Rebirth of the Entertainment Grandmaster

Five couplets came out in a row, but he could only barely catch one. Chen Sheng had cold sweat on his forehead, like beads rolling down. It was not that he had never fought couplets with others, but he was never as embarrassed as he was today.

Almost completely defeated.

Looking at the young man upstairs, Chen Sheng felt a sense of fear like encountering a tiger. This feeling came suddenly and lingered, and his whole body was almost soaked with sweat.

"There's no need to go out, but I still have a link here. If you can match me, I will admit defeat." Chen Sheng's face turned pale. He hadn't felt this powerless for a long time.

When Chen Sheng said these words, Ye Tang smiled slightly and said with his head: "You come out, I will take over." He took a sip of sake while speaking. Chen Sheng should have been shocked, but since he was still

If you want to fight a trapped beast, then give him a chance.

Men must have a big belly that can accommodate them, so that they can show their true qualities as a hero.

Ye Tang stood condescendingly and raised his head to raise his glass. His movements were very graceful. Chen Sheng felt that he was like a clown at this moment, but he couldn't take back the words. He also picked up the wine bottle and took a big sip of wine, and then said:

"This couplet of mine is also relatively long, so listen carefully, 'Laugh at the past and laugh at the present, laugh at the east, laugh at the west, laugh at the south, laugh at the north, laugh here and there, laugh at your own ignorance.'"

When Chen Sheng came out with this couplet, Ye Tang was a little surprised. What did he mean? He was laughing at himself? He was laughing at his own ignorance. It seemed like he was really hit hard today.

He was laughing at himself, and no one was laughing at him anymore. If they were to meet such a monster-like young man, they would probably be no different from him. Those couplets are almost the same as Jue Lian.

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They all sympathized with him.

Bai Zhantang was about the same as Chen Sheng at this time. He was sweating profusely. Damn it, this little bastard is too scary. He wiped his forehead. He was also helpless with Ye Tang's couplets. He couldn't think of a suitable one.

The second line is not even forced.

The number of words in Chen Sheng's first couplet was not small, but Ye Tang was not stumped. After just a moment, he said: "Good couplet, I am interested in 'observing things, observing the sky, observing the earth, observing the sun, observing the moon, observing the sky, observing the earth, observing the sun, observing the moon.

"Look at others, you always have highs and lows". "Although the number of words is a bit too much, it is completely incomparable with his long couplet. It can be described as extremely simple.

When Ye Tang's second couplet came out, Chen Sheng suddenly collapsed to the ground, as if all the energy he had held up was released, and his whole body was limp and weak. The first few couplets had indeed drained all the energy from his body.

"Brother Chen," Bai Zhantang was quite quick-sighted and helped him up.

"It's okay, let me rest for a while." Chen Sheng waved his hand, and then said feebly to Ye Tang upstairs: "I lost." At the end of the day, when he was hunting geese, he was pecked in the eye by a goose. This is how Chen Sheng felt in his heart.

"It's just a couplet, it's nothing. Victory or defeat is a common thing for military officers. You don't have to worry too much." Ye Tang shook his head and consoled him. Chen Sheng's ambition was much better than that of Zhu Changzhi. At least he didn't spit out blood, which is worthy of praise.

The smile on Chen Sheng's face was uglier than crying, and he said: "If you lose, you lose. I'm willing to bow down and take my leave first." After saying this, Chen Sheng walked outside, with a feeling of despair. Bai Zhantang and the others were there.

I called him from behind, but he didn't even hear me.

Another person was defeated, but Ye Tang didn't really feel any pleasure in his heart. Instead, he felt very boring. After sitting down, he started drinking alone.

Luo Yao was a little strange and said: "What's wrong? Why are you unhappy?" Ye Tang looked a little unhappy, but she was indeed very happy. She beat the opponent five times in a row and was unable to fight back. Isn't this worth being happy about?

Besides, it was Chen Sheng who started the trouble before.

Qi Biyu smiled and asked: "Are you feeling bored? Drink less wine, it's not good for your health."

