Rebirth of the Evil Life

Buckley!

Lin Feng narrowed his eyes slightly. (Reading novels) Speaking of Barkley, he is famous. His nickname, "Flying Pig in the Sky," is a powerful one. Literally understood, "flying pig in the air", first of all, it means that Barkley can bounce well, and secondly, it means that he is fat and short. But yes, as the team's power forward, he is only 198 centimeters tall, while other power forwards at the same position are at least about 210 centimeters tall.

But it is such a master who can achieve 20+10 double-doubles in his career, especially in the penalty area, where he has erected a human barrier. It must be said that this is a miracle. Of course, this is also thanks to his huge ass. It is rumored that the NBA has three major killers: Malone's iron elbow, Jordan's trash talk, and the remaining one is Barkley's big ass.

When Barkley's big ass arched in the penalty area, there was absolute silence in the penalty area, and you couldn't see anyone else except him. The reason? It was easily taken away by his big ass.

Of course, compared to his glorious career (5 times selected to the All-NBA Team, 11 times selected to the All-Stars), there are only 5 players in NBA history who have scored more than 20,000 points, rebounded more than 10,000 and assisted more than 4,000 times, and Barkley is one of them. 1) His career as a basketball commentator for TNT after he had no choice but to retire is even more amazing.

The biggest topic was the public ridicule of Yao Ming last season, believing that Yao Ming could not score 19 points in a single game. If Yao Ming scored 19 points in a single game, he would kiss his commentary partner Smith's butt. This topic caused numerous disturbances in the NBA last year. Originally, it was perfectly normal for Barkley, a loudmouthed man, to say these words. It's a pity that he doesn't want to think about who the boss of Yao Ming's Houston Rockets is.

Although Jordan was extremely strict with the team's players, he was also extremely protective of his shortcomings. How could he allow his former defeated general to ridicule Yao Ming like this? Immediately, the day after Barkley said these words, against the Philadelphia 76ers, the team where Barkley's NBA career started, Jordan spoke and asked all the players to feed Yao Ming the ball and let Yao Ming shoot as much as he wanted. Don't care whether it hits or not, just throw it in like this.

As a result, in this game, Yao Ming shot 35 goals. Although the shooting rate was quite pitiful, only 30%, which was far from Yao Ming's previous shooting rate of about 50%, but Yao Ming shot a lot. He scored a total of 10 goals and scored 20 points. Including 11 points from free throws, he scored a total of 31 points. Not only did he set Yao Ming's personal scoring record, he also immediately responded to Barkley's sarcasm.

Although Barkley was a little embarrassed that his bull was exposed so quickly, he was also a courageous person. In the end, Barkley kissed the donkey's butt on TNT in front of all Americans (Smith was shy and did not dare to show his butt in front of the American audience).

Thinking of these old news, Lin Feng wanted to laugh. This Barkley is an interesting person, and this interesting person cannot let him go.

"Hi,

Sir Charles (Barkley's nickname, which he earned this very honorable nickname for his all-around performance on the basketball court), what do you think, which team will win today? "Lin Feng walked over with a smile.

Although Barkley has been obsessed with basketball his whole life, he doesn't know much about the financial world. But after all, Lin Feng is the owner of the Houston Rockets, so Barkley knows Lin Feng fairly well.

"Hello, Mr. Lin. I didn't expect you to come to watch the game today." Barkley said in surprise. You know, Lin Feng is a busy man. Unlike other team owners who often watch games in the home box, Lin Feng only watches games very few times a season. This season, Lin Feng has only appeared twice, and has never appeared in the playoffs.

But if Lin Feng didn't show up, it would be fine. If he did, it would be terrible.

One, two, three, Buckley counted carefully. Hey, Lin Feng was followed by nine charming beauties. There were rumors that Lin Feng was blessed with beauty, but today it turned out to be true.

Li Zhiyou, Huangmeixi, Lin Zhihui, Lin Chiling, Avril Lavigne, Jessica, Beyoncé, Mariah Carey, Taylor Swift, 9 gorgeous beauties, dazzled Buckley for a while, and he couldn't recover for a long time. His eyes jumped from one woman to another, looking at her from head to toe, admiring and muttering.

"Oh my god, this butt is big, wow, this breast is big, eh, these legs are whiter," Barkley stood there and muttered. But with his loud voice, no matter how quiet he was, a hard-of-hearing aunt a kilometer away could hear his mumblings.

On the spot, the nine women became angry.

"Hey, big fat man, what are you looking at so lustfully?" Avril frowned, snorted, took a few steps forward, and looked at Buckley, who was looking at the nine beauties lustfully, with an angry look on his face. It seems that if something goes wrong at all, he will roll up his sleeves and fight.

"Fat man, if you look at it again, I'm going to pop your eyeballs out and stomp on them!" Beyoncé and Mariah Carey are not bad at it either. Although their bodies are very hot and they often attract strange looks from men, This is the first time for Barkley to comment while watching. I was furious on the spot! In Lam Feng's "Second Entertainment", Beyoncé didn't learn much else. She had quite a temper and was always unreasonable. But it's no wonder, you think, the president of "Second Entertainment" is Avril Lavigne, who basically doesn't know how to manage. Although "Second Entertainment" is usually mainly responsible for the vice president Walter Yenikov, Avril is still a name after all. As the CEO, and Avril is a singer, she usually takes good care of Beyoncé and others. In addition, Lin Feng is a protective person, and as a result, these singers all have good tempers.

