Rebirth King of Pit Climbing

() With a loud and loud voice, "The emperor and the prince come to the court, and all the officials kneel down!" All the officials knelt on the ground. Although Yang Ling couldn't see what the emperor and the prince looked like, he had to kneel down and then kneel down.

He finished his mouth and shouted: "Long live my emperor! His Highness, the Crown Prince, thousands of years!"

The boredom of the next process can no longer be described. Anyway, Yang Ling couldn't see what happened in Zichen Palace. He originally wanted to count the ants to play with, but he lowered his head and searched for him for a long time without even ants.

Perhaps the story of the ministers was over. This time the emperor began to summon the envoys of the vassal state, first the dwarfs of Fusang, then the Goryeo, and then Dali, wearing their own national costumes, making them look like golden pheasants.

These above are all vassal states. Their emperor can only be called the king of the country in front of the Emperor of Cheng Dynasty. These envoys all had to kneel down and worship. The finale was the envoy of the Liao Kingdom, or the middle-aged man yesterday.

He was so arrogant that he was holding the fur-hanged stick in his hand, and his arrogant look made Yang Ling very annoyed.

The Liao envoy walked slowly along the Imperial Road, walking without any rushing or slowing down. He really thought this was the red carpet of the film festival. Yang Ling was unhappy and looked left and right, and finally saw Dai Zhuji's hand on the right.

There was a string of Buddhist beads, which Yang Ling snatched without thinking. When Master Dai realized that, the Buddhist beads had been snatched by Yang Ling. He wanted to scold him, but then he thought of the great congratulations on the first day of the Lunar New Year.

The loss of etiquette is a great thing, so I had to hold back and use my resentful eyes to protest silently to Yang Ling.

Yang Ling did not care about Master Dai's little resentment, so he spread the Buddhist beads, took out his ability to play marbles when he was a child, stuck out his tongue, and gently popped out one. Fortunately, his skills are still there, and the Buddhist beads are not biased.

The land fell exactly where the Liao envoy was about to pass.

Sure enough, the envoy of Liao Kingdom stepped on his feet and mixed garlic, but it was a nation on the horse's back. He used the stick as a support to stabilize the center of gravity, and then shook his hair around the ground.

Yang Ling was so angry. He took out ten percent of his skills and popped up several Buddhist beads in succession. It was finally the turn of the Liao envoy to be calm. The envoy's demeanor could not be lost. He could not look at his feet, but if he didn't look at his feet, he would do it.

If it is not good, you will fall a big fall and be even more embarrassing.

Just as the Liao envoy was worried about gains and losses, Yang Ling seized the opportunity and shot out the Buddhist beads in his hand again. The Liao envoy finally couldn't hold back his center of gravity and threw himself to the ground with a move of "wild dog grabbing food".

Everyone was silent at first, and then burst into laughter. Even the emperor inside was alarmed. The emperor specially sent a personal bodyguard to express his condolences. The general meaning was that you know that you Liao Kingdom admired our dynasty and you don't have to be outside.

Just kneeling down to our emperor, I seemed a little too anxious.

The envoy of the Liao Kingdom endured the pain and argued in extremely fluent Chinese: "The ministers did not kneel down to worship the lord of your country, but thought of not being able to congratulate my emperor on the New Year. He was mournful in his heart and couldn't help but worship my emperor from afar.

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These words are reasonable and concise. As a diplomat, it is still very good to say them, neither humble nor arrogant. The worst thing is that he made the Emperor of Cheng Dynasty the king, which means that Cheng Dynasty was a vassal state of the Liao Kingdom.

How could these arrogant officials endure it? The crowd was excited and asked the Liao envoy to apologize for this wrong remark.

Yang Ling looked at these officials and was indeed very weak in his mouth. On the one hand, he had to show his loyalty and patriotism, and on the other hand, he could not over-annoy the Liao people. Otherwise, if there was a diplomatic dispute, he might be beaten by himself.

Black pot.

