Rebirth of the Entertainment Grandmaster

There is a zoo in Yunzhou, in the North District, called "Yunzhou Wildlife Zoo".

Early the next morning, Ye Tang set out with Luo Yao, Lin Wu, and Lin Yuetong. None of the three returned to the West District, but stayed one night in Luo Yao's villa.

There was nothing we could do about it. Mr. Wen Wei came, and Ye Tang was pulled to accompany him and Mr. Shui Qing to chat about poetry all afternoon. In the evening, he drank in the backyard pavilion until midnight. Although he didn't drink much, the time was

late.

Since he couldn't go back, Lin Wu naturally didn't want to leave, and Lin Yuetong didn't really want to go back. She finally met Mr. Shui Qing and Mr. Wen Wei, a great scholar. She was more interested than Ye Tang.

Be high.

Lin Yuetong, Lin Wu, and Luo Yao all participated in the evening drink, and Mrs. Shui Qing was also there. It was a gathering of people. Naturally, they had to talk about poetry and essays, but Ye Tang was the audience most of the time.

How to compose poetry? Should you hide your clumsiness? Otherwise, they will have to empty out the good poems.

Mr. Shui Qing and Mr. Wen Wei were famous people in the world. They had a collection of classics and history, poems and songs at their fingertips. Ye Tang also gained a lot and was amazed at the same time. If he didn't have so many poems from that world in his head, he would really be able to connect them in front of them.

Even Lin Yuetong and Luo Yao are much better than him.

Of course, Ye Tang would not feel inferior, so why should he? Those poems don't exist in this world, so don't they just belong to him? This is called talent - given by God.

Moreover, I was so tortured by these poems when I was in school that I almost couldn't recite them out of my brain. Now it's the time to repay him, why can't I use it? It's useless if I don't use it.

She met Yu Yueqing at the entrance of the zoo. There was no such arrangement today, but Ye Tang called her, and Lin Wu and Lin Yuetong were both going, so she had no choice but to ask for leave. It was time to spend a day of fun with them.

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Yunzhou Wildlife Park is very big, with many kinds of animals. It takes a lot of time to look at each place, but I am very interested in looking at it all the way. Where can I see so many animals on weekdays? It is just a feast for the eyes.

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Giant pandas in this world also live in Sichuan, and there are also very few in stock. They are not only China's national treasure, but also one of the most cherished species in the world. However, here, China does not 'export' giant pandas to

Abroad, except for a few large domestic zoos, they are all well protected in Sichuan and treated as treasures.

Ye Tang admired this very much. In that world, there was a so-called "panda diplomacy", and giant pandas were donated to many countries for free, but most of them died in foreign countries in the end, which was pitiful.

Lin Wu likes giant pandas very much and says they are fat and cute. Ye Tang also likes giant pandas, but he has only seen them on TV before. Their chubby and honest appearance is really endearing.

We walked around the zoo and finally moved to the place where giant pandas are raised. There are six giant pandas, four big and two small, and they are surrounded by steel railings. However, the place where they live is pretty good, with rockeries, pools and trees.

With shade and tree stumps for them to climb and play, the living conditions are very comfortable.

There were a lot of people coming to see the giant pandas, but the place was very spacious, so there was no need for people to crowd in. Ye Tang and the other two chose an open place to stand there, and Lin Wu and Luo Yao passed fresh bamboo inside.

Bamboo is bought and very fresh, and is used exclusively for tourists to feed giant pandas. This is also a revenue-generating project for the zoo. To maintain such a large zoo, government funding alone is definitely not enough, and the zoo management office must also find ways to raise some.

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Lin Wu was obviously very excited when she saw the giant pandas. Her little face was always smiling and flushed. She shook the bamboo slightly when she handed it over, trying to lure the pandas to eat. Four of the six pandas had already been lured by other tourists.

After leaving, there were two big ones playing lazily on one side, sticking out their fat butts.

"Come and eat." After shaking the bamboo for a long time and neither panda responded, Lin Wu shouted anxiously.

Luo Yao didn't bark, but fed bamboo to the four pandas that were attracted by other tourists. The two big ones obviously didn't want to eat. They were probably already fed, so there was no point in barking.

Lin Wu did not give up, and still insisted on shouting: "Giant panda, come and eat bamboo."

Seeing her working so hard, Ye Tang couldn't bear it anymore and shouted for her: "Giant panda, come here and eat bamboo. The bamboo is very fresh and there are beautiful women here."

Everything tasted bad in his mouth. Yu Yueqing and Lin Yuetong couldn't help laughing. Is there such a way to seduce a giant panda? Lin Wu also flattened her mouth, a little bit dumbfounded.

