Rebirth of the Entertainment Grandmaster

I guess I pressed it wrongly and pressed an extra zero.

Ye Tang wanted to bang his head against the wall!

Small money!

Two hundred thousand!

I said!

How could you make such a mistake!

With an IQ of 800, he would actually make such a small mistake!

Now he is really a fucking Lei Feng!

Ye Tang threw himself on the sofa and started beating his chest and stamping his feet.

Yu Yueqing finally opened the door and came back. Ye Tang lay weakly on the sofa, not even wanting to look at it now.

"Ye Tang, what's wrong? You're listless and frowning!" Yu Yueqing saw Ye Tang as soon as he entered the door, but this brat was lying on the sofa lazily. When he walked over, he found that his expression seemed unhappy.

I was very satisfied, so I asked strangely.

Ye Tang did not answer, but held a piece of paper between his two fingers and held it in the air without raising his eyes.

Yu Yueqing took it strangely and glanced at it: "Card receipt? Charitable fund? Twenty thousand?"

Yu Yueqing also saw it wrong. Ye Tangbing snorted and glanced sideways at her, "Can you count the number of 'tens to hundreds of millions'? Your math wasn't taught by your physical education teacher, was it?"

Ye Tang snorted, and Yu Yueqing laughed and said: "You brat, why are you snorting? Isn't donating money a good thing? Why are you so dejected?"

Before Yu Yueqing noticed the mistake, Ye Tang turned over on the sofa and was too lazy to pay attention to her. At this moment, he was almost dying of tragedy. It was a good thing!

"You brat, talk to me," Ye Tangli ignored her. Yu Yueqing grabbed his ear. He was used to seeing this guy's playful smile, but now he was really not used to it.

"Never mind counting those zeros..." Ye Tang, who was holding his ears, did not respond. Instead, he said as if he was seriously ill and dying.

"Count again? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6... Uh, Ye Tang, you donated... 200,000?" Yu Yue counted the numbers and finally realized that something was wrong. This is not 20,000. It is obviously 20,000.

Five zeros and a donation of two hundred thousand. Did this brat take the wrong medicine?

Yu Yueqing's eyes widened.

It's not like she has never donated money to charity funds, but like Ye Tang, who donated 200,000 yuan at a time, it's really hard to imagine that this brat only seems to have more than 200,000 yuan in royalties, right?

How generous! You have almost all your wealth, right?

Yu Yueqing praised: "Ye Tang, that's good. You know how to do good things, and you can do good things and benefit the world. It's very good."

This is indeed worthy of praise, but Ye Tang almost wanted to hit his head against the wall again, and said with a sad face: "Sister Qing, I actually wanted to donate 20,000, but I probably accidentally pressed an extra zero and it became 200,000.

I just discovered it."

This is not about achieving success and benefiting the world at the same time. This is clearly because his family's wealth has been dispersed before his mother's achievements have been achieved.

Ye Tang was a little speechless for Yu Yueqing.

puff……

Yu Yueqing burst out laughing immediately because of Ye Tang, right? You actually made such a mistake. Aren't you a brat that is usually very smart?

The money has been donated and it is unlikely that I will get it back. Yu Yueqing comforted me: "It's okay, just treat it as a good deed. It's donated to the charity fund anyway, so what are you afraid of!"

Donating to the China Charity Fund is equivalent to helping others and doing good deeds. You are not being stolen or cheated, so there is no need to be so sad.

Ye Tang was not as enlightened as Yu Yueqing. He still looked like a sick cat and said with a bitter face: "Sister Qing, what you don't understand is that she is my wife!"

Uh-huh! Yu Yueqing laughed again, knocked Ye Tang on the forehead, and said in a dumbfounding voice: "You little kid, you're so young, it's my wife, hurry up, get up quickly, don't look like you're going to die.

"

Yu Yueqing gave Ye Tang a hand. She still had something to tell him. This brat was so smart and still young. What was the rush to make money?

Yu Yueqing didn't take it to heart at all about the 'wife's book'.

"Oh, I'm really about to die."

Ye Tang was weak. Yu Yueqing held his ears and sneered: "Are you really dead? Then I will twist you to death first." Then she started to pull his ears hard.

