Rebirth of the Entertainment Grandmaster

Before Ye Tang had eaten, Luo Yao made him a bowl of noodles with two big poached eggs on top. Although he was very angry today, she couldn't starve him. It seemed that he was too restless today and couldn't.

It's all his fault.

Besides, he is still young, so there is no need to argue with him so much. The little furry monkey is always so naughty.

After finishing a bowl of noodles and poached eggs, Ye Tang just put the bowl down when Luo Yao started asking questions again, asking: "What is the second half of that poem?"

Third brother, it’s better not to ask this question. Thinking about it, Luo Yao also felt that there was no need to care so much. It was a mess and anything could happen, and she did have to bear some responsibility. He shouldn’t have concealed it in the first place when he asked.

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And what he said is right. He is her father's disciple. It is normal to have such concerns. Not only should he not be blamed, but he should be praised. It is rare for her father to be so considerate.

Speaking of which, those masterpieces on the Yunda Forum did appear by coincidence, almost at the same time when he suddenly burst out with such poems. How could there be so many monsters in the world? I should have thought it was him.

Luo Yao began to reflect, and it seemed that she was indeed too stupid.

Ye Tang wiped his mouth and saw that Luo Yao had calmed down, so he said: "Didn't I say that there is no second half for the time being? How did you know?"

The news about the 'Yiyuan Poetry Club' spread too quickly. It seems that Luo Yao didn't go there?

Seeing him wiping the corners of his mouth with his hands, Luo Yao curled her lips in disgust and threw a roll of paper towels to him. Could you please stop wiping it with your hands? What a sloppy boy.

Luo Yao threw the tissue over, and Ye Tang smiled awkwardly: "Thank you." Actually, it was nothing, there was no soup on the corner of his mouth, it was just a habit of wiping it.

"You're not allowed to wipe it with your hands in the future, you know? It's so dirty." Luo Yao glared at him, and then said: "You are like a pig. It has been spread all over the Internet that there is a fifteen or sixty-year-old named 'Ye Tang'

A young man of 20 years old has written half a poem and one divine essay. Isn't that 'Ye Tang' you or who else?"

The "Yiyuan Poetry Club" is like a gust of wind, and it is making a lot of noise on the Internet. If you just browse around, you can see many posts about the "Yiyuan Poetry Club". Some even made the headlines of major websites, although there are many

Even though he got Ye Tang's name wrong, Luo Yao could still tell at a glance that it was definitely Ye Tang, this damn boy.

Moreover, a certain post vividly described how Ye Tang folded a lotus flower and gave it to a little fairy-like girl wearing a white ancient dress before writing "The Story of Love of the Lotus". The little girl was also fourteen or fifteen years old.

, to connect this series, apart from Ye Tang and Lin Wu, Luo Yao could not think of anyone else.

Ye Tang was a little surprised and said: "Isn't it? It spread so fast?" Even the paparazzi are not that fast!

Luo Yao glanced at him, not bothering to discuss this, and said: "You must have a lower part of that poem. I don't believe you only have half of the upper part." Based on her understanding of Ye Tang, it would be weird for him to only have half of it.

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Ye Tang looked at her strangely. This Luoyao girl actually understood him quite well. It seemed that her intelligence was about to catch up with his little fairy.

But Ye Tang could only play casually with her, and he hadn't thought about it well, so he said: "I really don't have it. I only thought of the first half. When I said it, I wanted those talented men and women to help me think about the second half. Then

Such magnificent lyrics, I am already struggling to think of the first half. They are all great talents with unparalleled literary talent. There are many people with great strength. When everyone adds firewood, the flames are high. Maybe by gathering the strength of everyone, they can really write a masterpiece.

A masterpiece."

"Spring Snow in Qinyuan" is definitely a masterpiece, but relying on the support of literati to complete the work is actually not promising at all. It is not something that ordinary people can write.

Seeing how sure he said it, Luo Yao was a little unsure, but still said: "You did it deliberately to anger Zhu Changzhi, right? Don't lie to me again, otherwise you will look better."

Luo Yao threatened, and Ye Tang felt a little pained. He sat next to her and said, "Actually, it's not that we haven't decided yet, but it's just not easy to talk about." It's better not to hide it from her. If he gets angry because of this in the future, then

It’s hard to say whether the chastity of the first kiss can be preserved.

Some things can never be done again.

