Rebirth of America: The American Drama System

TBBT Apartments.

Room 4A.

"It doesn't matter."

"never mind."

"No! I don't accept it!"

Facing Barney's apology, Leonard and Rajesh acknowledged it directly. Before Howard could speak, Sheldon exploded: "It took us 96 hours to reach the gate of elzebob and overcome countless levels. , killed countless goblins, and was about to get the Blade of Azzinoth, but failed because of your interruption, so, I don't accept your apology!"

"Oooh! Sheldon, relax."

Howard took his hands off the keyboard to show his innocence, and pressed down on Sheldon: "Barney is family, how can you be so rude?"

"family?"

Sheldon did not accept this trick and shouted angrily: "I am a night elf thief and I don't have any family at all. If I had just obtained the Blade of Azzinoth, I would be a sword master now, and I don't need any family!"

After saying that, he threw away his hands and entered the bedroom!

"sorry."

Barney was also confused for a moment. He knew that game addicts existed, but his world was too far away and he had never had close contact with him. Sheldon's reaction was completely beyond his expectation. .

However, his brain circuit has always been strange. If it were an ordinary person, facing this kind of response, he would either be ashamed or angry, but what he saw was a kind of persistence, a kind of persistence similar to his tireless game of flowers, plus Owen With his aura, Barney actually admired Sheldon a little.

"Don't worry about him, you are so interesting. By the way, do you still need a wingman in your lifestyle?"

Howard waved his hand, looked at Barney with bright eyes, and asked to join. The picture Barney painted was so beautiful that Howard was yearning for it.

Look up at the peak and drink from the stream.

The whip-swingers shouted loudly and their horses roamed the grassland.

How chic this is!

"welcome any time."

Barney examined Howard and found that he had some potential, so he did not refuse immediately. He nodded slightly and said, "But before that, you must do one thing first."

"One thing? A hundred things will do!"

Howard shouted happily.

"We are a group of apex predators."

Barney raised his head and raised his hands slightly, reciting like a medieval poet: "In the eyes of the world, we are noble, everyone should crawl at our feet, and the noble top predator must have his equipment .”

"Equipment? Cool!"

Howard looked expectant.

"Yes."

Barney gently stroked his suit from top to bottom and said affirmatively: "A luxurious suit is the necessary equipment for a noble apex predator. Look at me, then look at you, come on, don't you think so?" Still a baby living with her mother?

How does baby hunt? So, suit up! Put on your suit and go to the battlefield with us. Tonight will be a legend, wait for it, dary, legendary, a legendary night that you will never forget! "

"..."

Howard first looked ashamed when Barney accidentally poked at the fact that he was still a mother's baby. Then he was moved by Barney's legendary night. He raised his finger and said, "Wait a minute, I'll go first." Go back and equip yourself.”

While talking, he walked out, took out his mobile phone from his pocket, dialed a number, and shouted inside: "Mom, how many gold coupons do I have for my coming-of-age gift? Yes, I want to redeem them all!"

"I like him!"

Barney pointed at Howard's back and smiled at Owen.

"Can I participate too?"

Rajesh couldn't help but raise his hand.

"Foreigner?"

Barney glanced at Rajesh, nodded slightly, and before Rajesh looked happy, he suddenly changed his voice: "I'm sorry, we already have a Chinese named Owen in our legendary team, but I have a good place to recommend to you. .”

"What's this?"

Rajesh watched blankly as Barney took out a pen and wrote a line of numbers on his arm, and asked in confusion.

"This is my brother James' number."

Barney winked and said, "Believe me, you will definitely enjoy playing with him more. His lifestyle is also very awesome!"

"real?"

Rajesh said stupidly.

"Okay, Barney, stop joking."

When Owen saw Barney on the scene, he first made Sheldon angry, then tricked Howard into going back to exchange for a golden coupon as a coming-of-age gift, and prepared to put on a suit and go hunting with him. Now he introduced Rajesh to his gay brothers, and then he Glancing at Penny, who was wearing only her pajamas and looking ugly, she couldn't help but sigh that Barney's ability to cause trouble was too strong.

"Rajesh, stop calling. James is gay."

"I'm sorry, aren't you?"

Barney apologized with a surprised look on his face.

"Of course I'm not, of course not gay..."

Rajesh waved his hands repeatedly to indicate that he was not, but under Barney's sincere eyes, his voice became lower and lower, and he felt guilty and unconfident. He picked up his coat and walked out: "I still have something to do, I have to go. ,goodbye."

"I'm leaving too."

Penny glared at Barney with an ugly expression, gritted her teeth and said, "Barney~!"

As a carnivorous girl from Omaha, her achievements are not as good as Barney's killing of a thousand people, and even worse than Owen's half-a-million killings, but judging from Sheldon's never-deceptive dating and carnivorous equations, she is the same after all. He killed half a hundred people and seriously injured more than two hundred people.

After Barney's behavior just now, if Penny still can't figure out who the other person is, then she will be called the third slut of The Big Bang Theory in vain.

She suffers because she has not read many books. She is not a female scientist, and her thinking is still in the realm of ordinary people. Naturally, she is not as good as Lai, an experimental physicist who is "tired of waking up next to many unknown men every morning." Sliwinkel, and astrophysicist Elizabeth Plimpton, who enjoys role-playing.

Because both of them are female scientists, and they have many similarities with Owen. The most outstanding one is that they like group cooperation. You know, the strength of an individual is always inferior to the strength of a team...

"Barney, why are you here?"

After everyone dispersed, Owen began to ask.

"To see my best friend, of course."

Barney laughed.

"hehe."

Owen chuckled and said clearly: "Barney, what happened to Ted? Did he meet his true love and no longer be your wingman?"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

Barney made a crying gesture and complained: "Owen, you know me best. I am so disappointed in Ted. He actually said the words 'I love you' to him the first time we met, and he was still bitter." Pursuing each other, we don’t even participate in our daily hunting.”

"As expected."

Owen thought.

Ted Mosby, a seemingly honest and loving lover, is actually an out-and-out scumbag. As the saying goes, birds of a feather flock together, how can someone who can play with Barney every day be a good scumbag? .

Of course, except for Owen, he is a truly dedicated and good man...

PS: Thanks for the reward for catching over the line and advanced viruses!