Rebirth King of Pit Climbing

() Is the graduation carnival happy? Everyone will say that it is happy, mellow wine, delicacies, beauties, concerts and fireworks. The graduation carnival scene is in a mess, and everyone sleeps together in a row. Fortunately, June,

Even the slightly cool morning dew is not cool enough. Yang Ling's head rests on the round pineapple's belly and sleeps soundly.

Early in the morning, the staff of Xinghua Building came to work early. Looking at the mess of the place, especially the two young masters were still inside, everyone was slight, afraid that they would wake them up.

At this moment, the neat footsteps came not far away, and the "dongdong" sounded so frustrating. The people from Xinghua Tower looked in horror as a group of soldiers were coming over not far away,

The bright armor and the shiny spear tips folded into the morning sun to create a terrifying light.

The army was far and near, and stopped at the entrance of Xinghua Building. Fortunately, it was just standing still and there was no action. It was not organized to clean the scene in Xinghua Building.

At this moment, the army separated, and Hao Ran who came out from behind was Old Man Shen. Old Man Shen was patrolling the scene with a pair of panda eyes. Finally, he found Yang Ling in the corner with a bald mouth, and walked to

In front of Yang Ling, he kicked Yang Ling with his toes.

"Stop making trouble!" Yang Ling waved his hand, turned over, found a more comfortable position to continue sleeping, and cursed, "This moon is so big, why don't you sleep, bastard!"

Old man Shen was so angry that he called one Buddha ascended to heaven and two Buddhas. He kicked Yang Ling on the butt with all his strength and said, "Stupid brat, it's been so late, I'm still sleeping, get up for me!"

"Oh, which mosquito bites me so much!" Yang Ling was shocked and turned up, touched his butt and shouted: "Yue Niang, come with the water of the cauliflower, the young master was bitten by the mosquito!"

Yang Ling rubbed his sleepy eyes and was about to lie down again. Old man Shen couldn't bear it anymore, so he pulled Yang Ling over and shouted at him, "I'm still sleeping! You guy is looking for a fight!"

Yang Ling opened his eyes slowly, and what caught his eye was Old Man Shen's angry blue face. Yang Ling suddenly lost all sleepiness and said with a sad face: "Old man, I have no grudge against you, why do you always like to disturb me to sleep? Three times

Oh, three times in total, but it’s only three things. Old man, please let me go!"

"Let you go?" Old Man Shen sneered: "Do you know that for your concert last night, the graduation ceremony, I didn't sleep all night, and you slept here with a sweet sleep."

"Don't say, your black-eyed bags are indeed quite serious. It is normal for older people to sleep lightly. In the future, don't find some girls to talk about their ideals all night, and by the way, come to Pingshenbao again, and you will be really good to her.

OK!" Yang Ling said with a smile.

In order to prove Yang Ling's wrong view, Old Man Shen suddenly yelled like a lion in heat: "Bastard! Look, I won't beat you, a slut to death!"

"Every time I can't tell others, I will touch you. Old man, pay attention to your demeanor. You are the number one we have since founded!" Yang Ling fled around, shouting while running.

"I would rather not be so kind today than beat you, a bastard!" Old man Shen was tired after chasing him and said breathing: "Boy, come here, otherwise I would definitely not beat you up."

Now.”

"If you have something to say, I personally oppose violence!" Yang Ling hugged his head and approached Old Man Shen carefully and said.

Accompanied by screams, Old Man Shen finally completed the inhumane beating Yang Ling. Old Man Shen breathed a sigh of relief and shouted to the servants of various families outside: "Take your young master back! Sleeping on the streets

, What a scheming thing!" After saying that, he waved to Yang Ling, who was grinning, and said, "You kid, come in with me!" After saying that, he entered Xinghua Building with his hands behind his back.

Yang Ling had no choice but to follow him in, but saw a group of soldiers rushing in, surrounding Yang Ling and Old Man Shen.

Yang Ling was so scared that he trembled and said, "Old man, why are you doing rebellion? So many soldiers followed you? I said you are really right. If you don't run away at this time, why do you come to me for? We have no worries.

Revenge."

"Bullshit, my family is deeply favored by the emperor. How could it do what you said?" The old man sat calmly and said: "They are all here to catch you!"

"Stop playing, my heart is not very good, don't scare me, I just organized a party, where everyone sang, danced, drank, and set off fireworks, which greatly enriched our current poverty-stricken jing

God's life is at most a bit disturbing the people, and just give a verbal complaint. If it really doesn't work, I will fine it. As for such a big battle to arrest me?" Yang Ling said with a sad face.

"I'll ask you, have you retired from the marriage with Yingxue?" asked Old Man Shen.

"Yes, you broke up peacefully, black and white, and the property was delivered very clearly. For such a thing, old man, you have brought so many people to arrest me? Old man, I tell you, you are taking revenge on the public!" Yang Ling shouted.

