Rebirth of Journey to the West

The first level of the Thirty-three Heavens is the Emperor Huang Zengtian. This level is the closest to the human world. Therefore, the immortals who live here are often the priests who directly manage the affairs of the mortal world. Among them, the most lively immortal palace is undoubtedly the Marriage of the Old Man under the Moon. temple.

Yue Lao is a famous old immortal in the three realms. He became enlightened early, but his magic power is not very good. However, this person has refined a strange magic weapon called the Red Thread of Marriage. The red thread of marriage is a red string formed by condensing the yin and yang in the hearts of men and women who love each other. Just paste the red thread of marriage on the two names in the marriage book to determine the fate of the two.

Whenever the gods in the sky want to come down to earth, they secretly go to the Marriage Hall with heavy gifts, bribe the old man to give a red string to the mortal they like, and then happily go to the lower world. The assistant of the old man under the moon is Hongluan Xingjun Princess Longji, the daughter of the Jade Emperor. She died in the battle of Conferring Gods and was named Xingjun.

Princess Long Ji is also a very capable woman. Since she was on the list of gods, her temperament has become much calmer. However, she was a little unhappy because she was married to Long De Xingjun Hong Jin, and she often complained about Yue Lao's messy red strings.

On this day, Yue Lao returned from cleansing his hands and saw twenty-four gods and generals leaving the palace. He hurriedly ran into the palace and saw Princess Longji checking the marriage book. He wondered: "Princess, those fools just now What's going on?"

Princess Longji smiled and said: "Guanyin Bodhisattva sent someone here to ask you to help pull a red thread. I think you have offended Master Guanyin, so I dared to take this job for you, so that Master Guanyin will not bring bad luck to our family, right?" "

Yue Lao nodded and said: "Although this is true, the thread of marriage cannot be tied randomly. If some god or demon is tied to it, he will get angry, and my book will suffer again! When Master Guanyin was reincarnated and descended to earth, I was annoyed by his propaganda The six roots are pure, and I want everyone to become monks and nuns, and stick to the green lantern. If all mortals in the world do this, the human race will become extinct and human relations will be cut off. Therefore, I will lose my job while he descends to earth and reincarnates as a woman. He tied a red rope with the boy from the Ma family, hoping to let her know the joy of love between a man and a woman.

I didn't expect that she would find out after we got married. She was so angry with me that she burned my marriage book with great magic power. My whole body festered and died, turning into pus, which frightened the Ma family boy to death. It's good that you want to resolve the grudge between me and her, but it's a pity that you didn't think it through clearly, and now you don't know who you have offended! "

Princess Long Ji was a little unhappy after hearing this, but she also knew that Yue Lao was telling the truth. The young man from the Ma family who was frightened to death by Guanyin had his soul helpless. Guanyin took it back again, killed an old demon, put his soul into the demon's body, and took him as his own guardian king, named: Horse Head. King Ming, I want him to never be reincarnated as a human being in all his lifetimes. Guanyin Bodhisattva was also ridiculed as Ma Langfu Guanyin Bodhisattva.

Princess Long Ji sneered and said: "It doesn't matter if you offend others. Don't offend women! We women are all petty!" After that, she walked away.

Behind her, Yue Lao stamped her feet angrily and secretly scolded her for being stingy. Hongluan Xingjun left the Marriage Hall and was about to go to Lihentian to play with his sisters when he suddenly saw an official coming towards him. He looked a bit wealthy and had a smile on his face, entering the hall. The princess thought: "Sure enough, I pulled the wrong red thread. This man has extremely powerful magic. Although he is smiling, he is actually extremely angry. I must be here to settle a score with Yue Lao."

Princess Long Ji was about to enter the palace to protect Yue Lao, when she suddenly thought that it was this old man who held the red string indiscriminately that made her marry an incompetent husband, so that she was listed on the list of gods, and said with a smile: "Well, I will let you suffer a lot. Haha. Hehehe..." He let out a weird laugh, mounted his mount and left.

In the Marriage Palace, Zhu Ganglie's golden sword was sitting on the main seat, flipping through the marriage book. Yue Lao stood aside with his eyes swollen like peaches, and said with a smile: "Shangxian, your red line of marriage has been ticked off. "What else are you looking for?"

The pig head snorted, made two fists the size of sandbags and tried to hit him again, shouting: "You want to interrupt what the young master is doing?"

Yue Lao quickly laughed and said: "How dare you, how dare you!" He was secretly embarrassed in his heart: "Princess Long Ji also said that women are stingy. This master is even more stingy than women..."

Zhu Ganglie searched for a long time but didn't find what he was looking for, so he had to hand the marriage book to Yue Lao and said: "Old man, help me find a few characters. One is the current female king of the daughter country, and the other is Pipa from Poisonous Mountain. The third one is my Xing Xian'er, the fourth one is the golden-nosed white-haired mouse spirit from Xiangkong Mountain, also known as Mrs. Diyong, and the fifth one is the jade rabbit in the arms of Fairy Chang'e of Guanghan Palace...the jade rabbit in her arms, haha, is white and tender. Rabbit..."

Yue Lao didn't know what the old demon was giggling about, so he quickly checked the marriage book, found these five people, checked them carefully, and called out something strange. It turns out that these five people are humans, gods, demons, and goblins, but their marriage lines are all connected to a character named Chen Jiangliu, also named Xuanzang, a monk.

"The monk's six sense organs are pure and all five aggregates are empty. How can he still appear in the marriage book and be married to someone else?"

Zhu Ganglie sneered and said: "Of course the Bodhisattva took advantage of your unpreparedness and ran over secretly to add it." He pulled off the red thread of the five people's marriage, blew on the Samadhi True Fire, and burned it all. After thinking for a moment, he laughed again. Said: "Let me check a few more people. The first one is Fairy Chang'e, the second one is Seven Fairies, the third one is Jingwei, the fourth one is Xing Xian'er, and Princess Baihuashy, Queen of Daughter Country, Niu The three daughters of the Demon King, the Jade Rabbit Spirit also want..." After a moment, he named hundreds of daughters' families, and then hesitated: "Nvjiaoniang... Forget it, ignore King Yu, and find out later!"

Yue Lao hesitated and said: "Exalted Immortal, what are you doing to find out these many women?"

"Of course I will give them a red thread, and it will be in my name, Lao Zhu! Ho ho ho—"

Yue Lao suddenly made a bitter face and begged for mercy: "Shangxian, there are many characters here that I can't afford to offend. If I really sign the red line of marriage, my life will not be saved!"

Zhu Ganglie clenched his fist and touched his nose. His nose suddenly started to bleed, and he said in an evil voice: "If you can't offend them, how can you offend me? So that you know, I, Old Zhu, have Qinglong on the left, White Tiger on the right, and Niu." With the nine phoenixes on my waist, I will kill the gods if I block them, and I will kill the Buddha if I block them! It doesn’t matter if the red line of marriage is involved, but my name is not allowed to appear in the marriage book again!" After that, he walked away.

Yue Lao wiped off the nosebleed and said with a bitter smile: "Who did I offend? It was obviously the red thread that Hongluan Xingjun pulled randomly. Who cares about me?" The old man also had a bit of a temper, and took out a red thread from his sleeve. He found the name of the Queen Mother and tied it to the top. He tied Zhu Ganglie on the other end and said with a cruel smile: "Find an old sadistic woman to take care of you!"

Yue Lao laughed a few times, became timid again, and quickly pulled off the red thread. He glanced around and found no one, and then he breathed a sigh of relief.

"If you offend that cruel old woman like the Queen Mother, you will definitely die miserably...".