Rebirth of America: The American Drama System

TBBT Apartments.

Room 4B.

Girlfriends night.

"Bernadette, how about Howard there?"

While pouring red wine for Amy and the others, Penny asked casually: "You came all the way to Houston to see him, he must be working very hard~"

"When you say hard work, do you mean coitus?"

Amy said seriously.

"yes!"

Penny took a sip of red wine and glanced at Amy speechlessly.

"It's okay~"

Bernadette said perfunctorily, then raised the goblet and drank half of the red wine in one gulp.

"What's wrong?"

Penny was so perceptive that she immediately noticed something was wrong with Bernadette, and winked and said, "Howard has been training for several days. I don't believe he doesn't look forward to your arrival. Isn't it possible?"

"He's pretty good~"

Bernadette curled her lips and hummed: "But I'm not the only woman who went to see him."

"He cheated?"

Amy asked curiously.

"Is that Mrs. Wonowitz?"

Penny hit the nail on the head.

"Yeah."

Bernadette rolled her eyes and said: "I thought he was so pitiful and ran so far away to give him a surprise. You can imagine that when I rushed to his hotel room, his mother's familiar roar came from the bathroom. How does it feel?"

"Hahaha."

Penny couldn't stop laughing: "That's very Howard and Mrs. Wonowitz, isn't it?"

"If I had known I would have ignored him."

Bernadette said depressedly: "If he hadn't been so pitiful as he said..."

"Tell me this."

Penny interrupted: "What did Howard do when he was training as an astronaut there, and why did he become so pitiful?"

"Formal astronaut training is very complex."

Amy Cope said: "It also takes a long time, at least more than three years. As an accompanying engineer expert, Howard should have simplified it a lot, but I think weightlessness training must be indispensable."

"Yes."

Bernadette nodded and said, "Their first day of training is weightless training."

"Cool."

Petunia said longingly: "By the way, how did they levitate?"

"It's very simple."

Bernadette frowned and said, "NASA has a special training aircraft. After the astronauts sit in, the training aircraft rises vertically for about 20 seconds, and then falls vertically like a crash. The cycle repeats like this, and Andy vomits bile. Out."

"So exaggerated?"

Petunia clicked her tongue.

"what is this?"

Bernadette complained: "There is something more gentlemanly. Because it is a state of weightlessness, the vomit will be suspended in the air in the shape of balls. Andy screams because he is frightened, and his mouth opens. Sometimes the vomit It will float back into his mouth."

"Pfft~"

Penny spit out the red wine in her mouth: "Poor Howard~"

"It's not over yet."

Bernadette spoke excitedly, and she was filled with anger because she went to see Howard and bumped into Howard. She simply ignored the things that Howard had told her to keep secret before and told all the embarrassing things about Howard.

"On the second day, a centrifuge was used to simulate overweight. Andy glanced at the centrifuge and was so frightened that he asked me to deliver a few pairs of underwear to him overnight."

"He's really smart."

Petunia was stunned.

"Yeah."

Bernadette curled her lips and said: "In fact, the underwear I delivered to him only lasted for one day. When it came to the wilderness survival training, his underwear was not enough."

"Wild survival training?"

Penny asked curiously: "Is it like camping? They are astronauts and they want to go to heaven. Why do they train to survive in the wild?"

"With current technology, the location of astronaut landing cannot be controlled."

Amy Kopp said: "Once they fall in the wilderness, the astronauts can only rely on themselves before being found by searchers, so they must master certain survival skills. I heard that polar bear astronauts also carry special pistol."

"Yes."

Bernadette nodded and said, "I thought it was like camping, but they couldn't bring water, food or tents. They had to get everything in the wild. Andy lived in a cave and had no ability to hunt for food. In the end, he was hungry. He will swallow the butterfly that flies to his mouth."

"Pitiful."

This time, Penny really sighed, because Howard eating butterflies reminded her of the tragic past when she swallowed flies. She was really miserable at that time.

"Then he won't be able to pass the training?"

Amy's focus is obviously different from Penny's.

"That's what's even weirder."

Bernadette frowned and said, "Hua Zai actually passed the training and will go to the space station in a while."

"How come Howard didn't choose to give up?"

Penny was puzzled: "He was so scared just by training. If he really flew to the sky on a rocket, wouldn't he be scared to death?"

"That's what worries me too."

Bernadette was worried: "I have persuaded him, but it is Andy's dream to be an astronaut in space. We can't imagine what this means to him..."

Room 4A.

"Siri, help me dial Howard's video call."

Rajesh held the phone, looked at it like he was looking at his girlfriend, and said.

"Calling Howard's number, please wait."

A slightly mechanical female voice sounded on the phone.

"Are you still playing Siri?"

Leonard was speechless.

"Hey, hey, don't say that!"

Rajesh shouted dissatisfied: "What a joke, I am communicating with Siri. This is the only woman I can chat with without drinking."

"Are you sure all you want to do is chat with Siri?"

Irving smiled playfully: "I think what Leonard said about playing Siri is more accurate for you, right?"

Siri is an intelligent voice assistant for Apple phones. Ever since Rajesh bought a new iPhone, he has had a fantasy about Siri. He really regards Siri as his girlfriend. He talks and chats with Siri whenever he has time, and even dreams about it at night. Siri was a beautiful blonde with long legs, and said to him: "As long as you open your mouth, I can do anything~"

The only pity is that when Rajesh opened his mouth to speak, he found that he could not speak again...

"Rajesh, is that you?"

The video call was connected, and a haggard-looking Howard appeared.

"Hey buddy, how are you?"

Rajesh waved and smiled.

"I'm very bad~"

Howard suppressed his smile and made a sad gesture: "I just got informed that our mission has been cancelled. I can't go to space. You know, that has been my dream since I was a child. Wow, it's about to come true..."

"hehe."

With his sharp eyesight and his familiarity with the plot, Owen saw Howard's pretentiousness at a glance and joked: "Don't worry, if you really want to go to space, as your best friend, I have the obligation to help you fulfill your wish, Howard , you won’t doubt my strength, will you?”

"Ahem."

Howard was startled, and looked at Irving's "serious" look. Thinking of his ecstasy when he received the notice, and considering Irving's financial resources and connections, Howard shuddered in his heart, coughed lightly, and said with a smile: "Irving, this is me I want to realize my dream by myself, so I don’t need to trouble you.”

"No trouble."

Owen said enthusiastically: "This is a small matter. Besides, the launch mission is just suspended, not completely interrupted. Believe me, as long as you want it, I can help you realize your dream without much effort."

Howard: "..."