"Why break off the engagement?" Old Man Shen asked coldly: "It's just because he took a concubine?"

"How new, the breakup is of course because of the disagreement, or the housing prices are too high, or the mother-in-law doesn't like it. Of course, my reason is a comprehensive one. In general, it is because of the disagreement, which is not right.

,We don’t even have feelings, so why bother to get in?"

"A bastard, marriage emphasizes the words of the matchmaker from parents' orders, so how can you retreat at any time?"

"Madam Confucius agreed to break off the engagement, so the words of her parents do not exist." Yang Ling argued.

"I haven't agreed yet!"

"What's your business? You are not Kong Yingxue's parents. You old man is too concerned about it?"

"I am Yingxue's parents' parents. I said I don't agree, but my parents haven't agreed yet!"

"My parents have died long ago. There is still one month left, which is July and a half. I will ask you if you want it? But I guess you will be disappointed."

"I tell you, boy, this marriage is not easy to get rid of. If I have a husband here, you will have to get married, and if you don't have to get married, you will have to get married. If you really refuse, I will help you castrate and send it to the palace

Go and be a little yellow gate!" Old man Shen said with a domineering look on his face.

"This matter is easy to discuss, it's really easy to discuss! Let me think about it again!" Yang Ling's eyes tightened, and he hurriedly covered his crotch and said, "Okay, it's okay, it's not too late this day, you should find a girl as soon as possible.

Let’s talk about your ideals in life, and I’m almost scared by you.”

"Yeah!" Old man Shen seemed very satisfied with Yang Ling's attitude, nodded, waved his hand vigorously and said, "Take it away!"

A soldier immediately came up to hold Yang Ling, and Yang Ling struggled and shouted, "Old man, don't bully people too much. I promised you to think about it again, why are you still arresting me?"

"Because you are a little bitch!" Old man Shen said with a smile.

"Old man, don't you laugh like this? I feel irritated!" Yang Ling cried: "You can eat things randomly, but you can't talk nonsense. It will kill people. I was born under the red flag, grew up in the chun wind, and devoted myself to me.

The great rejuvenation of the Chinese nation has been striving forever. I can’t blame society if I remember it, and I can’t blame it if I’m sorry for my life. I’m simply a role model for young people. I have never worked as a spy job. It’s too difficult and I can’t challenge it.

”

"Then I'm here to ask you, what's the stuff you fryed out last night?"

"Fireworks, there is no atmosphere for the literary evening party!"

"how come?"

"Of course it won't fall from the sky, I did it myself."

"Boy, now, I won't tell the truth. Your thing is clearly the Thunderbolt Fire developed by the craftsmanship supervisor. It is a powerful weapon for me to defend the city. And according to the craftsmen, your thing is still powerful.

How big is it, you dare to say that you are not detailed?"

"It's really a sin that makes me feel bad. What does it mean to have a word for official? I've seen it today. This thing is not difficult at all. If you want to make some to play, I'll tell you the formula, it's nothing more than sulfur.

Saltpeter, charcoal, and materials are all good.”

"Then why is your fireworks more powerful than that?" asked Old Man Shen.

"No, the counterweight of each thing is different, and the power it releases is of course different. The purity and jing of the materials inside are also very important. Why did the old man say that you can let me go?"

"Hmph, I will give you two choices now. One is to join the craftsmanship supervisor and explain all the powerful weapons you know clearly. Then I will give you the official position of Chengyilang."

Before Old Man Shen finished speaking, Yang Ling hurriedly shouted: "I'll choose the second one. Old man, you're fooling me. I'll do nothing after I came out of the Imperial College. At the very least, I'll be Chengyilang. Don't think I don't know."

"Haha, you choose the second one, it's okay. The second one is, I'll castrate you now and send you to the palace as a small yellow gate." Old man Shen said with a pity.

"I said, old man, you are really, why do you like to say halfway through your words? You should talk about the third way!"

"It's gone, if you insist on taking the third path," Old Man Shen pondered: "It's just the first one. After the matter is done, I'll ask you for a reward and title, and see if the emperor can give you a marquis.

Dangdang.”

"Monkey? What kind of reward is this? Even if the emperor does not, I cannot deny the relationship between us humans and monkeys."

"You little brat, you talk so much, ask for a fight!" Old man Shen started to fight Yang Ling ruthlessly again.

"Agree, agree, agree!" Yang Ling shouted hurriedly, he could run away just now, but his arm is still being held.

"Is it enough to agree? I have to ask for a beating, is it cheap?"

"Old man, I tell you that you are forcing a good man to become a prostitute and will be punished." Yang Ling said resentfully.

Old man Shen looked at Yang Ling carefully and said, "Tell me why I forced a good man to become a prostitute?"

"I was forced to sell my body, but I was forced to sell my wisdom. Although it was a little different, the quality was the same."