Rebirth of Siheyuan starts in the 1980s

084 Under normal circumstances, I won't laugh, unless I can't help it (monthly pass)

"Why are you laughing? Stop laughing!"

"Ah?" When he noticed that Cao Lili was glaring at him, Cao Zhiqiang blinked innocently, "I'm not smiling?"

"You were smiling just now." Cao Lili said angrily, "I saw it!"

Cao Zhiqiang continued to look innocent: "I really didn't laugh!"

"You just laughed!" Cao Lili said.

"That's right." Cao Zhiqiang said with a straight face, "I am an adult. Compared to you, a minor, I am more mature and stable, and I can control my emotions better.

So, normally I won’t laugh unless I can’t help it.”

Speaking of this, Cao Zhiqiang couldn't help but chuckle, and then immediately straightened his face again.

"Look, you're laughing again!" Cao Lili said angrily, "There's nothing like this. I won't eat it!"

After saying that, Cao Lili put down her chopsticks and stood up to go back to the house.

"You really don't want to eat?" Qiao Simei, who was munching on a bun, suddenly said, "Then your roast duck belongs to me."

"You're still talking about it!" Cao Lili glared at Qiao Simei, "It's all you, how dare you take advantage of me? I asked you to buy one, buy one... What are you yelling about? Do you want the whole world to know that I am going to use that?

"

Speaking of this, Cao Lili angrily snatched the plate of roast duck in front of Qiao Simei: "I won't let you eat it!"

"How can this be like this?" Qiao Simei pursed her lips, "What does it have to do with me? It was you who asked me to buy sanitary belts. Moreover, you just said before that you asked me not to tell outsiders, but Brother Cao is not

An outsider? Or do you regard Brother Cao as an outsider?"

"You still say that?" Cao Lili said angrily, "Besides, I won't give you any buns either!"

"Brother Cao!" Qiao Simei immediately turned to look at Cao Zhiqiang. While chewing the buns in her mouth, she pointed at Cao Lili with a greasy finger and said, "Look at her, she is bullying me again!"

"Okay, okay." Cao Zhiqiang shook his head, "Lili, I understand your mood, but this is not something unspeakable, it is normal.

On the contrary, in our family's situation, the elders are no longer here, so the eldest brother is the father.

So, after you come here, you should tell me as soon as possible.

If you tell me, I will definitely prepare something better for you."

"What?" Cao Lili said with a red face, "How can I tell you this kind of thing? You, you are a man."

"What a boy or girl, you are my sister." Cao Zhiqiang said, "Okay, since that's all, from now on... like this, I'll buy you some underwear later. Sixty pairs should be enough, right?"

"Sixty pieces?" Cao Lili was shocked by this number, but she forgot about the underwear itself, "Why did you buy so many?"

"Of course you should change it!" Cao Zhiqiang said, "Well, scientific research has proven that girls' underwear is dirtier and has more bacteria than boys' underwear, so it needs to be changed more frequently.

This is especially true in your current situation.

If you do this, from now on, you, on the days when you have your period, you will need two new pairs of underwear a day. If the situation is more serious, double the number!

If you don’t come here at ordinary times, change into a new pair of underwear every day.

Oops, it seems that this is not enough?

Then it’s decided, I’ll buy you one hundred and twenty strips later, which should be enough for a month.

No, just underwear is not enough, underwear also needs to be replaced with new ones every day.

Well, I will also buy you sixty sets of underwear, which should be enough for two months.

By the way, there is also our little Simei. From now on, you will also wear new underwear every day. I will also buy you sixty sets of underwear for her.

I won’t use it for now, I’ve already bought enough.

Let’s do this for now, if there’s not enough, add more.”

After hearing what Cao Zhiqiang said, before Cao Lili could speak, Qiao Simei said first: "Brother Cao, are you serious?"

"Of course I'm serious!" Cao Zhiqiang nodded and said with a straight face, "Look at my expression, I'm really serious!"

"Brother, I'm not like you." Cao Lili sighed, "Change new underwear every day. This, this is too luxurious and wasteful."

"That's right." Qiao Simei said, "And I bought so many, how do I wash them?"

"Isn't there a washing machine?" Cao Zhiqiang asked, "Save enough dirty clothes in a week and wash them once a week. When washing, add more washing powder and wash them twice more. That's enough."

"What a waste!" Cao Lili shook her head.

"What a waste." Cao Zhiqiang curled his lips, "I am just going through life now. You will understand in the future. To maintain hygiene, you have to change your underwear every day, especially you girls. Otherwise, it will be easy.

It’s getting stinky!”

"Here we go again." Cao Lili shook her head and sighed, "I'm too lazy to tell you."

Qiao Simei took a bite of the steamed bun and then took a bite of the roast duck. She clicked her lips and said, "Oh, sister, I understand now that the letter you wrote to us was not an exaggeration at all.

Not only are you not exaggerating, you are also humble.

In your current life, not only do you eat meat and drink milk in different ways every day, but you also change your clothes every day. Oh my, it's not an exaggeration to be a princess in the past, right?

What a blessing!

If our father knew and knew that you are living this kind of life now, wouldn't he be jealous?"

"Eat what you have!" Cao Lili glared, "You can't stop your mouth after eating so much!"

Qiao Simei curled her lips, swallowed the food in her mouth, then looked at Cao Zhiqiang and said: "But Brother Cao, do you really want to send me back? Can I not go back? I want to be with you!"