Soon, a person came out of Zichen Hall again. First, he corrected the mistakes of the envoy of the Liao Kingdom just now. For the envoy of the Liao Kingdom who had studied the classics of the saints, the Heavenly Kingdom naturally did not pursue the pursuit of the tolerant heart. Second,

It is the two countries of Chengliao, who are brothers of each other. The Emperor of Cheng Dynasty expressed his great understanding of the envoy's feelings of missing his emperor. He believed that all envoys of Liao Kingdom should enter the hall to pay their respects to the north first. If you kneel down when you see Zichen Hall, you can

Don't think you are thinking of the emperor in this dynasty. Of course, we will not kneel down in the future. We will notify you of the emperor in official documents, saying that your envoy has no emperor of his own in his heart.

Such a reasonable and shameless verbal trick, Yang Ling could think of this ass Old Man Shen’s masterpiece. Yang Ling lamented in her heart, and compared with Old Man Shen, she was indeed full of prosperity. It seems that she will be in this life.

It is difficult to surpass Old Man Shen in terms of shamelessness.

The envoy of the Liao Kingdom finally realized that he was gathering the most shameless people in the world. It was obviously not a wise decision to play with neither humble nor arrogant. His face turned blue and red. Finally, he gritted his teeth and decided not to continue talking here and continue to go to the terrified and fearful.

Go ahead.

The Buddhist beads in Yang Ling's hand were thrown away by himself, but he didn't have enough fun, so he looked at the side of the master Dai. When Dai saw Yang Ling looking at him again, he quickly spread his hands and said that he had no Buddhist beads on his hand.

Something happened, but then he gestured to the guard's knife with his eyes.

Dai Zhu thought that Yang Ling was a little bit erotic and wanted Yang Ling to use a knife to cut, but his expression seemed to be a little problem, his eyes were full of anger and unwillingness, which scared Yang Ling. This is indeed a talent, it's really a bit

The demeanor of the Lord humiliating the minister to die made Yang Ling feel very good about Dai Zhuji. He thought that he would recommend such talents in front of Kong Xingxue when he had time. Thinking about letting this person go on a mission in the future, and then he had a disagreement.

It feels like he drew his sword to face him and was chopped into meat sauce. It feels like he thinks of it. Since he has such a love affair, it is unreasonable, so Yang Ling nodded slightly, expressing his approval of the one Dai Zhu remembers.

idea.

When Master Dai nodded when he saw Yang Ling, he was overjoyed. Everyone was wearing green robes. Judging from Yang Ling's appearance, there was a high chance of becoming a high-ranking official in the future. The official positions above were all ones and one pit, so Master Dai was also very ambitious.

If a person with political ambition takes this opportunity to provoke Yang Ling to do some irrational behavior, wouldn’t he have eliminated a big opponent for himself in the future? Dai Zhuji’s eyes lit up, his face was full of joy,

Nodded with a smile.

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The two of them looked back and forth with their eyes, and they talked to each other. In the end, they didn't understand what they meant. They could only watch the Liao envoy step into the Zichen Hall. The two of them were angry because they did not achieve their goals.

Look at each other and turn your head away.

The envoy of the Liao Kingdom finally finished the short imperial road in fear. As soon as he entered the door, he tightened the stick in his hand. He remembered that he was representing the Emperor of Liao Kingdom. He first saluted the Emperor Chengchao and said something no.

Nutritional nonsense, I immediately questioned it, of course it is not tactful, "Dear Emperor Chengchao, I have just walked all the way, and the imperial road is full of various Buddhist beads, scattered all over the ground. Is your country very poor now

, Can't even afford to invite a person to sweep? If you can't afford to invite, my country is willing to send some servants to His Majesty the Emperor. Another thing is that Buddhist beads are very sacred in the country of all the messengers we present.

Haven’t your country always claimed to be a country of etiquette? This is not kind." These words, soft and steel, first aroused the anger of Cheng Chao, and successfully used religious beliefs to arouse the dissatisfaction of the envoys.

