Rebirth of the Evil Life

"It's useless, it's useless, hey, hey!" Lin Feng tapped Erlang's leg and smiled strangely.

Damn it, what on earth is this tasteless thing!

God, what on earth is this tasteless thing!

Damn it, he must be fooling us!

Yes, he must be lying to us!

But what exactly is this tasteless thing?

Could it be related to Somali pirates? Could it be related to this Dashiel? What exactly is it?

...

The captains from all over the world were screaming in their hearts, wondering what this useless thing Lin Feng was always talking about was. He wanted to ignore Lin Feng, but he was still thinking about it, which was really annoying.

"Lin Feng, what do you want?" The British captain couldn't help it.

"What I want is actually very simple. But you must agree to it first, and I will tell you what is useless." Lin Feng chuckled.

"What exactly do you want?" everyone asked.

"It's very simple. You all know that my Fengshen was robbed by Somali pirates this time. I almost had my Fengshen smashed by Somali pirates. And why was my Fengshen smashed? What? Do you know?" Lin Feng asked.

Everyone just rolled their eyes. No need to ask. You don’t have any weapons on board the Fengshen, so aren’t you ready for people to rob you? However, everyone honestly did not pick up Lin Feng's objections. This topic cannot be taken up. If you pick it up, you'll be in big trouble.

"In the past few days, I have been asking myself why my Fengshen was hijacked by Somali pirates. I have been thinking and thinking and thinking..." Lin Feng murmured.

"Do you understand? You keep thinking and thinking, do you understand?" Seeing Lin Feng nagging, Charlie Clark couldn't get enough of it and spat out one sentence.

"Well, I just didn't understand it. That's why I thought so hard, so hard." Lin Feng glared at Charlie Clark, "I think, think, think..."

"You-" Charlie Clark was so angry that he vomited blood and wanted to spit it out.

"If you keep talking, I'll start thinking again!" Lin Feng shouted angrily.

Charlie Clark heard what Lin Feng said,

Just one sentence was choked to death in my stomach. He was afraid that Lin Feng would think about it again later, and everyone would suffer. As for why these captains didn't answer Lin Feng's question, it was because they were smart and guessed what Lin Feng might say. Based on their speculation, Lin Feng would definitely say that it was because the "Wind God" had no weapons, and Lin Feng was acting coyly just for one thing, that is, to let this sentence be spoken by everyone.

The reason why Lin Feng wanted to let everyone say this was because Lin Feng wanted to equip the "Wind God" with weapons. At present, no country allows Lin Feng to install weapons. Otherwise, the deterrent force would be too great. Think about it, the "Wind God" is already the most advanced aircraft carrier in the world. If Lin Feng is equipped with weapons, it will definitely be armed to the teeth. By then, I am afraid that all countries will be unstable. With Lin Feng's character and temper, you never know when he will cruise to your door and give you a shot.

This is too threatening. Therefore, everyone was determined not to pick on Lin Feng.

If you want to think about it, okay, just think about it slowly. Anyway, we have a lot of time and can afford it. ——The captains of various countries simply closed their eyes and rested their minds.

Damn, a bunch of old foxes! ——When Lin Feng saw the posture of the captains of various countries, he knew that they would not continue, and he cursed in his heart,

"Ah, finally I figured out the reason!" Lin Feng slammed the table.

Captains from various countries were suddenly startled.

"Lin Feng, what do you want to do, yelling here!" Captain Charlie Clark shouted angrily. He had been scolded by Lin Feng for a whole week, so he naturally wanted to seek revenge. Otherwise, my heart would really be filled with panic. Thinking about his identity, the captain of the USS Kitty Hawk, who is obedient and takes the USS Kitty Hawk aircraft carrier fleet to wherever he goes around the world, is respected. But here in the Gulf of Aden, he was completely damaged by Lin Feng. He Why, why should I be harmed by Lin Feng?

So he wants revenge!

"It's not my fault. This is a meeting. It's an important meeting that concerns us poor people. But you captains are so careless. If you just close your eyes and meditate here, I will naturally wake you up. Captain Clark, but you Why are you blaming me? Tell me, what are you thinking about?" Lin Feng's voice gradually became louder and his tone became heavier, "Captain Clark, tell me, What's going on with you? Is it that your American fleet has found Dashiel and wants to keep the $320.1 billion?"

