Rebirth: Never lick a dog, but the school beauty cried

Contrary to the lively situation in the girls' dormitory, the boys' dormitory where Ye Su was located had two heavens of ice and fire.

In college, dorm bonding is a common means of hooking up with girls.

On the surface, it is a dormitory party and communication, but in fact, it is to create opportunities for the future world of the two.

Tang Yuan was short in stature, wearing a pair of thick myopic glasses, and smiling in various poses in front of the mirror, trying to find the most handsome one.

"Tang Yuan, you have read too many romance novels, don't you think that you can attract the favor of girls with an 'evil smile', right?" the women's clothing boss sneered with light makeup.

"Dead lady, what do you know? This is called details! Details determine success or failure!" Tang Yuan was ridiculed, his face was angry, he closed his clothes and mirrors, and glanced at the dormitory.

Then, he found a serious problem, Han Chenyu, who was usually in a commotion, was indifferent and didn't dress up.

Strange!

Ye Su doesn't dress up, he can understand, after all, his handsome face is there.

Moreover, he has already chosen Xiao Youwei, who is mediocre-looking, so he doesn't need to show off to attract women.

But the fat man, a sullen man who was supposed to be happy, just looked at the phone screen stupidly and laughed on the side.

Strange!

Four Eyes has read too many romance novels and has become a staunch advocate of conspiracy theories, and he shows a lewd expression of temptation.

"Fatty, there are beautiful women at night! If you don't dress up, the beautiful women will be attracted by my handsome face. The

fat man gave Tang Yuan a big white eye, and said proudly: "Ye is now a man with a girlfriend, and he is not interested in other women!"

The four eyes were stunned, staring at the fat man's two fat paws, "Hehe, have you two fat girls turned positive?"

"You girl! Believe it or not!" The fat man finished his four eyes and began to stare blankly at his phone again.

The four eyes were puzzled, patted Ye Su's arm, and pointed at the fat man with his chin, meaning to ask, is it really fake?"

Ye Su nodded, since the fat man didn't say anything, it was not easy for him to say anything about the matter between him and Qu Lingling.

"!" the four eyes saw Ye Su nodding and burst into an exclamation.

After calming down, he brushed off his traitor-like hair, "The most handsome and ugliest in our dormitory have already taken off their singles, and the second handsome me and shemale are left to dare to love?"

"I'm the second handsome, okay?" the women's clothing boss disagreed.

"Who's the ugliest?" protested the fat man.

"Let's compare! Ye Su is the most handsome, is he convinced?" The four eyes are self-aware, and they put Ye Su out first to resist a wave of artillery fire.

The fat man and the women's clothing boss nodded, Ye Su didn't need to question that he was the most handsome in the dormitory, after all, he was also a handsome guy recognized by the whole class and even the whole school.

The four eyes saw that the plan succeeded, "It's not the Tang Dynasty now, thin is beautiful, right?" The women's

clothing boss nodded, and the fat man looked at the four eyes helplessly.

"There is only one fat man in us, so is he the ugliest one?"

"You shit!"

"Hahaha..."

Hmph, you continue to show!

Unexpectedly, the four eyes showed off the brainless logic of romance novels, and looked at the women's clothing boss with disdain, "You're not a man!"

"!"

"Hahaha..."

The long-awaited college affair....

Phew, college love, it's coming.

Read 10,000 volumes of romance novels and travel 10,000 miles.

Finally, it's time to put it into practice.

He smoothed the clothes on his body, opened the mirror and gestured again, "Ye Su, you have a girlfriend, although your appearance is a little worse, you are not allowed to hook up with the other three girls."

"As long as you don't hook up, they will definitely be attracted by my handsome looks."

Ye Su shrugged, and Chen responded earnestly, "Don't worry! I will never hook up with them! What if they hook up with me?"

Four eyes: "..."The big man in women's clothing: "..."The

fat

man: "That's reasonable!" Do you remember that when she first went to school, Zhang Meili took the initiative to ask Ye Su for a phone number. "

Zhang Meili is mine, no one is allowed to rob it!" warned the four eyes.

"Zhang Meili is okay, although there is a gap of 108,000 miles compared to the school flower Chu Yurong, but it is not bad!" commented the women's clothing boss.

"Only Zhang Meili is okay in their dormitory. The fat man agreed.

He had secretly added Zhang Meimei before, but he was deleted by the other party not long after chatting.

Fortunately, his true identity was not revealed, otherwise he would not have died, and the fat man secretly rejoiced.

"Zhang Meimei's target is Ye Su, do you think she likes you?" the fat man sarcastically said at the right time, in revenge for being ridiculed and obese before.

The four eyes were unconvinced, and retorted: "Ye Su is the boyfriend of her roommate Xiao Youwei, she won't rob her roommate, right?"

He now thinks that Ye Su is extremely correct not to dress up, otherwise what if he steals the limelight!

In fact, with Ye Su's appearance, whether he is dressed up or not, it is the same.

It's far from what they can do with these little shrimps.

Ants are not an order of magnitude larger than elephants.

Ye Su was on the side, watching several roommates arguing with interest, and his worldview collapsed.

A group of children fighting in the nest!

Do you think Zhang Meili has to choose between you?

You are facing all the boys in the school!

The common problem of college students is that they always regard the people around them as opponents, for fear of snatching away what belongs to them.

Fight back and forth, only to find out in the end that it is often unexpected others who are competing for the goal.

Ye Su has Xiao Youwei, so naturally she will no longer be interested in other girls.

Zhang Meimei, who is average, is not within the scope of his hunting.

"Don't be crooked in the dormitory, you will get stuck when you arrive at the scene!" Ye Su advised.

His roommate of the three, he is clear, say one thing, do another.

Before the start, there was a lot of confidence.

When they arrived at the scene, they were all wilted.

Four eyes: "

..."Women's clothing boss

:"..."Fat man:"..."

"Also, if you want to add a mouth, you want it yourself, don't come back to me!" Ye Su continued to advise.

Four eyes: "..."The

big man in women's clothing: "..."The fat man: "..."The

reality is

often that the four people in the dormitory go to the party, the three are silent, and Ye Su is surrounded by people.

Chatting, talking, jokes, all over the world...

After coming back, the silent three often looked for Ye Su unwillingly and asked for each other's mouth.

Usually the reason of "Ye Su's roommate, who eats with you" can also be added.

Of course, some smart girls have refused on the grounds of "sorry, who are you? I can't remember".