Rebirth of the Entertainment Grandmaster

Early the next morning, Ye Tang was pulled up by Yu Yueqing. After eating breakfast, Yu Yueqing told Ye Tang to take Lin Wu to school.

Ye Tang was a little strange, didn't you drive her there every morning? But this is a good thing, of course you can't refuse it, don't even ask questions, keep it in your heart.

Ye Tang agreed without even thinking about it.

It would be the best thing to be able to go out alone with his little fairy to drive down the road.

Besides, I was planning to buy a computer anyway, so I happened to drop by to pick up the computer. This was business.

Well, it's a little less serious than being alone with Lin Wu.

After eating breakfast, Yu Yueqing packed up and prepared to go out. Lin Wu carried a small bag. Ye Tang quickly opened the door and let her go out first, while making a gentle gesture of invitation.

My little fairy must be nice to her.

Ye Tang was bent over, looking like a serious gentleman. Lin Wu rolled her eyes and was too lazy to pay attention to him. She twisted her waist and was the first to go out.

Lin Wu went out, and Ye Tang naturally wanted to follow him, but as soon as he took half a step, he heard a dry cough from behind. It was Yu Yueqing who was coughing and staring at him.

Ye Tang was sweating a little, collapsed, and almost forgot about his mother-in-law.

He quickly opened the door of the room in a gentlemanly manner and said please to Yu Yueqing.

You can’t forget your mother-in-law when you have a daughter-in-law. You can’t offend your future mother-in-law by offending anyone!

Ye Tang reacted quickly, and Yu Yueqing snorted with satisfaction, "Hey, brat, you still have some sense," followed Lin Wu and was the second to step out of the door.

Both mother and daughter went out, and Ye Tang hurriedly went out in a cold sweat. After locking the door, he quickly chased after them.

After going downstairs, Yu Yueqing drove away first. Seeing how anxious she was, it seemed that something was really urgent.

There is an emergency and you still pester me and make your daughter jealous?

Ye Tangyi has a black line on his forehead, this Yu Yueqing, when will you grow up!

Yu Yueqing drove away, and Ye Tang had to walk with Lin Wu to catch the bus. In fact, Lin Wu's school was not too far away, only seven or eight stops away.

Following Lin Wu, Ye Tang saw a large group of people waiting at the bus stop. However, they were not standing in a chaotic pile, but in a long line. When getting on the bus, they also got on one by one in order.

in Apple pie order.

Ye Tang cursed when he saw it. He was a bastard, and he compared his world to that again.

Very...appreciate it.

Of course, it must be appreciated. This is called politeness, discipline, and morality. We can give each of them a "Four Newcomers" award.

When we got on the bus, of course we had to stand if there were no seats. However, there were very few people without seats. There were only about ten people. Ye Tang and Lin Wu were also standing. There was no way. They originally grabbed two seats, but one got up behind them.

A pregnant woman with two children had no choice but to carry forward Uncle Lei Feng's spirit and let others sit.

Most of the people standing were young people, and the old, weak, women, and children all had seats. Even in the car at the back, some people gave up their seats. It seems that the spiritual civilization of this world is quite well established.

Ye Tang thought he could also give each of them a "True Uncle Lei Feng" award. He did good deeds without leaving a name or posing for photos. This was a living deed of the real Lei Feng.

Well, Ye Tang can also send one.

Look what he is doing now, that pregnant woman with a big belly is about to poop, and Ye Tang is helping to take off his panties.

The pregnant woman had two children, one big and one small. The younger one was less than two years old, and the older one was only five or six years old. The one who wanted to raise daddy was this little boy who was less than two years old.

The little guy is not wearing crotchless pants, he has to take them off to pull them out, otherwise he will have to pull his pants.

Ye Tang pulled down his pants, and then Lin Wu handed him a plastic bag. It couldn't be pulled on the car, so he had to use the bag to catch it and throw it into the trash can.

After taking off his pants, Ye Tang blew open the plastic bag and then put it under the little guy's buttocks. He hoped that he would defecate in the bag and not squirt on his hands.

The pregnant woman glanced at Ye Tang gratefully, and then began to coax the child to poop quickly. It was really inconvenient to have a big belly and two children.

After the pregnant woman hugged the baby and coaxed her for a few words, she smelled the stench of daddy. Ye Tang was delighted because his hands were not wet. It didn't look like he had diarrhea, so he happily continued on.

The poop of children over two years old is actually not that smelly and the smell is tolerable.

After five or six minutes of this, the little guy finally arched in his mother's arms, which meant that he was done with his bowel movements and it was time to wipe his butt.

After the little guy finished pooping, Ye Tang took the bag back. After taking it back, Ye Tang was stunned.

Uh, where's Daddy?

There was no poop from the little boy in the bag. Ye Tang was a little surprised. Could it be that he didn't poop, but just released some stinky smell?

Hey, little brat, you’re still trying to make an empty city.

It deserves praise!

Ye Tang laughed.

Lin Wu also saw that there was nothing in the bag, and asked strangely: "Nothing?"

Ye Tang nodded and said with a smile: "It should be that I didn't pull it, there is nothing."

After Ye Tang finished speaking, he patted the bag.

Lin Wu felt a little strange, it couldn't be possible, she had obviously just smelled the stench.

But if you don’t pull it, then you don’t pull it. This is the little guy’s own business and she has nothing to do with it.

Ye Tang smiled and talked to Lin Wu, but the pregnant woman suddenly interrupted and said: "It's not that you didn't pull it off, it's because you didn't take off the underwear inside and pulled it all over your crotch..."

The pregnant woman looked at Ye Tang and felt like she couldn't laugh or cry.

puff

Ye Tang almost squirted, right? There was a small underwear inside?

Looking over, I found that the pregnant woman was actually carrying a pair of small underwear, with a small bag hanging under the underwear, just like a rice dumpling.

Cold sweat

Ye Tang's face turned dark in an instant. He wouldn't be such a cheater!

Why is he wearing a pair of small underwear inside?

Ye Tang had a dark look on his face. Everyone was amused. Lin Wu also laughed and looked at Ye Tang amusedly. This guy must have finally had enough.

Lin Wu's school arrived soon. After getting off the car, Lin Wu was still smiling, and Ye Tang bared his teeth. Although he had done bad things, he was also kind-hearted.

"You're still smiling, but your teeth are falling out of laughter." Ye Tang glared at Lin Wu, feeling a little dissatisfied.

Lin Wu stared back, but she didn't speak and kept laughing.

Ye Tang had no choice but to say: "Lin Wu, do you know why your mother asked me to send you to school?"

Suddenly asked a question.

Lin Wu shook her head, with doubts in her eyes. It wasn't like she didn't have anyone who came to school by car. What did she want him to do?

Lin Wu didn't understand, so Ye Tang said: "Actually, your mother should think so."

"Our little Wu is so beautiful, she is a little fairy that everyone loves. Ye Tang is a good young man. Let Xiao Wu be his wife from now on. Well, I can rest assured if I leave it to him."

Ye Tang imitated Yu Yueqing's tone and said in a serious tone.

After hearing this, Lin Wu's mouth bulged and her eyes stared over. After snorting and rolling her eyes, she ignored Ye Tang and ran into the school without looking back.

(Thank you Moyue for the tip)