Rebirth: My childhood girlfriend is cute

Ye Nan didn't expect that Guo Xiaojiang would fall in love with Deng Lin, but Ye Nan didn't take it too seriously.

That's how adolescent boys are. They like pretty girls when they see them. This kind of thing is not surprising at all.

If Jiang Lingxue saw people with her true face today, maybe Lao Guo would drool and say to himself again,

Ah, Brother Nan, I have fallen in love with your cousin. From now on, we will go our separate ways. I will call you Brother Nan, and you will call me cousin-in-law...

All in all, as long as Guo Xiaojiang sees the next beautiful girl, he will naturally fall in love with her.

About an hour later, the two cars drove into the vicinity of Jiangyi County, where Tanming Canyon is located. Various advertisements about Tanming Canyon can also be seen on the signs on both sides of the national highway.

In addition, there are a lot of cars on this road. Today is the day before the Mid-Autumn Festival, and there are a lot of people traveling. When the group of people drove to the entrance of the canyon, the cars were almost lined up in a long queue, and even the parking lot was filled.

Not going.

In the car, Guo Xiaojiang blushed and kept sticking his head out of the window to look around. He seemed quite excited and would shiver from time to time.

"Lao Guo, what are you doing again?" Ye Nan couldn't help but ask.

"Brother Nan...you have a long neck, please help me see how many cars are lined up in front of you?" Guo Xiaojiang said tremblingly.

"Whose neck is so long? I have long legs, okay..." Ye Nan suddenly became unhappy. His brother was talking too much!

"I don't care what's on your body, but please help me take a look... please!" Guo Xiaojiangkou shouted without hesitation.

The two girls sitting in front were stunned for a moment when they heard this, and immediately blush appeared on their faces.

Ye Nan glared at Guo Xiaojiang speechlessly, then rolled down the car glass and leaned out to look forward.

"My guess is that I can't get into the parking lot within half an hour. Isn't this too hot?"

"Hey, you... I'll be dead in half an hour... I want to get off the car..." Guo Xiaojiang shouted with a red face.

"Why are you so poor and so poor?"

"I drank too much water when I came out... Come down with me, Brother Nan!" Guo Xiaojiang said to Ye Nan in a low voice.

"A lazy ass rubs his body and urinates a lot... let's go."

Then, amid the laughter of the two girls, Ye Nan accompanied Guo Xiaojiang out of the car.

However, there were people everywhere, and it was impossible to find a toilet for a while, so Ye Nan pointed to the bushes on the roadside and asked Lao Guo to go in and solve the problem.

"Brother... the bushes are only up to my butt, and you let me go in to pee? Then won't everyone else see me?"

"You have a lot of problems, but you don't know how to squat down to pee!"

"I'm a man... squatting down to pee... it's so embarrassing!" Guo Xiaojiang said coquettishly.

"Okay, then we'll keep looking, as long as you can hold it in." Ye Nan sneered.

"Damn it... I'm going to risk it all!" Guo Xiaojiang gritted his teeth, picked up his pants and walked into the bushes.

Guo Xiaojiang went in to pee, and Ye Nan had nothing to do, so he simply started drawing prizes using the number of draws he got from Su Muyao last night.

Ye Nan directly chose eight draws in a row.

Immediately, a series of system prompts sounded,

[Ding! Congratulations to the host for extracting the special skill "Level 3 Chinese". 】

[Ding! Congratulations to the host for extracting the special skill "Level 4 Mathematics". 】

[Ding! Congratulations to the host for extracting the special skill "Level 3 Creature". 】

[Ding! Congratulations to the host for extracting the special skill "Level 3 Painting". 】

[Ding! Congratulations to the host for extracting the special skill "Level 2 Music". 】

[Ding! Congratulations to the host for drawing a fund reward x500 yuan, please choose the currency form! You can choose cash, virtual currency, or equivalent foreign currency. 】

[Ding! Congratulations to the host for extracting the one-time consumption skill "White Lie", which can be used on one or more people. The lie must be consistent with common sense. If the lie is not exposed, the other party will always believe it, and if the lie is exposed, the lie will be deceived.

