Rebirth of the Entertainment Grandmaster

"Water Mountain"

Arriving at a place surrounded by many people, the first thing he saw was two large characters in block letters hanging on one side of the white wall. Ye Tang took Lin Wu's hand and asked, "What are you doing?"

Lin Wu pursed her lips: "Couplet!"

Couplet? Ye Tang was stunned for a moment, these two characters are couplets? It’s too easy!

"You like couplets?" Ye Tang was surprised.

"There are gifts,"

Lin Wu pursed her lips, and Ye Tang looked over and realized that it was true. Under the word "Water Mountain", it was written that those who come out of the couplet can get a free gift, ten gifts, while supplies last.

Ye Tang's teeth were a bit sore. They were playing couplets in a shopping mall. Why are you pretending to be elegant?

Ye Tang cursed in his heart.

But the little fairy seemed quite interested, so I just played with her.

The word "Water Mountain" must have just been hung up. The ink hadn't even dried yet. Ye Tang looked at the others first and didn't say anything. He should let others do the work of standing out.

Moreover, Ye Tang felt that this couplet should not be so easy to match. Otherwise, wouldn't anyone be able to take the gift away?

The gifts are exquisitely wrapped, some are large or small, and the price seems to be no less than two or three hundred yuan. The shopping mall owner is not that stupid to give money to people casually, right?

Ye Tang remained silent, and Lin Wu did not speak either, but the old man standing in front of the couplet spoke. He glanced at the thirty or so customers who had gathered around him and said, "Who comes first? The gifts are limited."

The old man smiled and looked quite elegant.

"I'll do it," a man in his thirties said loudly as soon as the old man finished speaking.

"Okay, you come first, but you have to satisfy the old man." The old man said with a smile.

"Okay, let's get started, stop talking nonsense." This man couldn't wait any longer.

The old man chuckled: "Waishan."

Just saying these two words, the man laughed and said: "Huhai."

"Water and mountains, lake and sea, eh, it's not bad," the old man praised, but then he added: "Water, water, mountain, mountain,"

The man was a little dumbfounded and said, "Isn't it just for Shuishan?" He thought he had received the gift, so why did he ask for Shuishanshan?

The old man said: "I said you must satisfy me, you can continue."

The old man ignored him, and the man thought for a moment and said: "Lake lake sea sea,"

There are mountains and rivers, lakes and seas, it seems... not bad, the old man smiled and said: "There are mountains and rivers everywhere,"

"Lake lake sea sea... sea sea..." The man stopped coming out, and the onlookers laughed. The man's face turned red and he quickly retreated.

"Why are you laughing? If you have the ability, you can do it!" It was a bit humiliating to be laughed at, so the man cursed angrily.

"Brother, you can't do it, just stand aside and watch me." A man about the same age as this man stood up, and he looked like he had something in mind.

"Waishan," someone stood up, and the old man said these two words to him again.

"Wind and rain," the man said.

"Water, water, mountain, mountain,"

"Ups and downs,"

"Rivers, rivers, mountains and mountains are everywhere,"

"Every year there are ups and downs,"

There are rivers and mountains everywhere, ups and downs every year, and it is quite neat.

The old man nodded and looked at the man. "The mountains and rivers are bright and beautiful everywhere," and added four more words.

The man frowned, thought for a while and said: "Through the ups and downs, every year comes and goes."

The water, water, mountains and mountains are bright and beautiful everywhere, and the ups and downs come and go every year. As soon as this pair came out, not only everyone applauded, but the old man also laughed and said: "Okay, the first gift is like this."

Come on, keep it simple."

Seeing that this man still had some literary talent, the old man let him go.

When the man received the gift handed over by the old man, his face burst into laughter. He glanced at the man in front of him proudly, meaning: Look, brother nb!

"I'll do it, I'll do it," I got a gift of great value so easily, and I immediately felt that everyone I could match raised their hands.

The old man pointed to one of the people and said: "Waishan,"

"The sun and the moon,"

"Rivers, rivers, mountains and mountains are everywhere,"

"Yueyue month month year year,"

This guy was also "Nian Nian", and many people laughed, but he was right. The old man said again: "Everywhere in the water, water, mountains and mountains is bright and beautiful," let's see how he is right.

"The water, water, and mountains are bright and beautiful everywhere, and I say that we will be reunited day by day, month by month, and year by year."

"We are reunited day by day, month by month, year by year, yes, yes, yes, the water, water, mountains and mountains are bright and beautiful everywhere, and the mountains and rivers are bright and beautiful." The old man increased the difficulty again, and simplified the word "水水山山 everywhere, bright and beautiful".

Already.

Now the guy who met me was dumbfounded. Not only him, but everyone else who was watching the fun was also dumbfounded. He is so beautiful in the mountains and rivers, you can't just reunite every day, right?

When the old man came out with this couplet, everyone suddenly became speechless.

"Are you right? Who else is coming?" The old man smiled and did not embarrass him.

Everyone was silent. Many people were thinking hard. Lin Wu also frowned. Ye Tang quietly asked her: "What's wrong? Can't think of it?"

Lin Wu whispered: "The front is fine, but the back is too difficult."

Lin Wu really couldn't think of anything. What she could think of was just like the man who received the gift in front of him, and the rest of it couldn't be connected at all.

While everyone was racking their brains, another person called for her to come.