Ye Tang said: "Yes, it feels very boring, as if I am always bullying others." Qi Biyu has a very keen mind, and it can be seen that Ye Tang glanced at her, and he did feel that he was in a position of superiority.

Feeling cold, there is no decent opponent.

Dugu Qiubai probably had this kind of mentality at the beginning, and being too awesome is not a good thing.

The alcohol content was actually not high, it was just rice wine, but Ye Tang still glanced at Qi Biyu gratefully. If she hadn't said anything, he would have passed out again.

Helpless body.

Ye Tang obeyed and stopped drinking. Qi Biyu felt a little surprised, but of course it was best not to drink. She laughed and said: "I can't blame you, but you are indeed too evil. Anyway, senior sister, I won't dare to be in front of you in the future.

The couplets, yes, there are also poems and songs.”

Qi Biyu's words were a bit joking, and Ye Tang curled his lips, but she was right. He was indeed too evil, but there was nothing he could do about it. Geniuses have been like this since ancient times.

After talking to Qi Biyu for a few words, Ye Tang became happy again. He was an optimist and could not stay unhappy for more than a few minutes.

"Well, me too," Luo Yao laughed playfully, but then said: "Senior sister, don't think too highly of him. Although we can't compare with others, he is very bad at painting. I want to be with him in the future.

Let’s draw a picture to show him the performance in front of him.”

Luo Yao still remembers the picture of the divine bird and phoenix he drew yesterday. What was it called? It was even worse than a three-year-old child.

Luo Yao was about to expose his scandal. Ye Tang immediately rolled his eyes at her and said, "Why are you so proud? I was just teasing you. You really thought I couldn't draw!"

He is also an expert at sketching, but he's just too lazy to show it off.

"Tch, just brag. Sister Biyu, you don't know what painting he painted yesterday. If you were there at that time, I would definitely kill you." Luo Yao rolled her eyes at Ye Tang and continued to brag.

If he knew how to draw, he would have gotten angry a long time ago.

"Hey, Luo Yao, why don't you believe me? Why don't I draw it for you when I go back later?" Ye Tang glared at her. Why can't this damn little girl hide things in her heart? She talks about everything.

And she always looks down on him. It seems she hasn't learned her last name yet.

Ye Tang was still stubborn, so Luo Yao flattened her lips and said, "Okay, I'm still afraid of you. What if you are bragging?" In Luo Yao's view, Ye Tang was definitely bragging.

"If I'm bragging, you can do whatever you want, but what if I'm not bragging?" Ye Tang narrowed his eyes, looked at Luo Yao and said, this damn little girl really likes to look down on people.

"As long as you're not bragging, you can do whatever you want." Luo Yao snorted. Do you really think she would believe it? She already knew all the bad boy's painting skills, otherwise there would be no need to learn painting from her father.

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"Okay, this is what you said. It's finalized. Don't be a scumbag then." Sister Luo Yao was asking for abuse. Ye Tang was laughing to death in his heart. He really didn't know Chinese painting, but he was good at sketching.

It's definitely not low, Luo Yao took the initiative to give him an excuse.

Well, it's an excuse, and I can hug her again. Alas, if I really want to sleep, someone will give me a pillow, but there's nothing I can do.

Ye Tang looked a little embarrassed, so Luo Yao glared at him and said: "Okay, it's settled, but as promised, you can't just draw a picture to fool people." The rules must be formulated, otherwise he will do another one.

With a painting like the divine bird and phoenix, she would definitely lose.

"Okay," Ye Tang laughed loudly. Sister Luo Yao liked to get into ditches, but he couldn't be blamed.

Qi Biyu listened in amusement and helplessness, but judging from Ye Tang's expression, he should be confident. It seemed that Luo Yao had made a mistake.

Qi Biyu saw that Ye Tang had a back-up plan, but she didn't say much and just let the two of them make trouble. In front of this junior brother, Luo Yao seemed to be more and more cheerful, and she didn't even look like her.

(ps: Thanks to Huan Xue, Luffy with a Straw Hat, Qing Yuan, Xuexue Meteor, Sir Cat, Xuanyuan Nuo, Niao Diandian, and ozki for the reward.)

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