Rebirth of America: The American Drama System
Chapter 173 Green Superman
Downstairs of TBBT apartment.
Stewart's Comic Shop.
"Always let me know if you need anything."
Stewart left gracefully.
"He seems quite humorous, completely different from my previous impression."
Penny couldn't help but say.
"Stuart is great."
Leonard remembered the last time they chatted. Because of Stuart, Penny almost included him in the ranks of middle-aged uncles. Seeing that Penny had changed her mind about Stuart, she happily agreed: "He is a top student at the Rhode Island School of Design, a genius. artist."
"Wow~"
Penny let out an incomprehensible sound of admiration.
"Rhode Island School of Design, referred to as RISD, is a world-leading design school integrating art and design disciplines. Among the top 25 design schools in the world according to QS World University Rankings, RISD ranks third..."
"Ahem!"
Seeing Leonard giving Penny a detailed explanation, Owen couldn't help but cough slightly and interrupted: "Actually, I can't say that I am a genius artist. I should say that I am an art practitioner. If I were really a genius artist, I would not open comics here. Shop."
"no."
Leonard retorted straightforwardly: "Artists are all casual. It's normal to open a comic shop. Comics are also a kind of art..."
"Awesome!"
Irving was stunned and gave a thumbs up to Leonard who was talking endlessly.
"Stuart?"
"No, I'm talking about you!"
"I?"
Leonard raised the corners of his mouth, raised his head slightly, and said happily: "Why am I so awesome?"
"You have a remarkable talent for greenery."
Owen said with a faint smile: "If you plant trees and grass, you will definitely be an expert."
"real?"
Leonard's lips blossomed into a smile.
"of course it's true!"
Owen caught a glimpse of Penny walking towards Stewart and continued to joke: "If you were in the Marvel Universe, with your greening ability, who is the Hulk? You are simply the Green Superman!"
"You are so complimentary."
Leonard couldn't help being happy, but then he wondered: "But why do you say that?"
"Because~"
Owen dragged his voice and pointed at the cashier: "You personally assisted the love rival God, who else is better if you are not awesome!"
"Oh~"
Leonard followed Owen's direction and saw Penny leaning in front of the cashier, holding the sketch that Stuart had drawn for her, flirting there, the smile on her face suddenly froze, her mouth There was a howl.
"Just like Superman, you, the green superman, rely on chlorophyll to perform photosynthesis and absorb sunlight as energy. The more chlorophyll, the more sunlight you can absorb, and the stronger you will be!"
Owen quipped.
"what do I do?"
Leonard ignored Irving's teasing and looked begging.
"Cold salad!"
Owen shrugged: "You can only wait until Penny and Stuart break up. It's been two years anyway, so don't worry about it these days."
"how so!"
Leonard said painfully.
"Don't think too much."
Owen patted Leonard on the shoulder and comforted him: "If you want to live a good life, you must wear a little green on your head. Since you like Penny so much, more green is just like absorbing more sunlight, Green Superman!" "
Leonard rolled his eyes and glared at Irving, but when he recalled the scene where Irving intentionally interrupted him, he suddenly understood that it was not Irving who didn't help him, but that he was too stupid and too good at doing things, and he was immediately frustrated.
"What's going on here?"
After Howard and Sheldon failed to compete for new comics, they saw Penny and Stuart having a heated fight at the checkout counter and couldn't help but ask in surprise.
Rajesh and Sheldon also came over. When Owen explained the cause and effect, Howard clapped his hands and said: "Green Superman, this title is so suitable for Leonard."
"agree!"
"agree!"
Rajesh and Sheldon echoed.
The next day.
"Leonard, you look lethargic."
Howard had a "concerned look" on his face. When Leonard waved his hand and said he was fine, his words changed: "Did you stay in the room for too long without getting any sunlight and lack of energy? Green Superman?!"
"Hahaha."
Rajesh burst into laughter.
"Guys."
Sheldon said seriously: "I think Leonard is worried about whether Penny and Stuart will get coitus after their date tonight, right, Leonard?"
Leonard heard 'coitus', which was particularly harsh, and glared at Sheldon fiercely. Sheldon didn't care why Leonard was staring at him, and stared back with bulging eyes.
As always, Leonard was defeated and said lifelessly: "Yes!"
"yes!"
Sheldon clenched his fist and said with a happy smile: "Guessed it right again."
"Do you want me to take you to a bar to pick up girls?"
Howard said casually.
"want!"
Leonard was shocked, thinking that the goddess he had been pursuing for two years had been pushed to Stuart by himself. The previous praises about Stuart being a talented artist turned out to be that all artists are perverts and shameless bastards. !
"real?"
Howard's eyes lit up.
Before Irving came, he had always been the person with the most say on hormones in this otaku team. He had also been bragging to Leonard about his great achievements in picking up girls in bars, but in fact he was just bragging. .
It's just that he doesn't think so himself. He has always blamed Rajesh as the reason for his failure to pick up girls. If there is a wingman like Leonard who is not so stupid, he believes that his rich skills in picking up girls will definitely be a great success. .
"Yes!"
Leonard stood up, gritted his teeth and shouted, "I can do it, I can do it!"
"Yes! yes! That's it!"
Howard was overjoyed and ran towards the bathroom as he spoke.
"what are you doing?"
Leonard was puzzled.
"I'm going to take off my underwear first."
Howard's voice came from the bathroom.
"Why?"
Leonard looked confused.
"If I'm lucky enough to get on base tonight, I don't want to get caught in Aquaman's underpants."
Howard laughed.
"..."
Leonard was speechless. He shrugged and said, "That's right. I'll replace it too."
"Wait for me."
Rajesh followed.
The three of them went into battle in a vacuum and came to a bar under the leadership of Howard.
"What should we do now? Just go and strike up a conversation?"
Leonard is ready to make a move.
"No! It's too early."
Howard waved his hand and said: "Let the lawyers and athletes choose first. After the selection is completed, the remaining old, weak, sick and disabled will be our target!"
"Is this your secret?"
Leonard's heart dropped.
"yes."
Howard introduced enthusiastically: "Wait a minute, if you see a girl with a guide dog, she is mine, what will you do?"
"I don't come to Owen for things like picking up girls, but I come to you instead. Obviously I was wrong."
As Leonard walked outside, he picked up his cell phone and dialed Irving's number: "Hey, Irving, what are you doing? Listen, I want to ask you a favor..."
Howard looked around and saw that no one was paying attention to him. He dragged Rajesh and chased Leonard: "Wait for me, I want to go to Irving too!"
PS: Thanks to Baiqi Dalishu for the reward!
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