Rebirth King of Pit Climbing
Chapter 419: A Soak of Boy’s Urine
After a while, Wu Tianyu touched his head and came out of the house's house: "Boss, it's time for you to give me the key!"
"What key?"
"The key to the back door!" Wu Tianyu said anxiously: "Boss, you can't act like a 'sex' at this time. Now everyone's life is on you. Hurry up, take out the key to the back door and let's take your brothers from the back door
Let's go, keep it unaware of it."
"Hmph!" The head of the house snorted coldly: "Aren't you good at it usually? We are a copycat, where do we get the back door key?" "It turns out that there is no back door key!" Wu Tianyu smiled with his head touching his head and giggling.
: "The head of the family, this is your fault. Things have reached this point, so why are you kidding me!"
Although Qingfeng Village is a relatively large bandit nest nearby, there are hundreds of bandits, facing the fiercest thousands of people, Wu Tianyu believes that the wisest way is to retreat quickly, the farther you retreat, the better.
The bandits were very happy to retreat, but I don’t know which bastard suddenly spoke too much, saying that the other party was the leader of Brother Yin, so many people had other ideas. In the simple way, the bandits
In my original thinking, I felt that my relationship with Brother Yin was pretty good and I shouldn't be killed.
Wu Tianyu could only use the authority of the second leader to force the bandits, but he did not dare to tell the bandits the truth. Could it be that I had a pure relationship with Zhao Yin's little-faced wife in spirit and killed my father
The hatred of taking over the wife is the most hateful thing for a person, so now I and Zhao Yin’s little face are in a state of dying. And as poor fish, you can only suffer this disaster innocently.
The bandits can usually go out to rob and go like the wind. But when the entire village has to move, the speed is simply like the old lady running. The bandits' families are all old, weak and weak.
.Wu Tianyu encouraged everyone and finally retreated from the back mountain successfully. The person who was inquiring ahead suddenly came to report that Zhao Yin's team had already entered the mountain village. Seeing that there was no one in the mountain village, he followed the mountain.
Got down.
"Damn!" Wu Tianyu cursed in anger: "What do I say to you in normal times? You should not have the intention to harm others, but you should not be guarded against others. How about it? Today, the young man is relying on his familiarity with our copycat.
Come here, right? Why do I have you guys who are the gang of 2 offenders?"
Several bandits around him shook their heads and smiled bitterly. The two leaders are going crazy today. When Brother Yin often goes out of the village, what's wrong with you? Besides, you're messing with this matter today.
What came out? If you hadn't made Brother Yin so embarrassed that day, would the whole copycat brother need to suffer with you? By the way, Brother Yin's goal could only be the second leader's. Otherwise, let's just hand over the second leader's belong to Brother Yin
, Maybe nothing is gone.
Just as this thought arose in the hearts of several people, Wu Tianyu suddenly shouted: "I had known that you bastards were not good things? I thought beautifully. I wanted to hand over me? I thought beautifully! I thought beautifully.
You will never give in if you die! Also, even if I die, I will bring you with me!"
"Second leader, you're so amazing! We just thought about it, you're..." Several bandits smiled awkwardly.
"Nonsense!" Wu Tianyu said contemptly: "A bunch of two people, when you have any bad intentions in the future, don't always look at others with your eyes. Look at your thief eyes. Even a fool knows that you have a good heart.
What dirty thoughts have been done."
"The second leader, this is no wonder we are!" The bandits explained: "We have 1,800 bandits, and half of them are old and young. Just running away like this, how can we escape those people?
!The second in commander, you either think of a solution or ask your brothers to give you to Brother Yin!”
"Fuck!" Wu Tianyu cursed unyieldingly: "Watch your pig brain and think about it carefully. Your Brother Yin just married a lady from a wealthy family. How could he suddenly mobilize so many people?
There must be problems with the people. Either these are officers and soldiers who are not wearing uniforms, or they are bandits like us. What is the identity of the other party? Do you think we can still have good results when we fall into their hands?
You guys, that's it, you're always stubborn and old, you should have passed the naive age!"
"I won't say much nonsense!" Wu Tianyu looked at the pursuers behind who seemed to have no shadows, and gasped and said, "If I remember correctly, turn around here, there seems to be a very narrow one not far ahead.
The mountain road, then we will block it, let the women and children run first, and try our best to get the time!"
"That's all!" said a few bandits around him dejectedly.
"Don't do this!" Wu Tianyu said with a smile: "The so-called "So-called "I will have good luck in the future if I survive the disaster. As long as we survive this level today, we will definitely be popular and delicious in the future!"
The bandits can only do what they say. There is indeed a very narrow mountain road ahead, and at most one carriage is allowed to pass. If you cannot break through head-on, you have to take a big bend. Such a terrain is definitely suitable for blocking and attacking.
It has to be said that Wu Tianyu's military training a few days ago still had some effect. The bandits divided some people to continue to protect the elderly, weak, women and children, and continued to move forward, and everyone else silently
The land gathered in the middle of the road, waiting for the coming hard battle.
