Rebirth of the Campus Veyron

It is said that if a man stares at a woman seriously for ten to twenty minutes, the fitness effect is quite good. Lu Yunqing has a deep understanding of this when facing Lin Xiaoyi or Zhou Ziyue. At that time, it was his favorite job every day

, just install it on the bed

He looked at the woman beside him quietly, but at this time, when Lu Yunqing was facing Haruno Haru, who was asking about his Warcraft operating skills in confusion, he felt a little confused. He suddenly felt that this theory was nonsense, and he couldn't help but feel confused.

Unfounded and completely counterproductive!

It's not that Lu Yunqing doesn't like girls asking questions, it's just that a woman who can be as foolish as Haruno Haru will follow you all day long and ask you why there are no winged beauties among the elves in Warcraft.

There are no dwarves in the orcs who can build magical instruments. Why are there no prince charmings in the human race who can wake up Snow White with a kiss? Can you stand such a woman?

Every day he is surrounded by strange questions like this. Even if Lu Yunqing had eight mouths, he would never be able to explain them all!

When Haruno Qing asked Lu Yunqing's ear for the eighth time, he finally couldn't bear it anymore and hugged his head crazily. Looking at Haruno Qing's face as if he was planning to break the casserole and ask the question, he said depressedly:

"What do you want, girl? Let me tell you, don't think that I will show mercy to you just because you are a Japanese princess. Don't bully others too much. If you keep chattering next to my ears, be careful and I will kill you immediately."

You chopped it!"

"No, you can't bear to part with it." Haruno Qing was very self-aware and laughed, with a trace of cunning flowing in her eyes. Looking at Lu Yunqing's look of wanting to cry without tears, she smiled in her heart, "Quickly

Tell me, why is there no Prince Charming in the human race? Why is the hero there an old uncle with a white beard?"

Lu Yunqing screamed and screamed to the sky. The next moment, his eyes were filled with anger and he started shouting wildly, as if he was hysterical. At this time, he finally surrendered to Haruno Haru.

He said: "I have nothing to do with you, so I'd better forget it. If you want to kill or behead me, it's up to you. Don't ask me so many questions anymore. You are too much of a monk!"

He would never have thought that such a person in the Japanese underworld, who looked like a living Buddha but was actually a goddess, would be a chatty person. What made him collapse even more and vomit blood was that this chatty person didn't even seem to know what it meant to stop or what it meant.

start?

Although the spirit of breaking the pot and asking the truth is quite worthy of admiration in the huge clan of Huaxia Kingdom, it is definitely not worth spreading in Lu Yunqing's Canglong Gang. Even if there was such a concept just a moment ago, in this

At that time, there was absolutely no such concept anymore. The reason is very simple. No matter who it is, if they are enveloped by such noisy voices as Haruno Haru, they will definitely fall into great madness!

Lu Yunqing suddenly felt in his mind that he seemed to have entered the sensational Hong Kong blockbuster "Westward Journey". He was the monkey in it who could not guess the ending at all, and the little witch in front of him,

It’s definitely the chattering Tang Monk inside!

No doubt about it!

Lu Yunqing's mind was in chaos. He had no choice but to use his last resort, Thirty-Six Stratagems. Walking away was the best option, but this villa was only so big. After running for a while, he entered it again.

Within Haruno Haru's attack range, he realized that this girl's ultimate move was the most terrifying ninjutsu in the legend, mouth escape!

"Why are you bothering me so much? I owed it to you in my previous life!" Lu Yunqing, who had completely fallen into madness, said something indiscriminately at this time, and then Haruno Haru's sweet voice

The sound spread into his ears again

Inside, she looked at Lu Yunqing with a beautiful smile, and after a while, she continued: "Of course I am adhering to the attitude of being diligent and studious, and come to ask you such a question, about the game you played in front of me last time

Warcraft is so handsome, by the way, please give me another round!"

Lu Yunqing was stunned, and tentatively asked with some disbelief: "Really? Are you sure that you just want to learn how to play World of Warcraft that you want to show off so much of your coquettish side in front of me?"

"Go away, when did I become coquettish? I just want to play World of Warcraft as coolly as you!" At this time, Haruno Haru instantly showed off her little girl's shyness and her big eyes that could speak.

Looking straight into Lu Yunqing's eyes, blinking, there was a hint of teasing in them, Lu Yunqing was stunned for a moment, and immediately fell deeply into it!

Lu Yunqing gave a wry smile. Although the other party's flirtatious offensive was still quite lethal at this time, her verbal offensive was still much better. At least Lu Yunqing's world was much cleaner. He looked at him with a face full of thirst for knowledge.

spring

Ye Qing couldn't help but feel soft, nodded and said: "If this is the case, I can play another game in front of you, but there is no opponent for me in Haofang. That person last time,

He is not my opponent either!"

Haruno Qing rolled her eyes at him angrily and said: "I know narcissism, you guy, I just lost one game to you, if you invite him this time, he will definitely use his best

Ability, do you believe it?"

"Haha, I quite believe this." Lu Yunqing chuckled, but immediately, his face turned bitter again, because the one about Haruno Haru that he just couldn't control suddenly appeared in his mind.

Offensive, he first said, "Let's talk about it first

, this is the last time to play. Don’t come to me again in the future. Also, don’t chase after me every day and ask so many helpless things. Do you know that the question you asked just now is really too much.

It makes people speechless, it’s just a bunch of questions that have no answers!”

