Rebirth of the Entertainment Grandmaster

"Two apes are cutting a tree in the mountains, watching how the little monkeys saw each other."

Ye Tang was busy stuffing crab legs into his mouth when he suddenly heard this sentence coming from below, and asked him to do it by name. He threw the crab legs on the table, and Ye Tang felt a bit toothache.

I didn't want to cause any friction with Bai Zhantang, but I just got into trouble.

The second floor is not very high. It should be called very low. People who are so short can climb under the wooden railing with their hands. Bai Zhantang's table is not far away. He whispered to Chen Sheng and Ye Tang happened to take a look.

, I feel a little depressed, why can’t I let people have a good meal?

This was also the reason why I ignored him before. Firstly, I wasn't familiar with him, and secondly, he didn't want to be in the limelight. Unfortunately, sometimes the more you retreat, the more people push you. There is really no way around it.

As soon as Chen Sheng's couplet came out, many people laughed, especially Bai Zhantang who laughed the most. He was really not very good at couplets, but Chen Sheng was a master at it. As expected, people felt very happy when the couplet came out.

Chen Sheng's first couplet is not an ordinary one. The following sentence seems to have the same meaning, but it is a double entendre. It is both "see how the little monkey talks about the saw" and "see how the little monkey talks about the saw". It also implies sarcasm. Isn't that boy?

A little monkey?

Bai Zhantang smiled so happily.

Luo Yao couldn't help but burst into laughter. Although Chen Sheng was very hateful, his phrase "Look at how the little monkey handles the saw" was really funny. The damn boy was no different from a little monkey.

Qi Biyu didn't smile, but looked at Ye Tang. Chen Sheng's couplet was not easy to correct. "Anti-saw" is equivalent to "couple". One sentence implies two meanings, which is even more difficult to correct than a palindrome couplet.

Ye Tang was a little angry. Your sister just asked him to return the couplet by name, but she actually ridiculed people. He stood up, smiled at Chen Sheng, and hugged his hands. Since he liked to curse people, he could just curse them back.

"A horse is stuck in the mud and asks the old beast how to get out."

Chen Sheng ridiculed him for being a little monkey, and Ye Tang scolded him for being an old beast. "Going out" can also be regarded as "making a question". The same sentence has two meanings, and he retorted back.

When Ye Tang's second line came out, Luo Yao burst into laughter. This damn boy, the second line he answered was so funny. When people called him a little monkey, he would call the other person an old beast. This mouth is really powerful.

Qi Biyu couldn't help but chuckle. You're right. Not only did he get the couplet right, he also scolded him back. My junior brother is really smart in thinking.

Luo Yao and Qi Biyu were laughing. Many people below not only laughed, but also many guests who were eating almost spit out all the food in their mouths. This couplet was so awesome and extremely funny. Both parties

They are all very vivid metaphors.

Ye Tang is young and thin, like a little monkey, but Chen Sheng is an older man in his eyes, and the old beast's scolding is really sharp.

Bai Zhantang couldn't help laughing. Although he didn't like Ye Tang, the connection was really hard not to laugh. He glanced at Chen Sheng and saw that there was no change in his expression. He couldn't help but secretly sigh. Brother Chen really has a good Qi cultivation skill.

Complete.

Chen Sheng didn't show any anger on his face, but he was furious in his heart. The old beast's scolding was like a loud slap in the face, but he quickly suppressed his anger. This time

The first couplet is not really the beginning, it is just a casual question of asking him if he dares to join the couplet with him. It's okay if he doesn't answer, but if he does, the fun is still to come.

"One girl and two beautiful black monkeys." Chen Sheng looked at Ye Tang and said.

Ye Tang naturally understood what he meant. There were three people upstairs. One Shu should be referring to Luo Yao, the other Yan must be Qi Biyu, and the black monkey was obviously referring to him.

It was obvious that he started to curse people. Ye Tang laughed a little, looked around at all the diners in Tiantianju, and said: "Thousands of people eat fat pig's head."

In fact, the couplets made by the two people were not very good, they didn't even look like couplets, but the smell of gunpowder was very strong. As soon as the couplets between the two came out, everyone laughed again. A black monkey and a fat pig head, they are both talents.

As soon as Ye Tang's words came out, Chen Sheng's face darkened. He was not fat, but his round face looked a little fat, and he was compared to a pig's head.

Chen Sheng was very annoyed, but he still got over it. He was scolded back, and his face was equally dull. He should be serious, otherwise it would be too funny to say anything indecent to him. As long as he wins

His couplet is.

"Pear's belly is sore." Chen Sheng straightened his clothes and said another couplet.