Of course, Beyoncé and others are not unreasonable, but they are not like most other singers who keep a low profile and show their most perfect side for the sake of so-called fame and praise. That's so fake!

"Barkley, what you said is not serious or serious. Be careful, I will go to TNT TV station to complain against you." Jessica's love for basketball comes from her heart, and she naturally knows this "flying pig", but she speaks so unabashedly to her. He still gets extremely angry when he comments on the looks and figures of himself and others.

Being beautiful is indeed both appreciated and judged by others. But it's a bit unethical for you to make such obscene comments in person. Everyone gets angry.

As for Li Zhiyou, Lin Zhizhi, and Huang Meixi, they all snorted coldly and left Buckley with his back, not bothering to pay attention to such a person.

"Sir Charles, I think it would be better for you to call me Charles Whore!" Lin Chiling, as Lin Feng's secretary, has a sharp tongue. But when she said these words in a cooing tone, no matter how bad she said, it still made people think she was acting coquettishly.

No, eight women except Lin Chiling felt a chill at the same time. However, the two men on the court (Lin Feng and Barkley) were stunned.

"Haha, you are beautiful, so of course it is for people to see. Besides, if nine beauties appear together, any man will lose his mind. I made a mistake just now, don't blame me, don't blame me!" Barkley touched his shiny Bald head, a burst of laughter.

Although Barkley's words are indeed annoying sometimes, he will immediately admit his mistakes after knowing that he is wrong, and he has a cheerful personality and never holds grudges. This character of his also makes him have a loud mouth in the NBA, and he often The reason why he exposes various scandals about others, but is still very popular.

"By the way, our Sir Charles, which team do you think will win today? The Houston Rockets are so close to the championship for the first time!" Lin Feng looked at Barkley with interest.

You know, Barkley voluntarily gave up tens of millions of dollars in salary in order to win the championship, and took the initiative to cut his salary to only the veteran's annual salary of 1 million US dollars to join the Houston Rockets in the hope of becoming a championship. As a result, he played for four seasons but achieved nothing. Not only did he lose the championship, but he also lost money. In the end, he could only retire sadly.

It can be said that the championship is the biggest pain in Barkley's heart. Witnessing the Houston Rockets' comeback today, as a former member of the Houston Rockets, I'm afraid Barkley has a lot of feelings in his heart. Especially now, the Houston Rockets are led by Barkley's biggest nemesis in the NBA - Michael Jordan.

Buckley looked strange for a while, and after a long time he snorted.

"Mr. Lin, it's not that I don't support my home team, it's that the current Houston Rockets are old and young, and it has been a miracle to enter the Western Conference finals. As for the Los Angeles Lakers, O'Neal is at his peak, and Kobe is about to enter his peak. With Malone and Payton who are not yet old yet, with such a luxurious lineup, it would be unreasonable not to win the championship!" Barkley shouted.

Lin Feng smiled secretly, as expected! Before Lin Feng asked this question, he guessed that Buckley would say this. Although Barkley played four seasons with the Houston Rockets, his life was not pleasant. Especially in the last year, he and Pippen became even more incompatible, which eventually made Barkley retire sadly. In addition, the Houston Rockets are now led by Barkley's former nemesis-Michael Jordan. And seeing that Michael Jordan is 42 years old, still fighting on the court, and even leading the team to the Western Conference Finals, and may even win the championship again, if those Michael Jordan's former "dead enemies" are not jealous, they are definitely It's a lie.

Therefore, Lin Feng asserts that Barkley will never support the Houston Rockets now! And this is exactly what Lin Feng wants.

"Barkley, then you think the Houston Rockets will lose today, right?" Lin Feng asked again.

"Of course. The game is now tied at 3:3, and this last game was played at the Los Angeles Lakers' Staples Arena. The Houston Rockets have never won at Staples this season, plus Houston The Rockets are already old and have limited physical strength. The outcome of this game is already determined!" Barkley seemed to be pointing the way.

"Barkley, but I said that the Houston Rockets will defeat the Los Angeles Lakers today and advance to the finals?" Lin Feng smiled slightly.

"Impossible! Unless that guy suddenly becomes ten years younger today, it's absolutely impossible!" Barkley said loudly.

"Oh, really?" Lin Feng's smile became even stronger.

"Of course!" Buckley looked at the sky with a look of disdain.

"Barkley, since we both have such big opinions, let's take a gamble." Lin Feng chuckled.

gamble? This is Barkley's favorite, especially making a bet with the world's richest man, which is even more exciting.

"Okay, tell me how to bet!" Buckley asked gruffly.

"It's very simple. If the Houston Rockets win today, I win, otherwise I lose." Lin Feng snapped his fingers.

"That's the bet," Barkley asked belatedly.

