Rebirth of Journey to the West

The poem says:

First there is Hongjun and then there is heaven, and gods and demons are even more present in front of the immortals and Buddhas. Pangu opened up the heaven and earth with his axe, and the sun and moon appeared at the beginning of Hongmeng. Xingtian lost his life fighting for position, and Gonggong was angry at Mount Buzhou. The Eastern Emperor Taiyi controls all demons, and Nuwa refines stones to mend the sky. Kuafu is out of reach day by day, when will Jingwei's reclamation of the sea be completed? Shennong saved the world and tasted hundreds of herbs, and the Sui people made fire to warm the world. The Xuanyuan Divine Sword beheaded Chi You, and the Dinghai Divine Needle held down the sea and the sky. Cangjie cleverly created characters with his spiritual mind, and Leizu raised silkworms to draw silk cocoons. Fuxi's Bagua is said to be the number of gods, and his descendants are praised for their divine bows. Wu Gang attacked Guanghan Palace, and Chang'e flew to the moon for elixir. The three religions jointly respect the list of gods, and Xiqi Chaoge sings and sees the swordsman. The king of Chu and his goddess met in Wushan, and the Queen Mother feasted on the emperor in Kunlun Mountain. Zhuang Zhou dreamed of butterflies that aroused his emotions, and he looked forward to the emperor's cries turning blood into cuckoos. King You plays with the princes with beacon fire, just for the sake of beauty. Lao Tzu transformed the three pure beings into one breath, and the Buddha sacrificed himself and entered Nirvana. The Marquis of the Sui Dynasty rescued the snake and obtained the pearl, but Bian He offered the jade and his body was broken. The match between gods and men is punished by heaven, and the filial son tears apart mountains and rivers in anger. The spiritual stone nourishes the heart ape for ten thousand years, causing the three worlds to be shocked and the five elements to be in chaos. Xuanzang traveled to the west to seek the true scriptures and endured disasters for fourteen years. The righteous results of cultivation will be spread all over the world, and it will be passed down throughout the world. Earth, water, wind, and fire are created by nature, and the six paths of reincarnation are boundless. Infinite magical powers are not something to boast about, gods, demons, immortals and Buddhas are just jokes. Yan and Huang are all extraordinary people. China only has five thousand years. (Reprinted from the Internet)

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Earthly Immortal Realm. Xiniu Hezhou.

"Marshal Tianpeng, you actually molested Fairy Chang'e after the Antian Conference. Your Majesty is furious now. Don't blame the brothers!"

There was thunder in the sky, and a group of golden-armored gods leaned out from the auspicious clouds and threw the bloody fat man down, but he happened to land in the pig pen.

"Don't stop me, let me hit him again, how dare you molest the beautiful Fairy Chang'e!" A god-man in golden armor raised his thunder mallet, and with a thunderbolt, it hit a newly born piglet in the pig pen. The golden-armored god wanted to strike again, and his colleagues hurriedly hugged him.

At the same time, a young man in modern times had just left the Internet and came to the street. At this time, he heard the classmates behind him yelling in panic: "Zhu Ganglie, be careful!"

The young man turned his head and saw the big truck coming towards him, and then he felt like he was flying.

"I heard that he was hit by a truck and someone from time travel said..."

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"Is this the time-travel I'm looking forward to?" A little pig lay on the ground in a pig pen. A thunderbolt just fell and almost hit him, but the little pig didn't move at all.

The little boar looked at a sow and three piglets next to him and thought sadly: "No wonder the fortune teller said that I have the appearance of being rich and powerful, and Marshal Tianpeng came down to earth and gave me a name. Ganglie, Zhu Bajie’s big name, isn’t it Zhu Ganghye…”

Zhu Ganglie, who was wearing a piggy vest, began to look at his "house", miserable! awful! awful! Five pigs were crowded into a small fence and there was a manure tank that exuded an unpleasant stench. There is also a nine-pronged palladium nail standing next to the cesspit. It is probably the tool used by the owner to dig out excrement.

The pigsty and manure tank are not too miserable, and at least you can be considered the owner of a house. You must know that in modern times, you may not have a house even if you work hard! The worst thing is that if you don’t eat pig milk, you have to eat pig food!

Lao Zhu even wanted to die!

"If you let me know the name of that fortune teller, I will definitely kill him! Well, I don't know if this is the living area of ​​the Hui people..."

"The mistress looks strong!" The hostess came. She was tall and thick with a thick voice. She pointed at Zhu Ganglie and said to her husband: "She should be able to serve at the banquet during the Chinese New Year."

Lao Zhu couldn't help but shudder: "It's bad luck, it's bad luck! It's been a long time and it's still being eaten. Isn't there an animal protection association here? No, I have to escape!"

You must have enough physical strength to escape. You must not eat pig food, but pig milk is fine.

Lao Zhu raised the pig's trotters and gave the brother next to him a mouthful. Damn it! Dare you compete with me for milk? Be careful I burn you into a roasted suckling pig!

The little pig next to him snorted and glanced at Lao Zhu with disdain, as if to say: "Sooner or later you will be a roast suckling pig too!"

Lao Zhu immediately settled down and started doing push-ups every day when no one was around, running around the pig pen, exercising to consume energy and prepare for running in the future. A pig with a big belly can never escape from the butcher's sharp knife!

