Rebirth of the Evil Life

Chapter 3599: Can’t tell jokes

"Lin, we are happy to be the first plaintiff!" Jessica and Liu Yifei said loudly. They are very happy to be able to help Lin Feng.

"Well, this matter is a bit difficult. Feifei, although you are American, you are Chinese. You have yellow skin, so you won't get preferential treatment from the jury." Lin Feng sighed helplessly, and then looked at Jesse again Card, "As for you, Jessica, although you are an authentic American, because you are a Hollywood movie star, and your status in conservative Sacramento, you have no advantage at all. I'm afraid it will be counterproductive!"

The girls frowned. The American Liu Yifei can't do it, nor can the authentic American Jessica, so what should I do? Who is suitable? None of the remaining people are suitable.

"Lin, who is that? What do you want to say?" Avril asked with a frown.

"Well, Ron and the others have provided a candidate. You all know this candidate, and she has agreed to appear in court, but this requires your consent." Lin Feng said.

Everyone knows him! Thoughts flashed in the minds of the girls, and they all guessed who it was—Ivanka Trump!

"Well, that's her! She's a lady from a famous family, and her identity is easier for the jury to favor." Lin Feng looked at the visibly darkened faces of the girls and said helplessly, "This time it's just a temporary measure, Ron and the others said Yes, the attitude of the jury is the key. Therefore, as the first defendant, winning the favor of the jury is a key factor in victory.”

The girls were silent. There was no rage as Lin Feng imagined, nor the violent storm as Lin Feng imagined, but this silence made Lin Feng's expression even more solemn. It's even scarier if you don't say anything.

Lin Feng didn't know what to say at this moment. After all, these people in front of him are all the women he loves, and now he and another woman are pretending to be lovers in court, which will not make anyone feel good. After all, this is not acting. There are two worlds inside and outside the play. Therefore, Lin Feng didn't know what to say. I can only stay silent and eat in silence.

"By the way, I have read a philosophical statement, and it is very accurate. It is also very interesting!" Lin Feng saw how solemn the atmosphere was, and decided that he could no longer remain silent like this, so he decided to tell a joke.

The girls had no expression on their faces and just ate in silence.

"Well. Regarding the heartbeat, a certain sociologist came to a conclusion about the heartbeat after more than several years of statistics. If you kiss a woman and your heartbeat reaches 250, it must be your first love. If you kiss a woman, you If your heart rate reaches 180, it must be an affair. If you kiss a woman, your heart rate must be 120. If you kiss a woman, your heart rate must be 80. If your heart rate reaches 30, it must be a dinosaur. If you kiss a woman and your heart rate reaches 0, it must be a myocardial infarction." Lin Feng laughed when he said this, "If you kiss a woman, you don't feel anything. . That must be a fool or an idiot."

When Lin Feng saw this joke about heartbeat, he was very happy and thought it was very interesting. Extremely fun. But after finishing speaking, they found that instead of laughing, Avril and the others looked at him with resentful expressions.

This, it seems that I said the wrong thing! You really said the wrong thing!

"Well, I said something wrong. I will drink tea as punishment!" Lin Feng lowered his head and said nothing, drinking tea by himself.

"Brother Lin, how much will your heart beat when you kiss us now?" Huang Meixi asked resentfully.

"Yes, Brother Lin, is your heartbeat now 80, or less?" Li Zhiyou also felt a little resentful.

"I think, maybe it's only 30!" Avril snorted.

"I think if it's Ivanka, maybe 180!" Jessica also didn't let Lin Feng go.

"Maybe 250!" Sharapova said.

"Boss, you really don't know how to tell jokes!" Lin Chiling looked at Lin Feng speechlessly.

Isn't that right? If you tell such a joke at this sensitive moment, isn't this a sign of getting beaten up?

"Uh..., I did say it wrong. Otherwise, let me change the joke! Someone asked: How to describe a girl as beautiful?" A god replied: "Since she moved here, the toilet paper in the supermarket in the community has gone up. price."

After Lin Feng finished speaking, he was still happy. This answer from God is truly classic. If you describe a girl's beauty and appearance from a positive perspective, it would be inferior. And this is not a positive description at all, but it can let everyone know the beauty of a woman. This is really unexpected, but it is also hilarious. But it’s true! The more beautiful a woman is, the easier it is to become the target of sexual advances from others.

However, after the joke was finished, the girls were still unhappy, and instead felt even more resentful.

"Okay, okay, I admit, I really can't tell jokes. I accept the punishment! You can punish me however you want!" Lin Feng reluctantly raised his hands in surrender.

"Brother Lin, in fact, we also know the difficulty of this matter. It's just that you are not discussing it with us at all, but a notice. For us, can we refuse Ivanka's appearance in court? There is no more suitable candidate. There is no one else but her, so this is not a notice." Li Zhiyou still kindly solved Lin Feng's trouble.

