Rebirth of the Campus Special Forces
Chapter 434 Picking Up Girls Without Money?
Jiang Shan chuckled, opened his mouth with satisfaction, put the lollipop in his mouth, deliberately smashed it in his mouth, and then licked his lips: "Why is this candy so so sweet? Hmm? It's quite fragrant!"
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"Alpine sugar all tastes like this!" Zhao Jie twisted her body uneasily, naturally knowing what Jiang Shan was referring to!
"Hmm...it has that sweet smell in your mouth!" Jiang Shan commented with a slight smile!
After taking a few mouthfuls, Jiang Shan handed it back!
"What?" Zhao Jie frowned and looked at Jiang Shan! This bastard always comes up with new tricks so unexpectedly! Lin Xi hasn't come back yet. If he comes back and sees him, how can he explain it?
However, Jiang Shan moved his arm forward and handed it directly to Zhao Jie's mouth!
"Asshole, I remember you!" Zhao Jie opened her mouth angrily, put the lollipop in her mouth, and took a hard bite!
With a bang, the candy was bitten into pieces, and Zhao Jie, who was holding the stick, smashed it towards Jiangshan!
"What a pity! What a pity! I thought you were a person who knew how to eat!" Jiang Shan sighed and shook his head!
Zhao Jie blinked in surprise and asked vaguely: "Why are you feeling so emotional again!"
"There are many elegant ways to eat lollipops. However, if you just chew them up and eat them, it's like a dog gnawing on a bone. It's a waste of natural resources!"
"Tch..." Zhao Jie pouted unconvinced!
"I'll teach you?" Jiang Shan sat up, turned to look at Lin Xi who came out of the bathroom, but stopped talking!
"Tell me! Are you feeling weak when Lin Xi comes back? You just bully me for fun, right? My aunt is so easy to bully! Damn, Jiangshan, knowing you as a buddy makes me really..."
"What's wrong?" Lin Xi sat down with a smile, looked at Zhao Jie who looked aggrieved, and asked curiously!
"I want to teach her to eat lollipops. Look at her, she bites off the stick and throws it away!" Jiang Shan smiled and pointed at the white plastic stick next to him!
Lin Xi pursed her lips and smiled: "This... just eat it in your mouth. I need you to teach me!"
"Different ways of eating naturally lead to different pleasures! You two don't understand at all!" Jiang Shan sat upright and shook his head!
"This lollipop, the best way to eat it is to lick it!" Jiang Shan said seriously and without any shame! Lin Xi smiled and glanced at Jiang Shan!
"Licking and eating is the most direct way to appreciate the sweet taste of the lollipop! If you hold it in your mouth and put it all into your mouth, your mouth will be full, and you might choke yourself.
!Other than that, the most appropriate thing is to lick it!”
"Another one, the tongue is the most sensitive taste organ in the body! A big lick can allow the entire tongue to fully experience the sweet taste of the lollipop! And a small lick, the taste of the lollipop will pass through the tip of the tongue, little by little.
It fills the entire mouth and leaves a fragrant aroma on the teeth and cheeks!”
After a pause, Jiang Shan scratched his head: "Of course, it is not suitable for licking in crowded places, especially for you girls!"
"Then you can put it in your mouth and turn it around to eat... When you are depressed and bored, you can also knock your teeth. Teeth of different sizes will make different sounds! If you have tooth decay, you may be able to knock out a symphony.
That's right!" Jiang Shan teased with a smile, tilting his head to look at Lin Xi!
Lin Xi chuckled: "What else, keep talking!"
"Then eat it slowly... People with a good temper can hold a lollipop in their mouth for about half an hour. They can alternate between sucking it on the left and right to entertain themselves!"
"In the end, Zhao Jie was the one who devoured it like a dog gnawing bones!" Jiang Shan joked with a smile!
"You..." Zhao Jie stared at Jiang Shan!
Lin Xi gently pulled Jiang Shan's arm: "I saw a cafeteria over there just now. Let's go over and have two plates of egg rice!"