Whenever midnight arrives, the pig pen becomes haunted again. The old sow and the three little pigs look in horror at the little pig doing push-ups and the nine-tooth nail shining brightly on the edge of the manure tank. palladium.

While Lao Zhu was doing bodybuilding and weight-loss exercises, he also overheard the hostess's talk and learned that this was a village at the foot of Fuling Mountain in Us Tibetan Kingdom. The hostess's husband's surname was Gao.

Fulingshan, surname Gao? Lao Zhu felt that it sounded familiar and tried his best to think where he had heard it. Unfortunately, the structure of the pig's brain was too simple and he couldn't remember it.

Until one day, there was a sudden noise in the village: "Oh no! Second Sister Egg flew out of Yunzhan Cave to eat people again!" The whole village was in a panic, and people fled and hid in the house. The door of the room was trembling.

The little pig lay on the pigsty and looked outside. He saw a bad wind blowing from the mountains and falling in the village. The bad wind dissipated, and a three-meter-tall old hen appeared, clucking and clucking. , suddenly ran to a house, picked up a cow and a pig, and flew back to the mountains with the wind.

"Monster..." Lao Zhu's eyes straightened, and he hummed: "It turns out to be an old hen monster named Erjie Egg... Wait a minute!" Lao Zhu sat in the pig pen, ignoring the horrified looks of his brothers, and broke away. He held his little pig's trotters and thought: "Wuzang Kingdom, Fuling Mountain, Yunzhan Cave, Second Sister Egg, the male owner's surname is Gao... holy shit!"

An idea flashed in Lao Zhu's mind, and he finally remembered. Isn't Yunzhan Cave in Fuling Mountain the same place where Zhu Bajie protected Tang Monk before he learned the scriptures? And that Second Sister Egg is Zhu Bajie’s wife who was only blessed for one year!

"This is Gao Laozhuang, then who am I?" Lao Zhu looked down at his little pig's trotters, and then glanced at the nine-tooth nail palladium that suddenly appeared in the manure tank. He rolled his eyes and foamed at the mouth.

Brother Monkey, Master misses you... Second Senior Brother, Master asked you to beg for alms, but you fell asleep... Bajie, you are naughty again...

Lao Zhu lay half-dead in the pig pen, without the slightest desire to move. If he really turned into Zhu Bajie, he should have recovered his supernatural powers by now, killed the old sow, and ate his own brothers. Just now, the second sister Egg He will take a fancy to the pig demon, and he has become the son-in-law of Second Sister Egg. .

Less than a year after becoming the husband of the old hen, the old hen was killed by a thunderstorm. Bajie occupied the Yunzhan Cave and waited for Miss Gao's Yulan to grow up five hundred years later. A few years after getting Yulan to bed, Guanyin The eighth woman came over and named herself Zhu Wu Ming, and lost her sexual ability.

Not long after, Tang San came over with Hericium, broke up his marriage, and gave himself a name: Bajie. Abstain from killing, stealing, lust, lying, drinking alcohol, sleeping on ornate beds, dressing up and listening to singing and dancing, and eating after noon.

After returning from studying for Buddhist scriptures from the West, the mischievous Tathagata Buddha appointed Zhu Bajie as the messenger for purifying the altar. This Buddha with a big head and a belly full of bad water. Zhu Bajie was made tasteless by the Buddha's teachings, but he still made him the messenger for purifying the altar!

"Does this still allow the pig to live..." Lao Zhu turned over and sat up, looking like a meditator, and thought: "By the way, I am definitely not Zhu Bajie, because the old sow and the piglet are still alive, and I don't have any magical powers. There is only an unreliable nine-tooth nail palladium. It must be that Zhu Bajie and I were born in the wrong body and squeezed into the same body. I came first and he came later, so it is me who currently occupies the pig's body."

"If Marshal Tianpeng wakes up, with his personality, he will definitely eat my soul first and occupy the pig's body." Lao Zhu shuddered. What kind of person is Marshal Tianpeng? His soul is strong and he has all kinds of magical powers. He can't do anything. How could a mortal be his opponent?

"Even if I suppress Marshal Tianpeng, it would be embarrassing to be an old hen's intrusive son-in-law. Moreover, five hundred years later, I will meet that eighth wife of Guanyin and become a pig with no power. Pity my Magnolia..."

Lao Zhu swallowed his saliva and finally decided to run away immediately, not wanting Magnolia anymore. Five hundred years later, he might be able to renew his "good relationship" again if he returns to his old place. If he didn't run away, he would definitely become a pig and be incompetent, and be the messenger of Lingshan's altar. !

Just do it! Lao Zhu immediately jumped out of the fence and looked around. He saw that the second sister Yao was still in power and the village was still quiet. Lao Zhu ran away.

Just as the mistress of the Gao family opened the door and looked outside, she immediately screamed: "Monster--"

After a while, countless voices in the village rang out: "Don't leave, pig demon!"

Lao Zhu looked back and saw a group of villagers behind him menacingly chasing him with shovels, dung and palladium kitchen knives. He was so frightened that he ran away even more happily.

"Strange, how do they know I'm a monster? Is it written on my back: I'm a pig monster?"

The villagers didn't know Zhu Ganglie was a monster at all. They just saw a little pig running happily on two legs, and behind the little pig there was a nine-tooth nail flying in the air, and they followed him leisurely.

Can a pig that runs on two legs not be a pig monster? While the pig demon's magic power is still small, it is natural to kill him early to prevent him from committing evil in the future! .