Rebirth King of Pit Climbing
Chapter Nine Old and Young
The business was completed, Yang Ling thought about it and seemed that he was still a pauper. The jade pendant looked very valuable, but Yang Ling was reluctant to use it for money. This thing can be passed on to family. He has been doing this for half his life.
A waste, although someone else is still a waste, this waste has rich experience in moving bricks and wealth. It is a waste. Every man is guilty of being innocent.
"Sir, look, I'm injured. Can you please give me some more? Just treat it as my medical expenses. After all, I will definitely go to your house to provide guidance. I will give you any guidance fee if you say it.
"Yang Ling smiled while licking her face.
"Bah, no need, I will tell people to do this, and I won't be bothering you." The old man was about to kill the donkey before he could unload the mill, a human-shaped donkey.
"Why do you want to give me the dividend matter? It's just deducted at the end of the year, but I'm going to check the accounts." Yang Ling decided to change his approach.
"I never bring money!" the old man said proudly.
Without money? Yang Ling's pair of thief eyes looked at the old man with critical eyes.
The old man couldn't stand Yang Ling's vulgar eyes and said, "What are you looking at?"
"Old man, you shouldn't make mistakes that men often make, so you can't bring money with you." Yang Ling said thiefly.
"Nonsense, is I a man like that? Do you know what a husband is a wife? I am brave, how could I be afraid of a woman in the boudoir?" The old man blushed and hissed, waving his fists with hissing
The wind is born with tigers, the resolute expression, the firmness of language, and the powerful movements all show the cowardice in their hearts.
What kind of thing does your wife have to be forced into? No wonder you would have an affair. As a man, you should be kind to yourself. No one cares about it. Yang Ling has a deep feeling. Judging from his mother-in-law's appearance, his future wife is almost virtuous.
"I understand! I understand! Being a man is hard!" Yang Ling said affectionately, holding the old man's hand.
"Yes, being a man is hard!" The old man also held it hard, as if he was trying to use all his strength.
The two looked at each other speechlessly, "Boss?" Yang Ling's face twisted.
"What?" the old man said in a shocked look.
"You can let go of your hand. First, I don't want to be thought of as having any super friendly relationships. Second, I think my hand is about to break. Oh, it's broken!" Yang Ling shouted strangely.
"Hmph, you will destroy any atmosphere. Let me tell you, a little brat, if I don't keep a low profile on the street, I would like to post it all over the streets, without spending a penny, and I would give it to you nicknamed Fengliu Pioneer.
"The old man said stinkingly.
"Ah? It's really a disrespect! The old man is really stronger and stronger, he is scheming, he is cunning, he is still alive, he is still not dead. Another day, he will take me out for a walk, let me taste the taste of Farewell My Concubine?"
No matter whether the old man is saying true or not, you have to cooperate with others to enter the show. Life is like a play, like a dream, like lightning and illusion. Just look at the old man's pitiful appearance, just let's just put him in it, but Yang Ling still doesn't
Rest assured, "I really don't want money?"
"Absolutely don't have a penny!" the old man said affirmatively.
B medicine! Don’t tell me that you can still stand up now! You have to make a draft for bragging, I will check it out." Yang Ling kept aiming down.
The old man seemed a little embarrassed: "Of course you still have to bring that thing yourself."
Sure enough, I said that Farewell My Concubine was a common sales method used by brothels in the future. I didn’t have any money in the early stage and tricked you into joining the game. Then you were waiting to pull the list. At this time, the arrow was on the string, and it wouldn’t be enough if you didn’t come.
It's about men's dignity.
"Do you have any good looks? Let's hear it!"
"What are you asking about this? Wow, do you want to be my brother-in-law in a brothel with me? Let me tell you, this is absolutely not OK, I also want to be on an equal footing with me, and dream less, bah!" The old man was a little incoherent.
"What's the thing?" Yang Ling was stunned. The old man's imagination reached the sky: "Actually, I want you to tell me that I can avoid these when I go there in the future. Judging from your taste so strong, I have no interest."
"I still want to sleep in the willows? Humph!" the old man chuckled.
"Do you agree or object?"
"Oppose! One hundred and twenty opposes. If you dare to do this, I will...I will...just..."
"Just, you're not a stutter?"
"I will punish you on behalf of Yingxue!"
Wait, this line seems to be very familiar. By the way, it’s like this. Put the right finger on the V shape on the forehead, put the left hand on the hip, and spread the legs apart. Oh yeah!
"What are you doing?" the old man asked in confusion.
"I punish you on behalf of the moon!" Yang Ling swayed his hand and pointed at the old man and said, "Saorui, I was excited for a moment, I couldn't help myself. Look at my style, this is authentic, you are purely a mountain village.
goods."