I, I am very well-behaved and easy to raise, really!”

Cao Zhiqiang laughed: "Simei, if you don't go back, you will be like this now. You won't be able to continue going to school at all. Your student status is still where you are. You must go back."

"Then I won't go to school." Qiao Simei said.

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Cao Lili glared, "If you don't go to school, you won't be educated. What will you do when you grow up?"

"What are you afraid of?" Qiao Simei curled her lips and said, "When I grow up, I will marry Brother Cao and let Brother Cao continue to support me!"

"Ah!" Cao Lili slammed the table angrily, "Qiao Simei, are you itchy? Do you think I don't dare to beat you?"

"Luanluoluo!" Qiao Simei made a face at Cao Lili, "Brother Cao is here, I'm sorry you don't dare!"

Cao Lili took a deep breath and started to roll up her sleeves: "Okay Qiao Simei, I have to spread your ass today!"

"Ah!" Qiao Simei jumped up quickly, grabbed a bun, and hid directly behind Cao Zhiqiang, "Brother Cao, look at her, she's bullying me again, you have to make the decision for me!"

Cao Zhiqiang smiled bitterly: "Okay, okay, you two should calm down. They are really two aunts."

Speaking of this, Cao Zhiqiang looked at Cao Lili: "Lili, sit down and calm down, she is still a child."

Immediately afterwards, Cao Zhiqiang turned to look at Qiao Simei, who was eating buns: "Simei, go back and sit down."

Qiao Simei proudly went back and sat down, and gave Cao Lili a blank look. Cao Lili clenched her fists in anger.

"Just wait!" Cao Lili said angrily, "I'll see you later!"

"Humph, then I'll run away." Qiao Simei said with a smile, "I'll go find Uncle He, or I'll run to the front yard to find Sister Liu Yuanyuan. They love me, and they will never let you mess around."

"Stop, stop, stop!" Cao Zhiqiang waved his hands, "Can you stop making trouble and talk about serious things?"

Cao Lili breathed out: "Forget it, I'm too lazy to argue with you."

Then, Cao Lili looked at Cao Zhiqiang: "Brother, what else do you want to say?"

Cao Zhiqiang said: "That's right, Qiao Simei...she can't go on like this forever. There must be an explanation. At the very least, she can go to school here."

Cao Lili said: "But, didn't you say that if you want to go to school here, you need to have a household registration and student status here? But in your current situation, don't you mean you can't adopt her at all? Don't you mean you're not qualified?"

Cao Zhiqiang smiled and said: "I don't have the qualifications, but others do. As long as I find a reliable family that meets the regulations to adopt Cao Lili, she is someone else's adopted daughter in name, but in fact she still lives with me. Then it will be fine, right?"

"

"Yes!" Cao Lili nodded, "But such a family must be very reliable. Who can I go to? Wait, you won't go to Uncle He, will you?"

"That's not possible." Cao Zhiqiang shook his head, "That family is a special thing. If you can have as little contact as possible, have as little contact as possible. There is no way I can let Simei become his adopted daughter. I'm not crazy."

"Who could that be?" Cao Lili frowned, "Who else in this compound is more reliable, can make you feel at ease, and is willing to help you adopt Simei?"

"Stop guessing." Cao Zhiqiang said with a smile, "You will know when the time comes.

All in all, I will never treat Simei badly and will definitely find her a reliable adoptive parent as soon as possible, even if it is only in name."

"Then what should we do now?" Cao Lili said, "Sister Huaihua ran away. Simei has been alone at home recently, and there is no one to help her with her homework. You can't just let me do it all? I can help her solve a problem. It's systematic.

The teaching is really not good."

"Don't worry." Cao Zhiqiang frowned and said, "I will find a reliable tutor for Simei as soon as possible. If it doesn't work...

By the way, can Uncle San teach her?

Uncle San has been a primary school teacher for decades and has rich teaching experience. Now that he is retired and has nothing to do at home all day long, it should be okay for him to teach Simei, right?"

"I don't want it!" Qiao Simei said suddenly, "I don't want that third uncle to teach me."

"Why?" Cao Zhiqiang asked.

"He's too ugly." Qiao Simei said seriously.

"This answer..." Cao Zhiqiang was speechless for a while, "It's really hardcore."

"Simei, what's the matter with you?" Cao Lili scolded, "Looking for a teacher is not a beauty pageant. What does it matter whether you look good or not?"

"But the teacher is so ugly that I feel uncomfortable." Qiao Simei said, "If I look uncomfortable, I won't be able to learn."

Cao Lili was furious: "So, I have to find a handsome teacher for you? Who do you think you are? Your Highness the Princess?"

"It doesn't have to be a handsome teacher." Qiao Simei said with a smile, "As long as you can look past it, you can also be a girl. Anyway, it can't be too ugly. At the very least, it must be by the standards of ordinary people."

"Okay, okay, I understand." Cao Zhiqiang smiled, "Look back, I'll go look outside and find a pretty female college student to come back and be her teacher. Is that okay?"

"Okay, okay." Qiao Simei smiled happily, "Brother Cao is the best!"

Cao Lili frowned and said, "Brother, you are too spoiled to Simei. You will spoil her."

"Isn't it you?" Cao Zhiqiang smiled slightly.

"With you as a big sister here, I just need to be a kind brother.

From now on, you will be responsible for strictness and I will be responsible for pampering. The division of labor is clear. How perfect."

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