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As soon as they heard that Xu Yiyang and Chen Meng were going to appear on the stage, the audience immediately burst into applause.

People who have seen this cross talk say it's good, word of mouth has already spread, and Xu Yiyang is really the number one man in China and overseas, so when he wants to appear on stage, the students in the audience are naturally enthusiastic.

Thus, Xu Yiyang and Chen Meng stepped onto the stage in their gowns.

Before taking the stage, Xu Yiyang said to Chen Meng in a low voice: "Later, I will say a few casual words to warm up the scene, and you follow the basic way of flattering me, flattering what I said, and let's deal with each other first, and wait until I say something." As a hobby, the two of us went straight from there to work."

Chen Meng is very spiritual, and he has practiced with Xu Yiyang many times, so he immediately understood what he meant, so he nodded and said, "I know Brother Xu, don't worry."

At this time, the students who were busy setting up the venue quickly ran up and set up the table and microphone stand.

Xu Yiyang and Chen Meng walked to the table, and the audience continued to applaud.

Xu Yiyang adjusted the angle of the microphone, and deliberately sighed with a bitter face: "Oh, I'm under a lot of pressure as soon as this one comes on stage."

Chen Meng hurriedly began to improvise: "Why are you under so much pressure?"

Xu Yiyang said: "Look, our program is to perform cross talk. Do you know what kind of art cross talk is?"

Chen Meng said: "I know, cross talk is the art of language!"

Xu Yiyang shook his head, and said very seriously: "Cross talk, in the final analysis, it is an art that makes people happy."

"The two of us came to the stage to make the more than 10,000 students, teachers, school leaders, and school staff happy. It is best to make them laugh after listening to our cross talk. This is our success! "

Although Chen Meng didn't know what the baggage behind Xu Yiyang was, he still acted like he had suddenly realized, nodded and said, "You're right!"

After finishing speaking, he wanted to bring the topic back in a hurry, and asked Xu Yiyang: "Then you haven't said, why are you under so much pressure?"

Xu Yiyang gave him an approving look, and said: "Oh, you also know that our mission is to make everyone happy and laugh, but before we played, the senior brothers and sisters in front had already made everyone laugh , and I was watching it backstage just now, the audience below were laughing, and some students were laughing out of their noses, do you think I can be under a lot of pressure?"

As soon as Xu Yiyang said this, the audience burst out laughing instantly.

No one expected that Xu Yiyang planned for a long time to make fun of Li Haiyang and Ma Bingbing's performance just now!

This is the live show in cross talk, which is improvised directly according to the actual situation on the scene.

As soon as Xu Yiyang came up, he lost an impromptu burden. From everyone's point of view, this burden is really shaking!

Chen Meng didn't expect the twists and turns to go around Li Haiyang, he laughed on the spot and said, "So that's where your pressure comes from!"

"Yes!" Xu Yiyang nodded, and said with a serious face: "Look, we are now talking about the show just now, and everyone is still smiling happily, which shows how fun the show just now is!"

As he said that, Xu Yiyang gave an exaggerated thumbs up.

Chen Meng smiled and said, "Yes!"

Xu Yiyang paused, looked at the audience again, and said: "Look, everyone laughed, and you laughed too, but do you know why I didn't laugh?"

Chen Meng shook his head: "I don't know, why don't you laugh?"

Xu Yiyang said solemnly: "I have received professional training. On stage, no matter how funny it is, I won't laugh unless I can't help it."

After finishing speaking, Xu Yiyang raised his head and looked up to the sky with a long smile: "Hahahaha, I'm sorry! The show just now was so funny, I really couldn't help it..."

As soon as Xu Yiyang's second burden came out, the audience exploded!

Many students burst into tears of laughter, and these two burdens were improvised when they came up, which also made everyone amazed at Xu Yiyang's reaction speed and on-the-spot ability.

At this time, after the laughter in the audience ended, Xu Yiyang said: "Everyone has some hobbies, such as Senior Brother Li Haiyang. It can be seen that Senior Brother Li Haiyang must be a person who likes singing very much."

"Hahahaha..." The audience laughed again.

Chen Meng knew that when Xu Yiyang talked about hobbies, it meant that serious cross talk was about to start.

The previous ones were impromptu and mobilizing the atmosphere, but if you really want to get into the work of "I Want to Travel", you have to start from your hobby.

