Rebirth of the Entertainment Grandmaster

The Tongmu challenge letter has been released. Ye Tang naturally wants to take it and wants to ask for advice, right? Okay, then I will give you a good education and see if you are still good at it? There are also those people who are waving flags and shouting with dirty mouths.

Yes, hum, let’s see if I don’t slap you in the face later! You still have great words, bah, these are a bunch of things that have never seen the world!

Ye Tang's smile is so evil. Many people like his evil tone, and Ye Tang is no exception.

I'm ready to slap people in the face, but I can't show off too much at the beginning, and I can't write too classic and good words, otherwise if I scare people away, I won't be able to play anymore. For something as refreshing as a slap in the face, I have to do it slowly.

Either slowly or slowly, neither slowly nor quickly, just figure it out slowly.

It's like boiling a frog in warm water, otherwise, you will have an orgasm all at once. It would be too boring to have an orgasm.

Su Muzhe's "Jiangnan"

"The dawn is coming, the willow leaves are curling up, the flying red is in formation, the spring light is early in several places. The fresh green spots are still lingering, covering the red wall, and the wind blows by and the oars make a good sound.

Shao said, the sun is setting, and in the light smoke village, it is difficult for the people of Yin and Yin to grow old. I have to drink wine and talk to the grass. A long song, the Ming Dynasty's talk is charming."

Ye Tang made a separate post, posting the more general words above, without saying anything else. As soon as his post was displayed, a large group of people came in, and then the replies came in a flurry.

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Floor 1: Sofa, nothing more than that!

2nd Floor: It’s far worse than the same tree, bullshit!

Floor 3: It’s a bit interesting, but you’d better get out of here!

Floor 4: Just fine!

There were only two words for "Fourth Floor", but when he saw Tongmu's name in the reply, Ye Tang laughed. It seemed that this Tongmu despised him!

Floor 5: Louzhu sb, identification completed!

Floor 6: It looks like, it looks like, compared with the same tree... it’s far different!

7th Floor: Gay friends, what does his "Su Muzhe" mean? If anyone knows, please explain it, and I will volunteer my own chrysanthemums.

The reply on the seventh floor is very interesting. I actually noticed the name of Ci brand posted by Ye Tang. In fact, Ye Tang was also a little strange. In that world, Ci seems to have existed in the Tang Dynasty, but the status was not as respected as that of poetry. Ci was initially considered

It is a small road, and it was not until the Song Dynasty that it flourished and prospered.

Ye Tang searched for it and found that this world is really weird. Words like this have never appeared before. It was only in the past few years that it began to slowly develop.

It would be better if he didn’t, Ye Tang smiled, maybe he could become a great master with Song Ci in the future, the benefits would be huge!

Ye Tang didn't explain the meaning of Ci Pai's name, and didn't read much of the subsequent replies. Instead, he turned to the homepage and waited for Tongmu's response. Judging from the meaning of his reply, it seemed that he didn't treat him as a piece of cake!

"The spring breeze has broken through the memories, the flowers are crying, the world is playing, the hearts are broken, and there is nowhere to express sorrow and joy. The encounter is like meeting each other in a cold dream, the love has been broken, and the pain of lovesickness. A word wakes me up late, the face is as hot, and the tears are wet,

I am lonely and helpless, but my heart is not dead. I have lingering regrets in the world, and I cry like rain in the middle of the night. "

When he returned to the homepage at one o'clock, Tongmu's new post appeared, and he also posted a new song. Ye Tang opened it and saw, hey, this guy named Tongmu also has two brushes, and he actually composed a

The first is quite good "Jiang Chengzi".

"Jiangchengzi" What Ye Tang remembers most clearly is the poem mourning the death of his wife by Su Shi, a famous writer in the Northern Song Dynasty. It is the one that begins with "Ten years of life and death." However, Ye Tang has no intention of publishing it. He doesn't even have a wife now.

One, and his future wife is a little fairy, he can't curse her to death!

As soon as Tongmu's new words came out, the replies were overwhelming.

1st floor: Tongmu is very powerful and grabs the sofa.

2nd floor: Worship, it’s much better than what the third brother wrote!

3rd floor: Tongmu is a great god and man, and has wonderful words.

4th floor: All the sb upstairs, Tongmu is the best!

Floor 5: As soon as Tongmu Dada’s new words came out, he was invincible all over the world! Yeah!

Floor 6: Third brother, sb, if you have the guts, keep going! Look at my fellow student, you are so pissed off if you don’t beat me!

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Floor 26: Wow, Tongmu is so touching. Let me be your girlfriend! Don’t be sad!

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Floor 55: Tongmu is so powerful, please be gay!

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Floor 58: Birds and beasts on Floor 55, identification completed!

Floor 59: Floor 55: As far as your thoughts go, you can get away from me. I’m the same as you. Don’t pay attention to those perverts. The little girl undresses and waits for you.

After a while, there were a lot of replies. The more Ye Tang read, the funnier he became. The replies were much more exciting than the battle. However, why didn't anyone ask him to be gay...ah, why don't you undress him?

Ye Tang also thinks Tong Mu's new song is good, but why rush? It's just the beginning. His first song is just an appetizer, and the feast is yet to come!