Ye Tang didn't realize it at all, and continued to shout as if he hadn't heard anything: "Hey, you two, give me some face, stop showing off your butts, come over and watch the beautiful woman eat bamboo."

Lin Wu couldn't stand Ye Tang's rudeness. It was too vulgar. She rolled her eyes at him. Also, could they understand what he said? She was really speechless looking at the beauty.

Ye Tang chuckled: "I'm calling the pandas for you." It doesn't matter whether they understand or not, as long as they can 'seduce' them over.

After saying this, Ye Tang barked a few more times. Perhaps he was attracted by his voice, or the fresh bamboo in Lin Wu's hand aroused his appetite. After these calls, the two pandas were really shaking.

Youyou crawled over.

Lin Wu didn't care whether Ye Tang was being rude at this time, and stretched out the bamboo with a smile. However, the two chubby guys didn't take a few bites, but instead rolled on the ground.

The bigger one even climbed on top of the slightly smaller panda.

"Bad giant panda, bullying the little panda." Lin Wu stretched out her bamboo stick and swiped the bigger panda a few times, but it didn't look like it was a hit.

Ye Tang's eyes widened. The giant panda was bullying the little panda. It was obviously two guys who wanted to do that. But isn't the breeding season for giant pandas in spring and autumn? It's summer now, so why not?

Got mad?

It's a bit baffling.

The two pandas had the tendency to do that, and the older one lay on the back of the younger one. Ye Tang mumbled, "That's right, it's so outrageous. It's not the behavior of a gentleman to bully the younger one."

Cold sweat, children are about to be banned, should we cover Lin Wu’s eyes?

"Mom, the pandas are fighting." The giant panda's buttocks began to move. Lin Wu didn't notice anything strange and thought the two pandas were fighting.

Ye Tang felt very happy. His little daughter-in-law was really innocent, and he agreed: "Yes, the giant panda is really bad. He actually bullied the little panda. He deserves to be beaten."

Ye Tang spoke seriously, as if he didn't notice anything unusual. Yu Yueqing was not that ignorant and inexperienced in the world. At this time, he pulled Lin Wu and Ye Tang away and said, "Let's go see other animals. There's nothing interesting about fighting.

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Yu Yueqing felt a little unnatural when he spoke. He never expected that two giant pandas would do something like that in broad daylight. Fortunately, both Lin Wu and Ye Tang thought it was a fight, otherwise they really don't know how to explain it.

Lin Yuetong's face turned red and she smiled sullenly. She was not a fool. Of course she saw what they were doing.

Luo Yao has also come over. At this time, her face is also bright red and she is suppressing a smile. Lin Yuetong can see it. She can see it even if she is not an idiot.

"Mom, the giant panda is bullying the little panda." The giant panda raised its butt from behind. The little one seemed a little reluctant and scratched its face with its paws. It looked like a fight. Lin Wu raised her mouth.

I don't want to leave just like that.

Ye Tang advised: "Let's go see other animals. What's so interesting about fighting? I don't want to see pandas anymore. I want to see peacocks. Peacocks are the most beautiful ones." Ye Tang looked as usual, not blushing or embarrassed.

It's not like I've never seen this kind of thing before, but it's better to leave. We can't let this 'abominable' thing tarnish the little fairy's pure heart.

Both of them thought the pandas were fighting. Yu Yueqing wanted to laugh but couldn't. She couldn't laugh or cry. She was feeling very uncomfortable. She said to Lin Wu, "Throw the bamboos in. They will eat them when they are hungry. Let's go see the peacocks."

The two pandas had just started to do that. It was better to take them away quickly to avoid any unsightly scene. By then it would be too late. He grabbed the bamboo in Lin Wu's hand and threw it in, then pulled her away.

Walk.

Ye Tang, Lin Yuetong, and Luo Yao must have followed immediately.

But before he had gone far, Ye Tang was pulled by Luo Yao and whispered in his ear: "Are the pandas fighting?" Although Ye Tang's expression did not change, this damn boy was smarter and seemed to understand everything.

You shouldn’t have missed it, right?

Luo Yao seemed to be smiling, but Ye Tang looked at her blankly: "Isn't this a fight?" as if he didn't know.

Ye Tang looked very confused and his eyes were very confused. Luo Yao was a little hesitant now. Did he really not know?

Seeing that she didn't speak, Ye Tang asked: "What are they doing if they're not fighting?"

Ye Tang's expression was very curious. Luo Yao felt that she really shouldn't have asked him that question just now. How should she say this? It was like shooting yourself in the foot and trapping yourself in a cocoon.

Luo Yao regretted it very much.