Rebirth: My Boss Is Too Humble

"Chuck~!" Ye Yihui slowly came to his senses following the sound of the soda bottle cap being opened, and he was finally convinced that he was really reborn!

Rebirth returns to 22 years ago - 1998!

At this time, the five people sitting in front of Ye Yihui were Ye Yihui's roommates in the university dormitory and his classmates!

"What's the matter? Are you still thinking about the military parade in the morning?" Seeing Ye Yihui's complicated face, Zhang Haiyang, the head of the dormitory, couldn't help but smile, and comforted him, "It's all over, so don't worry too much about it." !"

The roommate Hou Mingtao on the side laughed and said, "That's right! Huizi, isn't it just a one-thousand-word review! When I was in high school, I probably wrote more than a hundred thousand words! That's not a problem! Haha~"

"Yeah yeah! Come on, drink soda! Celebrate the end of the bloody training month! Cheers!"

"This damn Qiuhu, I'm so hot! Do it!"

"Do it!" Called by his roommates, Ye Yihui picked up a cold soda bottle.

"Bang!" The six soda bottles collided together, making a crisp crashing sound, and then the six people drank more than half of a bottle of soda with their heads raised!

As the cold soda entered his throat, Ye Yihui's spirit shook, and he couldn't help but recall what happened when he was just reborn this morning!

Compared with the later military training of college students, which was only half a month of cutscenes, the military training of college students in the 1990s required a whole month of practice, and it was a little sadder. For example, Di Da and Mo Dan even had military training for a whole year. experience!

Just this morning, after a month of military training, the new Shanghai Jiaotong University freshmen finally ushered in the military parade!

Coincidentally, when Ye Yihui's class was about to pass the summit, Ye Yihui suddenly reborn back to himself!

So, in the next second, when all the students were shouting slogans, Ye Yihui, who hadn't turned around, subconsciously shouted out the socialist core values ​​for future generations!

"Prosperity and democracy! Civilization and harmony! Freedom and equality! Justice and the rule of law..."

As soon as this loud and abrupt slogan came out, the whole class was taken aback for a moment, and then they all couldn't help but burst out laughing on the spot, and a good military parade collapsed just like that.

In the end, Ye Yihui was severely reprimanded by the head teacher and ordered him to write a 1,000-word self-criticism, which he had to read aloud to all the students at the class meeting tonight and apologize!

After all, because of such a coquettish operation of his, the class completely missed the military training evaluation!

Ye Yihui couldn't help but feel a pain in the ass when he thought that he had to write a 1,000-word self-criticism and had to conduct a self-criticism in front of the whole class at night!

This shit! When others are reborn, they either directly become the champion of the college entrance examination, or buy lottery tickets to become a multi-millionaire. How come it is my turn to be the first to come to a thousand-word self-criticism?

This is the wrong way to open it!

"Come on, bosses, the crayfish are here! Be careful of being hot!" At this moment, a warm greeting sounded from behind, Ye Yihui turned his head and saw a tall and thick man holding a bag full of A large pot of steaming red crayfish came over and placed it in the center of the table, "Five catties of spicy crayfish, bosses, take it easy!"

Many people in later generations think that Chinese people love to eat crayfish after the 21st century, but in fact, as early as the 1980s and 1990s, eating crayfish has become popular in many provinces in China, especially in Hubei province. And Guangdong Province has already started artificial breeding.

With the great development of the coast, a large number of migrant workers from Hubei Province and other places have poured into Shanghai, and naturally brought the delicacy of crayfish, which has become a rare delicacy in coastal areas.

"Haha! Thank you boss! You can finally eat!"

"Come here! Huizi, stop thinking about those messy things, eat crayfish first!"

"That's right! Eating canteen every day for a month has almost made my mouth fade! Today I must eat meat!"

Several roommates immediately greeted each other, then picked up the crayfish in the basin, skillfully peeled off the shell, threw it into the mouth, chewed it twice, swallowed it, and took another sip of soda.

Well~~ This is the feel! Double cool!

Ye Yihui also caught a crayfish from the basin.

Hiss~ hot!

