Rebirth of My Secretary's Life
Chapter 795 Yellow mud fell into the crotch
What kind of theory are you talking about? Just to let me listen to Wang Jun’s speech, you actually said such things.
Although he was full of curses in his heart, at this moment, Zhao Deli could only wait. Not to mention, this thing happened by such a coincidence. Just when Zhao Deli was about to endure his anger for a while, something fucking happened in his belly.
The reaction, waves of violent stimulation, made him extremely uncomfortable instantly.
"What are you going to do?" Zhao Deli couldn't help but stood up again, but before he could stand up, the old man spoke again.
"I really can't hold it in anymore, brother, something serious is going on!" Zhao Deli said in a deep voice while holding his belly.
If Zhao Deli had not just left, that brother might have believed what he said, but at this moment, how could that brother believe it? He pulled Zhao Deli and said: "Brother, Wang [Secretary] really said a lot
Okay, after you pass this village, you won't be able to hear Secretary Wang's speech again. If you want to hear what my brother says, just listen honestly and sit down."
That old man's strength was not small to begin with, but now that Zhao Deli has been disturbed by a piece of shit in the middle palace, it can be said that his strength has already gone to seven or eight, so there is no way he can match this old man.
After being pushed back to the chair, Zhao Deli felt that he was becoming more and more enthusiastic. It seemed that he would not feel comfortable unless he vented this enthusiasm. But the old man seemed to be afraid that something would happen to him again, so he asked Zhao Deli
After sitting down, he put a fat palm on Zhao Deli's shoulder.
The word hit is a little wrong. In Zhao Deli's opinion, it should be press. The unscrupulous guy pressed his body hard with his palm, making him unable to move.
It was like a heart-wrenching discomfort that made Zhao Deli's face turn a little pale, but he still had to endure it, in front of so many people, and at the venue. If he fell on his pants, all the wise men of that generation would probably be killed.
there is none left.
The word "forbearance" means a knife on the head, endure it!
Zhao Deli stared at Wang Jun's mouth. At this time, he could no longer hear clearly what Wang Shuji was saying, but in his heart, he had a wish, and that was Wang Shuji. Just finish the order. If you want
If I don't finish talking, I won't feel well in my stomach.
Holding his belly in his hands, Zhao Deli felt like he had the reaction to go to the toilet, but the toilet was already full.
However, Wang Jun's speech seemed to be endless. Waves of applause continued, making Wang Jun's speech become more and more enthusiastic.
"Brother, listen to what Secretary Wang said so well. That is to build a prosperous Ronan. When we earn enough money to go back to my hometown, I will also build a few houses in my hometown and enjoy it.
Enjoy." The man who put his hand on Zhao Deli's shoulder didn't understand what Zhao Deli was thinking at all, and still said to him with a smile.
Zhao Deli is about to cry. Damn it, I don’t care what you want to do. Damn it, just let me get this stuff out.
Looking forward to it. Looking forward to it, spring has come, Secretary Wang’s speech has also ended. While the man was applauding, Zhao De rushed towards the toilet. At this time, his heart was full of tragedy and stirring.
, he had a thought in his heart, that is, once he leaves, he will never come back.
"Comrade, what are you going to do?" Zhao Deli saw a toilet sign. He rushed over immediately, but just as he was about to rush into the toilet, an old lady in her sixties, dressed in responsible work clothes, suddenly blocked his path.
In front of him, that thick body like a mountain of flesh was blocking the toilet door like a wall.
"What are you doing?" The old lady's voice was stern, as if she was looking at a class enemy.
Zhao Deli really didn't want to talk to the old lady at this time. He yelled: "If you want to go to the toilet, you have to rush forward."
"This is the women's restroom, why are you going to the bathroom?" The old lady was unambiguous. She stretched out her hand and grabbed Zhao Deli's hand that was trying to break free, and said righteously.
The women's restroom can't be so miserable, right? Zhao Deli, who felt that he couldn't hold on for long, looked at the old lady who was struggling to make money and said with a hint of pleading: "Mom, where is the men's restroom?"
"That's the end of the road, just turn a corner." The old lady pointed towards the distance and said in a deep voice.
Over there, looking at the corridor that was about to pass the multi-purpose hall, Zhao Deli paid his respects to his eighteenth generation ancestors to the person who designed this toilet, but he still rushed towards the toilet over there like a gust of wind.
"Bang" Zhao Deli pushed the door hard and found that the toilet could not be opened. What was going on? Zhao Deli, who was already angry and was about to raise his fist and smash towards the toilet door, saw a sign above his head that said
"The toilet is under renovation, please go to the third floor."
What a cheat!
At this time, Zhao Deli felt that he could no longer hold it in. With a crisp sound, Zhao Deli's expression suddenly became strange. The hotel waiter saw a man with his legs crossed, as if he was injured.