Lin Feng smiled awkwardly.

"But since there is no other way, we will also support Ivanka's appearance. But we will not appear in court!" Li Zhiyou said, "Brother Lin, we also have our pride and our self-esteem. I hope you understand!"

"I'm sorry that you have been wronged because of me. But I promise, there will be no next time!" Lin Feng said with emotion.

"Well, in that case, let's not say more. Come, let's have breakfast. Then tomorrow, we will be here waiting for the good news from Brother Lin!" Li Zhiyou smiled slightly, livening up the atmosphere.

Li Zhiyou was the first woman to follow Lin Feng, and now she was pregnant with Liujia, so everyone was willing to listen to her words. Now that Li Zhiyou has spoken, the others will naturally not say anything more.

"Okay, so be it!" Lin Feng nodded.

"However, Brother Lin, you owe us one thing. When this lawsuit is over, we will each ask you to do one thing, and you are not allowed to refuse!" Li Zhiyou rolled his eyes and smiled.

Well! Lin Feng was embarrassed. When did Li Zhiyou become so cunning? Now, he was in trouble. These people are all weird and weird, and it's not easy for them to let him go. But at this moment, can I refuse? Obviously, I can’t refuse!

"Okay, no problem. No matter what you do, I promise you!" Lin Feng promised.

The girls looked at each other and smiled. This time it all depends on Lin Feng's performance. If he and Ivanka have any ambiguity, hey, they will never let Lin Feng off lightly. Otherwise, they would let Lin Feng pass easily.

One day passed quickly. The next day, Lin Feng, accompanied by Li Zhiyou and others, appeared in the court in Sacramento, accompanied by Ellie.

"Lin, how did you convince them not to appear in court? If they appeared in court, Ivanka's identity as the first accuser would not be so convincing!" Ellie praised, "I originally wanted to tell you, but I didn't expect you to Already thought of it first.”

Lin Feng frowned directly.

"Ellie, they also have their own self-esteem. Ivanka is now my girlfriend. What does it mean for them to appear here? What should they think?" Lin Feng said in an unhappy voice.

Ellie was speechless. Seeing that Lin Feng was not very happy, he said no more. To avoid making Lin Feng even more unhappy. Anyway, she is just a legal advisor, just ensuring that the lawsuit is won.

"Hi, Lin, it seems that I have brought you some trouble this time." Ivanka came over and saw that there was no one else around Lin Feng except Ellie, so she naturally understood what was going on. Compared to Ellie, Ivanka naturally knows Avril and the others better. I also understand why they didn’t come. To be honest, if Avril and the others came, she would be really not used to it and would feel awkward. After all, she was just a temporary impersonator.

"Look, President Bush is here!" Ellie pursed her lips behind her.

Lin Feng turned around and saw Bush entering the court accompanied by Rice.

"Hi, Mr. President, we meet again. But I didn't expect that we would meet on such an occasion!" Lin Feng laughed, stepped forward and shook hands.

Bush didn't want to shake hands. But the lawyer beside him reminded him that as a defendant, it is best not to refuse to shake hands with Lin Feng in court. Otherwise, it will be very troublesome, and it will be troublesome if the jury is unhappy.

"President, be generous, there are many reporters here." Rice also reminded.

During this trial, thousands of reporters gathered outside the door. As the first president to appear in court in the history of the United States, he naturally attracted a lot of attention. President Bush also struggled to squeeze in. In the court, at least more than half of the spectators were also reporters. Anything Bush does here will attract great attention and subsequent comments.

"Lin Feng, don't think that you win just because I show up here. I tell you, you can't win this lawsuit. This is the United States, and I am the president of the United States!" Bush held Lin Feng's hand, his face A lot of laughter, but there is hidden murderous intention in the sentence.

"Haha, President Bush, why don't you think about it, this is the United States, and you are the President of the United States. I, a foreign investor, came to accuse you, but in the end you showed up here. Doesn't this just mean that we have the right time, the right place and the right people? This way?" Lin Feng laughed.

Bush groaned and spread his hands, too lazy to talk to Lin Feng. It's frustrating to talk to this guy.

At this time, the judge came out to confirm the identities of the plaintiff and defendant.

“Your Honor, I want to make it clear here that my first plaintiff is not my client Lin Feng, but my client Lin Feng’s girlfriend, Mr. Ivanka Trump. She will be named Lin Feng’s current girlfriend. Sue the U.S. government for his identity and ban Lin Feng’s visa because of his innocence,” Ron said loudly while standing in court. (To be continued. Walk alone in your heart! The text of this chapter is provided by the most handsome me!)