Ye Tang originally thought that he would continue to curse people, but he didn't expect that he would be serious this time. However, this couplet was nothing, and he said to him: "Lianzi feels bitter in his heart."

Ye Tang didn't want to scold Chen Sheng. He glanced at Luo Yao and saw that she was holding her belly and still laughing. He glared at her angrily. Is it that funny? This damn girl just likes to see him being fucked.

Bully.

Qi Biyu was actually laughing too, but she was bored in her heart. A black monkey and a fat pig were both very talkative, especially Ye Tang. The first time he called someone an old beast, he turned into a fat pig again. Too bad.

Coke.

"Lotus stem, lotus root and lotus moss" Ye Tang was not surprised to find "pear abdominal acid". This was not very difficult. Chen Sheng thought about it and came up with a more difficult one. This couplet was from his garden tour a few days ago.

I came up with this idea when I saw lotus flowers in a lotus pond, but I haven't come up with the second line yet.

As soon as Chen Sheng's first couplet came out, people who had some knowledge in couplets began to frown. This couplet is not right. The lotus stems and lotus root are covered with lotus moss. Not only do they form sentences, but they all have the prefix "草".

Qi Biyu and Luo Yao also frowned. This first couplet was indeed difficult to get right. It was much more difficult than the previous double link in argot. Luo Yao pondered for a while and then shook her head. She couldn't get it right at the moment.

Ye Tang stood up again, drank a glass of sake and said: "The hibiscus and peony are fragrant," which also all have the prefix "grass".

When he came out with the lower link, Chen Sheng couldn't help but look up in surprise. This guy is very powerful. He couldn't find a good second link for his first link, but he didn't expect that the other party would pick it up just a moment after he said it.

It seemed that he should not be underestimated, so Chen Sheng gave him a hand. Now it was no longer a battle of wills, but a real competition of knowledge. People with talent and learning must be respected.

"Welcoming people near and far"

Chen Sheng politely raised his hand to him. Ye Tang naturally couldn't be underestimated by him. He also raised his hand and heard him say another couplet that was all about walking away. He couldn't help but feel a bit of respect. This Chen Sheng did have a lot of respect.

Give me a brush.

"Advances and retreats can lead to luck," Ye Tang said to him. He had a lot of such couplets in his mind. If he wanted to stump him, he would have to do it forever.

Chen Sheng was surprised that they actually met again. It was nothing to do with each other. The main reason was that the opponent matched too quickly. As soon as he finished speaking, the opponent immediately picked up. You must know that this kind of connection with radicals is not that good.

That's right, but not only did he hit it right, he was also incredibly fast, which is simply incredible.

"The crow flies into the flock of egrets, providing help in the snow." Chen Sheng was a little surprised, but he would not give up just like that, and said another couplet.

Ye Tang smiled and said without hesitation: "The phoenix standing beside the mandarin ducks is the icing on the cake." It's just a couplet, pediatrician.

"Straw holds the seedlings, and the father holds his son."

"The bamboo basket carries bamboo shoots, and the mother carries the child"

"Blooming sesame seeds, step by step high"

“Sugar cane is unearthed and becomes sweet every day”

"Chickens and dogs cross the frost bridge, bamboo leaves and plum blossoms all the way"

"Cows and horses walking in the snow, two rows of fish with clam shells"

Chen Sheng fired several shots in one breath, but the opponent was all right, and his expression changed from surprise to shock. This guy was too powerful. He glanced at Bai Zhantang, no wonder he wanted to find him because he was wrong. It turned out that the opponent

Not a good person.

"One mouthful can swallow water from two springs, three rivers, four seas and five lakes." Chen Sheng swallowed. Although Ye Tang was very powerful, it was not time for him to give up voluntarily. He was bound to win "Dwelling in the Mountains at the Beginning of Spring".

Chen Sheng made another one, and Ye Tang couldn't help but rolled his eyes. He had made so many mistakes, it was his turn, and said: "Brother, you have always been the one, right?"

It’s time for me to come up with one?”

When Ye Tang said these words, Chen Sheng's face became hot. It seemed like he was the one who was always in the wrong. No matter what, someone else had to do something wrong. It was only fair that there was a back-and-forth.

"Okay, then why don't you come up with a few of me?" Chen Sheng said proudly. Couplet play was his specialty and he was not afraid of it.

Chen Sheng had just made a couplet, and Ye Tang said: "The couplet you just made was a riddle couplet, so I'll deal with your pair first."

Since the opponent is already out, it's better to deal with him first, right? Chen Sheng is not afraid of him, let alone him. To be honest, Ye Tang is also interested now. The couplet is quite interesting, so there is no harm in playing with him.

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