Rebirth of the Entertainment Grandmaster

"Bowl"

If life is just like the first time we met, why should the autumn wind draw a fan with sadness? It is easy to change the heart of an old friend, but it is said that the heart of an old friend is easy to change.

The words of Lishan are gone till midnight, and the tears, rain, and bells are all gone without complaint. How unlucky is the man in brocade, who spreads his wings and joins the branches to say his wish.

"Magpie Bridge Immortal"

The thin clouds make tricks, the flying stars spread hatred, and the silver man is far away in darkness. When gold, wind, jade and dew meet, they will defeat countless people in the world.

Tenderness is like water, good times are like dreams, and I can’t bear to look at the Magpie Bridge on the way home. If our love lasts for a long time, how can we stay together day and night?

The third brother sent me "Magpie Bridge Immortal" and "If Life Is Just Like the First Meeting". Wang Que and Zhang Xuesong were stunned as soon as they read these two poems.

Like thunder and lightning.

Their brains had lost the ability to direct their actions, and they stood there motionless like wood, like clay sculptures.

"Xue Song, hurry, hurry, hold me..."

"Wang Que, what's wrong?" Wang Que suddenly covered his chest, his face turned pale, and his whole body was shaking violently. Zhang Xuesong quickly held him up and asked anxiously.

"I...I, my heart hurts...I have another heart attack,"

The two poems written by the third brother could no longer be described in words. Wang Que was so shocked and excited that he suffered a heart attack.

Wang Que had a heart attack caused by his third brother's poems, and Lin Yuetong was not having a good time either.

Lin Yuetong stood blankly in front of the computer like a piece of wood, as if she had been struck by lightning. She stared blankly at the computer in front of her, almost losing consciousness.

""If Life Is Only Like the First Meeting", "Magpie Bridge Immortal", haha," Lin Yuetong murmured, her body softened, as if something inside her was struck by lightning.

"If life is just like the first time we met, why should the autumn wind draw a fan with sadness? It is easy to change the heart of an old friend, but it is said that the heart of an old friend is easy to change. After the words of Lishan have passed through the midnight, the tears, rain and bells will not complain in the end. How unlucky is the man in brocade, Bi Yilian

The branch should be said to be a wish."

"The thin clouds make tricks, the flying stars spread hatred, and the silver man is far away in darkness. When the golden wind and jade dew meet, they win over countless people in the world. Tenderness is like water, good times are like dreams, and you can't bear to look at the Magpie Bridge on your way back. If the love between two people lasts for a long time, how can they win again?

How come it is morning and evening?"

Li Yue stood next to Lin Yuetong as if taking root, her eyes fixed on the computer. She didn't notice when the water glass in her hand fell. She just stared at it and recited it in a low voice.

"If life is only like the first time we met, a good person's life is only like the first time we met," Li Yueyi murmured like Lin Yuetong, feeling that his body was about to soften into water.

"Haha, if life is just like the first meeting, if love lasts for a long time, how can we live together day and night? Third brother, you win." Lin Yuetong sighed slightly, not only did she lose, but she lost completely.

A complete failure.

Lin Yuetong sighed not because he hated Third Brother, but because he was completely moved by the two poems written by Third Brother.

The two poems "If Life Is Just Like the First Meeting" and "Magpie Bridge Fairy" completely surpassed her, no, not only surpassed her, but even surpassed all the first-class poets today. They are super-first-class works that will be passed down through the ages.

, a masterpiece that will go down in history.

Lin Yuetong felt that he did not lose unfairly.

As soon as the third brother's "Magpie Bridge Immortal" and "If Life Is Just Like the First Meeting" came out, Zhang Xuesong, Wang Que, Lin Yuetong, and Li Yue were all shocked. The Yunda Forum's Wu Wen Nong Mo section also collectively lost its voice. No one replied, and there was no reply.

Any new posts are posted.

The number of people online in Wu Wen Nong Mo has already exceeded 5,000, but at this time, no one made a sound. It was like it suddenly turned into a pool of stagnant water, and the silence was a bit scary.

