Rebirth of the American Tyrant

"Hello, how can I help you?"

"Ahem, miss, I want to ask, where should I insert the mouse, in my opinion, behind

The two interfaces are the same. "

"Hello, sir, it's like this. Please pay attention. Above the computer interface, the mouse with a small mouse is the mouse."

"Ahem, okay, I didn't pay attention."

"It's okay. You can see the detailed tutorial on the DVD that we included with the package."

"thank you very much."

When the phone hung up, both sides kept complaining.

Damn it, I only have a video recorder in my house. It's miserable. This month's expenses are going to exceed the standard again. Damn, it's not designed, why can't you send a videotape.

"My God, Ruth, the one who didn't know how to connect the power cord just now, now this one doesn't know how to fix the mouse.

I think this guy will definitely call for consultation. "

"Anna, stop complaining. I heard that there are still DVDROMs used as cup holders."

It was cool when I sold the computer, but when the hotline was blown up, Tom Fat Cat was not well.

"Outsourcing, what are you waiting for? It's too late for training here. Go to Asan to find a company.

By the way, have you gotten that **** slot-in DVDROM? Damn, I should have thought of it long ago. "

Fat cat Tom is speechless. This joke is known to everyone in Silicon Valley. However, some people still do this. There is no way, these local tyrants are right, so the designers are wrong. You deliberately misled users.

That is to say, the welfare of the legendary world is good, otherwise, Nima would not take care of it.

"By the way, Tom, give those little girls a little more reward. You know, the aggrieved job, if you don't get material encouragement, it will be a disaster, my disaster.

And, never, never laugh at the ignorance of customers. You have to let those customer service know that these are their parents. "

"I will, boss, for emergency training right away."

"By the way, service outsourcing doesn't matter. Tell them that if someone complains, you won't have to cooperate in the future."

The sweaty fat cat Tom left, and being able to throw this hot potato out made the whole person a lot easier.

However, thinking of the so-called quality problems, Tom Fat Cat still has a tingling scalp.

He still didn't understand before. You can't connect the computer interface wrong. If it's wrong, you can't get it in.

However, those **** local tyrants have ways to make mistakes. Bastard, don't you often get out of the ordinary path to make such a thing?

The first batch of goods are usually brain-dead fans and enthusiasts. With the promotion of subsequent advertisements, Legendary World, the guy selling game consoles, suddenly became synonymous with professional-grade computers.

expensive?

If it is not that expensive, the group of local tyrants may not really buy it. What you are afraid of, rich people buy things, only the most expensive but not the best.

This sentence is not necessarily a joke. Don't they know that a bag of tens of thousands of dollars is worth a thousand dollars at most.

To the rich local tyrants, hitting a shirt or hitting a bag is simply the scene of a car accident.

That's right, price is a gap. In fact, for William White’s current computer, 13 frames are not enough for these people. If you can, you'd better make thirty thousand dollars.

Now that there are such a group of users, the previous policy needs to be adjusted.

For example, adding on-site installation services is not expensive at 299 a time. If you need to teach the use of computers, there are naturally other intimate services.

What stuff, how can you be so expensive?

Is it expensive? In fact, it is not. As long as people are involved in the United States, it is impossible to be cheap. For a light bulb or fuse, you will be charged a hundred or tens of dollars every minute without discussing it.

You may not be expensive to buy a cabinet at IKEA. If you want to be delivered to your door and installed, most of the time, the price is not much cheaper than the cabinet.

For those who are relatively scumbags, it is best to stay in Rabbit Country. Nima, someone will send home a Mala Tang, let alone any foreign country, it is unimaginable in Xiangjiang and Baodao.

It's not that there is no takeaway service, but whether you can consume it.

Don't be stingy with tips, otherwise, someone will spit in your lunch box.

"Door installation? If so, it's better to go to electrical chain stores to buy. At least, those salespersons will teach them how to install." Michael Dell couldn't understand William White's magical brain circuit. He seems to have a kind of rush, that guy is not selling computers at all.

"Ahem, boss, according to what we know, this phenomenon is rare.

only. "

"Hesitating, but what?"

"Amazon's DVD sales have soared. We noticed that several brands are out of stock."

"Fuck, okay, I get it." The corner of Michael Dell's mouth twitched. He is still here. Because of whether to configure DVD, Legendary World does not have the option of CDROM at all.

It seems that if this stuff is not added, it will definitely be regarded as a backward product.

To be honest, the current performance of Legendary World has far exceeded his judgment. What you see is the chaotic after-sales service. What he sees is indeed a group of blind consumers.

Yes, these people do not understand computers, and they do not necessarily need computers. However, they chose to buy a computer.

I don't want to say anything else, just this point, I have to throw a few blocks away from Dell. The legendary world is basically the Apple of IBM compatible computers.

The most irritated, without a doubt, is Bill Gates. After getting rid of the entanglement of the Ministry of Justice for the time being, he urgently needs to make a little action.

If William White can, why can't I? Could it be that my Bill Gates is not as good as you. The recent stock price has been a bit weak. If there is no more news coming out, the fund manager should scold his mother.

Isn't it differentiated management? What's the matter, I dare not sell Microsoft computers all over the world.

Hey, the customer service is outsourced to Asan. How does this mind grow? Well, although it is full of curry flavor, it is cheap!

From this day on, Ah San entered the sight of Silicon Valley bigwigs.

The basic mother tongue is English, which is great. We now need a lot of code farmers and customer service. Of course, if you have others, we also need them.

What, the pronunciation is hard to hear, and customers may not understand it.

Isn’t that right? There is evidence that the English with a strong curry flavor may be the most authentic London accent.

With the increasing volume of software, no matter how good a software engineer you are, there is no way to complete a software independently.

At this time, mass production of these code farmers has become a top priority.

Hey, when you are all Asan up and down. Don't blame the buddies for not reminding, this group of **** are also difficult to engage in.

What, look for more power in the rabbit country.

Trust me, this would be a bad idea.

No store owner is willing to hire rabbit people, because these guys are so capable. I don’t eat too much and don’t consume much, which is really appropriate.

However, these people are too hard, unless you can keep him promoted. Otherwise, sooner or later, you will find that you have cultivated yourself a very powerful opponent.

Well, the road to promotion of the American emperor is far less tragic than the Great Rabbit Kingdom. If you think about it, you will understand that if you can go to a prestigious school in the United States, there will be any easy people there!

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