Rebirth of America: The American Drama System

TBBT Apartments.

"Cough cough cough."

Owen coughed for a while before he recovered and looked at Leonard strangely: "I'm sorry, can you say it again? What do you want me to do?"

Leonard was closer to a normal person. Seeing Irving's reaction, the remaining shame in his heart suddenly burst out. He sat there awkwardly rubbing his hands, unable to say anything.

"He wants you to pick up Penny, and then find the right moment to get rid of her, let him take over, and experience the joy of beast-shaped rehabilitation applause."

The wretched Howard didn't have any worries and directly answered Irving's words.

"I'm serious about Penny."

Seeing Irving's dumbfounded expression, Leonard emphasized the sentence.

"I would understand it better if you were a playboy..."

Owen murmured to himself, and suddenly the corner of his mouth twitched: "You were so enthusiastic about Jamie before, and you were so disappointed when Jamie left. Is this the same idea?"

"No!"

"yes!"

"certainly!"

Three voices, two completely different answers. You don’t need to think about it to know. The one who denies is Leonard, who is a bit ashamed, and the one who admits is the coquettish Howard and Rajesh.

"Holy shit!"

Owen cursed and was defeated by this group of people. He thought to himself: "The ideas of geniuses are really different from those of us mortals. This kind of restricted scene actually appeared in front of me again..."

Even though Irving's current intelligence is the same as Sheldon's, reaching the limit of lv5+, he is a genius among geniuses, but his three views were cultivated in his previous life. He is really unable to accept Leonard's 'genius idea mp4' .

"Guys, we gotta talk!"

Owen sat up straight and said with a solemn expression.

"I'm sorry, Owen, they were joking..."

Leonard was a little panicked. He knew that their idea was a bit shameless. Before, he only rationally analyzed the possibility and success rate, but forgot about the emotional attributes attached to this kind of thing.

"Listen, there are many operating rules in this world, which are as unshakable as the truth formulas of mathematics and physics!"

Irving interrupted Leonard with a wave of his hand and said solemnly: "And the law of brothers is one of the very important ones!"

"Brother's Law?"

The three Leonards were attracted by Irving's words.

"good."

Owen walked to the desk, worked on Leonard's notebook for a while, opened a document, and said to the three Leonards: "This brother's code records the basic rules that brothers should abide by. If you are a brother, you should abide by it." .”

"Rule 28: If you encounter a woman fighting each other, you must immediately notify your brothers to come and watch."

Howard read: "Haha, that's interesting."

"Look at this one!"

Rajesh also said excitedly: "Rule 110: If a brother is trying to pick up a girl, the brother should do everything he can to help him succeed!"

Swish, swish, swish!

The three Howards all looked at Irving. The meaning was obvious. This seemed to coincide with their genius idea...

"Brothers, don't just look below, look here!"

Owen pulled the document back up and reminded: "Rule number one: don't touch your brother's girlfriend or boyfriend!"

"What about my ex-girlfriend?"

Howard cleverly discovered the problem: "What about passionate Italian female friends?"

"Theoretically, ex-girlfriends and passionate Italian female friends do not fall within the scope of the first law of the Brotherhood Code."

Owen smiled and said: "But I suggest that everyone should take the initiative to expand the scope of the first rule to cover ex-girlfriends and passionate Italian female friends."

"Why?"

Leonard and the other three asked in unison.

Their outlook on life is completely Western. In their view, after breaking up, the ex-girlfriend can choose to be with whomever she chooses, even if it is with her good friend. Of course, it will be a little awkward at first, but it will gradually get better. accustomed!

This is true even for ex-girlfriends, let alone passionate Italian female friends!

"Think of this scene!"

Owen did not answer directly, but began to describe the scene: "When you are making out with a girl, there are countless little Howards everywhere on the girl's body, either standing or lying down, looking at you with a smile. , I am telling you: This is a position I have captured, can you still keep talking?"

"Haha, it's quite interesting..."

The first reaction of Rajesh, who had true gay tendencies, was to laugh out loud. Then, under the strange looks of everyone, he lowered his head and explained in a disguised way: "I mean huh~"

"vomit!"

Leonard retched. His super imagination, far beyond that of most geniuses, vividly described the scene along with Owen's words, which immediately made him extremely sick.

"I do not mind……"

Howard shrugged.

"Shut up! Howard!"

Leonard felt that the countless little Howards shaking in front of him became more and more clear and obscene, and he couldn't help shouting loudly.

"Do you understand now?"

Owen laughed.

"Understood."

Leonard said weakly.

"Don't worry, Leonard, I can foresee that as long as you persist, you and Penny will eventually get together."

Owen said consolingly.

"Yeah?"

Leonard obviously doesn't believe in himself.

In fact, after he and Petunia had been in love for many years, and even after they got married, when they went to a gathering place for otakus, they would ask Petunia to take a selfie with the newspaper of the day to prove that he was really the same as the one in front of her. This blonde beauty has a close relationship. Whether others believe it or not is one thing. Obviously, he himself feels very dreamy...

"Yes."

Owen smiled and said: "This is a special ability I have gained during my interactions with girls over the years. I can tell at a glance whether it is possible for you."

"Wow! Cool!"

Howard and Rajesh exclaimed.

"what about me?"

"And I?"

"You can do it!"

Owen joked: "You can live happily without women... Hahaha, just kidding, you have no goals now, how do I know if you have any possibility!"

"Haha, Owen, you are so funny!"

Howard pointed at Irving, showing an embarrassed smile with his lips curled up.

"Haha~"

Rajesh lowered his head with some guilt.

"But Penny has a boyfriend now?"

Leonard thought of Irving's record and instinctively believed in Irving's 'superpower'. A smile appeared on his face, but he was still troubled.

"That's not a boyfriend, it's just a rehabilitation product."

Owen waved his hand and said: "What you need now is to wait for the opportunity. But before that, if your hormones are about to explode, you can learn from Penny and find someone to deal with the emergency first. This may stimulate Penny and become a part of your relationship." catalyst.”

"What does it mean to stimulate Penny?"

Leonard humbly asked for advice.

"Women are more emotionally sensitive and possessive no less than men!"

Owen smiled and said: "The look you look at Penny is so innocent. How could she not know what you mean? She is just pretending not to know."

"That's true!"

"Very correct!"

Howard and Rajesh echoed: "It's so cliché that you take her mail every day and then use the excuse of a delivery error to approach her."

"Yes, you have shown enough wooing messages."

Owen affirmed: "She didn't respond. It's time to pause and let her feel lost. Believe me, this is definitely a good thing for you. Whether you can become a lucky dog ​​or not depends on your choice!" "

PS: Thanks for the reward at 3:42 AM!