"You! What about you!" Wu Tianyu patrolled the position and pointed at a bandit and shouted: "I think you always like to hold a square halberd? I decided, you will be the one,
You will be in front of you carrying that broken thing in a while!”
"Don't be stunned by everyone!" Wu Tianyu shouted: "Hurry, see if there are any stones around you. All of them are moved here. It's good to build a wall here! Oh, I'll do it all!
It was because of the evil that you committed, so that you could not even get into your subordinates. It was a miracle that you could live without me!"
...
Wu Tianyu looked at the head of the house not far away, quietly holding the little copper bell. He couldn't help but sigh, walked to the head of the head, and said softly: "Head, I know that a large part of this today is mine.
Wrong, but don't worry, I have always been lucky and can definitely take my brothers through the difficulties. As for the child, it is not safe to stay here for a while. It's better to send a brother to send him in front.
!”
"No!" The head of the family shook his head firmly, but his tone was very calm: "He won't go anywhere! He is here with me, and I won't let him be abandoned for the second time!"
Wu Tianyu had to persuade him again, but at this time he saw a large group of people pressing up not far away. It seemed that the pursuers had arrived. It was useless to persuade him. Wu Tianyu could only turn around and return to the front. Hopefully, he could use it from each other.
A kind of war knowledge learned from TV series and novels. To command a spectacular gang fight.[
"Oh! Isn't that Brother Zhao?" Wu Tianyu shouted from a distance: "Oh, you even ride a horse? Are you not afraid of spraining your horse's hooves and throwing you into a bear-like shape?"
The crowd stopped. Zhao Yin shouted immediately: "The surname of Wu, Zi said, repay the grievances with righteousness and repay the kindness with virtue. If you have a genitals, you can come out for me! I must make you regret what I did to me.
matter!"
"You sister!" Wu Tianyu smiled and said, "Why are you just a few days? Oh, Brother Zhao's hat is getting brighter and brighter!"
"What hat?" Zhao Yin asked in confusion.
"Of course it's a cuckold!" Wu Tianyu raised his head and laughed: "Haha, it seems that your wife must be pregnant with someone else's child, right?"
"The surname of Wu, don't bully people too much!" Zhao Yin became angry when he thought of this and cursed: "Be careful that you have rotten sores on your mouth!"
"Tsk tsk!" Wu Tianyu sarcastically said: "Scholars are scholars, and they can't even scold anyone! I have rotten sores because I'm angry, but you're careful not to have hemorrhoids on your mouth! Also, don't forget you
I have made a vow, think of your son or daughter!”
"Haha!" Zhao Yin also raised his head and laughed: "I have never violated my oath. There is absolutely no one in the government office that I brought, so you can rest assured?"
"Who are they?"
"Of course, it's the one who kills you!" Zhao Yin sneered in his mouth: "The surname Wu is not right. It should be said that the surname is Yang. At this time, do you still want to deceive the brothers in Qingfeng Village?"
As soon as Zhao Yin said this, the originally quiet bandits instantly exploded and looked at Wu Tianyu strangely.
"Will you follow him crazy?" Wu Tianyu shouted to his subordinates with anger: "He said his surname is Yang. Is my surname Yang? Also, what have I deceived you?"
"Brothers from Qingfeng Village!" Zhao Yin shouted: "Listen, the second in command in front of you is not Wu Tianyu at all, and his true identity is not your second in command!"
"Bad!" Wu Tianyu said disdainfully: "I'm not their second leader, are you? Ah, I said you are a little bitch, this plan of disagreement is a bit clumsy, right? Let's go back and read "The Art of War" a few more times
》, then come out and show off!”
"Mr. Yang, why do you have to pretend again?" Zhao Yin sneered: "You are the high-ranking official of the court!"
After hearing this, the bandits were even more confused and were waiting for Zhao Yin's following.
"Brothers of Qingfeng Village!" Zhao Yin quickly revealed the mystery: "This person is not called Wu Tianyu at all, but his surname is Yang Mingling, a fifth-rank official from the court. He mingled into your Qingfeng Village just to "touch"
Through your situation, and then catch you all in one go."
"Don't listen to him!" Wu Tianyu shouted in anger: "If I were an official from the court, wouldn't I stay at home comfortably? Is it necessary to stay in the village without any death? Besides, I was the first time
It’s not voluntary to enter the village. It was the head of the boss who tied me back. If you don’t believe this, you can ask the head of the boss."
"Hmph! This proves that you have planned it long ago!"
...
Just as Wu Tianyu and Zhao Yin were having a verbal battle, the head of the family suddenly walked to the front: "Brother Yin, can't you let us go because of our past relationship?"
"Matchmaker! Zhao Yin shouted: "I'm all for your own good! Don't be deceived by the person in front of you. He is indeed a high-ranking official of the court! I'm saving you
ah!"
The head of the family held the child with one hand, pulled Wu Tianyu over, pointed at Wu Tianyu's nose and said, "Look, how could he look like a high-ranking official in the court? He always had bad water in his stomach. If the high-ranking officials in the court were like this,
.I'm afraid the people have long since rebelled against the court!"