When Ye Tang said this, Luo Yao's eyes lit up and she became a little uneasy, but she immediately narrowed her eyes again. This damn boy really had his wits about him and he almost deceived her again.

But if he admits it now, it's okay. At least he won't be spared this time like 'Third Brother' did after many days of confessing.

"What's the second half?" Luo Yao asked excitedly. Regarding that half of the words, she also felt like she wanted to eat Ye Tang alive and strangle him to death. How could there be only half of such a good word? God won't tolerate it.

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Seeing how eager she was, Ye Tang said: "The second half of the palace is actually like this. Luo Yao is so charming, which makes Brother Ye Tang want to bend down. He cherishes Xi Shi Yuhuan, who is slightly less beautiful, and Zhaojun Diao Chan, who is slightly less charming.

The empress of the generation, Wu Zhao Meiniang, only had a pretty face, and she is gone. She even looked at Luo Yao, among the fairies and figures."

Some things remained unchanged in the Tang Dynasty. Ye Tang made up nonsense for a while. Luo Yao's brows became tangled when he heard it, but he couldn't help laughing. This damn boy is too unruly. The four beauties in ancient times

Is it as unbearable as he said? There is also Empress Wu Zetian, who is a proud leader of the generation, but in his mouth, she has become an emperor who only cares about appearance and head. It is so irritating.

Also, how many times did you dare to call yourself Brother Ye Tang in front of her?

"I asked you to bend down, I asked you to bend down! You little pervert." Luo Yao laughed so hard that she saw that he put his hand on her leg again at some point, slapped it away, and then pulled his ears.

Got up.

This little pervert is really annoying. He keeps taking advantage of her today.

If Ye Tang could make up this nonsense, then he must have the complete version. He twisted his ears and said: "Be serious, you damn boy, you are not allowed to mess around, you know? What is the second half? Stop talking nonsense."

It’s over!”

Ye Tang was a little helpless when his ears were pulled as soon as he was full. This Luo Yao was really bad-tempered and knew how to bully others.

Ye Tang said: "I can't help it. Don't worry about it. I'll tell you the next half." Just now, she really couldn't help it. Who said her legs were so white? She hooked up without paying attention.

Luo Yao was wearing shorts, and a large part of her thighs were exposed. They were white, tender and well-proportioned. I don't know what happened. I kept wanting to touch her today. It seemed that the sperm was in her head. Ye Tang was helpless.

Hurry up and think of the little fairy, otherwise if Luo Yao doesn't seduce him, he probably won't be able to stand it anymore. Even a man can't stand the combination of a fairy and a goddess.

Luo Yao didn't want to keep tugging on his ears, so she quickly let go. She couldn't seem to get angry with this damn boy. Firstly, he was thick-skinned, and secondly, he was not old enough to do anything.

In Luo Yao's heart, Ye Tang has always been a child. Although he seems a bit perverted, he is not that excessive and can be forgiven.

"The rivers and mountains are so many and charming, and they have attracted countless heroes to bow down. They cherish the martial arts of the Qin and Han Dynasties, and are slightly less talented in literature. The ancestors of the Tang Dynasty and the Liao Dynasty are slightly less talented. Genghis Khan, the genius of the generation, only knows how to bend the bow and shoot the big eagle.

It’s all gone, let’s count the famous people, but let’s look at the present.”

Luo Yao let go of his ears, and Ye Tang began to recite the second half of the poem. In this world, around the time of the Song Dynasty, a Liao Kingdom also emerged in the north. It was destroyed nearly twenty years after its founding. Just like the Mongol Empire Genghis Khan,

Both of them are heroes. Although they are not satisfied with the changes, they are okay.

"The scenery of the North is covered with ice for thousands of miles and snow drifting for thousands of miles. Looking inside and outside the Great Wall, there is nothing but vastness; the rivers up and down suddenly lose their roar. Silver snakes are dancing in the mountains, and wax figures are galloping, hoping to compete with the gods. Xu Qing said, look at the red dress

Wrapped in plain clothes, it is extremely enchanting.

The rivers and mountains are so many and beautiful, attracting countless heroes to bow down. I regret that the Qin Emperor and Han Dynasty were slightly inferior in literary talent;

In the past, we counted the famous people, but we still have to look at the present."

Luo Yao's eyes widened when Ye Tang read out the second half of the equation. The lower half of the equation was so domineering. It completely matched the grandeur of the upper half of the equation. She had been thinking hard about the lower half of the equation for a long time, but she just didn't come up with something like this.