"If you destroy the atmosphere, do you believe it or not?" the old man glared at him.
"Speak well and fight and kill every time. It is not in line with my usual image. I will say ok first. If you hit someone in the face, it will hurt your self-esteem."
"I didn't expect you to have something you are afraid of. Don't worry, I will keep staring at you. If you do something sorry for Yingxue, I will definitely make you worse than death."
"Don't worry, sister, okay, I'll tell me what's your relationship with my future wife?"
"You're so cute." The old man learned and sold it.
"Oh no, see how this old man protects his future wife's appearance. Will the real dad of his future wife be this old man? In this way, my cheap father-in-law's hat is not just green and hairy, but it's moldy. Do I want it
Calling this old man "Father-in-law"? I'm so lost when discussing shopping in brothels with my father-in-law! I feel like I think about it!" Yang Ling thought to himself.
"Oh, boy!" The old man poked Yang Ling.
"what!"
"Don't you think you should do one thing?"
"Oh, if you don't say it, I almost forgot, I should continue to sleep." Yang Ling acted as if to go to the bed.
"You are a pig, you can only eat or sleep?" the old man glared.
"Do you think I think, do you see, I'm covered in injuries now, I'm all over. I asked my mother-in-law to ask someone to beat me. I'm so miserable. I guess I'll have no lunch today. I'll sleep and wait for the evening to take advantage of my father-in-law's meal.
Woolen cloth!"
"Then you won't make it yourself? The grilled fish in the morning is very good. I strongly recommend that you make it again. Remember to serve it two more."
"Old man, please spare me. I'm still young and don't want to die so soon."
"What are you doing? Hurry up, go and do it now, otherwise you won't expect to get a penny if you pay for your dividend."
"Okay, I really convinced you. Old man, I'll ask you, do you know how the hunter died?"
"How did you die?"
"I was killed by a fox, but an old fox."
"So, no matter how smart you hunter is, you can't beat my old fox! Go!"
"Go to the hair, I don't know where the kitchen door is opened."
"Let's go, I'll take you there, I'm going to watch you do it."
"Wow, old man, you are so shameless. Do you want to steal the sect?"
"Do you know what a gentleman is to stay away from the kitchen? I just want to engrave the word "gentleman" on my face. I am staring at you. What if you have any evil intentions to poison me? I have such a big storm in my life.
Haven't experienced it? I don't want to capsize in your small river."
The two of them went to the kitchen quarreled all the way. When the people on the road saw the old and the young, they looked respectful and did not even dare to breathe. This made Yang Ling proud: "Old man, did you see it? You got involved today.
I am the son-in-law of the Confucius Mansion. Look at how well-trained the person is now."
"Hey, you guys, don't have any burden of thought. Look boldly. Although I am your son-in-law, you don't need to do this. I'm very approachable! Hello friends over there! I can't see your hands!"
Yang Ling waved his hand all the way.
"Do you want to sign? I want to criticize you. Don't be blind in chasing stars. Oh, don't run away. I haven't signed you yet!"
"Young man is good. Are there any difficulties in your daily work? Shake your head? You have to go to difficulties. If you don't have difficulties, you have to go to difficulties. If you have, don't hold it in, report to the organization in time and trust the organization!"
"Hey, what about you? Why are you running? Did you get more rewards today and still run away? Spit it out for me!"
"You, you, you! You are talking about you. Don't think that if you lower your head, I won't recognize you anymore. I recognize you. Today I will be beaten up by you. I tell you, I'm not afraid anymore.
You, it’s just that I have to see blood when I take action, don’t fall into my hands next time!”
...
"Who are you a broom star?" the old man frowned.
"How do you say this?"
"You don't even stop walking, and you have to make things messy. If you itchy, I don't mind helping you!"
The two of them came to the kitchen. When the people in the kitchen saw the old and the young, the originally lively kitchen was so quiet that there was only the "crackling" sound of firewood in the stove.
"Don't move! Attack the inspection! Everyone, men, left and right, raised their hands behind their heads, and then went out one by one!" Yang Ling shouted.
All the servants looked at each other and looked at the old man. The old man looked calm and waved his hand. Everyone immediately put down their work and left the kitchen one after another.
"Old man, you have a great face. I'm not as useful as waving your hand during the day."
"That's right, don't you see who I am?"
"I said the kitchen is too shady. My grass, should this pot be so big? Why does this shape look like an incense burner at the entrance of the temple?"
"I don't learn and have no skills, this is a pot, and it cannot be used by non-officials."
"This is too exaggerated, you can put it in and cook it."
"I don't know, this is called Zhongming Ding Food!"
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