Lin Feng banged the table, pointed at Charlie Clark and cursed, "Let me tell you, this money does not belong to anyone, it is the hard-earned money of our 2,001 kidnapped hostages. No matter who it is, this money must be returned eventually." Us. Captains of various countries, don’t you think so?”

The captains of various countries nodded repeatedly. Under the pressure of Lin Feng's righteousness, no one dared to say otherwise. Otherwise, if there are so many super-rich people outside looking at it, especially if they shake their heads, then maybe something will happen. Don't think these rich people are bad because they were blackmailed by Somali pirates. They were extorted by Somali pirates because they had no one around them and were at sea. If you look at them on land, in the territory they claim, let alone Somali pirates, even if the president comes, you must say hello to them.

Therefore, the captains of various countries could only nod.

"Then Captain Clark should return the money he swallowed?" Lin Feng slapped the table again and cursed.

"Yes, yes!" Everyone just nodded.

Everyone nodded, but Charlie Clark refused. What a joke, when did he swallow Dashiell’s money? Isn’t this nonsense! Isn’t this a frame-up?

"You fart! When did I find Dashiell? We are the same as you, we found nothing!" Captain Charlie Clark yelled in frustration.

"I haven't found it. You are here chirping. You are here destroying our thoughts of looking for Dahir. Don't you have a ghost in your heart?" Lin Feng pointed at Charlie Clark and shouted.

When Charlie Clark heard what Lin Feng said, he trembled with anger. If he had brought a gun at this moment, he would definitely pull it out and shoot Lin Feng regardless. This guy is so irritating and bad. It's so bad that he framed him like this.

But what made Charlie Clark even more depressed was that the captains from all over the world looked at him in the wrong way. At first, everyone had no doubts, but now that Lin Feng said this, everyone suddenly remembered that there seemed to be a third possibility, that is, Dahir had been found, but was hidden by a certain country. As for the US fleet, the one most likely to hide Dahir is the US fleet. After all, they were the first to arrive, which made them choose to bombard Dahir. Only they were the most suspicious.

"Everyone, one thing suddenly occurred to me at this moment, and that is that this bombardment was so clever. Just as Dahir finished extorting our money and was about to run away, Captain Charlie Clark's fleet appeared, and then it was supposed to come They said they should capture the pirates alive and ask about the whereabouts of the money Dahir extorted from us. But Captain Charlie Clark directly ordered the bombardment and killed them all without leaving any consequences. Isn't this strange? " Lin Feng said.

The captains of various countries nodded repeatedly. Listening to Lin Feng's analysis, there are many doubts.

"Also, I also discovered that Captain Jacques, the deputy captain of the Kitty Hawk, once led soldiers to drive a small gunboat to search for pirates on the sea. When he saw the pirates, he didn't ask any questions and shot them to death. I doubt it. It's just killing people and silencing them. Because the head of the family behind this account is Charlie Clark." Lin Feng originally wanted to say that the US government was too big, but when he thought about it, the captains of other countries did not dare to follow suit, so he temporarily Changed to Captain Charlie Clark.

puff! When Charlie Clark heard what Lin Feng said, he vomited blood.

Frame the blame! This is definitely a frame-up! Charlie Clark did not expect that Lin Feng would actually frame him under the eyes of so many people, vividly describing him as a sinister villain who colluded with pirates.

"Also, I suspect that we were kidnapped this time, perhaps at the instigation of Charlie Clark. Otherwise, how could the 'Kitty Hawk' arrive by such a coincidence. Think about it, it took more than ten hours for everyone to arrive, and the 'Kitty Hawk' But it's nearby. What a coincidence. There must be something wrong with this!" Lin Feng nailed Captain Charlie Clark to the floor again.

"You are spitting blood!" Captain Charlie Clark roared.

"Hmph, everyone knows that you are slandering people. Also, let me ask you, why did you do nothing as soon as you killed the pirates, and insisted on searching the ship on my 'Wind God'? This is obviously because you want to To create an opportunity for Vice Captain Jacques to silence him, Charlie Clark, I’m telling you, if you don’t get the money, all the captains and I will be done with you!” Lin Feng shouted.

