Rebirth of the Entertainment Grandmaster

Turn off the computer, go out of the room, turn on the TV, and sit on the sofa.

This is an almost daily cycle.

Ye Tang always took care of himself.

Sure enough, within two minutes, the sound of the door lock turning was heard.

Ye Tang was sitting upright, and Yu Yueqing quickly opened the door and came in. His eyes subconsciously looked at the sofa in the living room. This was where Ye Tang stayed without having to think about it every time he came back to her house.

Before she could look over, Yu Yueqing's eyes were already crooked.

When she saw him sitting on the sofa obediently, the corners of Yu Yueqing's mouth curled up.

This brat, except for being very annoying at certain times, is quite well-behaved at other times.

Yu Yueqing had dealt with all the poetry issues when she went to work in the afternoon. At this time, she came over and handed Ye Tang a card and said, "This is your royalties, so save some money."

I still have to remind you that the royalties are quite high.

When the small change came, he was even happier than seeing Yu Yueqing come back. Ye Tang immediately jumped up and took it. He was almost penniless. Now he no longer had to be a beggar.

Well, actually before going to Shuishan Mall, Yu Yueqing wanted to give him some pocket money, but Ye Tang didn't want it. She lived and ate at her house for free, and then spent other people's money. She really had no place to put her face.

Ye Tang actually didn't have much money to spend. He stayed at home most of the time. He didn't go out and had nowhere to spend money.

Yu Yueqing gave him a card, and Ye Tang was curious about how much royalties it contained.

Yu Yueqing smiled and said, "You can check it yourself when you have time."

It's also made mysterious.

Ye Tang asked tentatively: "Ten million?"

Yu Yueqing almost spat out a mouthful of blood and stared at Ye Tang with contempt: "Why didn't you say it was 100 million?"

Ye Tang burst out laughing. It was just a joke. Ten million is definitely impossible, but fifty thousand or one hundred thousand is probably still possible.

Without dwelling on the issue, Ye Tang stuffed the card into his pants pocket and said, "Sister Qing, what are you going to eat tonight?"

Yu Yueqing's cooking skills are pretty good, and she has been cooking all kinds of dishes these days. Ye Tangting wants to know what else she can cook.

Having just been beaten by this brat again, Yu Yueqing said angrily: "You can eat it yourself."

Then he ran to the kitchen.

Uh, this naughty kid can't do this!

Ye Tang almost choked.

After Yu Yueqing came back, she usually ran to the kitchen immediately. Ye Tang couldn't help, so he had to continue staring at the TV.

In fact, it's not that he can't help. It's okay to pick two vegetables, but if he doesn't go there, he will be kicked out of the kitchen. Ye Tang can only accept his fate. If he doesn't help, he won't help. If he grabs the territory from her house, he will be punished.

Lightning struck the ground.

Comrade Yu Yueqing is such a good woman!

Ye Tang had to sigh.

Yu Yueqing went to the kitchen to work for a while, and then the little fairy Lin Wu came back.

Well, she is almost the same as her mother. The first thing she looked at when she came back was the sofa in the living room.

Ye Tang thought with a bit of humor, should we stay somewhere else tomorrow?

If they hadn't seen him at first sight, would they, mother and daughter, have been so shocked that their eyes would pop out?

This... is probably impossible!

Ye Tang was just thinking about it.

Lin Wu came back, glanced at Ye Tang, then ran to the kitchen to wash her hands, and then came here to sit with Ye Tang and watch TV.

Ye Tang admired it very much, the little fairy who loves cleanliness is a good child!

Uh, it seems like he typed all afternoon and didn't even wash his hands when he came out.

Ye Tang also quickly ran over and washed his hands. It was not that he was cleaner than Lin Wu, but his hands were really sticky.

After washing his hands, he sat down next to Lin Wu again. After sitting down, Ye Tang turned his head and looked at her. He couldn't get enough of her delicate face.

Sensing Ye Tang's gaze, Lin Wu turned around and gave him a roll of her eyes, then turned back to staring at the TV.

He and Lin Wu were already familiar with each other. Although they didn't speak, it was nice to give her a charming little look. Ye Tang smiled and turned to watch TV.

The two sat quietly watching TV together. After a while, Yu Yueqing came over. She first handed a bottle of juice to Ye Tang and Lin Wu, and then stared at the TV.

Ye Tang took the juice and gave her a strange look. In the past, he would eat when the food was ready. Why did he have so much time to watch TV today?

There was a question in Ye Tang's eyes, and Yu Yueqing snorted softly: "What are you looking at? You are praising the soup."

Still quite smart.

Ye Tang just laughed, but if we don't talk nonsense with her, we can just watch TV.

Ye Tang drank the juice and said nothing, but Yu Yueqing had something to say. She turned her head and looked at Ye Tang and said word by word: "Why do I feel that you don't look like a person from this world?"

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Ye Tang almost squirted out a mouthful of juice. He looked at Yu Yueqing in surprise and said, "How do you know?"

Ye Tang's reaction was a bit loud, so Yu Yueqing narrowed her eyes and stared at him tightly without even turning her eyes.

Lin Wu also looked over, looking at Ye Tang with a strange look.

Ye Tang stood up and sighed: "Oh, you really saw it. In fact, I am not from this world."

"I am the golden boy who sits under the seat of Guanyin Bodhisattva in heaven. I came down to earth to find another young boy and beautiful girl under the seat of Bodhisattva." After saying these two sentences, Ye Tang immediately grabbed one of Lin Wu's hands and held his heart full.

She said excitedly: "Jade girl, I have finally found you!"

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She never expected that Ye Tang would say this. Yu Yueqing almost vomited blood. She looked at Ye Tang with his mouth open and didn't know what to say.

Lin Wu actually squirted. She was also drinking juice, but Ye Tang made her squirt all over the sofa and floor.

Ye Tang also got some splashes on his body, and he burst out laughing.

How is it? Still want to test me?

Are you talking about it without thinking?

Looking at Yu Yueqing, Ye Tang was about to die of joy.

However, he was indeed startled by Yu Yueqing just now, but his head turned quickly and he thought of how to answer in an instant.

Only a fool would admit that he is not from this world!

Ye Tang's smile almost reached the back of his head. Yu Yueqing was so angry that she grabbed his ears and hit him twice on the head.

You bastard, you fucked her again.

In fact, Yu Yueqing said that not because she suspected that Ye Tang was not from this world, but because she wanted to wait for him to ask why, and then she could say, "You brat is not a normal human being. Which mountain should you have jumped from?"

Skin monkey.'

Yu Yueqing had good plans in her heart, but she didn't expect that it would end up like this with her.

It's both angry and funny.

The juice spurted out, and Lin Wu glared at Ye Tang angrily, she was really pissed off by him.

However, seeing that her mother was so angry at him that she could neither laugh nor laugh, and couldn't help but laugh.

This Ye Tang is really evil.

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