Rebirth: My childhood girlfriend is cute

In his previous life, Guo Xiaojiang got married three years after graduating from college. The marriage partner was a blind date introduced by his family.

During his college years, Guo Xiaojiang also briefly had two relationships, but they both ended in failure.

In both of these relationships, the woman chose to give up on her own initiative, so Ye Nan always felt that Lao Guo's relationship path was not smooth, just like herself.

The key point is that Ye Nan feels that Lao Guo is not good at love. You can get a clue from the way he pursues Deng Lin.

This guy's weird brain circuit is always prone to do some weird things in love, which the other party can't understand, let alone accept.

It's not right to say that it's because of his young age, because Ye Nan clearly remembers that in his previous life, when he was in college, this guy once made a small rocket by himself, took his girlfriend to climb a mountain in the early morning, and let it fly on the top of the mountain.

A small rocket hit the ground and exploded, causing a small fire.

Then he was reported by tourists on the mountain, and a group of rangers searched for him all over the mountain. To avoid the rangers, he hid with his girlfriend in the women's restroom for more than two hours.

The key point was that the flushing system of the toilet was broken, and a large pool of indescribable oli was left in the pit to accompany them quietly for two hours. When they came out of the toilet, they all stunk.

As a result, the girl broke up with him after that date.

Later, Lao Guo took Ye Nan to drink and cried loudly on the wine table. The feeling of sadness and heartache made everyone around him look askance.

But after crying once, the guy quickly thought about it. He told Ye Nan that he felt that the girl couldn't understand his romance, not that his own romance had gone astray.

The plot of Lao Guo's other relationship was similar. After the final breakup, Lao Guo still cried with great sadness, and then he would eat and drink the next day, just like a normal person.

That's why Ye Nan was particularly worried about Lao Guo this time.

He found Lao Guo at the entrance of a small supermarket outside the guardrail on the west side of the school. When Ye Nan came, Lao Guo had already thrown five empty Coke cans at his feet, and he himself was sitting with his back stretched out.

On the ground, gauze was still tied on his head.

"So you're planning to get yourself drunk with Coke?" Ye Nan looked at this tough guy in amusement.

"I actually want to drink, but I'm afraid my dad will beat me to death..." Lao Guo raised his head, held up a can of Coke and handed it to Ye Nan, "Want a can?"

Ye Nan took it easily, pulled the tab and sat next to Lao Guo, and drank a big gulp.

"Did you run away from the hospital?" Ye Nan turned his head and looked at Lao Guo.

"yes."

"Aren't you afraid that your father will beat you to death?"

"Don't be afraid," Lao Guo pointed to the top of his head, "I haven't recovered from my concussion yet."

These words were reasonable and well-founded, and Ye Nan felt a little relieved after hearing them.

"Brother Nan, do you think I am too special to be like this?" Lao Guo sighed.

"Two, especially two, two is too much, two is too much," Ye Nan shook the Coke can, "Isn't it just a breakup? Look at how bad you are, we big men can defeat this.

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"Come on, Brother Nan," Lao Guo plopped open another can of Coke, put it to his mouth and took a big sip, then muttered, "It's not considered a breakup until we separate after we're together... I'm not thinking..."

"I think you should drink less," Ye Nan frowned, "Drinking too much cola is more harmful than alcohol."

"Don't lie to me. What harm can Coke do? Do you know the full name of Coke?" Lao Guo laughed.

"What's the full name? Coca-Cola? Pepsi-Cola?" Ye Nan was a little confused.

"No, it's cute and happy. What a warm name. What evil intentions can there be in Coke? Gudu Gudu..." Lao Guo raised his neck and continued to drink.

"Drinking too much Coke can lead to osteoporosis, loose teeth, obesity, sperm killing, and infertility." Ye Nan said expressionlessly.

"Boss! Return all the remaining Coke to me!" Lao Guo shouted behind him.

A middle-aged female boss, about 50 years old, walked out of the store and shouted when she saw the scene in front of her:

"Blessed! You baby, you drink soda as boiled water! Be careful and you may develop kidney stones!"

"Did you hear that you can get kidney stones from drinking?" Ye Nan shrugged.

"Return it, return it, and exchange it for something else..." Lao Guo shook his head, "Exchange it for beer, and I want a box!"

"Your uncle! Instead of drinking Coke, you drink beer?" Ye Nan cursed angrily and smiled at the boss lady, "Boss boss, ignore this idiot and just grab some snacks."

"What snacks do you want?" The landlady nodded.

"What kind of snacks do you want?" Ye Nan bumped Lao Guo with her shoulder.

"For snacks, bring me a can of Himalaya!" Lao Guo thought for a while and shouted.

"What Himalaya? I don't have it in the store..." The proprietress was a little confused and turned to look at Ye Nan, "Brother, isn't your friend poisoned by Coca-Cola?"

"I don't know anything about the Himalayas," Ye Nan was also a little dumbfounded.

"There's no Himalayas?" Lao Guo scratched his head, "That's Everest?"

"There's no Everest either..." The landlady's eyes widened. Suddenly her eyes lit up and she shouted, "Do you want to talk about the Alps?"

Lao Guo suddenly said, "Yes, it's the Alps. I want to eat sweets."

Soon, the landlady came out with a small can of Alpine candy and handed it to Lao Guo. Lao Guo immediately took out one, tore open the package and stuffed it into his mouth, and then big tears rolled down his face.

"What the hell, why are you crying after eating sweets?" Ye Nan was shocked.

Lao Guo choked up while crying, "I just feel miserable and want to eat a candy, but why do I feel more miserable when I eat candy?"

"Maybe it's because your heart is bitter and your mouth is sweet... Look at it, brother, for Deng Lin, you are this candy. You are good, but you can't get into her heart." Ye.

Nan sighed.

"I know..." Lao Guo's eyes were filled with tears, "I also understand what she said, and I also feel that she and I are not suitable for each other. But why do I know everything and understand everything, but in my heart I still feel

It’s so uncomfortable…”

"I think I really like her... I quietly picked up the names of our children. I also thought that I would prepare a surprise gift for her on her birthday next month. I have many more

There are a lot of things that haven’t been done, why is this happening all of a sudden!”

"Life is such a mess," Ye Nan sighed deeply and patted Lao Guo's shoulder gently, "The long-term pain is worse than the short-term pain. Since it's not suitable, we should separate as soon as possible to avoid hurting each other."

"No..." Lao Guo swallowed sadly, "I just regret why I gave that man artificial respiration for her. Brother Nan, you said that if I find a girlfriend again in the future and I kiss my girlfriend,

Is it equivalent to the man and her kissing indirectly?"

"...Ah???" Ye Nan was stunned,

Although I was shocked that this guy's strange brain circuit would actually think about such a problem at this time,

But I have to admit that from a certain perspective, Lao Guo’s idea seems to be right???