When the Liao envoy first entered the door, Juhuaguan, who was sitting in the prince's position, had just smoothed the smile on his face. In this Zichen Palace, it is probably only him and Old Man Shen could guess that what happened just now was Yang Ling's move, and for him

This sworn brother, Juhuaguan, believes that no one can compare to Yang Ling's in terms of unreliable work and love to make trouble.

We have been together for half a year. Yang Ling's shameless jing spirit, Juhua Guan thought he had also understood a little. Old man Shen was just about to come forward to refute the envoy of Liao Kingdom for his big boss, but he saw his little boss looking casual.

He was moving, and as he was so mature, he quietly retracted his feet, which was a great opportunity to show his little boss's face.

Sure enough, Juhuaguan opened his mouth and said, "Absurd! Our dynasty is rich in all over the world. Who doesn't want to receive the gift of our dynasty? Dear messengers, are you right?"

The envoys from all countries looked at each other. The prince had met several times a year, and he was always silent. Unexpectedly, he could only speak once today, and such a big problem came up. Do you think he didn't want to get the gift of the year?

?After saying that it is a big reward. Although it is nominally rewarded to the subjects of the vassal state, they were all in the end. They dared to give up on this face for the sake of this face. I would say it is not rare. Don’t talk about face when I return to my country.

, there is no more inside.

Dear messengers, don't say a word, don't say yes, don't say no, Juhuaguan just smiled like this, as if there was no hurry at all, just wait for them to say something. The emperor looked at Juhuaguan with satisfaction.

I smiled, so I just closed my eyes and slept. Everyone in Zichen Hall was full of ministers. The nerd couldn't do this position. When I saw the emperor pressing his eyes, it seemed that he didn't care about his own affairs. Then I looked at the chrysanthemum gate.

Looking at the two super big guys' calm appearance, they all understood that this was intentional to let the prince show his face and make him famous, so everyone sensible and did not say a word.

The atmosphere was a little silent for a moment. On the jade steps, the emperor pressed his eyes and Chrysanthemum Guan looked smiling, indicating that he was very patient to know the answer to this question. The messengers of the small countries were uncomfortable seeing it, and they nodded reluctantly in agreement.

, the gifts of the year are still the same.

Only the envoy of Liao Kingdom, who saw it from beginning to end, never spoke. Juhua Guan smiled and said, "It seems that your country doesn't look down on this little Annual monies. Since this is how it will be cancelled this year, okay?

Cheng Liao and Liao are brotherly countries. If your country has such an attitude, wouldn’t it look down on your country? How could our country do this that hinders the relationship between the two countries?”

"Does your country want to go back on its word? Are you not afraid of being laughed at by other countries?" asked the envoy of the Liao Kingdom.

"Otherwise! Our dynasty just doesn't want to destroy the relationship between the two countries," Juhuaguan also said seriously: "Then, do you want it or not?"

The envoy of the Liao Kingdom was once again uneasy and had to nod reluctantly.

Juhuaguan knows the principle of stopping when he sees good things. He can't do the things that drive the dog into the poor alley. Juhuaguan no longer bothers about this matter, and said, "The civil and military officials in the court are all reading the books of sages." He added in his heart.

In a word: "Except one person."

Juhuaguan continued: "I don't say that the strange powers and gods are chaotic, and the affairs of gods and Buddhas are not believed by the civil and military ministers. I don't think anyone will wear Buddhist beads. There are people who sweep the imperial road every day, regardless of wind or rain. Since it is not from our court.

As people fall, I believe…” Juhuaguan no longer said anything, but just kept looking at the messengers of the Buddhist countries.

The messengers lamented in their hearts, "What medicine did the prince take wrong? He didn't say anything sharply, but he had to hit us. We just came to eat and drink for free, and then left for nothing, as for that!

No one can afford to offend the reputation, but we have to do it in small countries like us. And there is a Liao Kingdom mixed in between. Cheng Dynasty, no one can afford to offend the Liao Kingdom anyway.