Ye Yihui immediately threw the crayfish into his plate, and blew on his burning fingers: "Oh my god! Even dead things are bullying me!"

"Haha!" Seeing Ye Yihui's depressed look, several roommates couldn't help laughing!

"Boss! Another six bottles of soda!" At this moment, seeing that everyone had almost drunk their sodas, roommate Hou Mingtao immediately greeted the boss.

"Okay! Would you like some Coca-Cola?" The boss who was busy serving the guests responded and asked.

"Don't don't!" Liu Haojie, a local snake born in Shanghai, immediately said, "You boss is so bad! You know that we poor students have no money, but you still want to trick us into drinking Coca-Cola!"

Another roommate also shared the same hatred: "That's right! A bottle of Coca-Cola costs two yuan! Six bottles cost twelve yuan. With this money, I can order two catties of crayfish! The remaining two yuan can still be used. Buy seven bottles of Shepherd!"

Xuefeili is a local soda brand in Shanghai.

In 1998, the crayfish in Shanghai cost 5 yuan a catty, and the local soft drink Xuefei Li cost 30 cents a bottle, while Coca-Cola, which has already demonstrated a monopoly in China, cost 2 yuan a bottle!

Hearing this, the boss immediately retorted: "What seven bottles? Don't bully me for not being educated! I still know it counts! Shepherd soda costs 30 cents a bottle! Seven bottles cost two yuan!"

When Hou Mingtao heard this, he immediately said: "Boss, you are wrong! We have bought so much, anyway, we can be considered your big customers, and you can't erase a fraction of it for me! You must learn to flow slowly, you know? ?”

The boss is also a bold person. When he heard this, he laughed at the time: "Hahaha! That's great! Do you want six bottles or seven bottles?"

"Of course it's six bottles!" Liu Haojie said very vigilantly, "Why do the six of us buy seven bottles! Boss, don't try to fool us into spending more money!"

"Just buy seven bottles!" At this moment, Ye Yihui said with a smile, "Everyone can share the remaining bottle. If you don't drink it, you can take it away and keep it for drinking slowly. Anyway, sooner or later I want to buy soft drinks! It’s money to save a dime!”

"Huizi is right! Anyway, if you want to drink soda every day, then buy seven bottles!"

So, seven bottles of soda were served on the table, and the six people in the dormitory were immersed in drinking soda and eating lobster, so happy!

Of course, in the end, the seventh bottle of soda was not left behind, and they were all drunk!

After drinking the soda and taking a few mouthfuls of the side dishes such as cucumbers in the lobster, Zhang Haiyang, the head of the dormitory who is in charge of the dormitory's finances, paid the bill, and then the six of them returned to the school not far away.

On the way back, Zhang Haiyang noticed that Ye Yihui had been frowning slightly, lowering his head as if thinking about something: "Huizi, what's wrong? Thinking about writing a review?"

"It's just a self-criticism, so there's nothing to worry about," another roommate, Liu Haojie, said with a smile, "Just ask the monkey to help! Anyway, he's already an old hand, and it's easy to write something like this!"

"That's right!" The other roommates laughed too!

"It's okay, I'm not worried about the review." Ye Yihui smiled.

What are you kidding, as a reborn person, you can still be stumped by the self-criticism?

What's more, you let a reborn person write a self-criticism? ? I'm afraid you didn't wake up!

It is impossible to write a review, and it is impossible to write a review in this life!

In fact, what Ye Yihui is thinking about is his own plans for the future!

In his previous life, he gave up the favorable treatment of a senior director of the Asian region of a Fortune 500 company, went overseas to start a business, and managed an Internet technology company to the point where the annual revenue exceeded one billion. It was about to go public. A man from the United States The paper information security ban brought him to the brink of bankruptcy!

After living a new life, I have more than 20 years of foresight, so I have to show the United States a little color!

Of course, if you want to engage in technology, you must first have money!

A lot of money is needed!

Um! No blowing no black! Let's start with a small goal!

"Ding!"

Just when Ye Yihui was thinking about whether to set a small goal of 100 million for himself, a clear reminder suddenly sounded in his ear!

"The Regal Road auxiliary system has been activated!"

Um?