Rebirth of the Evil Life

Chapter 13 The highest level blind date

There are two Queen Elizabeths in England. One is Queen Elizabeth who was born in 1533 and is called Elizabeth I. He is generally regarded as one of the most outstanding emperors in British history. During her 45 years in power, Britain's economy was prosperous and brilliant, and its military became the world's leading naval power. In the era in which she lived, the British king was not just a puppet, but a figure like Wu Zetian.

The other Queen Elizabeth, known as the second, is naturally the grandmother of Prince William and the current Queen of England. However, compared to Elizabeth I, this II's political achievements were far behind. As a queen, she is more of a symbol, used to symbolize the unity of the country. According to Lin Feng's understanding, the current Queen Elizabeth II is just a decoration, a figure like a vase. If the British people knew that this was how Lin Feng viewed their most respected Queen, then tens of millions of British people would cut Lin Feng into pieces and then feed him to dogs to relieve their hatred.

"Your Majesty the Queen!" Prince William greeted Queen Elizabeth II in accordance with the rules.

"My Lord, Baron Lin Feng, pays your respects to Her Majesty the Queen!" Lin Feng frowned, with an unhappy look on his face. What's the matter? It's really unpleasant to meet the leader of my own country but to be so polite to a queen. Originally, Lin Feng thought that the red tape in ancient China was enough, but he didn't expect that the British royal family had more etiquette. The rituals and gestures required to meet the Queen are not to mention too frustrating. Of course, it is relatively simple for someone like Prince William, but for a baron like me, there are a lot of etiquette. Despite Lin Feng's frivolous words, in fact the related actions, such as bowing, bending the knees, etc., total up to almost one minute. This pain made Lin Feng hold back. But there is no other way. As long as the Queen of England receives someone like Lin Feng in her own Buckingham Palace, this etiquette is indispensable.

Of course, if Lin Feng can create a god, then the Baron will be gone. Faced with the choice between enduring red tape and being a baron, Lin Feng naturally decisively chose the baron. It should be noted that this baron status has given Lin Feng a lot of conveniences. Due to all the red tape, Lin Feng has only met the Queen of England twice so far. One time was during the canonization ceremony, and the second time is today. Of course, Lin Feng does not want to meet these people from the British royal family, and I am afraid that these people from the British royal family may not necessarily want to meet Lin Feng.

"Presumptuous!" Butler Hank shouted.

Lin Feng's eyes squinted, whether this Butler Hank was just looking for trouble or something.

"Baron Lin, do you know who is sitting here! She is - by the grace of God, Queen Elizabeth II of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and its dependencies and territories, Head of the Commonwealth, Protector of the Faith Or..." Butler Hank began to introduce the title of Elizabeth II with great emotion.

Lin Feng suddenly wanted to faint. When he was awarded the title for the first time, Lin Feng listened to the title of Queen of England word for word. Oh my god,

Lin Feng listened for almost 5 minutes that time, and then he heard one after another unheard and unseen titles and terms coming out of Hank's butler's mouth, which made Lin Feng feel like Grandma Liu had entered the Grand View Garden. That time also completely changed Lin Feng's disdain for English.

Once upon a time, Lin Feng thought that Chinese was the most beautiful language in the world, with the most complete vocabulary, and the language that could perfectly express people's emotions and describe the world. But after that time, Lin Feng found that his English was no worse than his Chinese. The vocabulary of real English is no less than that of Chinese. Although English has not been around as long as Chinese, its vocabulary has undergone tremendous changes every year due to its popularity and regionality, and countless new nouns have enriched the English vocabulary.

For example, the title of Queen of England, Lin Feng still remembers it - the most noble Lord of the Order of the Bath, the oldest and most noble Lord of the Order of Scotland, the most glorious Lord of the Order of St. Patrick, the most noble Lord of the Order of the Bath. Distinguished Lord of the Order of St. Michael and St. George, Most Excellent Order of the British Empire...

"Uh, may I ask, Your Majesty the Queen, why did you summon this Baron late at night?" Lin Feng couldn't bear to listen to another five minutes of nagging, so he directly interrupted Butler Hank.

"Presumptuous!" Butler Hank glared, wishing he could glare Lin Feng to death right away.

