accidents. Moreover, this batch of goods was too important and could not tolerate any mistakes, especially... Seeing that Wu Tianyu offered such conditions, he was in his heart.
He also calmed down a little, but he still asked with concern: "Why should I believe you?"
"What you pay attention to in business is integrity. Do you understand?" Wu Tianyu said dissatisfiedly: "You can question my IQ, but you can't question my character. Beard, you went to let a horse bleed, I'm in public.
Swear, if I can’t do the above, I’ll be killed by the five thunders, and I won’t die awkwardly!”
"What are you doing?" The man hurriedly stopped his beard that was about to step forward, gritted his teeth, and said, "Okay! This time I admit defeat, brother, you'd better be trustworthy, otherwise I will definitely let you have a baby
It’s better to die.”
Those men were all sad, but the Mama-faced girl was an exception. It was estimated that this Mama-faced girl should be an older single young woman, and no one dared to marry her even if she paid for it. She saw that the leading bandit was actually a handsome young man.
A pair of small squinted eyes lit up.
"Hey, what are you talking about! Holding your head with both hands, what are you thinking about?" Seeing the girl with a slut face like a slutty girl, Wu Tianyu couldn't help but feel chilled.
The macaque girl gave Fang Zheng a charming look when she heard this, then let out a moan that seemed painful and joyful, and then hugged her huge head and lay shyly on the ground. While lying down, she also put the
His legs were spread wide, looking like he could pick them.
Wu Tianyu and the bandits rarely had a tacit understanding to make a vomiting expression together. Seeing that the girl with a numb face still closed her eyes shyly, lying on the ground with her legs spread open, Wu Tianyu resisted the urge to vomit and looked at it.
She glanced at her and said kindly: "Miss, I told you to squat down, but I didn't ask you to lie down. Even if you asked you to lie down, please lie down more civilizedly. We are robbing, not robbing. Please respect us.
Profession!"
The bandits expressed their righteousness and agreed in unison: "That's it! This girl treats us as someone! It's so inappropriate!"
Wu Tianyu said all the good things. Seeing that the girl with a face still looked at him with a resentful look, she couldn't help but feel very cold. She turned her head and shouted at the bandits who were about to go back: "Hey, whoever of you has time? Come and offer her a gift, barely
I will rob the girl of her sex! If this continues, it will affect the image of our copycat!"
When the bandits heard this, they all stepped into the air one by one, speeding up their pace towards the road back, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
Wu Tianyu threw his hands at the mao-faced girl regretfully and said apologetically: "There is no way. Under my earnest teachings, our copycat has eliminated all kinds of unhealthy trends. Now their lifestyle is very upright, positive, healthy and upward.
, full of hope for a better life.”
Seeing the girl with a sob expression, staring at her sadly, Wu Tianyu's scalp numb and said unbearably: "Or... you come again next time, bring some sweat medicine or something, I'll help me.
You get rid of two strong men and do whatever you want, do you think it is?"
"Why is such a handsome little gentleman so vague?" the girl with a numb face said in a rough accent.
The accent is a bit weird. We are like big tongues? Wu Tianyu chews it really.
It was a long time to say that, and then the girl with a numb face suddenly turned over with a kite. Before Wu Tianyu could react, she pushed Wu Tianyu to the ground: "Little Langjun, you will obey me!"
"Ah!" Wu Tianyu screamed in fear: "Come on, help me, someone is robbing you!" (To be continued...)
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