"Say it!" Lin Feng spread his hands.

"Haha, in this way, if you lose, you will do a hot dance in a bikini in the finals. If I lose, I will." Barkley thought for a while, then suddenly burst into laughter. Barkley was overjoyed at the thought of Lin Feng wearing a bikini and dancing in the finals.

Although he has to do this even if he loses, in Barkley's view, the Los Angeles Lakers will never lose today. With home field advantage, f4's strength, and Phil Jackson's coaching ability, we will lose today, really unless Michael Jordan is ten years younger.

But what surprised Barkley was that before he finished speaking, Lin Feng took over.

"If you lose, I don't want you to dance in the finals. I just need you to come back next season, join my Houston Rockets, and win a championship!" Lin Feng stretched out his palms and said.

What! ——Buckley's eyes nearly popped out. He didn't expect that Lin Feng would actually gamble with this.

You know, he has retired for 4 years and is 41 years old this year. He is really an old guy. Although he is one year younger than Jordan, he does not have as strong a winning mentality as Jordan. If he were to come back and join the Houston Rockets now, he might really become a joke in the league. He never wants to fight with young people on the court for dozens of minutes with a big belly, and finally come back with appalling statistics.

People should serve their old age! When Barkley retired in 1999, he already understood this truth. Although what Lin Feng said about winning a championship was very attractive, but thinking about his current body shape, Barkley gave up.

Lin Feng smiled.

"Why, you don't dare to gamble? Or are you afraid of being embarrassed?" Lin Feng said sarcastically.

Buckley frowned. There is no game in this world that he dare not gamble on.

"Okay, I'm betting. Why don't you come back? I'm scared. But Lin Feng, just wait until you go to the finals to dance! Haha~~~" Barkley laughed wildly for a few times and left.

"Hmph, damn fat guy is so arrogant!" Avril said angrily.

Lin Feng patted Avril's head gently and chuckled. Although Barkley said that he was destined to lose, judging from his demeanor when he left, I'm afraid he also hoped that the Los Angeles Lakers would lose. After all, championships have always been a thorn in Barkley's side.

"Boss, are you going to let Barkley join the Houston Rockets?" At this time, Dawson rushed over. He also heard clearly about the bet between Lin Feng and Buckley just now.

Lin Feng nodded.

"Boss, although Barkley will definitely enter the Hall of Fame, he is 41 years old now. Although the injury has healed, both physical strength and skills have deteriorated. I am afraid that even if he joins the Houston Rockets, he will not be able to What contribution will it make?" Dawson reminded bluntly.

"Yes, Barkley is really old now. But he will still contribute to the team, at least his experience is still very desirable. And if he joins the Houston Rockets, the attention he will bring will be no less than that of Jordan the year before. Join the Houston Rockets. Dawson, my goal is to make the Houston Rockets the most popular basketball team in the world. This is something that I, you and Morey must remember!" Lin Feng said with his finger.

Dawson suddenly realized. As Lin Feng said, if Barkley joins the Houston Rockets, it will make the eyes of the United States and even the world turn to the Houston Rockets, and the team will immediately become the darling of the media. What's more, joining a veteran like Barkley can also get a lot of advantages on refereeing issues.

"Of course, Dawson, there is another reason why I insist on Barkley joining the Rockets. That is that I like this person and I hope to help him realize his dream of a championship." After Lin Feng finished speaking, he brought 9 charming girls with him. The beautiful woman floated away, leaving a stunned Dawson in shock.

The bet between Lin Feng and Barkley was immediately known to the national media due to Barkley's loud mouth. The American media was outraged at that time. This is super exciting news, almost more exciting than tonight's Western Conference Finals. Think about it, if Lin Feng loses and dances in a bikini in the finals, and if Barkley loses, he will join the Houston Rockets, this is even more interesting.

You must know that since Barkley became the commentator of TNT, he has eliminated many active players. It can be said that many players hate him. However, he has retired and you have no chance to take revenge. And if Barkley loses and comes back to join the Houston Rockets, that will be good news for many players in the league. They can create gods and have a chance to take revenge.

For the first time, many media immediately interviewed these players.

For example, Shaquille O'Neal, the great shark who was teased by Barkley that he was too fat to get in, was originally preparing for today's Western Conference Finals. After hearing about this, he suddenly became happy - haha, I think Barkley is fatter than me now. If he really comes back, I will definitely let him know that even though I am fat, I can still create gods and slaughter him to my heart's content.

Well, Shacklebolt, if Barkley comes back, the premise is that the Houston Rockets advance to the finals, which means the Los Angeles Lakers lose! ——The reporter who was interviewing was embarrassed. O'Neal's words sounded like he was cursing his team for losing.

Suddenly, in the locker room, other players looked at him like knives. Even though Shaquille O'Neal is now the boss of the Los Angeles Lakers, he couldn't stand it.

Huh, I mean if. It's a pity that this fat man may not be able to experience my terror on the court. ——O'Neal quickly settled the matter.

Mayfair Jackson let out a long breath. It's not a good thing if your team's veteran curses the team for losing before the game.