Charlie Clark pointed at Lin Feng angrily and was speechless for a long time. He wanted to kill Lin Feng with one shot. This guy is so irritating, so irritating, so irritating.

"Lin Feng, I'm going to kill you!" Charlie Clark was so angry that his brain was congested, his brain was confused, and he immediately rushed towards Lin Feng.

Lin Feng chuckled, dodged and hid behind the British captain, "Everyone, everyone, look, the murderer has been silenced! The murderer has been silenced!"

"You are shameless!!!" Charlie Clark became even more angry after hearing this, and punched Lin Feng with a fist.

"Killing people!" Lin Feng dodged and dodged again.

When Charlie Clark tried to fight again, he was already controlled by the British captain and the French captain.

"Captain Clark, please calm down. We believe in you, and we also know that everyone is their own master. But please hand over Dashiell's account number. After all, this money does not belong to any one person, but to all countries around the world. It belongs to the super rich. Anyone who finds it should return it. Of course, according to the agreement, you will get 10% of the reward." The British captain looked at Charlie Clark.

"Yes, Captain Clark, I hope you can hand over your account." The Spanish captain also stood up.

"Captain Clark, it's better to hand it over. You can't take it all by yourself." The French captain said.

"Captain Clark, with so many people here, we will not allow anyone to embezzle this money." The German captain also stood up.

Immediately, all the captains stood up and stood opposite Charlie Clark.

"I...I...I didn't take it!" Charlie Clark yelled angrily.

He was wronged, he wanted to take it, and he had already sailed away long ago. Given the current status of the United States in the world, if he goes back and refuses to acknowledge the search for Dahir, how can foreign countries come to attack the United States? But now that he couldn't find it and was framed, he really felt aggrieved.

Damn it, it was Lin Feng, not him, how could I be so cowardly! Captain Charlie Clark glared at Lin Feng fiercely. It's him, it's not him. Why was he suddenly isolated by the captains of various countries?

Lin Feng chuckled in the distance. Lin Feng poured dirty water and framed Charlie Clark in this way just to divert everyone's attention so that they would no longer bother searching for Dashiell. So far, this plan is executing well. Of course, it can have such an effect because the United States has indeed done many questionable things. If Dahir hadn't been with Lin Feng, I'm afraid Lin Feng would have doubted whether Dahir was really captured by the United States.

"I swear to my ancestors, I definitely did not catch Dashiell." Seeing that everyone did not believe it, Charlie Clark anxiously swore to his ancestors.

The captains of various countries frowned. Charlie Clark swore on his ancestors that it shouldn't be him.

"Hey, you said you didn't catch Dahir. Maybe he didn't catch him, but the money has already gone into his pocket." Lin Feng said coldly from the side.

When the captains of various countries heard this, they nodded repeatedly. This makes sense.

When Charlie Clark heard this, he was so angry that one Buddha ascended to heaven and two Buddhas entered nirvana. This Lin Feng was really abominable. If I have the chance, I will definitely kill him.

"I swear on the name of my ancestors, this money definitely did not go into my pocket." Charlie Clark continued to swear. But he already hated Lin Feng in his heart.

"Ha, of course it didn't go into your pocket. You can't swallow this money. But just because you can't swallow it doesn't mean that some countries can't swallow it." Lin Feng continued to sneer leisurely.

When Charlie Clark heard this, he went berserk again. This Lin Feng is really good at framing people and throwing dirty water. Hearing these words makes people want to beat him. Hearing these words makes people want to hit him. It’s so irritating! How hateful!

Lin Feng hid again.

"I'm so angry! Clark, you want to hit me again and again. If you say you are innocent, who will believe you!" Lin Feng shouted.

Charlie Clark was trembling with anger. It's unreasonable, absolutely unreasonable. How come there is such a person who can throw dirty water out? This is simply God's mistake.

"I didn't! I swear on the name of the eighteenth generation of my ancestors that my fleet and I never took any penny, including my government. We definitely didn't find Daxi at all. Hey, I haven't met Dashiell yet! If we had any contact with Dashiell, my whole family would be devastated and they would die without a place to die." Charlie Clark was so angry with Lin Feng that he made a vow to Lin Feng with his whole family. .