The third brother's "Magpie Bridge Immortal" and "If Life Was Just Like the First Meeting" were like huge bombs, which blew them all away.

Wang Yang from the boys' dormitory only said one sentence when the two poems of the third brother came out: Brothers, prepare to wash the chrysanthemums...

Ye Tang definitely didn't know that the "Magpie Bridge Immortal" and "If Life Is Only Like the First Meeting" he posted gave the dean of the Yunda School of Liberal Arts a heart attack. After posting them, he went offline and turned off the computer.

Yes, because Yu Yueqing just came back at this time.

Yu Yueqing came back with a bag of fresh fruit. After entering the door, she threw an apple over and asked Ye Tang to wash it before eating.

I haven’t seen you all afternoon, how come Comrade Yu Yueqing looks so much prettier? Ye Tang was so happy, he was in a very happy mood.

Well, it’s mainly because we had so much fun playing in the Yunda Forum. What kind of reactions and expressions will Tongmu and the group of Yunda University students have when they see the two poems "Magpie Bridge Immortal" and "If Life Is Just Like the First Meeting"?

Thinking about it, Ye Tang felt secretly happy, hehe, I guess they all should be extremely happy!

Alas, there is nothing we can do about it. We cannot blame Ye Dacaizi. Who said he is not from this world? The protagonists usually have a halo.

Ye Tang discovered that although his head did not have a hard drive or an intelligent system, it had become extremely bright. He could find almost all the songs, poems, and literary works in the world in his head.

Otherwise, it wouldn't be so awesome.

Let's see how many words "Dragon" and "Zha Tian" add up to. It's nearly 7.5 million words. No matter how strong his memory is, he can't remember it.

"What are you playing at home today? Are you so happy?" Seeing Ye Tang's eyes narrowed, Yu Yueqing asked funnyly.

"I'm glad to see you back, Sister Qing," Ye Tang said. He was also very good at telling lies with his eyes open.

"You talkative!" Ye Tang's mouth was too sweet, Yu Yueqing said angrily, her eyes almost turned into crescent moons again.

Yu Yueqing's smile is particularly beautiful. Ye Tang has known this for a long time, and Ye Tang can't stand it anymore. Tsk tsk, Comrade Yu Yueqing, don't you always smile at me like this in the future?

It hooked people to death.

Ye Tang turned his face to the side, well, let's watch TV, otherwise, he would be drooling uncontrollably.

"Read the computer step by step, and I won't know where to click. Dad no longer has to worry about my studies..."

Uh, as soon as the TV was turned on, an advertisement popped up. Ye Tang broke into a cold sweat on his forehead. How come such a top-notch advertisement is indispensable everywhere?

"misssofy. Shh! Super sound sleep, new ultra-thin, you see it's only so thin, ultra-thin, ultra-thin, you don't care about being so thin? Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. You can turn over at night and still sleep well, sleep well

Okay, okay, la la la, la la la, la la la, la la la, hey yo, la la la la la, la la la la la, being a girl is wonderful. Sophie is sleeping very fast.

Ultra-thin series!”

Uh, Aunt Sophie is here again.

Turn the channel quickly.

"In those days, I would be very worried if I moved. Ah... Do you have to stop when there is a big move? Sophie's elastic fit has a soft elastic absorbent body, which can fill the small seams and fit the body softly. It is more secure without fear of leakage.

Feel free to be yourself. Sophie’s stretchy fit will make your heart comfortable.”

I said, oh, it's Aunt Sophie again, and she said, "Ah... you have to stop whenever there is a big move?" What do you want to do? What do you want to do?

Ye Tang had a black line on his head, and that "ah" cry was too easy for people to imagine! And what about "stop when there is a big move", saying, oh, what big move? Ah, what big move are you trying to make?

action?

It’s so shameless. It’s so shameless.

Ye Tang was almost sweating.

Ye Tang's eyes widened and he curled his lips. Yu Yueqing couldn't help but burst out laughing, "You brat, if you can't stand it, why don't you change the channel quickly? What do you know about women's things?"

Yu Yueqing looked at Ye Tang, feeling both amused and dumbfounded.