But who is Lin Feng, he doesn't like a housekeeper like Hank. Although the king of hell is easy to mess with, the little devil is difficult to deal with. But the worst case scenario is that you can just slap your ass and walk away, no longer being Baron Laushizi. Then, no matter how awesome your Queen is and how many titles you have, you will be able to control me!

"Okay, Hank, Lin Feng is not a native of England, so it is normal for him not to understand these things. Please don't make it difficult for him in this regard." The Queen of England waved her hand, and Butler Hank immediately stepped aside respectfully. The ferocity of Lin Feng who swallowed it in one gulp was completely different.

What a bastard! ——Lin Feng cursed secretly.

"Baron Lin, you are so smart, you should know why I have summoned you here now!" The Queen of England glanced at Lin Feng condescendingly. Seeing that Lin Feng wanted to defend, she immediately waved her hand, "I believe William should pass on some news Told you."

Lin Feng clicked his tongue and said nothing more.

"Baron Lin, you are a smart man. I won't beat around the bush with you. It's boring. I'll tell you directly. William is the pride of our royal family and the future king of the UK. His words and deeds represent the British royal family. , represents the people of this country. Such wanton and nonsensical behavior on the court today is absolutely not allowed," the Queen said coldly.

Lin Feng shrugged indifferently.

"Your Majesty, I don't think there is anything wrong with Prince William's behavior. As usual..." Lin Feng wanted to defend, but how could the Queen of England give him a chance. The Queen of England is the second queen of the British throne in the world. Although she has no great achievements, in terms of politics, Lin Feng can't keep up with her even if she is a horse.

"William, as a prince, you have received the best education since you were a child. You have been well-behaved since you were a child, and you understand your responsibilities and obligations as a prince. Do you think your behavior on the court today was appropriate?" the Queen asked Prince William. .

"I'm sorry, Her Majesty the Queen, it's my fault. I was too confused and too reckless." Prince William admitted his mistakes again and again.

Lin Feng's face turned red. The Queen of England openly said that Prince William was wrong, but secretly she was scolding herself for being wrong, scolding herself for not having a brain and being confused. But what can Lin Feng say at this moment? The Queen of England is talking about her grandson and her ministers. What qualifications and status do she have to refute? He couldn't open his mouth at all, so he could only sulk on the sidelines feeling the same.

Her Majesty the Queen is amazing. Now she has taught this arrogant Chinese a lesson and has nothing to say. ——Butler Hank was secretly delighted. Butler Hank disliked Lin Feng from the first day he entered Buckingham Palace, and hated him. Because this Chinese is uneducated, rude, and dissolute, which is completely incompatible with the strict and gentlemanly Buckingham Palace. But he was Prince William's savior, and he gave Prince William and the British royal family such a huge honor, so he couldn't object. I can only watch helplessly as Lin Feng leads Prince William to evil. If the Queen of England had not issued an order restricting Prince Harry and the other little princesses from contacting Lin Feng, I am afraid that the entire three generations of the British royal family would have been destroyed by Lin Feng alone.

The Queen of England glanced at Lin Feng and smiled secretly. As for Lin Feng, she had wanted to teach him a lesson for a long time, but it was unbecoming to lead her own prince and grandson into such a bad situation. However, there has never been a chance. Now he finally seized the opportunity and suffered a hidden loss for Lin Feng.

"Okay, William, you go down first. I still have something to say to Baron Lin alone." After the Queen scolded Prince William, she waved her hand away.

"Grandma, Her Majesty the Queen, he..." Prince William was startled, fearing that his grandmother would embarrass Lin Feng, but before he could say a word, he resigned under the majesty of the Queen of England. Facing the Queen of England, Prince William is like a mouse meeting a cat.

"Hank, please step back too!" the Queen of England said again.

"Your Majesty, he..." When Hank heard that even his own minister had to leave, leaving the Queen of England and Lin Feng alone, he immediately became anxious.

"Hank, why don't you back down? Didn't you hear me say that you want to talk to Lin Feng alone? Or do you think Lin Feng wants to do harm to me? Do you know that this is doubting Baron Lin's loyalty. What's more, even if If you stay, can you be Baron Lin's opponent?" The Queen of England was not angry.