"But can you guarantee that Vice Captain Jacques didn't take it?" Lin Feng naturally believed in Charlie Clark. After all, Dashiel was on his ship. But I believe it, but I keep saying it. Otherwise, how to change the target.

"Neither did I! If anything happens to Dashiell and me, the whole family will die!" At this time, Vice Captain Jacques also came forward and swore.

There was no other way. If they didn't swear, the captains of various countries might just detain them. Faced with the seizures of so many countries, no matter how powerful the United States is, it probably won't make the world an enemy for the two of them.

The captains of each country looked at each other and said that it was difficult for them to say. Is this Charlie Clark really unjust?

"No, then no. Anyway, I just want to discuss and explore." Lin Feng shrugged at this moment and sat down with a calm expression.

Vomiting blood! At this time, Charlie Clark and Vice Captain Jacques both vomited blood. You've already bullied the two of them into using your hometown as a curse, and you actually said it was just a discussion. This is too bullying.

"Lin Feng, I'm not done with you! I'm your ancestor!" Charlie Clark said sadly.

"Captain Clark, to be honest, we were already enemies from the moment you stepped onto my Aeolus and asked to search the ship. But you are indeed very brave for threatening me on my ship." Lin Feng sneered, "But since you are a guest, I won't deal with you. If you say it again, I will throw you into the sea and feed it to the sharks." Lin Feng hates it when others talk and bring his family with him.

As for Charlie Clark being forced to swear on his family's ancestors, that was because Charlie Clark wanted to swear on his family, and it had nothing to do with Lin Feng.

"Hmph! Let's see!" Charlie Clark snorted coldly and stopped bickering with Lin Feng. In terms of talking skills, even if ten of them are tied together, they are no match for Lin Feng alone.

"In this case, let's go back to the previous question, Lin Feng, what exactly is useless?" the British captain came out to calm things down.

"I said, if you want to know the underlying meaning behind the meaning of tasteless ribs, you must agree to one condition." Lin Feng said.

"What are the conditions?" The British captain had a headache. It seemed that he had gone around for a long time and was back to the starting point.

really!

"I have been thinking about what caused my Fengshen to be hijacked by pirates. I have been thinking, thinking, thinking, thinking..." Lin Feng entered an infinite loop again.

This time, no one paid any attention to Lin Feng. This guy is too weird. If you mess with him, Charlie Clark will learn from his mistakes.

"Finally, I came up with an answer, that is, the 'Wind God' is too rich! It is because it is too rich that the pirates care about it." Lin Feng clapped his hands and said.

"Hey, why do you all have such expressions? Could it be that what I said is wrong?" Lin Feng touched his chin, "If it weren't for being too rich and gathering 2,000 of the world's super-rich people, then why did the pirates come?"

Lin Feng thought.

Everyone had a headache. Can you get to the point quickly and explain what tasteless stuff is, instead of beating around the bush here? However, everyone did not dare to answer Lin Feng's words, fearing that Lin Feng would be diverted to the "Wind God" to purchase weapons.

This is a restricted area, and no one dares to cross the threshold.

"Then I finally found out the reason. It's because I'm so handsome! That's why the pirates are jealous and jealous!" Lin Feng banged the table and shouted.

puff! The captains of various countries sprayed it directly. They had seen narcissistic people, but never such a narcissistic one. Because you are handsome, the pirates hijacked the king's merchant ship. Nima, this is so interesting. Do you think that the Somali pirate leader is a woman and that he is attracted to you, so he wants to kidnap you and take you to be his wife? ——Vicious and wild thoughts of captains from all over the world.

"Oh, I didn't expect that so many people would suffer just because I'm so handsome. Oh, if I had known better, I wouldn't have dressed so handsome in the future." Lin Feng said narcissistically.

Vomit, vomit! Everyone was really disgusted by Lin Feng, and they really couldn't stand such a narcissistic person.

"Fart, it's not because you're handsome at all, but because you're just a piece of fat." A captain said, unable to stand Lin Feng's narcissism.

"Oh, it's not because I'm handsome? What's the reason!? What is fat?" Lin Feng asked.

"That's because there are no weapons on your 'Wind God' at all. You took so many super rich people on the ship and passed through Somalia. This is not being held hostage! If it were me, I would also think I want to hold your 'Wind God' hostage." The Spanish captain couldn't bear it anymore and opened his mouth to attack Lin Feng.