I jumped up to the third floor.
Could this be the legendary trick of teasing the vagina? Having read two martial arts novels, Waiter made a malicious guess in his heart.
Zhao Deli, who finally expelled the contents of his belly in one breath, breathed a sigh of relief, but he still had one thing that didn't hurt. That was his brother's pair of shorts, which were completely scrapped. Looking at the shorts
Zhao Deli was so cruel that he took out the small military knife he bought from the store from his clothes and pants, which was said to be imported from Switzerland.
"Brother, what are you going to do? What era is it now? Why can't you think about it!" Just when Zhao Deli stood up the blade, the toilet door was pushed open. The person who pushed the toilet door saw Zhao Deli holding
The moment the knife went towards his lower body, he reached out and grabbed his palm.
"Brother, this is my happiness for the rest of my life. Now that I can still live without the emperor, even if you are cruel to yourself, it will be of no use!" This is an enthusiastic person. On his sincere face, there is something difficult.
The look of persuasion on his face, as he held Zhao Deli's hand, was a persuasion of emotional intelligence that he had seen from a Qing palace drama.
Looking at the small door that was opened, Zhao Deli thought that he had just panicked and forgot to lock the door. This happened to this man who opened the door, and this man saw him smiling brightly.
, so Lenovo came to me.
Why am I so unlucky? The next generation's innocence will be in vain! Zhao Deli felt uncomfortable in his heart and hurriedly said: "Brother, I really am not..."
"Brother, there are only a few critical steps on the road of life, and if you take one wrong step, it will be a different life. You are still young, even if you have any disease, now that medicine is advanced, it can be treated, and
If you cut me off like you, there is really no way to save him." The man didn't wait for Zhao Deli to explain, and then said in a deep voice.
Zhao Deli fainted. He looked at the old man and finally said with difficulty: "Brother, let me finish. I'll tell you, I don't want that, I want to cut off my underwear."
"Cut off your underwear, why are you lying to me? What, brother, think about it carefully. This is the toilet. Even if you want to understand it, you can't be here. It will hurt you to death. Otherwise, you first
Think about it, if you really have such thoughts, it is better to go to the hospital." The old man was very tireless in teaching, and when he saw that Zhao Deli was not going to change, he suggested again softly.
Zhao Deli was angry, the mother-in-law has not lived a happy life enough, why do you say such things about me? When he couldn't hold back his anger, Zhao Deli finally shouted loudly: "I have pulled my pants, so I have to remove my underwear."
Cut it off, you know it!"
Zhao Deli's voice was so loud that it made the toilet shake. But the moment he finished speaking, the surroundings became silent.
"Hahaha..." A burst of laughter suddenly came from outside, and along with these laughter came many footsteps.
"I pulled my pants, what the hell is this happening to me?"
"Hehe, I really didn't expect that. Fortunately, we are not from Ronan City. It's so embarrassing!"
"Are you still a child? Well, don't talk about this. Secretary Wang just finished speaking. We have to go back for a group meeting. Let's go!"
The man who was holding Zhao Deli's hand quickly put down his hand after taking a look at Zhao Deli's crotch. After pondering for a moment, the man sighed with emotion: "Brother, who has never held Zhao Deli's hand in this life? Then
What, don’t take it too seriously!”
Zhao Deli slammed the door of the toilet and closed it. He felt that he was really unlucky today for having caused such an unlucky thing. But it's a shame, things will continue, and Zhao Deli's affairs are not finished yet.
, then it’s good to keep doing it.
The knife was indeed of Swiss quality. It cut off the underwear in almost an instant. Zhao Deli looked at the yellow stuff on the underwear and finally breathed a sigh of relief.
After cleaning up, Zhao Deli did not go out. After lighting a cigarette and smoking for a few minutes, he wandered out of the toilet. Fortunately, there was no one in the toilet, so he breathed a sigh of relief.
Instead of walking from the multi-purpose hall on the second floor, he turned a corner and walked to the exit of the hotel.
"Sir, please come this way." The polite waiter said softly to him. This made Zhao Deli instantly feel respected. But just as he raised his hand and walked out of the room, he heard someone whispering next to him.
Said: "Have you heard that someone pulled his pants and yelled loudly..."
Zhao Deli, who had no shame in listening any longer, walked out quickly as if a strong wind had blown up. He really couldn't stay in this place any longer.
Zhao Deli, who originally wanted to find Liao Ronghua, took two steps and finally decided to go back to the company. After returning to his car, he looked at the surrounding environment and felt like I was back.
.(To be continued) {PiaoTian Literature www.PiaoTian.com thanks all book friends for their support, your support is our greatest motivation}
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