Rebirth of the Campus Special Forces
Chapter 2306 Really Gives You Face
Kang Lingli rolled her eyes helplessly and said nothing. The male singer and his manager also looked at Jiang Shan with cold expressions and displeasure.
But Jiang Shan, as if he didn't see everyone else, waved his hands, stood up casually and walked towards the desk, smiling and saying as he walked: "Hey, don't be so straight-faced.
Tell me, after hearing this joke, I’m sure you’ll hold your stomach and laugh.”
Kang Lingli raised her eyebrows, took a deep breath, and simply lowered her head to read the documents, leaving Jiang Shan to deal with it. Anyway, looking at this, it was definitely impossible to negotiate with Xu Siwei today, and there was probably no hope of signing the contract.
Let Jiang Shan stir things up. Kang Lingli was happy to see her man looking so relaxed and in such a good mood, so she simply didn't want to interrupt Jiang Shan.
Jiangshan is indeed in a good mood these days. If it had been in the past, Jiangshan would have just smiled lightly at such a funny joke and had no intention at all to reflect on it.
Jiang Shan, who was holding his hands behind his back, clicked on his phone again. After reading the joke, he raised his eyebrows and said, "It's about a mental patient who sat at the entrance of the village and stopped a waste collector, a junk collector. Do you know this?"
"The fool looked around cautiously, and when he saw no one was around, he lowered his voice and asked mysteriously, Hello, do you want to close the iron?"
"The waste collector had seen many people selling stolen goods like this, so he naturally understood it and cooperated. After looking around, he nodded heavily. The fool frowned in embarrassment, shook his head slowly and said, That's iron!
, it’s a bit long, I’m afraid it won’t be easy for you to handle.”
"It's okay. I'll drive over and show you how long it is. Then the fool coughs and waits until no one is around at night before taking you to see it."
Grinning, Jiang Shan continued: "In the evening, the two met at the agreed place. The fool carefully walked over the mountains and ridges to collect waste like a devil entering a village, and finally came to the railway.
After looking around for a long time, he grabbed the arm of the waste collector, pointed to the two railway tracks on the ground, nodded heavily and said, "Here, just these two rails from Qiqihar to Beijing, let's see how much they cost!"
At this point, Jiang Shan laughed again. Not only did Jiang Shan laugh, but Kang Lingli couldn't help but laugh out loud.
On the other hand, the manager and Xu Siwei's expressions were even more gloomy, and they looked at Jiangshan with gritted teeth.
"Isn't it funny?" Jiang Shan looked at the two of them in confusion and asked blankly.
How did Jiangshan know that this joke was made up by Internet idlers to make fun of Xu Siwei after he became famous? Jiangshan happened to see the reply, read the joke, and thought it was very interesting, so he posted it.
Maybe ordinary people don't know or understand the origin of these Internet jokes and vocabulary. However, as a person involved, how could Xu Siwei not know that these are jokes made fun of by netizens?
"What do you mean? You think it's funny, don't you?" Xu Siwei's face turned red with anger, and he stared at Jiang Shan fiercely, even a little ferocious.
Jiang Shan scratched his head, with a look of helplessness on his face. He looked at Kang Lingli, smiled awkwardly and said, "Isn't it funny? Then you can continue talking, I won't say anything. Ahem."
After all, Jiangshan doesn’t understand what these contracts are about and can’t help him much.
"What nonsense are you talking about? Let's not talk about it anymore!" Xu Siwei glared angrily at Jiang Shan and said through gritted teeth. Looking at that look, his eyes seemed to be spitting out fire.
"No, just because of this joke? Damn it, this is really a joke on the Internet. Well, if you don't believe me, just take a look!" Jiang Shan helplessly explained with his hands spread. If this negotiation fails because of himself, then Jiang Shan is really enough
I feel aggrieved. Why? I just saw a joke.
Holding the phone, Jiang Shan quickly stepped forward, turned over the phone screen and handed it over. Seeing Xu Siwei reaching out, Jiang Shan thought he was going to answer the phone, so he didn't take any precautions.
Snap... a slap was slapped directly on Jiangshan's wrist. Without any force, Jiangshan even tried to let go and handed it over, but the other party slapped Jiangshan and knocked his phone away.
With a thud, the phone fell directly to Jiang Shan's feet.
Jiang Shan, who originally looked harmless and pleasant, his face darkened. He looked down at the phone at his feet, then slowly raised his eyes to stare at Xu Siwei: "What the hell are you doing? Throwing my phone? Are you going to hit me?"
"What happened if I threw your phone? Hit you? Did I hit you?" Xu Siwei not only did not feel guilty at all, but looked at Jiangshan aggressively and with disdain.
In his opinion, Jiang Shan's previous behavior of telling jokes and showing him his cell phone was provoking and ridiculing himself.
Just when Xu Siwei still looked disdainful, sneered and turned around to leave, Jiang Shan suddenly raised his hand and slapped Xu Siwei hard on the face.
There was a loud snap, and Xu Siwei didn't take any precautions. The slap made him spin around twice and suddenly fell on Kang Lingli's desk.
"You!" Xu Siwei covered his face in astonishment and looked at Jiang Shan in horror.
The two bodyguards in black on the side, seeing that Jiang Shan had taken action, rushed towards Jiang Shan. Before the two of them could get close to each other, Jiang Shan kicked one of them away, turned around, and used his right arm and elbow.
He hit another bodyguard in the face with a heavy swing, and fell straight on his back, with nosebleeds gushing out.
Simply and swiftly, with one face-to-face and three moves, he killed three people with ease and smoothness.
Everything was completed in the blink of an eye, and both the agent and Kang Lingli were stunned. It was more exciting and crisper than the martial arts scenes in the movie.
"Damn it, I'm really giving you a hard time, aren't you? Throwing my phone? You've had enough! You're such a crazy singer! I'm signing a contract? I'm signing you! You're awesome, aren't you? You're worthy
Right? Listen, from now on, I guarantee that no company will dare to sign you, no enterprise
If I personally dare to invite you to perform, I guarantee that no TV program or even entertainment program will have any reports about you. Do you have a good voice? Can you sing? Go to the underground passage and sell songs on the street! Damn it!" Jiangshan
He poked Xu Siwei in the forehead and yelled angrily.
When Kang Lingli saw that he was about to hit someone, he stood up in a panic, ran around the table and pulled Jiang Shan away.
"Don't pull me, sister, you won't sign a contract with someone like this. You're so stupid. I can't let him go anymore. How can I make you dissatisfied after just seeing a joke? I threw my phone. I've had enough."
!" Jiang Shan angrily pointed at Xu Siwei and cursed harshly.
"Okay, okay, don't be angry. If you don't sign him, you definitely won't sign him. Let them get lost now, okay?" Seeing how angry Jiangshan was, Kang Lingli hurriedly persuaded Jiangshan.
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