The person will not generate any hostility.]

[Ding! Congratulations to the host for extracting the special skill "Level 5 Dog Beating Stick Technique". You have mastered the Dog Beating Stick Technique, and your martial arts has improved rapidly. 】

Colorful beams of light continued to pour into Ye Nan's body, and a huge amount of information suddenly poured into Ye Nan's brain. In just a few seconds, Ye Nan's Chinese, mathematics, and biology skills were greatly improved.

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In addition, Ye Nan gained a new understanding of painting and music skills. These two skills not only improved his knowledge of painting and singing, but also the corresponding knowledge of related subjects.

However, these are not the biggest gains. There are two biggest gains from this lottery.

The first one is the one-time skill "White Lie". If it complies with common sense, you can lie to anyone and be believed by the other party. The effect of this skill is very terrifying.

To put it simply, if a couple lost their child eighteen years ago, as long as Ye Nan told them that he was their long-lost child, the other party would definitely believe it.

Unless they do DNA on a whim one day.

The second one is the special skill "Level 5 Dog Fighting Stick Technique". This skill completely opened the door to Ye Nan's martial arts.

In the past, he only had better physical fitness, but now he is a complete master in martial arts.

(Martial arts skill settings:

Level 1: Beginner.

Level 2: Beginner.

Three days: small success.

Level 4: Dacheng.

Level 5: Grandmaster.

Level 6: Transformation.

Level 7: Harmony between man and nature.)

All in all, if Ye Nan were to face Zhang Zhe again now, even if there were ten or twenty Zhang Zhe together, they would not be Ye Nan's opponent.

In the realm of a grandmaster, even if it does not reach a hundred enemies, there are still twenty or thirty enemies.

Ye Nan nodded with satisfaction and would never be afraid of fighting again.

…

It took Guo Xiaojiang a full two minutes to stand up from the bushes, with a very relaxed expression on his face. However, before he could pull up his pants, there was an old man with gray hair wearing a police badge standing next to him.

The wife got in through the gap in the bushes.

The old lady grabbed Guo Xiaojiang's wrist and shouted loudly,

"Wow! You defecate anywhere in the scenic area and you will be fined fifty!"

Guo Xiaojiang was so frightened that he almost dropped his pants.

Fortunately, I was caught after I finished urinating, otherwise I would have been frightened by the old lady and would have had to pee in my pants.

Ye Nan also saw this scene and was speechless. This old Guo was too impatient. He peed and was actually caught!

"Let me go, where did this old lady come from? Why do you have to fine me fifty for dripping?" Guo Xiaojiang shouted dissatisfied.

"You defecate anywhere. The scenic spot has regulations and you are fined fifty! Pay the fine quickly!" the old lady said sternly.

"Holy shit... my urine is made of gold? Do you think I look like a fifty-dollar bill? Why don't you just take me away!"

"You're being a rogue, aren't you? Brat, I've seen too many people like you! You're still young if you want to play this trick with me, Tie Lihua! You can't leave today without paying the fine!"

"Oh! You are still Tie Lihua! I'm sorry, I'm sorry...then do you know who I am?" Guo Xiaojiang chuckled.

"I don't know who you brat is... I don't care who you are, you have to pay the fine anyway!" the old lady said in a strong tone and full of energy.

"You don't know who I am...then I'll pay my respects to you!" Guo Xiaojiang said slowly at first, then suddenly twitched his hand, pulled up his pants, ran away, and quickly got into the crowd.

"Oh my grandson! What a sin! Don't let me catch you!!" The old lady panted and chased for a few steps. There were people everywhere in front of her, but she was looking for that brat just now.

Ye Nan watched from the side in shock.

This Lao Guo is truly an amazing talent!!

[Author's digression]: The fourth update is here. Thank you brothers for your support. If you have any money, give some to Lao Bai. This is very important to Lao Bai. Cheers!