Rebirth of Huang Daxian, Asking for a Seal from the Little Girl at the Start!
Chapter 27 We All Listen To Wong Tai Sin And Promise To Believe In Science!
Bai Xuan's head was full of black lines, and he glared at the stunned little girl, making her neck shrink in fright.
Then he smiled at the camera and said:
"It's okay, Lao Yang, the barrage is just kidding."
He laughed dryly.
At this time, the water friends looked at the jade talisman that was flowing in the hands of the little sister with admiration.
"Wow, the jade talisman worth 1 million yuan, the Daxian gave it away, the old woman is so happy!"
Lao Yang also saw Du Xiaomei's jade talisman, and suddenly said:
"My God! How come there are so many talismans on this jadeite!?"
I saw the jade talisman in the hands of the little sister, densely engraved with more than a dozen talismans!
Little Sister Dui held the jade talisman and asked suspiciously, "A lot?"
Old Yang said with a look of envy: "A lot! There are only three talismans on our jade talismans! Like this one in your hand, it costs 10 million from the bottom, right?"
"Ten million!?"
"hiss--"
The water friends took a deep breath.
"What are you swearing... I didn't listen to Lao Yang, did Daxian set another ten pieces of jade? If one guarantees a minimum price of 1 million..."
"Fuck, brother, stop talking!"
"My little heart can't take it!"
"The old woman is also doing a live broadcast of chicken feathers, and she will become a landlord's wife when she lies at home!"
The little girl pouted and said, "Hey hey hey! Don't make me look like he's his woman!"
"Then why did you ask Daxian if he had an adoptive mother, a weasel, with a murderous look on your face?"
The little sister was at a loss for words: "I..."
Lao Yang looked confused: "What mother weasel? What are you talking about? Is there a mother fairy?"
Bai Xuan, who had always been calm, finally couldn't hold back completely, and frantically said, "Shut up daddy!"
......
When night fell, the little sister was finally tired of playing the game.
"Oh, it's so boring, I don't even have a stronger plug-in, I'm so annoying~!"
She flicked the mouse and said depressedly.
I can no longer experience the joy of being a fool in the past.
"Be a person! Today you were reported as a cheater, and you have been banned for 12 accounts!"
"Today's Alange, it is really sad people who have been killed."
"I would like to call the old woman the strongest titled Douluo!"
"Speaking of which, if you are tired of playing the game, can you change to Daxian?"
"That's right, today's repertoire: Super Girl Ghost!"
"That's it! It's getting dark, it's time to see the female ghost!"
"Wait a minute! Wait for me to go to the toilet first, I'm afraid I won't be able to control it later!"
Duan Xiaomei also really threw up, and actively shouted to the door: "Bai Xuan Daxian~! Hurry down and come!"
When Bai Xuan sat in front of the camera, he cleared his throat and said with a serious face:
"Good evening, everyone. From now on, all the pictures, lines, and story trends you see next are designed by the script!"
I'm coming!
The audience was delighted to see Bai Xuan's serious nonsense.
Bai Xuan: "Everything you see is very conscious, it's all computer effects added for the show!"
"Well, we all know that!"
Bai Xuan: "The relevant people who appeared in the live broadcast are just actors!"
"That's right! For example, a doctor of physics and a billionaire boss who drives a Maserati are all group performances in our live broadcast room!"
Bai Xuan: "There are no ghosts and gods in this world, please believe in science!"
"Yes! We all listen to Wong Tai Sin and promise to believe in science!"
In the end, Bai Xuan said with a straight face: "Don't believe rumors, don't spread rumors, start with you and me!"
"Hahaha, brother, I can't stand it anymore!"
"Looking at Daxian saying this righteously, I'm going to laugh off my head!"
"Take it all seriously! Don't laugh! Pfft hahahaha!"
"Mom, Daxian is too humorous, I burst into tears!"
"How did he hold back from laughing hahahahahaha!"
Bai Xuan scratched his head a little embarrassedly and said:
"Every time I broadcast in the future, there will be such a segment, everyone get used to it!"
Barrage: "Hahahaha, the opening ceremony? Then I have to come early every day! Hahahahahaha!"
"For the sake of passing the trial, there is no one else, I feel bad for Daxian hahahaha! (Send a rocket)"
"We all know! Believe in science! Hahahaha (send two planes!)"
Seeing that these guys were laughing all the time, Bai Xuan took out the Soul Collector Talisman.
I saw the talisman paper floating in the air and shaking constantly, and the screams of female ghosts kept coming from inside.
The screams were in the dead of night, and the scalp of the people who had penetrated was numb.
The live broadcast room, which had been full of laughter and laughter for a second, suddenly became quiet.
After a while, the barrage reappeared sporadically.
"Fuck... TM scared me to death."
"Daxian is too bad! There is no time for people to prepare!"
"Such a note came out of nowhere, and it was too risky that I didn't send it away!"
"I'm laughing and bursting into tears, this sudden arrival almost scared me to death!"
"Uuuuu, the macho retracted his feet under the quilt..."
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