Although Lin Feng was attacked by two captains in succession, he did not panic or get confused. Instead, he smiled.

"Yes, there are no weapons, Spanish Captain, you are so right! Applause, everyone, you must applaud the Spanish Captain!" Lin Feng took the lead in applauding.

The captains from all walks of life just rolled their eyes. This guy is so idiotic. Lin Feng was waiting for this sentence. You take the initiative to deliver it to your door. Tell me, aren't you looking for trouble?

The Spanish captain also felt at this moment that he had said the wrong thing. But just now he just couldn't stand Lin Feng's narcissistic look. Damn it, it was so disgusting. It was so disgusting that he couldn't stand it. How can there be such a narcissistic person, so he couldn't help but tell the truth. But now that I think about it, Lin Feng's narcissism is all just an act. Just to induce him to say these words.

Damn Lin Feng, you bastard! The Spanish captain cursed in his mind. But he didn't say it out loud. If he said it again, he would really be laughed to death by Lin Feng. No matter how idiotic he is, he is not idiotic enough.

"Everyone, the Spanish captain is right. My 'Wind God' was hijacked by pirates because it had no weapons. Therefore, my condition is that as long as all the captains support my 'Wind God' to install some of the most basic gadgets, Weapons of mass destruction, I’ll tell you what tasteless means!” Lin Feng said with a smile.

The various captains frowned. This, this is really difficult to handle. Supporting Lin Feng's "Wind God" to install weapons, even on a small scale, will cause trouble. As for Lin Feng, a troublemaker, if he had a weapon, he wouldn't be so arrogant as to die.

Everyone shook their heads.

"Everyone, are you so tolerant that my Fengshen is always hijacked by pirates? Of course, even if pirates hijack it, I don't care, but what if I hurt the tourists on the Fengshen? You know, Maybe one day, your relatives will be playing on the "Wind God", and they will be robbed and killed by pirates just because you did not support my "Feng Shen" in installing small-scale weapons of destruction today. Can you live with your conscience? Can you face your dead relatives after death?" Lin Feng's words were very heart-wrenching and vicious, and everyone looked at him with disgust.

"Mr. Lin, this is the situation. As for this matter, we can only provide circumstantial evidence at best, and we cannot help you apply directly." Finally, the British captain came forward and said.

After all, he really wanted to know the meaning of chicken ribs. Besides, Lin Feng is a British Viscount after all, and he can be regarded as half of his own people, so he has to help his own people to some extent!

"Well, yes, the most we can do is provide you with circumstantial evidence. We can't help you with anything else." The French captain also said the same thing.

With the British captain and the French captain taking the lead, the other captains nodded in agreement.

"Everyone, empty talk won't do. Let's establish a formal agreement. After all, the 'Wind God' is too important to me, and I am really scared by pirates." Lin Feng said.

Everyone rolled their eyes. But now the only thing left is to write written evidence. After all, this is already the case, and it seems that it won't work if we don't write written evidence. Write it!

Immediately, everyone wrote notes one by one, saying that as long as someone proposed to the United Nations that Lin Feng's "Wind God" needed to be equipped with weapons, everyone would second the proposal and serve as circumstantial evidence. If you don't do it, the whole family will die. Originally, everyone was very resistant to this principle of breach of contract. However, American captains Charlie Clark and Captain Jacques had just set a precedent. If Lin Feng raised this point again, everyone would be helpless. I had no choice but to rely on Lin Feng. There is no way, who can let Lin Feng take charge.

Of course, although everyone agreed that Lin Feng was being unreasonable, there was nothing they could do about it. Who could let Lin Feng speak so well?

"Haha, King of Destruction, watch my blizzard torture you to death! Damn, where is the King of Destruction? Why didn't you see me? I couldn't help but hit you. I didn't even see a single figure before I was hit by my 'Thunderstorm' I'm dead!" A boy about 17 years old, with dull eyes and arms as thin as a stick, shouted while slapping the keyboard.

The boy's name is Wang He, and the game he plays is called "Diablo 2", a game launched by Blizzard in 2001. Although it has been ten years, it is still the single-player game with the most players on the planet.

