Rebirth of the Entertainment Grandmaster

After jumping to the ground, Ye Tang went to look for branches. There was a willow tree in the yard. He tore off a willow branch and threw it away. It was too thick, so he had better find a smaller place! It will hurt if he hits it, so there is no need to ask for trouble.

eat.

After pinching off a twig as long as his forearm, Ye Tang hurriedly ran to Luo Yao, handed the wicker stick to her and said: "Luo Yao, I'm here to confess to you, ah, no, frankly, don't be angry.

.”

Ye Tang was in a cold sweat because he actually turned his confession into a confession.

Luo Yao didn't really leave. Ye Tang jumped down and ran around like a monkey, pulling at her willow branch. Now he handed her a willow branch, which was completely baffling. Hearing what he said, he confessed.

I glared at him, I can say that this is wrong, he is really a talent.

There was a stone table and bench in the yard. As soon as Luo Yao sat down on the stone bench, he asked, "Tell me, what do you want to confess?"

He didn't even pick up the willow branch. It seemed that he was reluctant to hit him. Well, not bad, sister Luo Yao was quite kind. As soon as he sat next to her, Ye Tang said cautiously: "Actually, there are some things that I don't want to say.

It's because of the difficulties that you have to do. You should be able to understand if you are so smart. Since God has allowed us to meet, it means that we are destined. After ten years of cultivation, we can cross the same boat, and a hundred years of cultivation, we can sleep together. We can only look back at our past lives five hundred times.

In exchange for passing by each other once in this life, don’t you think so?”

Luo Yao thought he was really going to confess, and was listening with open ears, but she didn't expect to hear a bunch of nonsense that could make people faint, about encounters, fate, looking back, and rubbing shoulders.

But, this is all a mess.

Pulling Ye Tang's ears, Luo Yao gritted her teeth and said, "Hurry up and don't give me a bad look." Can this damn boy be serious for a while?

"Okay, don't pull it," Ye Tang pulled her hand off and said, "Actually, I didn't mean to hide it from you. At that time, the situation was a bit complicated, and I didn't understand some things clearly, and then it was like that

Already."

It's hard to answer this question. It seems that he deliberately deceived her and pretended to be an old man.

The more Luo Yao listened, the more annoyed he became. This damn boy was just playing tricks on him, talking here and there. She glared at him and said, "You haven't told me yet? If you don't tell me, I'll really pull your ears off! There really isn't anything down there.

Already?"

"There's something down there..." Ye Tang glanced at his own body, why did he say this so strangely? The little girl was obviously there.

Where Ye Tang looked at him, Luo Yao almost spat out a mouthful of blood. Who asked him this?

"I'm asking you about that poem!" Luo Yao almost died of anger.

Ye Tang broke into a cold sweat. It turned out to be a question, and it was all his fault that his cousin Li Han was still thinking, 'There is no more down there.'

"That word, in fact, 'art originates from life and is higher than life', right? You don't need to pay too much attention to it. It will be very detrimental to your beauty. I didn't want to write that word at the time, but it was

A woman was getting annoyed, so I used that word to stave off her curiosity."

It was all Xu Lingwei's fault. Who can blame him? He should just bear a little "secondary" responsibility in this matter.

"Woman? Does anyone have a crush on you?" Luo Yao sneered, but at the same time she was a little confused. What are they talking about? The more she listened, the more confused she became.

"Yes, yes, she still wants to take advantage of me," Ye Tang nodded fiercely. He was too embarrassed to mention this in front of Luo Yao. Being too popular with beautiful women is actually a big shortcoming.

Luo Yao was really about to choke and said: "Is it impossible? How dare she do it in public?"

Ye Tang continued to nod: "Yes, she really dares. Tell me how there are such shameless women in this world. I'm embarrassed to talk about her."

After Ye Tang said this, Luo Yao was a little speechless, saying that others are thick-skinned, but you are not thin-skinned either.

"Isn't that woman very beautiful?" Luo Yao said with a half-smile. Seeing how he behaved after getting an advantage, she wanted to reach out and strangle him to death.

Luo Yao's expression was a bit off, and Ye Tang hurriedly said: "No, it's far worse than you. It's as different as heaven and earth. You are a white swan in the sky, and she is just a little hen on the ground."

Son, there is no comparison."

In fact, Xu Lingwei is not bad, but it is definitely unwise to praise another woman in front of one woman, and he and Xu Lingwei are not familiar with each other, so it is perfectly fine to belittle her without thinking.

"Is she really that bad?" Luo Yao glanced sideways at Ye Tang, not believing what he said.

Ye Tang said sternly: "That's absolutely true. I guarantee with my character that I, Ye Ziqing, will never tell lies. Look at your face. Your skin is so good. It's soft and tender. It can be broken by a blow. It's also

With these eyes, which are watery and sparkling, it is as if the stars in the lake have sunk, and your mouth, with its small cherry mouth and pink lips, Comrade Luo Yao, I can completely describe your peerless beauty in one sentence,

Hibiscus emerges from the clear water, and the carvings are naturally removed. She is a beauty that is rare to see in the ages." Ye Tang praised with his tongue.

After Ye Tang finished speaking, Luo Yao's mouth was already open, a little dumbfounded. This damn boy kept doing the same thing. When she saw him touching her face with his hand, he slapped it down, trying to take advantage of her.

Beautiful thought.

"Who did you learn these words from? Sweet words and fake death."

Luo Yao glanced at him, and Ye Tang coughed and said seriously: "Where is the lie? I say Luo Yao, you can't accuse people unjustly. I am speaking from the bottom of my heart. I mean it sincerely. If you dare

If there is a lie, I will..."

Ye Tang stopped at 'I am', Luo Yao stared at him with a smile and said, "What are you talking about?" Although his words were very sour, they still sounded quite comfortable, and Luo Yao found it useful.

"I'll just..." It's hard to say, what should I do? "I'll just let you warm my bed!"

Ye Tang finally found an excuse, and Luo Yao twisted his ears again when he heard it.

"What you think is beautiful, let's dream!" Luo Yao almost got angry to death again, could anyone swear like this?

"So what I said is true..." Ye Tang actually pinched his ears again. Ye Tang was a little helpless. Why couldn't she understand the meaning of his words?

A speechless IQ!

"Okay, don't be poor. Seriously, is there really nothing down there?" Luo Yao pinched her for a moment and then let go. She continued to be poor with this damn boy and was completely hopeless.

"I'm talking about words! Obscene." After she said that, Ye Tang actually looked down at him again. Luo Yao had a black line on her head. Who are these people? The thoughts in their heads are really dirty.

Sigh, Ye Tang was a little embarrassed, almost subconsciously affected by those words.

"There are no words at the bottom. Isn't it already finished?" Ye Tang said inexplicably.

"You still want to lie to people, I don't believe it." Luo Yao was a little defeated.

"Really, isn't it already a moonlit night, short pine hills..."

"The scenery of the Northland is amazing..."

Ye Tang and Luo Yao said these two sentences almost at the same time, but they were dumbfounded at almost the same moment. Seeing Luo Yao's eyes changing from impatient to dumbfounded to cold, Ye Tang stood up and hurriedly

Just run away.

Oh my god, the two of them are actually talking about different things. Are they so deceitful?

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(ps: Please vote. I made a small modification to the previous chapter and removed the name of the book friend. It does read strangely. Hey, I caught up with a small chapter. Now I really fell asleep. I drank more and wrote more.

Fast, strange.)