Jiang Shan smiled, stood up, and directly reached out to pull Zhao Jie up!
"Hey... let go, don't pull me... you..." Zhao Jie kept struggling! As a result, Jiang Shan turned around and looked at her without saying a word! A few seconds later, Zhao Jie
He was as obedient as a kitten, with his head drooped and following Jiang Shan's side honestly.
There are not many people in the restaurant! Although they are all here for leisure, a plate of egg bibimbap costs more than 50 yuan. Who in general is willing to spend such a huge amount of money!
Looking at the prices on the menu, Lin Xi frowned and pulled Jiang Shan's arm: "Let's go...it's too expensive! Don't eat it!"
Jiang Shan raised his eyebrows and smiled: "It's okay... we're all here! You can eat whatever you want! Three plates of egg rice, um... a plate of special steamed buns! Uh... tinfoil scallops... sizzling tiger fish! Hmm
, That’s it!” Jiang Shan looked at the menu casually, not caring about the price, and just ordered it casually!
"Don't eat it...it's too expensive! This costs more than 700!" Lin Xi kept pulling Jiang Shan's arm and urged!
Zhao Jie, who was silent on the side, also frowned: "Don't eat... let's go out to eat! It's almost time to play, isn't there a food stall outside? Let's go!"
The three of them whispered, while the waiter wearing a white shirt and bow tie looked impatient: "Do you want more of what you ordered?"
"No...thank you! We won't eat!" Lin Xi said with an apologetic smile, pulling Jiang Shan and walking out!
"You poor guy... you still pretend to be rich when trying to pick up girls! Damn!" the waiter muttered in a low voice, clapped his hands with the menu disdainfully, turned around and left!
Jiang Shan tilted his head and looked at the waiter displeased!
"Let's go... why bother with him! Let's rent an oven and go out to eat..." Lin Xi comforted Jiang Shan! Knowing that Jiang Shan has a fiery temper, he can get on with it!
However, the three of them had just stood up with their backpacks and had not taken a few steps. Several men at the table by the window stood up with a smile!
"Brother...what's wrong? I can't afford it? Is it too expensive? How about...come to my brother's place for a drink?"
Jiang Shan turned his head and saw that it was the men who were chatting up at the beach! The short-haired man looked disdainful, but the companions beside him looked at Lin Xi with pig-like expressions.
With Zhao Jie!
Jiang Shan sneered and grinned: "I plan to go out to eat! Drinking, no need! Thank you!"
"Hey...this is just a small amount of money! You can't bear to part with this small amount of money! It's rare that two sisters want to try the authentic seafood dishes here, or...what to eat, brother will treat you!"
Jiang Shan sneered: "Thank you!"
"Why are you so polite! We are friends now! Come here and have a few drinks!" Looking at Jiangshan's age and his performance just now, with his short hair, I guess that even if Jiangshan has a little money, he probably doesn't have much! Naturally speaking,
I feel more confident!
Lin Xi glanced at a few people, then pulled Jiang Shan away: "Why bother talking to people like this!"
Seeing the three of them walking away, the short-haired man lost his composure and said, "Hoho? I can't even invite anyone for this treat? I don't have the money to pretend to be a gentleman, but I want to imitate others and pick up two girls. Now you know it's embarrassing?"
"Sister... come and have a few drinks with my brother! Don't leave! I will take you to have a good time tonight! I'm sure..." Seeing that the short-haired man in the lead was teasing and sarcastic, the other men suddenly became energetic.
He opened his mouth and joked without any restraint!
After he finished speaking, Jiang Shan suddenly stopped, turned around and pointed at the person who spoke with narrowed eyes: "What did you say?"
"Oh... you scare me to death! Are you pretending to be ruthless? Why don't you pretend to be a gangster while I am pretending to be a gangster? You just listen obediently! I am greeting my two younger sisters. What's wrong with you? It's so cool.
Stay and go!”
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