If it were the scene where the three of us were closely united together in normal times, it would be a harmonious scene. However, the contemptuous tone of the head of the family, even though she knew that she wanted to save me, why was she still so uncomfortable? I couldn't do it
Have you been a high-ranking official in the court? One day in the future, I will definitely show you. Wu Tianyu touched his nose and said embarrassedly: "The head of the family, in fact, your understanding of me is really shallow. I really
It's not the person you said!"
"Are you really a high-ranking official in the court?" asked the head of the family with a bad look.
"Not yet!" Wu Tianyu hurriedly shook his hand and explained: "Not now. It doesn't mean it's not in the future. Maybe I have become a high-ranking official of the court with my superb skills? Brothers can also transform themselves,
No longer a bandit that everyone is afraid of, things in the world are absolutely true!”
"Stop talking nonsense!" Zhao Yin seemed to be very unsatisfied and shouted to the head of the house: "Matchmaker! I will have the last chance with you. Or you can hand over this person surnamed Yang to me. I can guarantee the safety of your Qingfeng Village.
Or I will send someone to capture him and then kill him!"
"No!" The head of the family shook his head slowly: "I know him, he was indeed tied up to the mountain with my own hands. He would definitely not be the high-ranking official of the court you mentioned. He is my brother now, if you insist on arresting him,
Then step on my body and catch him!" After the head of the house said that, he pulled out a soft sword from his waist and pointed it in front of him.
Wu Tianyu was moved and screamed. I really took a look. I thought the head of the family wanted to kill him, but I didn't expect that he would still protect himself so much at this time. Could it be that women have such a strong obsession with the men she has slept with.
, It turns out that it is still a good woman in ancient times!
"Matchmaker! Since this is the case, I can't blame me. I will clear any stumbling blocks in front of me one by one! Take action!" Zhao Yin suddenly shouted.
Immediately, a few burly men jumped out of Zhao Yin's team, and they all saw a huge mountain-opening axe in their hands, with a ferocious face and slowly "pressed" them.
"Wow!" Wu Tianyu screamed in fear, shrank his head, and hurriedly hid behind the head of the house.
"Hold the child!" The head of the family handed the child to Wu Tianyu's hand and was about to push his sword forward.
At this moment, several black shadows suddenly popped out from the shadow next to them, shouting: "Sir, don't be afraid! Let's protect you!"
Helper? Wu Tianyu looked at the head of the house strangely and asked, "Are these arranged?"
However, the head of the company also looked at Wu Tianyu strangely. After hearing Wu Tianyu's words, he slowly shook his head.
This is strange. How could a helper suddenly pop up at this time? Could it be that he recognized the wrong person? But no matter what, these people fought with the enemy, but it was real. It was very lively. Wu Tianyu
He carefully pulled the corner of the head of the house and whispered: "Someone helped us delay time, why don't we just sneak up now!"
But the head of the family shook his head slowly and turned his eyes to the battle situation not far away: "Others are kind enough to help us, how can we leave them behind at this time?"
"Oh, I am a good leader. This is not the time to talk about loyalty, but life is more important!"
"If I had such an idea, do you think you would still stand here and talk to me now? Shut up!"
Wu Tianyu had to close his mouth obediently and turn his eyes to the moving figures. Although the men in black were small, they were not at all defeated against those men. Not only were they all very powerful in martial arts.
, and there seemed to be various formations changing between each other, and the fights did not have the power to resist.
Seeing that these people who had come out from somewhere seriously hindered his forward, Zhao Yin couldn't help but act fiercely and turned around and ordered: "Didn't it mean there is a thunder fire? Kill the man named Yang to death, and it's all over!"
A black thing passed over the man who was fighting in a ball and flew slowly to Wu Tianyu's feet. "What's the matter?" Wu Tianyu looked down, then sweated coldly, and saw the black ball.
There seems to be a wire burning "hissing". This is the ancient explosive potion!
Wu Tianyu wanted to stretch out his foot to cut off the lead, but he stepped on it several times but didn't step on it. It's over, I'm really going to die this time! Wu Tianyu was preparing to drive the boss, and then how far he could run is as good as he could.
At this time, I saw the little copper bell in my arms suddenly kicking my pink and tender calves, and then a warm liquid slowly flowed down. This boy's urine
But by chance, it happened to be poured on the lead wire, and the cheerful "hissing" sound suddenly stopped.
"What a good son!" Wu Tianyu kissed the child's little face hard, causing the child to "giggle" and laugh.
"Haha!" Wu Tianyu raised his head and laughed, pointing at Zhao Yin not far away and shouted: "Young man, do you still want to blow me to death? Wait for the next life! You can't even fight my son, why do you fight with me?
?Ha ha!"
Wu Tianyu smiled happily, but he didn't see the face of the man in black who had originally cooperated with the flowing water, and then he let out a heavy breath, "The thief actually has a thunder fire, the other party's origin is not simple, pay attention to Lord Yang's safety
!” One of the men in black shouted in a low voice. (To be continued...)
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