rebirth of cataclysm

"Hu Mingchen, you...why do I feel that just because I haven't seen you for a holiday, you are a little different." Hu Mingchen put down the towel for washing his face, and Tian Yongjun put his arm around his neck and said.

Hu Mingchen accepted the invitation and went to Ruiya's house. During this trip, Ruiya's parents were very attentive and polite to Hu Mingchen. They simply treated him as a precious uncle.

The dinner was very sumptuous, and in order to take care of Hu Mingchen, they did not let Hu Mingchen grab it with his hands, but prepared spoons and chopsticks for him.

However, in order to appear peaceful and willing to integrate into their cultural customs, Hu Mingchen washed his hands and ate with his hands like them. Moreover, the Masala prepared by Ruiya's mother also tasted good.

Of course, Hu Mingchen did not stay at Ruiya's house that night. It was not because Hu Mingchen did not want to, but because their family refused to stay.

I didn't know Hu Mingchen's net worth before, but now that I know, I feel that their small house and ordinary room are not worthy of Hu Mingchen. If he lived at home, he would definitely not be as comfortable as in a hotel.

This actually made Hu Mingchen a little depressed. In fact, he quite liked and enjoyed the excitement he had at Ruiya's house last time.

However, since they didn't invite him, Hu Mingchen was too embarrassed to take the initiative and stay shamelessly.

Fortunately, when Hu Mingchen left Tianzhu, Ruiya came to see him off, and the two lingered in the hotel for more than two hours, causing Hu Mingchen to consume a lot of energy before leaving.

After returning to China, Hu Mingchen stayed in Pengcheng for two days, then called back and reported to school.

The new semester has begun, and Hu Mingchen will be a junior.

"Just go ahead. What's different about me is that I don't have two eyes and one mouth, just to make things up." Hu Mingchen shook Tian Yongjun's hand away and hung up the towel.

"Haha, are you trying to be mysterious? Hey, hey, come and take a look, do you think he has changed?" Tian Yongjun teased, and then called to the other buddies in the dormitory.

"I think it's nothing, it's still the same, what's going to change?" Haoyang came over, held his chin, looked at Hu Mingchen, shook his head and said.

"I...I can't see..." Pan Yi said.

"No, I can see it... This guy seems to be more masculine." Chen Peng said while lying on the bed.

"Haha, yes, yes, that's right, Hu Mingchen probably lost his virginity during this holiday. Haha, after changing from a boy to a man, his temperament is really different." Yu Yi rubbed his washed hair and just looked at it.

Hu Mingchen took one look and said with a smile.

Since the last time they went to disaster relief together, the relationship between Yu Yi and Hu Mingchen has been greatly improved. Even he and Haoyang have relaxed a lot. Even if they are not so close, they are still good friends.

After the relationship improved, Yu Yi felt that he was much more comfortable getting along with Hu Mingchen and others in the dormitory than before, and he continued to joke when he should.

Yu Yi was originally joking, but when Hu Ming heard what he said, he was stunned for a moment.

Damn it, how did these bastards see it? People say women can see it, but how come men can see it too?

"Did you see it, did you see it, haha, I was right, I was right, Hu Mingchen is awesome." However, when he saw Hu Mingchen's stunned look, Yu Yi immediately became excited.

"It's true, haha...Hu Mingchen, which beautiful woman did you have an affair with? Let me tell you."

"Yu Yi, how could you tell that, you bastard? I said, you are awesome, you can tell that."

"Yu Yi saw it, I saw it first, haha, you are all blind, I was the first to say that, he has become manly."

...

They were all making fun of each other, and Hu Mingchen felt that he was being fooled.

However, Hu Mingchen could only smile bitterly. He was so smart that he could be confused for a while. He just lied a few words and exposed his flaw.

However, it was also because something related really happened during the summer vacation, otherwise Hu Mingchen would not be like this.

"You bastards, all of you, I think, are itchy and deserve a beating, right?" Unable to save face, Hu Mingchen had no choice but to resort to threats.

"Haha, Hu Mingchen, why should you get angry because of shame? This is a good thing, not a bad thing. We still envy you."

"That's right, which beauty is so unlucky that you ruined her."

"Look at what you said. Why did you get ruined after following Hu Mingchen? That is favor. Do you understand favor?"

"Hu Mingchen, don't hide it, there are still a few bachelors in our dormitory, let me introduce you to some experience, look at how hungry they are, hahaha."

"That's it, Hu Mingchen, teach me..."

...

Hu Mingchen's threats not only had no effect, but also ignited this group of hormonal guys.

"You want to hear my teachings, right? You want to learn from experience, right?" Hu Mingchen had no choice but to sit on the bed, cross his legs and ask.

