Rebirth of the Evil Life

Chapter 11 Women, go wash the dishes

Many female fans screamed desperately, screaming to death. They finally understood how terrifying Lin Feng was. This guy is just like what is said in some kind of novel - he speaks as he says, which is terrifying. A casual word can affect a player's mentality. This kind of person is terrible.

Facing the overwhelming and heart-rending screams of the female fans, Lin Feng's "Lion's Roar" cannot be overpowered by the 30,000 people on the field unless he reaches the ninth level - the realm of the Buddha's Angry Lotus. Many female fans screamed in unison.

However, Lin Feng has already said what he should say, and it is useless to say more. Now it depends on Stam's own psychological quality. If his mental quality is as indestructible as Beckham, then no one can interfere with him. On the contrary, just a little bit of pressure is enough to stir up huge waves in his heart like an asteroid falling.

"Lin, do you think Stam can withstand the pressure?" Mourinho was also getting excited at this moment. As long as Stam fails to score the penalty kick, Tottenham Hotspur will open up team history and become the fifth team to win the "Triple Crown". At the same time, it will also open up the history of entering the European Cup and clinking cups. Mourinho is a born person who loves to break records. He has a hysterical desire for these magical records.

"Haha, Jose, what do you think of the Dutch's penalty kick level? Look at Bergkamp, ​​he actually refused to take a penalty kick because of a penalty kick mistake. The Dutch team, no wonder they can't win the championship!" Lin Feng asked back .

Mourinho thought about it and laughed. Even Prince William next to him laughed. The three of them were laughing here, but unexpectedly, a photographer ambushed nearby and recorded the three of them. The conversation between Lin Feng and Mourinho was clearly broadcast to the world through television.

Immediately, all the non-Dutch fans in front of the TV burst into laughter. Isn't it? Thinking of the Dutch team's previous penalty kick record, the fans are very happy. However, all Dutch fans hate Lin Feng to death at this moment, and Mourinho also hates him. Even Prince William is implicated at this moment and is hated by many Dutch fans.

As for Arsenal fans, because of Lin Feng's words, they threatened to kill Tottenham Hotspur next season. Originally, the two teams were mortal enemies, but now because of Lin Feng's words, they became even more deadly. Now Arsenal fans not only hate the Tottenham Hotspur team, but also their boss, Lin Feng. You know, usually in these derby teams, the fans of both sides hate the other team and hope to stomp on the other team, but it is rare that even the chairman of the other club hates it. Of course, there are also very few cases where the opposing coach is hated by the opponent. For example, Wenger, Tottenham Hotspur fans respect him (except during derby).

Now Lin Feng and Mourinho can be regarded as setting a precedent. Of course, they don't know yet.

“William, how can you be with such a person.

Now your image has been completely ruined by this kind of person! "Queen Elizabeth said in annoyance. Prince William laughed with Lin Feng regardless of his appearance. This was too disgraceful. As a prince, he should maintain a polite image. How could he laugh wantonly like a common man and become a prince? How decent.

Yes, when Lin Feng was in high spirits, he offended the Queen of England again. This is really very sad.

But at this moment, even if Lin Feng knew that he had offended the Queen of England, he would not care. What is more important now is whether Stam will score the goal.

"Stam! Stam! Stam!" All the female fans cheered crazily, hoping to give Stam courage.

"Come on, this goal must be scored!" Stam took a deep breath, glanced at Cech, and took a few steps back.

"Messi, come here." Just as Stam was thinking about how to shoot, Lin Feng called Messi over and whispered in his ear.

"What did you say?" Mourinho asked curiously.

"Hey, a little surprise for Stam!" Lin Feng said proudly.

Then, Mourinho saw Messi running to Cech and whispering in Cech's ear.

Fans around the world are now curious, wondering what unique tips Lin Feng gave Cech. Fortunately, the answer will be revealed soon.

Stam twitched, looking ugly. As a member of the Dutch national team, there is an unspeakable shadow about penalty kicks, and this shadow has always shrouded all Dutch national team players. Regarding penalty kicks, Stam already has a shadow. Coupled with Lin Feng's magic just now, this puts Stam under even more pressure. Now that Cech has received guidance from Lin Feng, Stam is even more confused. He was preoccupied with trying to figure out what Lin Feng had said to Cech.