Incomparably domineering sentences, this damn boy is simply amazing!

Luo Yao was very surprised. Most people can't think of such heroic words. The new words in the past were all about resentment and love between children. How could there be such a majestic, bold and heroic word, unprecedented and unparalleled in the world!

This is definitely a masterpiece. Luo Yao was a little distracted. She really wanted to take a look at Ye Tang's head to see why he was such a monster.

Seeing that Luo Yao's statue was shocked again, Ye Tang sighed and said: "It's not that good. I think Tang Zong Liao Zu's Liao Zu doesn't rhyme well. It would be nice if it could be changed."

The original word is Song Zu, Song is the fourth tone, and Liao is the second tone. The rhythm is wrong, and Ye Tang is still a little dissatisfied.

Hearing what he said, Luo Yao also nodded. After thinking for a while, he said: "How about changing it to Zhao Zu? Four tones are better."

"Zhao Zu? What did you come from?" Ye Tang was a little confused.

Luo Yao glared at him and said: "Don't you study history? During the period of Emperor Huizong of the Tang Dynasty, wasn't the country divided for a period of time? Zhao Zu was Li Xianyao, the sixth generation grandson of Taizong, and his uncle to Huizong. He and

Huizong fell out and established the Zhao State. The two fought for almost thirty years and almost captured Huizong."

Luo Yao looked very contemptuous, and Ye Tang smiled awkwardly. He really didn't expect so much. Zhao Zu really had such a person. Even though the Tang Dynasty had been inherited for more than a thousand years, there were also all kinds of wars and conflicts during that long time.

After the split, the ancestor of Zhao, Li Xianyao, was also a hero of the generation. He established the Zhao State, a state within a state. Unfortunately, his descendants did not live up to expectations. He declined within twenty years after his death and was replaced by Tang Ningzong, the grandson of Huizong.

Li Ai was killed and his entire family was executed.

What Luo Yao said made sense. Ye Tang said with admiration: "It makes sense. I admire you. Let's change it to Zhao Zu. Luo Yao, you are so smart. I haven't thought about it for a long time. I understood it as soon as you said it."

, as expected, a woman cannot outdo a man, it’s amazing.”

Ye Tang had an admiring look on his face, and Luo Yao glanced at him with a smile: "What's great is that your words are good, it's just a small flaw. In fact, you have already had this problem, right? Are you thinking on purpose?

Is it right to punish the person named Zhu?"

Luo Yao felt quite comfortable with Ye Tang's praise. At least she helped him change one word. Although it was only a one-word difference, the difference in one word made the whole poem's charm rise to another level. She was unhappy.

Neither is possible.

Ye Tang nodded: "Yes, that guy surnamed Zhu always bullied me, so I wanted to teach him a lesson, but luckily I didn't read out the second half of the sentence at that time, otherwise it would have been embarrassing. It's better for you, Luo Yao, not to make fun of me.

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Seeing how happy she was, Ye Tang praised her vigorously. Sister Luoyao looked so pretty when she smiled.

"Why did you bully you? It was you who bullied him, and he was so angry that he vomited blood." Luo Yao smiled happily.

Luo Yao found it funny when she thought that the person named Zhu described in a post she saw was so angry that he vomited blood. At the same time, she felt a little pity for him. Ye Tang was a monster. Showing off poetry in front of him was not asking for trouble.

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He deserved it when he vomited blood. Who told him to be so petty? It was so shameless for a grown man to always find trouble for a child.

"Let go, you little pervert." Luo Yao was angry, but when she saw that Ye Tang had grabbed her hand again at some point, and was still rubbing and squeezing it, she suddenly lost her temper.

, this dead boy is really speechless.

Being stared at by Luo Yao was a little embarrassed. After letting go of his hand, Ye Tang coughed dryly and said, "Ahem, I can't help myself. Luo Yao, um, can I follow you tonight..."

It's true that he grabbed it without knowing why, but Luo Yao's little hands are so soft and boneless. It's a pity that he can't touch them for a while longer. It's pitiful.

"No, you are so old, you should sleep alone."

Seeing that she was not angry, Ye Tang wanted to ask her to borrow his computer, but Luo Yao refused before he finished speaking. The refusal was so straightforward that Ye Tang immediately felt a toothache. Why was her thoughts always so dirty?

What? Is he that kind of person?

Alas, I am really speechless. It is so unreasonable. The heart of a villain can judge the heart of a gentleman!