"Yes, yes, yes..."

"Think, think, think..."

"Say it quickly...hehe..."

"Don't interrupt, wait for him to say, hurry up..."

Except for Chen Peng, who got up and sat on his bed, the others gathered in front of Hu Mingchen as if they were flattering or exploring secrets.

"Well, it's actually very simple. The first step is to be thick-skinned..." Hu Mingchen said with a grin.

"We know this. When chasing girls, it is basic to be thick-skinned."

"That's it, tell me something we don't know."

"Speak to the important points and stop talking nonsense."

When Hu Mingchen mentioned being thick-skinned, others thought he was talking nonsense. Regardless of whether they talked about it or not, they all knew that being thick-skinned was a necessary element.

Facing their buzzing, Hu Mingchen didn't take it seriously and continued to sit leisurely.

After they all shut up, Hu Mingchen continued.

"The second thing is to be in good health and exercise to make yourself strong." Hu Mingchen continued.

"Hmm? Exercise?"

"Oh, you don't understand. Of course you need to be in good health to pick up girls. If you are so sick that you can't even carry a girl on your back, how can you pick up girls?"

"What you are saying is nonsense. Among us, which one is sick and who is not in good health?"

"Yes, some girls don't like muscular men, but...it's still important to have good health and good spirits."

"Haha, the third thing is that your hands must be flexible, and you must brush your teeth frequently and don't have bad breath." Hu Mingchen ignored them. Anyway, he just paused and continued following his own train of thought.

"Yes, yes, bad breath is a no-no. What girl would like it?"

"We brush our teeth morning and night, but our hands need to be flexible. How do we understand that?"

"Yes, is it possible that you still need to do needlework with both hands and knit sweaters for girls?"

"Fuck you, sister. These days, any man is still knitting sweaters, and any man just relies on that stuff to please girls. It's good if he doesn't get despised."

No matter how they discussed, Hu Mingchen would not reply or interrupt, and they could say whatever they liked.

"For the fourth one, you must have some money, and you can't be short of money." Hu Mingchen continued.

"Oh, this is easy to understand, indeed."

"Yes, if you don't have any money, you can't go shopping, let alone treat you to dinner and give gifts."

"Well, this is a good point. Girls nowadays are becoming more and more materialistic. If you don't express your feelings on Valentine's Day and Christmas, I'm afraid it won't work."

"This is a very insightful point. I agree with it, but...doesn't it blaspheme the purity of love?"

"What a bastard, what I'm talking about is going to bed. Besides, how much pure love is there nowadays? You must have watched too many idol dramas."

"This is the fifth thing. After we have these foundations, we should look for a target and find a willing girl to attack." Hu Mingchen continued.

"...I'm a little confused, this..."

"Why does it feel a bit confusing? This is nonsense."

"Hey...what does it mean to find a willing girl?"

"Hu Mingchen, what are you talking about? Why is it so illogical?"

"The sixth step is to push her down on the bed and start taking off her clothes..." Hu Mingchen continued with a playful smile.

"Wait, wait, why did you push me to bed?"

"Yes, Hu Mingchen, what are you talking about? Why did you just take off your clothes?"

"Holy shit, what is this?"

"Hu Mingchen, what on earth are you going to teach us?"

"The seventh thing is to pounce on me and kiss her first..." Hu Mingchen's smile grew stronger and stronger.

But by this time, they were not fools, and they began to feel that something was wrong.

"Brake, brake, wait, what did you teach?"

"That's right, why has it come to this point?"

"If you have reached this point and still need teaching, you are a fool. Hu Mingchen, are you kidding us?"

"That's right, the more I hear it, the more something is wrong. What are you going to say?"

"Didn't you ask me to pass on my experience and teach you how to have sex with girls and how to change from a boy to a man?" Hu Mingchen asked, pretending to be crazy.

"Hell, what do you want to teach us? What we want is how to catch the girl we like."

"That's it, damn, you're playing tricks on us."

"Only an idiot wants you to teach this stuff, go ahead."

"You kid, you are so unkind and you think we are fools."

"Hahaha, you didn't make it clear. It's none of my business. I thought you didn't understand this. In short, the premise is that you must have a girl you like and can accept." Hu Mingchen laughed.

“Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...”

"Dirty, dirty, shameless you."

"I said, no wonder the more I heard, the more wrong I became. You just thought we were stupid."

...

After deciding that they had been tricked, everyone walked away and stopped surrounding Hu Mingchen.

Hu Mingchen shrugged innocently: "How can you blame me? You didn't explain it clearly. Besides, you still want me to teach you all this, so you are really stupid, hehe..."