Rebirth of America: The American Drama System

Robin's apartment.

"Happy breakup, I wish you happiness and you can find a better one~"

"Split it again!"

"Robin, are you sure?"

"Breaking up really requires courage to face rumors (bullets) and rumors (cannons). As long as you confirm with your eyes, my separation will be meaningful~"

In the singing of Liang Jingru, the goddess of courage, Robin and Irving broke up again and again.

In fact, according to Owen's idea, he and Robin (anyone) had not started at all, and there was no need to break up. However, seeing that Robin was so obsessed with form and was afraid of being beaten, he did not say this out loud.

And what he and Barney Heroes have in common is that the classic Italian breakup still has a different taste in his heart. Robin has obviously made up his mind that he will never have in-depth communication with Owen after today, but in the specific operation , and lingered again and again, so it was like a completely different person.

"Because of Ted?"

Owen and Jiang Taigong took the bait and took the bait. He was happy to sit back and watch the success or failure. He also had the leisure to talk nonsense: "By the way, where are you now? Has he confessed to you again? Tsk, tsk, when Ted meets you, it will be a good match. What a talent!"

"!!!∑(Дノ)ノ..."

Robin felt as if he had been trampled by ten thousand mythical beasts. He reached out and took out a gun from the bedside table, put it against Owen's head, and shouted: "Shut up!"

"Holy shit!"

The first time a real gun was pressed against his head, Owen was startled. Then he remembered that the man in front of him was a gun controller. His favorite relaxing activity was to go to the shooting range and shoot a few shots.

Owen snatched the gun from Robin's hand like lightning and quickly evacuated the gun. Seeing that there were actually bullets inside, he pushed Robin away and stood up to get dressed.

"come on!"

Robin pulled Owen with him unfinished, and shouted nonchalantly: "This is just a joke. Who told you not to pay attention and instead talk nonsense?"

"This joke is not funny."

Owen pushed Robin's hand away and said with a cold face, "What if there's a fire?"

"Isn't it?"

Seeing that Owen was serious, Robin said in surprise: "Are you so timid?"

"Not timid!"

Owen said calmly: "It's caution! Cherish your precious life! And have you ever seen such a coward?"

Just kidding, he is a systematic time traveler. It would be really embarrassing if he fell down in such a situation for no reason. You know, the bullet is loaded, and Robin is also in an extremely excited state. Who knows whether she will In a moment of excitement, you unconsciously opened the safety and pulled the trigger?

"Gu~"

Robin lowered his gaze, swallowed unconsciously, and shook his head subconsciously: "You are indeed not timid. A timid person will never behave like you... Owen, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have pointed a gun at you. of."

Owen glanced at Robin and saw that his eyes were full of apologies. Thinking that the other party had indeed made an unintentional mistake, most of the anger that had accumulated in his heart dissipated. Robin could not be entirely blamed for this matter. He had nothing to do but talk nonsense. .

"never mind."

Irving accepted the apology, but at this point, the atmosphere was completely ruined. The two of them had a few perfunctory words, and Irving said goodbye and left.

The next night.

McLaren Bar.

"So, you and Owen?"

Lily asked in a low voice with devilish eyes while she was waiting for Ted and Matthew to get the beer.

"it's over."

Robin took a deep breath and told him about last night's accident.

"Pfft!"

Lily almost peed with laughter: "You, you pointed a gun at Owen?"

"I know this isn't right."

Robin shrugged: "But when I listened to his nonsense, and the bastard scene of him showing love to some Russian twin sisters on New Year's Day flashed through my mind, I couldn't help but get angry, and I pulled out my pistol without thinking. On his head."

"What pistol?"

Ted had been secretly paying attention to the movements here. When he heard the pistol, his expression froze. He handed the beer to Robin and asked pretending to be casual.

After Lily explained, Ted returned to smiling. It turned out that he had made a mistake...

"Hey, why isn't Barney here today?"

Robin took the beer and took a sip. He felt that the atmosphere tonight was not right. He glanced around and found that Barney was missing, so he asked curiously.

"He."

Lily is the most gossipy and knows everything. She smiled when she heard this and said, "I heard that Owen is helping a friend prepare for his wedding. What do you think he will do?"

"Rush to be the best man!"

Robin told the truth, but then shook his head and wondered: "But does he know the groom?"

"Does he need to know him?"

Matthew complained: "He is Barney Stinson. The groom's bachelor's night party cannot be without him. You just wait."

"That's true!"

Everyone sighed in unison.

"Hi, Barry, what's the matter?"

Owen answered the phone and asked with a smile.

Barry's tongue-tied voice came from the other end of the phone. He was obviously drunk: "Owen, I met a new good brother tonight, a very, very good kind. I want to discuss with you, can you Are you going to give up the position of chief best man to him?"

"The good brother I just met, let him be the chief best man?"

The corner of Owen's mouth twitched. He had already smelled a familiar smell and said speechlessly: "Let me guess, is this good brother named Barney Stinson?"

"Bingo!"

Barney's laughter came from the other end of the phone: "How can the chief best man be without me, Barney Stinson? Barry, don't worry, I will definitely help you make the bachelor's night party a legend, wait for it , dary, legendary night will definitely be more exciting than tonight, you know what I mean~"

"Hiss~"

Barry gasped.

"Where are you?"

Owen grinned.

"We are donating money to poor girls who cannot afford community college. Do you want to come?"

Barney's serious voice sounded.

"A striptease club, right?"

Owen said clearly: "How did you find Barry?"

"who I am?"

Barney smiled proudly and said: "I waited downstairs for you for a long time, and then followed you all the way, and then I found out that you were helping others plan a wedding and didn't invite me. It's shameful, so shameful!"

"You are so boring!"

Owen complained speechlessly.

"Whatever you say, buddy."

Barney smiled and said: "I am already Barry's best buddy. This bachelor's night party will be hosted by me, Barney Stinson. This will definitely be legendary, wait for it, dary, legendary! A legendary night!" "

"Yeah! legendary!"

Barry yelled out of control.

"ok."

Owen said nonchalantly: "It's up to you. As long as you can convince Barry when he's awake, I don't care."

The reason why he enthusiastically helped prepare for the wedding was just to register with Rachel. After Rachel escaped from the marriage and found out that Barry had cheated on Mindy, she could immediately think of him and use him as a tool to get revenge on Barry. That’s all.

It's pitiful to say that he just wants to be a tool...