Rebirth King of Pit Climbing

() In the next month, every time Yang Ling takes a break, he will appear in the Golden Wind Tower as the artistic director and the male lead. During this period, he will not only be teased by Sun Hunter from time to time, but also deal with a lot of Yingying.

Yanyan and Yang Ling are not the Yangwei of Liu Xiahui. Some physiological reactions are really reasonable. Fortunately, Yang Ling's inner silhouette is in trouble, so she did not turn into a werewolf to the moon.

It's okay to deal with a lot of women, although it's a little harder and tired, my buddy is happy. The key is that in a month, Sun Hunter has refused to show up on the pretext of preparing for the courtesan competition, which makes those brainless fans very sad, and what's even more excessive is that they are actually different.

When the girl saw Yang Ling coming, her service enthusiasm decreased significantly. She kept nagging Mr. Yu Lu’s handsome nonsense, how could these men feel? According to rumors, some customers had already contacted each other privately and were preparing to hijack Yang Ling halfway and then tied up.

Whip, wax, such a heavy taste, it is completely fine to try it with a beautiful woman. With a group of men, Yang Ling doesn't think there is anything wrong with his xing orientation, so Yang Ling had to ask the Xiao family to strengthen security measures for himself.

Mrs. Xiao not only sent four powerful martial arts generals as Yang Ling's personal bodyguards, but also installed a pair of sleeve arrows for Yang Ling.

The sleeve arrow is a big killer weapon. Mrs. Xiao’s original words are like this: “Yang Ling, be sure to pay attention to safety. I guess you don’t know how to use the sleeve arrow you have. Anyway, when there is danger, I will just let it go.

That's fine. If you're really outnumbered, leave an arrow for yourself and give yourself some pleasure."

This scared Yang Ling so much that he urinated. When he returned to the room, he took the little pineapple with him every time. When it really didn't work, he pushed this bastard out. If it was dead, I'm not dead. Emei Tofu, good.

A meow.

Fortunately, Yang Ling has a very good identity. After the people found out about Yang Ling and the fat man next to him, they extinguished their thoughts. Everyone has a family and a job. Although the yellow-faced woman at home is not very attractive, she still

Let's watch it alive.

More than a month passed without realizing it. This day was the Dragon Boat Festival. In ancient times, life was not fast, so holidays and other festivals were about to be held.

After a few days of class, Imperial College held classes and announced that it was on holiday. All the students were happily wandering.

In order to show the meaning of having fun with the people, except for the Qingming Festival, each royal festival will open the famous royal garden - Jinmingchi for the people to visit.

Jinming Pond is a huge artificial lake. Cheng Chao Taizu spent a lot of effort to repair it at that time and was preparing to train the navy. What, this Jinming Pond not only has rockery and lake water, but also has various pavilions, towers, and strange flowers and plants.

The scenery was beautiful, and the navy was not trained anyway, and Jin Mingchi became a royal garden when he was Taizong's generation.

As for the Dragon Boat Festival, it is a commemoration of a generation of Sao man Qu Yuan. Eating rice dumplings and drinking realgar wine is essential. The people come to Jinmingchi to watch the dragon boat race with rice dumplings and realgar wine in their hands. Due to the confusion of time and space, although Confucianism is still the mainstream of this dynasty

, However, the malfunction between men and women is not very serious. The ladies in each family put on their most beautiful clothes and went out to play.

Today, the rare Chrysanthemum Pass is no longer a good baby at home. It is rare for the three brothers to go out together to play, so they naturally have a good time. The three of them are like loaches and crawling in the lady, touching something, touching something

It was a normal thing at this time. In short, according to the confession of Xiao Pineapple and Juhuaguan, the beauty had touched her butt at least hundreds of times.

Just touch it, and when you meet a serious lady, you are caught, the two of them immediately pushed Yang Ling out as a scapegoat. While sighing that he had met someone wrongly, Yang Ling looked as if he was hypocritical:

"I met the lady in Yangling, but the lady misunderstood. The three brothers passed by here by chance and absolutely did nothing like a frivolous lady." I have to say that Yangling's handsome face and a hypocritical expression were still very deceptive.

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At this time, the two bastards would also speak on the side: "Miss, yes, yes, we three brothers are all good people. In front of you, this is Mr. Yulu who is always in the morning and evening."

There are two poems and poems circulating in Yangling. Although there are not many, they are all jing-like. There are two poems that describe the thoughts of girls in the boudoir, so Yangling's reputation in the boudoir is so popular.

Anyway, after Yang Ling claimed his name, the other party's attitude changed immediately. Not only did he no longer pursue the troubles of Xingsao, he also took the initiative to invite Yang Ling to talk about his life ideals. During this period, Juhuaguan and Xiao Pineapple were also invited to attend.

Then the ladies gathered more and more, surrounding Yangling and the three of them were so busy, as if celebrities were having a fan meeting. During this period, Yangling was required to write a few poems to appreciate, among which the chrysanthemum gate and the little pineapple were the most exciting.

The two bastards have seen so many beauties, and their IQ and EQ have plummeted.

Of course, you have to copy another copy on this occasion, but what should you copy? At this time, you copy a song called "The Legend of the Knights", killing a person in ten steps, and not leaving a thousand miles away. After the matter, you will leave with your clothes and hide your merits and fame.