"Stam, concentrate!" Leonardo saw Stam's distraction at a glance and shouted anxiously. It should be noted that Stam was the last one to take a penalty kick. If he failed to score, Milan would lose. In a good situation with a 3:0 lead, the team finally lost the Champions League. For Milan, which has lost all four majors this season , is unforgivable and unforgivable. As the head coach, he has only one option: resignation.

Stam felt even more stressed. If he didn't score, then...the team would lose, and he would be laughed to death. No, I must cum! —— Stam roared and started running in large strides. He didn't think about anything at the moment and decided to imitate the "God of War" Batistuta and use all his strength to shoot a straight ball. As long as he shot accurately and hard, he would definitely score.

The momentum is like a rainbow and unstoppable! ——Stam is walking like flying, grass clippings are flying, among tens of thousands of fans in the audience——

"Fly!" Cech shouted loudly before Stam could do it. At the same time, all Tottenham Hotspur players also shouted. This sudden shout made Stam tremble all over as if he had been struck by lightning. Especially when he came to cheer up and was interrupted, the uncomfortable feeling coupled with being startled directly caused Stam to slip his foot and shoot the ball away.

"Champion! Champion! We are champion! Triple crown champion!" All Tottenham Hotspur players immediately cheered wildly, and all the male fans on the field also stomped their feet in unison in the stands and applauded. They witnessed the birth of a miracle today. In such an important final of the Champions League, Tottenham Hotspur achieved a shocking comeback when trailing 0:3. In the final penalty kick final, there was a dramatic scene, but in the end Tottenham Hotspur Won and became the fifth "Triple Crown" team.

All the male fans cheered heartily. At the same time, they also celebrated and cheered that they could be gods and enjoy football to their heart's content in the future without women nagging or bothering their ears!

At this moment, all the female fans on the field were stunned. They lost, just lost. If they were left behind from the beginning, they might still be able to accept it. But the actual situation is that they led by three goals in the first half, but ended up losing in the end. How could they accept this! Especially this game is responsible for their future family happiness, and they cannot afford to lose! Can't afford to lose, absolutely can't afford to lose!

"Cheating! Lin Feng cheated! Rematch, this game does not count!" The female fans shouted crazily, they would never agree with the result of such a game. Originally, they should have won the game easily, but it was because of Lin Feng's cunning tactics that they lost in the end. They are not convinced!

But at this moment, Lin Feng didn't care. He had already started celebrating the victory with Mourinho and Prince William. The three of them had already excitedly taken off their shirts, spread their hands and glided across the pitch, while the Tottenham Hotspur players were still celebrating together, meeting their team's head coach, owner, and The princes were all gliding, and they immediately imitated each other, soaring around the court like gliders.

Witnessing this scene, all the male fans cheered even more vigorously, while all the female fans were even more furious. There was nothing they could do except madly shouting that Lin Feng was despicable and demanding that the game be replayed.

But Lin Feng was not done yet. How could this little stimulation be enough? This was not exciting enough! Lin Feng directly led Mourinho, and Prince William rushed to the bottom of the female fans' stand and made a kicking motion. Then Mourinho shook it gently with his fingers, and Prince William started washing dishes, cooking, etc. action. It means that women are not good on the court, and women’s talent lies in the kitchen.

"!" The actions of Lin Feng and the three people naturally completely angered all the female fans. Immediately, swear words broke out in the stands. They had just thrown away their mobile phones and keys. Now the female fans, who were angry and anxious about losing, were even more angry. Throw whatever you wanted, but if you didn't throw it away, thousands of pairs of leather shoes were smashed down.

But at this time, Lin Feng, who was quick-sighted and quick-witted, had already separated Prince William and Mourinho and celebrated the victory with all the players.

"No, we will never admit defeat. We must appeal this game to UEFA!" Allegra was also furious at Lin Feng's provocation. Originally unconvinced and unhappy after losing, Lin Feng still provoked him like this. It was really abominable. They must appeal!

The rest of the female fans were naturally excited when they heard that Allegra was going to appeal. Naturally, they were unwilling to give up the happiness of the rest of their lives. You must know that football is endless. After one season, there will be another season. , endlessly, until the end of life. If they just give up, their future lives will be dark. As soon as the league starts, men will go outside to watch the football and will not care about the house. As long as there is a football match, I will drink endlessly with the fans. As a woman, how can I bear this? But they couldn't say anything. Because this is their agreement, and if they lose, they should abide by the agreement.

No, we must appeal, we must appeal! ——All the female fans burst into hysterical roars.

appeal? ——Lin Feng chuckled. He didn't make any mistakes, and UEFA couldn't catch him!

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