This is a woman in her mid-twenties, with an average appearance, but looking at the happy look on her face, I guess she must be right.

The old man smiled and said: "Okay, let's just go to the back. The mountains and rivers are bright and beautiful." The old man directly followed the person in front and said to the woman.

"The ups and downs are always lingering, the wind and rain are lingering,"

The woman made the right match, but everyone burst out laughing, and Ye Tang almost died laughing. The match was good, but could it not be so ambiguous? It would be a matter of sex.

The woman also blushed a little, but she did get it right. The old man said with a smile: "It's very neat. The water, water, mountains and mountains are bright and beautiful everywhere, the water and mountains are bright and beautiful, and the water and mountains are bright and beautiful."

The old man added another sentence.

The woman said to her: "Winds and rains are always lingering, winds and rains are lingering, winds and rains are lingering, winds and rains are lingering."

Good guy, the ambiguity turned into silver. The old man smiled so weirdly, and everyone burst into laughter. The woman's face turned blood red in an instant, and she was almost dying of shame and anger.

It's nothing at first, but the lingering phrase "wind and rain" at the end is too easy for people to imagine.

Ye Tang almost laughed out loud. This woman was really weird, and the old man was so evil. Ye Tang didn't believe that he didn't expect that woman's match to be like that.

Although the couple had some quirks, the pair was still quite neat. The old man gave her a gift, glanced at the crowd and said, "Who else is coming? Two gifts have been given out. Don't miss this opportunity."

A simple pair became more and more difficult for him to correct. None of these people were experts in pairing. No one spoke at this time. Who would want to be embarrassed by speaking?

Seeing that no one answered the question, Ye Tang whispered in Lin Wu's ear: "Lin Wu, go ahead and answer the question." Ye Tang whispered in Lin Wu's ear for a while.

Lin Wu looked a little hesitant at first when Ye Tang told her to do it, but she immediately became overjoyed when she heard Ye Tang's second line.

Lin Wu also liked the excitement, so she said to the old man: "I'll do it."

A little girl who looked like a fairy jumped out. Everyone couldn't help but stare at her. The old man was also very curious. Although his first couplet was not extremely difficult, it was not that easy to figure out, you little girl.

Can it be matched?

The old man was very doubtful, but he was still right and said: "Waishan," well, let's keep it simple first.

"Sunny or rainy,"

Water, mountain and sunshine, yes, yes, the old man nodded.

"Rivers, rivers, mountains and mountains are everywhere," the old man slowly increased the difficulty.

"It rains or shines all the time,"

Lin Wu got it right very quickly, and she got it right very well. The old man immediately changed his policy and said: "Everywhere in the water, water, mountains and mountains are bright and beautiful, and the mountains and rivers are bright and beautiful." Start right from here.

“I’m curious all the time, rain or shine, and curious all the time, rain or shine.”

As soon as Lin Wu's match came out, not only everyone was stunned, the old man was also surprised, hey, this little girl is pretty good.

The old man raised his thumb in admiration, but he had another sentence at the end, saying: "The mountains and rivers are bright and beautiful everywhere, the mountains and rivers are bright and beautiful, and the mountains and rivers are bright and beautiful." Look at what happens next.

As soon as the old man's complete first couplet came out, Lin Wu continued: "I am always curious when it is sunny or rainy, I am curious when it is sunny, and I am curious when it is sunny."

The mountains and rivers are bright and beautiful everywhere; the mountains and rivers are bright and beautiful; the mountains and rivers are bright and beautiful.

I am curious when it rains or shines, I am curious when it rains or shines, and I am curious when it rains or shines.

What a wonderful couplet, absolutely amazing. As soon as Lin Wu said the complete second couplet, everyone was stunned. After chewing the couplet carefully, they found that it was a perfect couplet. The onlookers were very surprised, and the old man was also stunned.

Living.

Originally, he just used the word "水山" from "水山商城" on a whim to have a good time, but he didn't expect that it actually led to a top-notch couplet, like describing a landscape painting. The old man was a little shocked and looked at it.

Lin Wu's eyes were a little abnormal.

The old man said: "Little girl, although your couplet is not very suitable for the occasion, it is already a very classic couplet. Here, I will give you a gift."

The old man brought the biggest gift to Lin Wu.

Hearing the old man say that the couplet was not very suitable for the occasion, Ye Tang was stunned for a moment, but when he thought of the name "Shuishan Mall", he came to his senses. What the old man said was really right. Look at the couplet he made, it was completely praising this couplet.

Shuishan Mall.

What a great person, Ye Tang couldn't think of any suitable second line for the moment, and couldn't help but scratch his head.

But what the old man said is actually not entirely true. The mountains and rivers are bright and beautiful everywhere, so you can’t mistake the mountains and rivers for mountains of water, right? That’s completely unreasonable.

Lin Wu didn't care so much and took the gift with a smile. In her opinion, it was already good to be able to match Lianzi. What should be done in response to the situation was completely out of her scope.

Three gifts were given out, but no one came out to take the next couplet. The old man arched his fingers and pointed at the two words "水山" and said: "Everyone, if anyone can start a good poem with these two words, I am here

There is also a big gift for you, I wonder if you are interested?"

Composing poetry?

Go ahead and cheat me, are poems so easy to write? Many people shook their heads, this old man is really endless.

Many people shook their heads and left, taking the old man's words as entertainment.