Yu Yueqing, Yu Yueqing, what kind of trouble are you trying to make? Can you stop being so naughty?

Ye Tang almost rolled his eyes and said, "I'm really about to die. But Sister Qing, I actually think I can save her a little more!" Looking at Yu Yueqing, Ye Tang's eyes suddenly started to shine.

"Can we still rescue him? Okay, tell me how to rescue him?" Yu Yueqing couldn't help but laugh. The brat always talks so funny.

Ye Tang became energetic in an instant, sat up, and said: "Sister Qing, look, that money is almost all my property. In the future, it may fall on you to support the family. But,

I feel embarrassed that I always live and eat at your place for free, don’t you think so?”

Ye Tang asked, and Yu Yueqing immediately slapped him in the face, saying somewhat reproachfully: "It's not like you can live and eat for free. It's not like I can't support you. What are you afraid of? Don't say such things again in the future!"

Brat, it seems like she dislikes him or something, he's living and eating for free!

Well, Ye Tang actually didn't mean that. He explained with a smile: "Sister Qing, I don't mean that either. The main thing is, you see, you and I are not relatives or friends. We are not related to each other. In my heart

I’m really sorry!”

Ye Tang started to lead in a certain direction.

Yu Yueqing glared at him and said, "Aren't we friends now?" Brat, what do you want to say? You want to piss people off, right?

Yu Yueqing was a little dissatisfied.

Khan, this Yu Yueqing’s IQ seems to be below the standard!

Ye Tang broke into a cold sweat and said quickly: "Sister Qing, of course we are friends, but do you think the relationship between us can go further? It's not good to have no reputation and no status!"

Ye Tang said seductively, with a somewhat embarrassed expression on his face.

Yu Yueqing glanced at him inexplicably, suddenly laughed, and asked, "You want a status, right?"

Ye Tang nodded quickly, and Yu Yueqing thought for a while and said, "How about I recognize you as my godson! Is this a good name?"

It's easy to find a reputation anywhere.

Godson? How is that possible! Ye Tang quickly shook his head and became Yu Yueqing's godson. Then the little fairy is his godsister? No, this is definitely not possible.

Ye Tang shook his head and said flatteringly: "Sister Qing, do you think we can go one step further? Now that I call you sister, my godson will call you godmother. I'm at a huge loss."

Why would you lose so much by calling her godmother? Yu Yueqing rolled her eyes at Ye Tang angrily and said, "If my godson can't do it, what about my godbrother?" She asked again.

Brother?

puff……

Ye Tang was about to vomit blood. His godson had become Lin Wu's brother, and now it was good, he was going to be as good as her father.

Comrade Yu Yueqing, can you stop being so weird?

Ye Tang was speechless and died!

Seeing Ye Tang looking like he was almost speechless, Yu Yueqing didn't know where he had gone wrong again. He glared at Ye Tang fiercely and said, "Not my godson, not my godbrother. You can tell me what you want in the end."

What title?"

What the hell is going on in this damn boy’s head?

Yu Yueqing was completely confused.

Ye Tang chuckled, but regardless of Yu Yueqing's angry look, he said hesitantly: "Sister Qing, what do you think of your son-in-law...? I think this should be considered. The godson is half a son, and the son-in-law is also half a son!"

Ye Tang finally said what he was thinking, and looked at Yu Yueqing with a bit of a sigh, "We are so shy, please don't come and pull your ears!"

Yu Yueqing did not pull his ears, but lifted Ye Tang's buttocks and slapped him twice.

"Son-in-law? Brat, you have a good idea. Let's talk about it ten years later!" Yu Yueqing was almost confused and beat around the bush for a long time. This was what she wanted to say.

"You bastard, look, if I don't teach you a lesson today, you don't have the guts to flirt with girls at a young age." Yu Yueqing was so angry that she couldn't spank him anywhere, and even after spanking, he even came to pull his ears.

Ye Tang quickly flipped over on the sofa and jumped behind the sofa.

It's okay if you get slapped on the butt twice. If you don't hide at this time, you're a pig.