"Playing a game without an opponent is as lonely as snow!" Wang He shouted pretentiously, but there was a sadness in his heart: Who can understand the loneliness of a diaosi!

"This time it's the Necromancer!" Wang He quit the game and changed his role. Then he opened the modifier, continued to shamelessly modify all skills to the full level 20, and then led a group of skeletons to kill monsters.

Not long after, the same sigh came. On the screen, Baal, the ultimate SS in the game, the King of Destruction, howled and fell to the ground under the siege of a group of skeletons.

"Invincible is so lonely!" Wang He continued to yell shamelessly.

Wang He had been doing this shameless thing for seven days. In the past seven days, he basically didn't get off the plane. When he was hungry, he would take a few bites of biscuits. When he was thirsty, he would drink some mineral water. When he was tired, he would lie in front of the computer and squint for a while. Wang He stayed in front of the computer for the whole time. For seven days and seven nights. I turned on the modifier, abused SS in the game, and vented the greatest pain in my life.

What is the greatest pain in life? ——Lovelorn. Of course, for Wang He, it is not considered lovelorn. Wang He is a senior in high school this year. He has been in love with a girl in his class since the first year of junior high school. This girl is called Zhen Luo, who has the same name as the "Luo Shen" in history. Not only is she beautiful in appearance, she is recognized as a school beauty in both middle school and high school. all good. Simply put, Zhen Luo is a perfect girl. A 100% girl who only exists in comics and novels.

Wang He, on the other hand, is just an ordinary student with average appearance, average grades, and even average family background. Therefore, from the first year of junior high school to the third year of high school, although Wang He had a crush on Zhen Luo, he never confessed his love. Until the senior year of high school was about to take the college entrance examination, and everyone was about to go their separate ways, Wang He couldn't hold back the throbbing in his heart, so he wrote a love letter and quietly put it in Zhen Luo's drawer.

The result was outrageous, and it could be said that it was extremely painful. The love letter written by Wang He was put directly on the school bulletin board by someone unknown. With Zhen Luo's fame and Wang He's current situation, Wang He instantly became a big celebrity in the school and the target of ridicule. A toad who wants to eat swan meat without knowing what he can do, a cow dung that wants to eat flowers, etc. all fall on Wang He's head.

Wang He was already thin-skinned, so he took a leave of absence and played "Diablo 2" at home for seven days and nights. However, no matter how much he killed SS in the game, he still couldn't release the sadness in his heart. Of course, what makes Wang He sad is not that he was rejected, but that his love letter was made public. Even if you are a toad and want to eat swan meat, you don’t have to treat me like this! Of course, Wang He didn't think Zhen Luo did this. There is no reason for this, but he believes that Zhen Luo is not this kind of person.

thirsty! --Wang He looked around and struggled to stand up. The bottle of water left next to the computer has long been drunk. After drinking, he held on without pouring water. He hadn't drank water for who knows how long. At this moment, Wang He felt that his throat was like the Sahara Desert. However, sitting in front of the computer for seven days and nights made his movements extremely numb and slow. Finally, he poured some hot water from a distance. Before Wang He could drink it, his feet were overwhelmed from sitting for too long. When he slipped, he fell directly on the computer screen, and the hot water in his hand was poured directly. Into an old CRT monitor.

Only a series of crackling sounds were heard, and then Wang He felt numb all over his body, and then lost consciousness. Before his brain went dark, Wang He vaguely heard a voice:

System implantation...15%

System implantation...47%

I don't know how long later, when Wang He woke up, his eyes were blurry and white. After being dazed for a while, his eyes became clear. Hospital! Why did you end up in the hospital? After a while, Wang He gradually remembered what happened before he fell into coma.

I am so useless, even pouring myself a cup of tea landed me in the hospital. A loser like me is indeed not qualified to pursue Zhen Luo. No, let alone pursuit, I am not even qualified to write a love letter! --Wang He laughed at himself for a while, and then hurt himself again.

"Xiaohe, you're finally awake. It's great. You're finally fine, but you've worried your mother to death." A face full of wrinkles, and one could tell at a glance that he had gone through hardships, reflected on Wang He's eyelids.

Lin Feng chuckled. \u003c/p\u003e