Jiang Chengzi's "Poem on Bamboo Branches of the West Lake"

There is no way to cross the blue clouds, and the blue sky sinks. It is the center of the lake, and it is Nong's heart. In my heart, the road to the lake has been cut off until now. There must be a way for Lang to reach the broken bridge. Nong's residence is like Liu Rujin. Looking up at Lang Deng from the south peak, Lang is deeply worried, concubine

I am deeply sad. When I am worried, I like to look for the north peak. The opposite peaks are all fossilized, and the double shadows are there, illuminating the clear sky.

Ye Tang also posted a poem called "Jiang Chengzi". This song "Jiang Chengzi" was written by a not-so-famous poet in the Qing Dynasty, but it was very good, definitely better than the one by the same author.

This is what Ye Tang wants to do, to push his classmates to the edge bit by bit, hehe, what's going on? If you come up with a good song, I'll come up with one that's better than yours. See if I don't piss you off, and that

Those who blow the whistle, one by one, I will piss you all off.

After posting this song to Jiang Chengzi, my colleagues would probably have a headache for a while. Without waiting for a reply, Ye Tang directly clicked on another page, which was Qiwei's author backend, to see if "Shading the Sky" had been reviewed.

It has been more than half an hour since "Shading the Sky" was uploaded. The editor review speed in this world seems to be relatively fast. "Dragon Babu" was reviewed in just one hour. Ye Tang wanted to see the review status of the second book.

At the same time, I also took a look at the collection number of "Dragon Babu".

There is no other way. Please understand the eagerness of a new author. Ye Tang didn't refresh the background in a minute. In fact, he was very calm.

Refreshing the author's background, Ye Tang found that "Zhetian" had not been reviewed this time, but the collection of "Dragon and the Eight Parts" had broken from zero to two, and he didn't know who had broken his virginity.

But it’s good to have a collection, at least it shows that some people are still paying attention to his novels.

Clicking on the book page of "The Eight Parts of the Dragon", Ye Tang found that the new book had already exceeded 100 clicks, but there were no recommendation votes or new comments anywhere. Ye Tang was not in a hurry for this, it was only 10,000 words, so what does it matter if the score was almost there?

There are still a few chapters left in "Dragon Babu". Ye Tang thought for a moment and then posted two more chapters. The reason for his poor performance was also the lack of words.

Putting aside the novel for the time being, Ye Tang returned to the forum. The newly posted Jiang Chengzi already had many comments and replies. Ye Tang quickly opened it with interest and read it slowly.

Not to mention, as soon as Jiang Chengzi posted this song, there were a lot less insults, and even Mu's reply seemed a little surprised.

Tongmu’s reply is on the third floor, and the reply is as follows.

Floor 1: Sofa, uh uh.

Floor 2: The format is the same as that of Tongmu Dada? Expressed surprise.

Floor 3: Uh, not bad.

Floor 4: What the hell? It’s far worse than the same wood.

Floor 5: The third brother is awesome, the third brother is sb, no explanation.

Floor 6: Well, let’s be honest, third brother... you are far worse than your classmates.

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Floor 14: The same tree is mighty, and the third brother looks like a bear. Look carefully, it looks like a bear.

Floor 15: Well, I really want to slap Third Brother in the face, but your words... are pretty good.

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Floor 46: Although the third brother’s words are good, I am still the same person.

Floor 47: Third brother, please be gay.

When Ye Tang saw the 47th floor, he almost spit on the computer screen. Finally, he had someone who wanted to be gay. However, he didn't want to be gay. It would be great to have a girl with her clothes off!

Ye Tang couldn't help but want to spit on the 47th floor, but after thinking about it, he decided to forget it. He thought back in that world, he was just replying in a mess, it was just Coke, there was no other meaning.

Tongmu should have new words now. Ye Tang closed the reply page and returned to the homepage. He glanced around and saw Tongmu's new posts. Both Tongmu's posts and his posts were pinned to the top by the moderator.

Okay, it seems that guy is also a smart person and knows how to attract people.

Ye Tang took a look and found that the number of online users in this section had exceeded 5,000, while in other sections, none had exceeded 2,000. It was very popular.

This time Tongmu posted a song called "Manjianghong"

When spring is about to come, I make an appointment with the river plum blossoms. I return to the sparse bamboo forest, and a branch opens. I am gradually frightened by the wine. Looking at the flowers, I should miss the person leaving. But very soon, I am intoxicated and wish Dongjun that I am as long as yesterday.

Fragrant grass crossing, lonely boat parked. The mountains are covered with dark green, and the sky is hanging. It is dark and helpless, and the corners of the dusk clouds are left. It is easy to fold it and wear it with the snow. Don't teach me to wake up and let the wind fall. I will be kind and leave this to remember my lovesickness. Who can

Canto.

Tsk tsk, Ye Tang couldn't help but applaud Tongmu. This guy is indeed a master. Look at the new lyrics he posted, they are already high quality.

Tongmu, you nb, Ye Tang couldn't help but cheered. No wonder Tongmu has so many fans? It turns out that his literary talent is extraordinary.

If it weren't for those exquisite masterpieces in that world, Ye Tang would have no choice but to surrender.