Rebirth of India: Superior

Just as he was about to enter, old Bergkamp suddenly said seriously: "Mr. Pandit, and the two ladies, because the light and shadow effects in this museum are very good, so if you encounter something unexpected when you enter, Pictures or puppets, please be mentally prepared and don’t be scared.”

Although Shaklu nodded in agreement on the surface, he didn't take it seriously in his heart. I thought about how many haunted houses I had been to in my previous life. I even broke out of the "Oiran Forbidden Zone" in Wuhan, which is known as the scariest in the country. , what else could scare me in 1992?

As a result, as soon as he entered the hall, Shakru was startled by the oncoming thing. It wasn't that the thing was scary or disgusting, but mainly because he didn't expect such a thing to pop out in advance.

The time played back to when Shakru and others had just entered the door. There was a middle-aged man doll wearing a coat at the corner near the stairs on the first floor. Shakru felt that the coat was very familiar, so he walked closer unconsciously. After a few steps, he suddenly saw the doll walking towards him, and then he opened his coat, but there was nothing on inside, only a scary big figure standing proudly, and at the same time, Laughing...

Obviously this is an "exhibitionism" doll, but I am a man. Why are you showing this thing to me as if I don't have it? What makes Shaklu even more embarrassed is that the tourists behind include Lao Bo Instead of sympathizing with their plight, Gekamp and Kabaeva laughed.

Seeing Shakru's embarrassed look, the old Bergkamp came over and patted him on the shoulder and said: "Actually, the animated dolls here are basically women, but you are the only one who touched him. "I really don't know whether to call you lucky or unlucky."

The first floor is mainly composed of paintings, photography and sculptures. Most of them are art works created with the theme of sex or sexual consciousness in human history. There are also various paintings of humans and animals that reflect the worship of reproduction and reproductive conflicts in primitive society. The photography section displays pictures from the beginning of the last century to the present, which can be regarded as a realistic record of human sexual activities and art. There are also statues from the Greek and Roman periods, with well-proportioned and extremely lifelike figures.

Shakru even saw two paintings of China here. The painting style is delicate and lifelike, and the expressions of the characters are natural and smooth. Judging from the clothing and furniture, this should be a work from the Tang Dynasty, especially one of the "Ma Zhen Tu" , it was an eye-opener for Shaklu, and he secretly thought that it seems that the horse shaking scene when Mr. Fan was filming Yang Guifei in his previous life still has a historical basis.

Just when Shakru was about to study and analyze the painting carefully, Mustafina came over and grabbed his arm and said: "Boss, look, there are actually sculptures we saw in Kabanglaho here. "Shaklu looked over and saw several small sculptures with strong ancient Indian style. The style and posture of the figures are similar to those of the sculptures in the Kabanglaho temple complex. The postures and postures are extremely exaggerated. If you are not a god or a yoga master, you will never be able to do it, so Shaklu pointed to a statue that is lowered to the waist and serves two male gods at the same time. The sculpture teased Kabaeva: "Yeva, why don't we try this pose tonight?"

Before Kabaeva could answer, Mustafina said excitedly: "Okay, okay, I'll help when the time comes."

At this time, Kabaeva, the object of ridicule, seemed to turn a blind eye to this. Instead, she took Shaklu's hand and pointed at the two men nestling together not far away and asked: "Boss, then, what's going on?"

Shakru really didn't want to answer this question, because it would remind him of the unpleasant experience last night. Fortunately, the old Bergkamp explained it for him: "Well, because gay marriage is legal in our country. Yes, so there are many same-sex couples. If they don’t hinder us, then we should try to respect them.”

It can be seen that the old Bergkamp did not appreciate this behavior very much, so several people quickly left the area and went up to the second floor through the stairs.

The second floor is a three-dimensional sound and light collection area. Various dynamic exhibits produced using sound, light, and electrical technologies are the characteristics of this museum. The first person to greet everyone is Marilyn Monroe. Many sex museums have her statues. It seems that the status of a world-class porn star is extraordinary. When you first look at her, she gives you a meaningful smile, and her posture is also A bit dignified; in the blink of an eye, her skirt flew up and her legs were exposed, showing a bit of coquettishness. On the other side, there is a set imitating the scene where Marilyn Monroe was shot. Marilyn Monroe is posing in various poses in a charming way. It is said that when Monroe was still not popular, she took many photos to make a living.

Then there are some famous historical figures who displayed themselves as "sex symbols". One of them is the female spy Mata Hari who caused a sensation in the world during World War I. This Dutch woman's voluptuous belly once caused a sensation in Paris. She wore a transparent gauze dress and looked sexy. Full of mata, noodles Standing in front of her was a heavily armed soldier, holding a gun in both hands, with the muzzle pointing to the ground, slightly bent on his knees. This scene was when she was arrested for using her beauty to be a spy for the Germans. When she was sent to the execution ground for execution, she used her The beauty made the executioner lose his mind and become unable to raise his gun.

Of course, Amsterdam's most famous window girl is also indispensable here. The design here is the same as the "exhibitionist man" on the first floor. As long as a tourist approaches, the window girl will open the window, expose herself, and lean out of the window, as if taking the initiative. Attract guests.

However, more exhibits are used to show various forms of human sexual orientation, such as homosexuality, exhibitionism, etc. For example, a "woman" was tied to a disc and suffered various abuses...

Finally, everyone took a group photo next to a two-meter-high big thing and left this very special museum. Then, accompanied by old Bergkamp, ​​they visited the ancient palace, windmill village, Van Gogh Museum and other attractions in turn. Then Shakru took Mustafina and Kabaeva back to New Delhi.

The reason why Shakru was so anxious to return to New Delhi was that he was almost busy here in the Netherlands, and secondly, he was anxious to return to New Delhi to watch a good show. He didn't watch this show last year because he was busy making money, but he didn't want to miss it this year anyway.

ps: I just finished the civil service exam and found that writing an essay is completely different from writing a novel...

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