Rebirth of America: The American Drama System

TBBT Apartments.

Room 4A.

"Sheldon, are you really not going to accept this year's university science award?"

Leonard smiled: "Although we all know that this year's award winner is a self-righteous and arrogant liar, you are still very suitable for this award."

"Ha ha!"

Sheldon looked up and glared at Leonard: "This is not funny at all!"

"what happened?"

Petunia wondered.

Owen smiled and explained: "Sheldon won the science award, but he was ready to refuse to accept it because he was afraid of speaking in public!"

"Are you kidding me?"

Penny's mouth opened wide and she exclaimed in disbelief: "Sheldon is afraid of speaking in public? In my impression, he speaks all the time!"

"Ha ha!"

Howard smiled and answered: "That's true, he just doesn't know how to shut up!"

Sheldon's daily science education and knife insertion finally gave them the opportunity to counterattack.

"I can speak comfortably in small groups."

Sheldon retorts, "But there's no way to speak in front of a large group..."

"I don't agree with this!"

Owen interrupted, "Remember when you ran for student body president in high school?"

"What?"

Penny shouted: "President of the Student Union? How is that possible!"

She knew that Sheldon was a genius, but he was an even weirder genius than ordinary weird geniuses. It was unbelievable that such a person was not bullied and ostracized in school, but he was elected as the student council president.

You know, the student union presidents in American schools are elected by the students themselves, and they compete for popularity. Based on her understanding of Sheldon in the past few years, she really can't imagine that Sheldon will be popular!

"Yes."

Irving recalled: "At that time, Sheldon's opponent was a popular cheerleader in school. At the campaign meeting, she attacked Sheldon for not loving football, not believing in God, and blindly trying to increase their academic burden. This was not true in Texas. It's simply behavior that everyone hates.

When Sheldon came on stage, his legs and feet were weak and his eyes were straight. However, Sheldon finally relied on the fierce information that Missy gathered to reveal that the other party was from New York, the archenemy of Texas, and successfully defeated the other party and was elected as the president of the student union.

He was only ten years old at that time, and there were hundreds of people in the audience, which was much more than the number of people at the school's science award ceremony! "

"So that's it."

Penny understood immediately.

It's not that Sheldon isn't annoying, it's that he is too incompetent!

"Wow! I didn't expect that! Sheldon is still the chairman of Cooper!"

Rajesh and the other three smacked their lips.

"Yes!"

Sheldon frowned and said: "I did give a speech in public at that time. Yes, I did succeed in the election that time and became the respected Chairman of Cooper. But all this beauty was broken when I was 14 years old. ”

"Oh~"

Howard said with funny concern: "That must be a sad story. Tell it quickly and make us happy!"

"Hahaha!"

Leonard and Rajesh laughed unkindly.

Sheldon stared at them with bulging eyes: "When I was 14 years old, I graduated from college with the highest honors. I was going to give a speech at the graduation ceremony. To this day, I still remember when I walked onto the podium and looked at the audience. Thousands of people, my heart began to beat violently, and then I started to take a big breath, and my vision gradually blurred. Before I had time..."

After saying this, Sheldon rolled his eyes and fainted.

"how so?"

Penny wondered.

Owen shook his head and smiled: "There are disadvantages to high-definition image memory!"

"Don't step on me~"

Sheldon was helped up by everyone and murmured.

Everyone couldn't laugh or cry, but under the enthusiastic organization of Penny, they began to help Sheldon overcome his fear of stage fright. Penny took Sheldon to buy a suit, and Leonard imitated Beverly to give it to Sheldon. She went for psychological counseling, but was dragged into a ditch by the male version of Beverly Sheldon with a few words, and she cried so hard that she felt sad.

Rajesh, on the other hand, continues to show the culture of his motherland, India, and is then discriminated against, in order to entertain the American people's big-country mentality.

Irving and Howard watched with an attitude of "pretend to be interested, but actually have no interest at all", and the time soon came to the night of the awards ceremony.

"Good evening, gentlemen and ladies, I am Dr. Leonard Hofstadter, and I am honored to introduce to you the winner of this year's Science Award, my good friend Dr. Sheldon Cooper!"

Bang bang bang!

Amid the applause of the crowd, Leonard continued to warm up: "But before that, please allow me to read out the letter from Sheldon's mother..."

Off the stage, at the banquet.

"I can't do it, I'm going to faint."

Sheldon, wearing a black suit, mumbled uneasily.

"Here, drink some of this, it will help you relax."

Penny handed over a glass of wine.

"liquor?"

Sheldon instinctively said, "I never drink!"

"All right."

Penny curled her lips and said, "Then you faint!"

Sheldon looked at Penny, then at the wine glass in front of him, hesitated for a moment, picked up the glass and drank it all in one gulp: "I don't feel anything, this wine is useless at all!"

"Give!"

Penny brought another glass over and said jokingly: "Let's see if this works!"

"I'm ready~"

After two glasses of wine, Sheldon shouted in a strange tone. After Leonard's introduction, he went on stage with a bottle of wine and took a big gulp: "Thank you, dwarf, I'll take over now." .”

"...Let's talk math. Thinking only in three dimensions limits our imagination. Can I take my pants off over my head? Of course not, my body is in the way!"

After rapping about the periodic table of elements, Sheldon squatted there and started talking seriously, while Howard, suppressing a smile, took out his cell phone, pointed it at Sheldon, and muttered: "I have a hunch. , it will definitely be interesting next time~”

Sheldon did not disappoint!

"But as soon as we enter a higher dimension, we can let our pants revolve around us by entering the fourth dimension, and there will be no such thing as taking off our pants."

Sheldon said as he took off his pants and kicked them off the podium.

"Oh, my god~"

Just when Penny held her forehead and lamented, Owen and others were gloating and admiring, and everyone thought that there would be no more shameful actions, Sheldon once again broke their imaginations.

"Now, all the astronomers here, get ready to see the back of the moon. Uranus (synonymous with chrysanthemum and flower in English) is here!"

Sheldon turned around, bent down, pointed his butt at the crowd, pointed at something with his finger, and shouted loudly.

"Is this a prediction from God?"

The corners of Owen's lips raised high, and he couldn't help but mutter in his heart: "Just like The Promise is a great prophetic movie, in The Big Bang Theory, Sheldon has a lot of behaviors that foreshadow coming out..."