After finishing speaking, Lu Yunqing deliberately glared at Haruno Qing. With that stern look, he had enough reason to believe that Haruno Qing would be shocked by him, but unfortunately, Lu Yunqing had already used so many

The strength still failed to make her surrender to him.

"Huh, do you think I'm bored? Let me tell you, for this reason now, you are under the same roof as me, and you are the safest one, because from time to time someone will come looking for my whereabouts. Likewise

I will also look for your whereabouts. If you are with me, at least when necessary, you can still use me as a hostage, do you think I don't know?"

When Haruno Haru said this, Lu Yunqing's face suddenly turned red. He looked at Haruno Haru who understood everything, and felt nervous in his heart. It seems that this girl is really a scary guy!

Lu Yunqing's expression was calm, as if he was speaking seriously about a serious question. He said softly: "I am alone, I am worried about what you will do to me."

Haruno Qing was stunned for a moment, then raised her eyebrows and stared coldly at the guy who had stripped her naked. Her originally happy mood began to ripple.

However, the murderous intent in her eyes was fleeting.

Lu Yunqing, on the other hand, went around the gate of hell!

Stimulate!

A trace of cold sweat had already penetrated Lu Yunqing's forehead. He said with some lingering fear. Immediately, he turned on the computer and logged into Qiuqiu as usual. Without waiting for the person to come online, he directly sent a message: What are you doing?

It’s time to go online, World of Warcraft, the old rules!

But less than half a minute later, the gray portrait started to flash. Lu Yunqing looked at the words on it and couldn't help but froze, and then burst out laughing.

Haruno Haru's attention was also attracted for a moment, and she came closer to Lu Yunqing, saw the computer screen, and after a slight pause, she also burst into laughter.

I only saw clearly written on it: "Nima, I finally know how to bubble. I've been practicing World of Warcraft every day for the past two days, and I'm just waiting to blow my ass off for you. Come in quickly and see how I get fucked by you this time.

Asshole-busting!”

Under this sentence, there is another modified version, "Fuck, hurry up, let's see how I make you explode!"

In a somewhat mysterious courtyard house in Yanjing City, Ying Xiuchen looked at his notebook and ignored Ying Hong beside him, writing on it to himself.

But the next moment, Yingshi Hong reacted quickly and came to the computer. Although Yingshi Xiuchen didn't want him to see it, his movements were so fast. He could already understand it with just one glance.

Everything, suddenly burst into laughter, simply

Tears had already flowed out, and he pointed at this boring brother and said: "Brother, I have always thought that you should be a relatively normal man. I didn't expect that you would be so boring."

Showy, awesome, really awesome!"

After he finished speaking, his tears flowed uncontrollably. Although the British Xiuchen kept glaring at him, he still couldn't control it at all. Finally, when the British Xiuchen was about to turn off the computer,

He just stopped, pointed at the angry British Xiu Chen and said: "Brother, you'd better have a fight with him, otherwise he will scold you to death, and just laughing at you will make you look up to him for the rest of your life.

Don’t get started!”

Hearing these words, the British Xiu Chen frowned and said, "This guy is not an ordinary person. Last time, he beat me by more than ten people."

"What?" Ying Shihong was stunned, then snatched the computer over and said with great interest, "Huh, isn't he just an ordinary master? Look how I can cut through the mess quickly and kill him directly.

Down!"

After finishing speaking, Ying Shihong's eyes were already burning with ferocious blood. For him, Warcraft is also a game worth playing. When he usually stays at home and has no tasks, he

He would also stay up late every day and night to practice his micro-management skills. For a while, playing this game in Huaxia Kingdom gave him a feeling of familiarity.

The next moment, when he chose the hero, a terrifying battle between the unknown Changlong Gang and the Yamaguchi Group had already begun!

"Watch, I will definitely defeat that guy on the other side. Humph, you dare to bully my brother. This is my biological brother!" Yingshi Hong said angrily, but Yingshi Xiuchen also understood that this

The smile must be for you, but it's not really for you. Doesn't your brother know it?

Lu Yunqing, who was on the other side of the network, looked at the hero chosen by the other party and couldn't help but frown and said to himself: "Why did you choose a hero of this style this time? It's a bit strange, tsk tsk."

As soon as he finished speaking, it was time to choose a hero. The system randomly assigned a hero to him, and then perfunctoryly made Haruno Qing curse again and again. When Lu Yunqing heard her strange curses

, I almost even want to die. This girl is so awesome that she can even say such curse words.

In desperation, Lu Yunqing had no choice but to make a gesture, causing Haruno Qing to stop in an instant. But then, Haruno Qing's body had already sprinted over, and directly blocked Lu Yunqing's neck, and cursed.

Said: "Don't use this milk-grabbing dragon's hand on me in the future, or I will really strangle you to death!"

After a while, Lu Yunqing, who had no intention of fighting back, coughed twice, but there was no big problem. He laughed, and then said: "I just want you to know that Anjing is treating me.

Tell me how important it is!"

Lu Yunqing's meaning is already very obvious. He wants to say that he is willing to risk his life, so you can pity him and give him a quiet environment!

Hearing this, the indignation in Haruno Haru's heart suddenly became more turbulent, but when she saw Lu Yunqing had begun to control the hero dazzlingly, her eyes immediately straightened, staring at the computer screen, as if that hero was working hard

There is a shadow of Lu Yunqing in the running hero!

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