Yang Ling was waiting to hide his merits and fame. Yang Ling's eyes turned and he had, "If life was just like the first meeting, why did the autumn wind make a sad painting fan? I will change my hearts in my old friends, but I will say that my old friends' hearts are easy to change. The Lishan language is clear

The night is halfway, and the rain of tears will never complain. How can you be so lucky to be a man in the brocade clothes, and you will be willing to join the branches." Yang Ling chanted slowly, and Yang Ling suddenly thanked the goddess in her previous life, although her kite skills are more skillful than Sun Hunter

But if it weren't for writing love letters to her, how could I know this? It would be great to pretend to be a talented man and deceive the hearts of these innocent girls in ancient times.

As expected, as soon as this poem was released, the scene was like crazy. The so-called lady in the boudoir is naturally not lacking in cultural literacy. The quality of the poem can still be distinguished. I don’t know which crazy lady suddenly wanted to stay.

I thought about some souvenirs and went forward to touch Yang Ling. Yang Ling didn't react yet, and a sachet on his waist was pulled out. Yang Ling naturally disdained to wear such a sachet.

Today is the Dragon Boat Festival, and the custom is to tie colorful silk threads and wear sachets with mugwort and calamus. This was what Mrs. Xiao personally wore for Mr. Xiao and the children at home this morning.

Yang Ling was a little strange. He seemed to have seen this technique somewhere. He couldn't help asking, "Miss, are your surname Bian?"

Before he could finish his words, Yang Ling was instantly flooded by the sea of ​​makeup. Since someone had started, the ladies around him were no longer reserved and came up to tear Yang Ling's clothes. Yang Ling had to beg: "Misses, take your time,

Take your time, oh, pay attention to my hairstyle!”

Yang Ling's words did not work at all. Even the chrysanthemum gate and the little pineapple on one side were affected by the fish. The two of them were in pain and happy, wishing they could take off their underwear and pants and give them to these ladies.

Not far away, there were two pairs of beautiful eyes looking at everything here. One of them said to the other: "Sister, you are so lucky. If life is just like the first meeting, why is the autumn wind sorrowful to draw a fan? My sister's husband has it.

Such a talent is so envious of my sister. I just don’t know if my brother-in-law can resist such a strong romantic situation.”

Another said: "If you don't listen, if you don't listen, your sister will laugh at me and you won't be up to you anymore. Sister, don't talk about me, isn't my future brother-in-law there too?"

"Hmph, look at his face that is so happy that he smiles. I really don't know where my grandfather likes him. Sister, if my grandfather hadn't suddenly betrothed me to the Xiao family, I would have really snatched it with my sister.

Yang Ling's heart."

"Sister is so shameless. How can you say this?"

"Sister, don't be upset, isn't this the kind of thing that we sisters say?"

When the three brothers crawled out of the crowd, their clothes were no longer intact, and they were all torn. The three of them stood up and patted the dust on their bodies, while slapped the floor.

The bangs on his head hurriedly sneaked into the crowd, hiding their merits and fame.

The three brothers were in a mess. It was obvious that they could not continue to eat tofu in this image. The three of them continued to move forward, just as the crowd gathered to gambling. There were still very few street scammers in this era, and they sold football lottery tickets in previous lives.

The same thing, but in the past life, I bet on the dragon boat race now, and the odds of each boat are clearly written. The Chinese people are delicious, gambling and enjoying, let alone in such a harmonious festival, so I bought it naturally

There were many people. The ancients also liked gambling, but they were not called gambling, but Guanpu, which sounded very artistic.

The three brothers are all rich people. Juhuaguan and Xiao Pineapple each bought ten taels of silver. The odds were one to one, Yang Ling couldn't compare with them. He bought a boat with one to one hundred odds in pain.

This thing is a thrill.

Someone next to him joked: "You guy, if you have money, you give it to us. The boat you bought is made up of a bunch of bitter hahahas living in the south of the city. Look at their dragon boats in a mess, and they

The first time I participated in the competition, I didn’t even have experience, so why did I buy it?”

When Yang Ling saw that, he threw out the tael of silver and couldn't even hear a sound. He quickly asked the person who collected the money: "Can I buy another one?"

The ancients, Chuang, paid attention to spitting and a nail, and what they said was not farts. The person who collected the money replied: "Young master, you are not kind anymore. You have placed bets, how can you regret it.

Woolen cloth?"

Yang Ling gritted his teeth and took out the five-ton coins of money and said, "Okay, buy me the five-ton coins with the lowest odds."

Juhuaguan asked curiously: "Third brother, why don't you buy more?"

Yang Ling replied with a sad face: "It's better to save some money. I have never had much luck. I bought a bunch of lottery tickets and won five dollars. I'd better keep the guaranteed ones. Don't lose too much."

Facts proved that Yang Ling's luck became very strong due to the time travel factor. Just as everyone sighed and was about to buy a game, they only saw Yang Ling dancing alone: ​​"Haha, one hundred taels,

One hundred taels, is he finally lucky? Tathagata Buddha, Taishang Laojun, Jesus, I love you." After the destiny, he was talking about Yang Ling. Yang Ling, who was originally atheistic, immediately had religious beliefs, but he didn't know what to do.

Which god blessed him?

"Hahaha..." Yang Ling's laughter lasted for a long time. The facts proved another thing, that is, don't be too happy too early. The rampant Yang Ling was black-legged by someone and rolled into the water.

Fortunately, it was right next to it and the water was not deep. Yang Ling stood up in a mess and was about to laugh a few times to express his disdain and condemnation, but was laughed out by the ruthless onlookers, which made Yang Ling laugh.

The sound was held in my throat and I couldn't make it, so I almost didn't cause internal injuries.