So, Chen Meng hurriedly asked: "Student Xu Yiyang, I would like to ask you, do you have any hobbies?"

Xu Yiyang said solemnly: "I also have a wide range of hobbies. I love singing, dancing, changing, and practicing."

"Really?" Chen Meng asked, "Why do you have such wide-ranging hobbies?"

Xu Yiyang waved his hand: "I haven't finished yet, I also like many cultural aspects, such as dancing and writing, reciting poems, astronomy and geography, and foreign classics, I love them all!"

Chen Meng asked in surprise, "Did so many of your favorites come over?"

"Come here if you like it!" Xu Yiyang said seriously: "I have studied many of these classical masterpieces, calligraphy and paintings of famous people. For example, there was a great painter in the Northern Song Dynasty named Zhang Zeduan. Do you know that?"

"I know! This is a great painter, who doesn't know?"

Xu Yiyang nodded: "To be honest, I really like Zhang Zeduan's painting of "Going to the Tomb during the Qingming Festival."

The audience suddenly laughed again.

Xu Yiyang continued: "It describes the scene of the little widows going to the grave during the Qingming Festival in the Northern Song Dynasty..."

Another burst of laughter!

Subsequently, high-energy and nuclear energy appeared one after another.

When Xu Yiyang mentioned the stalk of "folk dance without clothes", many people in the audience burst out laughing.

Because Xu Yiyang and Chen Meng had a perfect start on stage, the more they talked, the more comfortable and relaxed they were, and their state was extremely good, so the "laughing fruit" felt by the audience was even stronger.

Moreover, the two shows that Xu Yiyang appeared on stage perfectly made up for the time that was vacated in the previous show. The rhythm of the whole show was very well grasped, and the time was completely brought back to the normal planning and arrangement.

When the audience in the audience was laughing, Li Haiyang was behind the stage, in an empty corner, clenching his teeth, with a dark face.

He was going mad with hatred in his heart, and his face was as hot as if he had been slapped more than a hundred times.

After carefully planning such a long-term performance across the millennium, it was all over in one fell swoop!

Not only failed to improve his image, but directly stepped into the bottom of the valley!

The key point is that this is an important party in 1999 that spanned the year 2000!

In life, it is impossible to encounter a second time window with such epochal significance.

When the whole world was celebrating, I actually lost such a big face in front of more than 10,000 people!

How does this make me face the teachers and students in the school in the future?

I really want to die!

Ma Bingbing was silent beside him.

She has always liked Li Haiyang very much, and can be said to be one of his fans.

It is precisely because I like him that I am willing to cooperate with him in this kind of performance that completely complements him, but unexpectedly, the performance will go in a completely opposite direction.

Seeing the pain of the boy she loved, she plucked up her courage, touched Li Haiyang's hand, and comforted her: "Haiyang, don't take it too seriously, and tell everyone that there is a problem with the accompaniment later, everyone should understand."

Li Haiyang opened her hand irritably, and said contemptuously, "Don't touch me!"

Li Haiyang knew that Ma Bingbing liked him very much, but he had no interest in Ma Bingbing at all.

Ma Bingbing looks very average, short and dark-skinned, Li Haiyang usually doesn't even bother to talk to her.

If it weren't for knowing that Ma Bingbing was devoted to him, Li Haiyang wouldn't ask her to sing this song together.

However, the chorus was messed up, so Li Haiyang didn't like Ma Bingbing no matter what. Being touched by her felt disgusting as if he was being taken advantage of.

Ma Bingbing thought he was in a bad mood, so she was not angry at all when her hand was knocked off, but said very considerately: "I will tell everyone, just say this is a misunderstanding."

Li Haiyang asked angrily: "Misunderstanding? Can the misunderstanding eliminate the face you just lost? And that damned Xu Yiyang, damn it, he dared to tease me when he was on stage. Isn't this fucking against me?"

Ma Bingbing said helplessly: "He has said everything, and there is nothing we can do about it!"

Li Haiyang gritted his teeth, and said coldly: "I want to know what the hell is wrong with the accompaniment right now! I obviously asked for a male voice to record my part, why did it become a female voice, it's fucking illogical!"

Ma Bingbing said subconsciously: "Could it be that someone is planning to punish you?"

"Fuck me?" Li Haiyang frowned: "You mean, someone changed the accompaniment?"