"Yes, yes, yes." Butler Hank immediately retreated as if he were mourning for his heir. He would never dare to challenge the majesty of the Queen of England. However, before retreating, when he saw Lin Feng's lips slightly parted and revealed three words - dog slave, he was furious. However, under the majesty of the Queen of England, this anger immediately turned into hostility and was hidden.

Lin Feng snorted lightly. Lin Feng didn't care about this kind of shameless grudge-keeping. After leaving Buckingham Palace, Lin Feng could do whatever he wanted with him.

The Queen of England glanced at Lin Feng, then at Hank who was full of resentment, and shook her head slightly. This Hank is really a bit presumptuous. After all, he is just a housekeeper, while Lin Feng is a baron canonized by the British. There is a huge gap in this level. Of course, beating up Hank was an afterthought, and business was more important now.

"Baron Lin, do you know what the king wants from you?" the Queen of England asked.

The condescending look is even a bit bossy, but it's no wonder that the Queen of England has been in power for decades, and this kind of majesty has become a habit over time. This is not specifically directed at Lin Feng.

"Your Majesty, I'm afraid you came to me for Prince William." Lin Feng replied neither arrogant nor humble.

"Smart!" The Queen of England praised, but Lin Feng didn't feel proud at all. The Queen of England left herself alone, why would she have a midnight snack with herself if she wasn't there for Prince William?

"Lin Feng, I won't talk nonsense with you anymore. In a word, I am very dissatisfied with Kate, and I am also very dissatisfied with William." The Queen said coldly.

Lin Feng was stunned. It’s understandable that you’re not satisfied with Kate, but why are you not satisfied with William?

"I don't care about Kate's poor background. When we marry a wife in the royal family, we don't care about each other's identity. What we care about is how the other person behaves. Kate is too strong, but William is a bit reserved, which is not good. She doesn't know how to do it. She is a qualified candidate for the princess," the Queen said.

Lin Feng pursed his lips. He couldn't deny this. Kate was indeed a little too independent in personality, while William was restrained, which is nice to say, but strict to his wife, if it was not nice to say. Obviously the Queen of England does not want her grandson to be a strict henpecker, or she does not want the future princess to suppress the king.

"As for William, I was originally very satisfied. But during this period, William became frivolous, reckless, and dissolute. These are definitely not the qualities that a king should have!" The Queen of England looked displeased.

Lin Feng's face was full of gloom. This is again blaming himself for teaching William badly, but he has no way to refute it. Awesome, this Queen of England is so awesome, so old and spicy!

"And these two points are all related to you. I have investigated and found that you are the one who brought Kate and William together. As for why William has become so frivolous, I can only describe it with an old Chinese saying - those who are close to vermilion become red, and those who are close to ink become black!" The Queen of England glanced at Lin Feng.

Lin Feng could only describe it with the word "admiration" at this moment. The Queen of England doesn't use dirty words to scold people. If she were to scold people, she could create a god comparable to Zhuge Liang!

"Your Majesty, what do you want?" Lin Feng was too lazy to argue with the Queen of England about whether William was frivolous. Wouldn't that be like bumping into a bullet hole?

"I just said that it's comfortable to talk to smart people!" The Queen of England had just finished secretly scolding Lin Feng, and now she boasted again. This is a standard reward of one date.

Lin Feng remained silent.

"Now Prince William's popularity in the UK has dropped a lot. Many British women are quite disgusted with him, and it even affects the image of our royal family. In order to restore the image of the royal family and Prince William, I want to organize a blind date!" said the Queen of England.

Blind date? ——Lin Feng was so shocked that he couldn't speak.

No way, Prince William still needs a blind date? Moreover, if you want to break up the two of them, you don't have to use this trick, you have to make Prince William willing to go.

"Baron Lin, this blind date will be a big gathering of princes and princesses from Europe and other countries in the world. This is jointly organized by me, Spain, Denmark and other countries. I will choose a suitable wife for William from princesses from various countries." The Queen of England said.

Lin Feng took a breath. They are all princes and princesses. This is probably the highest standard blind date in the world today. The Queen of England really spared no effort to break up Prince William and Kate. But again, why should William go! Although he is well-behaved, he also has his stubbornness.

"So, how to get William to attend this blind date depends on you-Baron Lin!" The Queen of England looked at Lin Feng jokingly.

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